#Help Nae and Someoka are side-characters 😢

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Random dream I had because it is horny spooky season 👻 #5 :

>sets in the Hakuren version of Honosuto (if this doesn't exist yet, please make one)

>Hakuren organises a race for their sport festival

>!!!concept warning!!! : participants are paired by 2 and have to find a specific item hidden in a spooky forest, that they have to find by searching clues without getting lost and then exit the forest as soon as possible. Since the forest is known to be cursed, participants must exchange one of their belonging to another participant (preferably with someone dear if they are racing too) before entering. The item you gave to the other person protects you from the curse and the item they gave you protects them : don't lose or break it (before you exit, never preferably). Whether the item is expensive/precious doesn't matter tho.

>Shirou is paired with Someoka for the race and gives Atsuya his mental institute bracelet. Atsuya is paired with Nae and gives Shirou his Nokia 3310.

>Atsuya : "You better be careful with my cellphone, if you break it, you pay. Even if there is no chance you could break this phone. It is not you who break the Nokia 3310, it's the Nokia 3310 who breaks your hips. Unlike the piece of paper trash you just gave me 🤮 Why are you so cheap Aniki 😡"

>The race starts

>splittingthegang.mp3

>0.0001673 seconds later, Atsuya and Nae got lost in some random cave below a spooky abandonned house, where they had to fight a crusty-ass hobo screaming "the queen has returned!!!"

>Nae complains because they are lost and far to find the object they must find to win, while climbing behind Atsuya

>Meanwhile Atsuya : "WHY THE FUCK THEY PUT THIS IN THAT BUTTHOLE?!" (yes, the fucking object was here so they successfully failed at losing)

>Also Atsuya : "oh no, a rock" *proceeds to fall dramatically and rip Shirou's bracelet*

>Meanwhile, Shirou be like "Someoka, look those funny looking sticks ! Those must be clues left by the school...."

The sticks :

>But Shirou was alone all along *omnious music playing*

>Later, Atsuya and Nae are on the finishing line, slurping on milk as if it was some alcoholized cocktail with MDMA and with sunglasses on 😎🍹

>they saw Someoka coming back from the forest without Shirou because he lost him and didn't even found the item they were looking to win the race 😭

>"this is so sad", Nae gave him milk to drown the sadness

TW this is getting inappropriate 🙈🙉🙊 if you're under 18 or don't wanna read dirty stuff, don't read blow i don't wanna get blocked or reported for this

>meanwhile, Shirou got attacked by an invisible force

Shirou : BITCH WHY ARE YOU HERE ?! *proceeds to throw fits to the air, runs away dramatically and trips over nothing while the spirit possesses him*

>it turns out to be the ghost of Cupcakke's great great grandmother (her house was the abandonned one with the hobo). The ghost possesses all the flops in the forest to get revenge on every Da Boyz she can find. Those who are possessed can only express themselves through Cupcakke songs and remixes lyrics.

>Then, Shirou and the flops (=half of the participants 'cause Atsuya is not the only dumbass to have lost/broken the object they were supposed to take care) start to smack and snatch the wigs of those who are still in the forest and doing naked rituals to revive random floptok icons

>some survivors of those attacks made it out the finishing line and told the unspeakable horrors they have witnessed

>them and the others who were outta the forest googled "how to exorcize a person in 0.01 second" and found all the infos about the flop curse

>Meanwhile, Atsuya : *hands a piece of paper to Nae*

Nae : "why are u givin me this?"

Atsuya : "it's my Phone number"

Nae : "ew, stop flirting with me 🤮"

Atsuya : "BITCH *slaps her* it's to localize Aniki, he has my Phone !"

Nae : *dials number*

*ringtone ringing in the background*

Atsuya : "ok he's over there"

Nae : "how do you even know ?"

Atsuya : "u dumb bitch, are you even serious 🤬"

Someoka : *remembers he is in the story* "okay, imma gonna find him" *re-enters the forest*

>Back in the forest, Someoka caught Shirou half-naked while doing Da Boyz sacrifice to Jiafei, but Shirou got away of his claws by saying "Papi"

>Someoka got scared and tried to run away but can still hear the "smack my ass like a drum" and "POOSAY" close behind him

>the 2 kept going even out of the forest.

>Quickly, people seized Shirou and started the exorcism, but he started to vomit c*m on ppl, turning in head behing his back, walking at 4 legs upside down, and screams other unappropriate stuff in the Cupcakke discography (ex : change thongs 2 times a day, i save d*cks by giving them cpr, i'm horny, etc.)

>the exorcisms aren't exorcising

>at some point, he shouted "only d*ck can hurt my ass" and his poosay dropped the Nokia 3310

>suddenly, Atsuya became intelligent and got an idea 💡🤓 #smartera

Atsuya : guys, he just gave away the solution, we know how to exorcise him !

Ppl : *unzips pants* alright we have to make the ghost cum ?

Atsuya : NO U BUNCH OF HORNY FUCKBOIS, BEAT THE GHOST UP WITH THE DAMN PHONE *beats all the homophobes here and then his bro with the Nokia*

>Later, at the hospital, Atsuya tells his bro he was possessed by some horny spirit along with a bunch of girls and how his phone saved the universe from greater evil, while Shirou (who just regained conciousness) is wondering why his poosay itches so much 😳

The end 💅 Hope you enjoyed 💋