#Helmut Marko has the subtlety of a trigger-happy assassin
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Christian: Hey Helmut, just wanted to let you know Daniel’s pace is pretty impressive.
Helmut: *cocks shotgun* one moment.
Christian: Helmut, what - damn, he’s already gone.
Helmut: *returning covered in blood* Nyck’s gone. Get Daniel in the Alpha Tauri.
Christian: …Helmut, it’s been one hour.
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#Helmut Marko has the subtlety of a trigger-happy assassin#what sort of freaking series of events is this#it’s Marko trying to cover for the fact Christian didn’t want nyck in the first place#and Helmut insisted#and in the middle of it all you have Nyck who doesn’t deserve this#these are people not inanimate objects you greedy bastards#Daniel’s along for the ride I hope he does well#Christian Horner#Helmut Marko#Red Bull#nyck de vries#Daniel ricciardo#alpha tauri#f1
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