#Helluva Boss Adoptable

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Helluva Boss adopts - all $20!

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[caelichii]

Ophelia

My contribution, apparently, to the reams of fankids and characters inserted into the world.

The original design was by DollyBunz, but I decided to finally get around to giving her some new art and a small update on her design.

An independant daughter of Stella and Stolas, who cares for Octavia more than Via knows.

[helluvamisfit]

Helluva Boss Jellyfish Adopts!!!

Pink Jellyfish $20: OPEN

Green Jellyfish: $20: OPEN

Blue Jellyfish $15: OPEN

Purple Jellyfish $20: OPEN

DM or comment to claim!

FOR $1O EXTRA I WILL ALSO ADD A NUDE LAYER

Rules:

I work on a first come first serve basis so if you want them please message me

AND if you can’t pay right away I can hold the design for up to three days

I will only be using paypal, cashapp or venmo for my transactions and I will request payment before I send you unmarked file

I do NOT do refunds

Please do NOT resell for more then the purchase price! Regifting is fine!

Please credit me the first time you use them.

Have fun with them! They will give you back as much love as you give them!

Also: If you purchase from me, one commission of more then $15 will be $5 off

If you have any questions or concerns please message me through comments! I am always here to help

The money I make with this adopt will help me pay my bills and food and I promise every penny will be put to good use! OTHER OPEN ADOPTS ON MY PROFILE!!!

[devilbeez]

In this essay I will—

Did I made this because I think it would be cute if Fizz adored Kitty?

No I made this because I think it would be cute if I drive home the Jessica/Roger Rabbit, Lady and the Tramp dynamic between Kitty and Travis even more,

the Fizz adopting Kitty was a perk

[angelshizuka]

The more "Blitz is actually gay" headcanons I see, the harder I'm gonna go with "Blitz had actual feelings for Verosika".

Not to mention, so often when I see this topic discussed it's always only about "was he in love or not", even though relationships aren't as black and white as "love or no love", there's a lot more grey area to the (romantic) feelings you can have for someone.

I strongly believe Blitz had actual feelings for Verosika while they dated, he just got scared when she tried to bring love into it (it's literally canon he has commitment issues). And over the 5+ years they've broken up, any feelings he had for her faded away. But still, beneath all that hatred and anger that's festered over the years, he still cares about her as a person.

Also hot take, even if Blitz had literally zero feelings for Verosika ever, that still doesn't invalidate his pansexuality.

[reylokisses]

I read online that Vivienne Medrano cited Beatrice Horseman from Bojack Horseman as inspiration for Stella Goetia in Helluva Boss.

That makes sense, as Beatrice Horseman was a victim (of her father/mother/Butterscotch/society in general) and an abuser (of Bojack/Henrietta/Hollyhock), while Stella is a victim of forced marriage, forced pregnancy and a victim of her revolting brother, Andrealphus:

While also being Stolas’ abuser (and indirectly abusing Octavia by abusing Stolas in front of her)*

Speaking of Beatrice Horseman being an abuser, I was completely baffled when I read someone applaud Beatrice for being by Henrietta’s side while Henrietta was in labour with Hollyhock, and calling it an example of women supporting women.

Are you kidding me?!!!

The only reason why Beatrice was with Henrietta while she gave birth, was so that Beatrice could remove Hollyhock from Henrietta the second she was born!

The show even frames Beatrice’s actions as despicable- the scene switches from the traumatic memory of Joseph Sugarman, Beatrice’s father, burning little-girl-Beatrice’s beloved baby doll while she screams and begs him to stop, to adult Beatrice taking the newborn Hollyhock away to be given up for adoption, and refusing to let Henrietta hold her own baby.

Beatrice has just done one of the most evil things a person can do to another, and some people think she was justified?!

Even if viewers somehow think Beatrice was doing the right thing here, the show clearly doesn’t want us to think so. Henrietta’s face is scratched out, meaning that Beatrice is so ashamed of what she did to Henrietta, that she can’t bear to think about her.

The writers also make it clear that Beatrice was motivated by selfish reasons:

Beatrice wants to live vicariously through Henrietta and make her do what Beatrice wishes she herself had done - if Beatrice had had an abortion, or placed Bojack for adoption, then Beatrice would never have married Butterscotch and be stuck in a life that she hated.

However, one of the themes of Bojack Horseman is that “you’re responsible for your own happiness”. Beatrice and Butterscotch could have gotten a divorce and been free of one another- Beatrice came from a wealthy family, so she wasn’t trapped financially with Butterscotch. Blaming Bojack for their misery was cruel and unjust.

Butterscotch was being irresponsible and selfish with Henrietta- he could have paid child support for Hollyhock and then Henrietta could have afforded childcare while she finished her studies and qualified as a nurse. Henrietta didn’t have to sacrifice her dreams for her baby. Beatrice and Butterscotch had the 1950s misogynistic mindset that a woman who slept with a married man was a fallen person who wasn’t fit to raise a baby, and so Henrietta “had to” give up her firstborn.

It’s a pity that the viewers couldn’t see Hollyhock and Henrietta’s reunion, since Bojack is the main character and we could only see plot points that involved him. I’m glad that mother and daughter finally found each other again - Beatrice stealing Hollyhock from Henrietta remains the most harrowing scene in the whole show for me.

*Stella is shown screaming at Stolas in front of Octavia in Loo Loo Land, so I don’t agree that Octavia was somehow completely oblivious to how much of an abuser Stella was and how miserable her parents were in the marriage.

In the same episode, Octavia has a line about when she was a kid and “[her] parents didn’t hate each other”, so Stella must have toned down her cruelty at the beginning. I just hope the writers don’t retcon that and victim-blame Octavia for not knowing how much abuse Stolas endured.

I don’t want to end this post on a sad note, so here’s one of my favourite scenes in Loo Loo Land 🥰

[recipe-for-monsters]

Juggling: It’s objectively cool!!

[kayeonandherbunny]

ozzie and fizz is adopt a abused human child. they are daddies of the little girl.

There are no monsters under the bed. If there is, it won't be dangerous.

Because all the things who hide under the bed are small, weak, and scared. They are rats, cockroaches, and silverfish. They know they can't survive from world. So they hide under the bed. big, strong, and scary person is can't com in under the bed. so they can't capture them.

Just like me now.

Fizz said I can visit their bedroom. even middle of the night. Ozzie want me to knock the door before entering thir room . but he said it is okay when I scared just come in. I love when they teach me something. They Speak softly, kindly, and make everything understandable. like everything will be okay. Sometimes I really believe that.

well, until I wake up in the middle of the night and get scared.

What you imagine and what you experience are completely different. I still remember what they said, but it's not easy to believe them now, even though I know they're true. The fear is so close. my stomach is full of fears. so I can't think others.

I really wish I could go to their bedroom and ask for help as he says. If I had the courage to do that. But really I wouldn't even dare go to the door. Instead, I act like I always do. Put the fluffy fizzy doll in my seat, and put a blanket over his head. I try not to make any noise as I crawl under the bed.

I know I'm thinking crazy. I speak to myself. There's going to be a dark living room, a hallway, Fiz and Oz's bedrooms waiting me, and there's nothing in my way. But no matter how much I convince and convince myself, I think again "what if."

But, what if.

What if I open the door and 'he' standing there? I know. it is impossible. I can probably give hundred reasons to why it doesn't possible. in another time. (I can't think of one at the moment). But 'what if' is doesn't need a reason. 'what if' is just make me scared. How scary it would be if it happened, how hurt, how much I would regret it. so many things for make me scared. When I tries to get better, 'what if' is drag me back with a new scared.

It gets stronger and stronger. The more I listen to the outside sound from under my bed, the more I feel like my nightmare is real.

when the morning sun visible from under the bed, I realy think I'm in my nightmare.

Even when I hear the voice of The person I love.

"Baby? Can I come in?"

I'm most scared when I hear a knock. And when the door opens.

"It's time to wake up, princess! The morning sun came up! Do you remember what we were going to do today? ozzy is-"

That's not my dad's voice. but I'm still waiting with bated breath. I want someone to come and confirm that was just dream. I can't believe myself.

Fizz has never been tricked by a doll. Ozz was tricked once. He lifted my blanket and screamed. 'WHERE IS MY BABY?!?' It wasn't funny then, but now that I think about it, it was a bit funny.

But Fizz is not. He gets quiet as soon as he walks up to my bed.

"Hey."

It becomes a very quiet, soft voice that seems to be afraid of waking me up.

Small and weak ones hide under the bed. Big and strong ones can't come in because under the bed is narrow. Fizz doesn't come in under the bed. But his arms come in under the bed. His arms are like earthworms. They are elongated, silent, and not hurt me.

when I touch his finger, he gently hold my hand. I like the sound when he stretched his arms. It sound very soft. I like thier cold, smooth texture, and the feeling when it wraps itself around me. But when I'm in his arms, I feel completely different. I feel he is alive.

Fizz doesn't ask anything. Just give me a hug. I always feel something weird when I'm in a hug. I feel like I'm filling my chest with something soft. I usually didn't even know it was empty.

That's when I love it so much that I feel like I can stay like this for the rest of my life. Me and fizz, his hug. sound of his heart. But I start to feel more and more different things, too. The sweet smell coming through the door, the sound of the dog's claws scratching the floor, and the humming of Ozzy.

I don't say anything. Fizz don't say anyting too. but he knows when I'm going to be okay. he Standing up with hugging me and whisper to me.

" what do you want for breakfast?"

When I hear that, I realize the delicious smell that came through the door. make me want to eat. make I know I was hungry.

I swallow my bitter saliva to wet my dry mouth.

"Pancake."

and I answered.

I love it when someone hugs me. But it also makes me nervous. I mean, All good things gotta end. Like have to get off a swing.

The swing doesn't talk, but people do. 'don't be like a baby' or 'you are really annoyng' it makes me feel bad when I hear that. I know I make them annoyng. but I still hope they hug me more. That's why I am a bad girl.

Fizz never said like that. He just keeps walking with hugging me. Five puppies ran over. Stand on their hind legs, put their forepaws on Fizz's legs and wag their tails. we have a nine puppys. At first I thought it was a lot. But not now. It doesn't feel like a lot. I Just think they're our puppys.

Ozzie was wearing a red gown and humming a song with pancakes on a plate. The four puppies of them whine and scratch Ozzie's legs, but he don't even give a glance. They look so pitiful when they ask for food. I feel bad when I don't give them food. because they are so pitiful.

Ozzie's three faces smiled equally wide.

"Finally you're here, my loves! My baby froggy, did you kept sleeping even when your daddy froggy was making a fuss? That's amazing."

But his laugh doesn't last long. The bull-like face stared at me, the goat-like face sighed with its eyes down. And in the middle. Ozzie's face is sad. he Put down the pan, turn off the gas stove and come to us.

"Oh, sweety, you should have wake us up..."

His voice is much looser, softer. It's so soft and so sad that it makes my heart tick.

"Are you okay? Do you want some water?"

I've only seen on tv people grieve for someone other than themselves. When I actually experience it, my heart is tickling and I feel uncomfortable. It's like I am the nicest and most precious person in the world. and I know I'm not. I don't even know how to respond him.

Instead of answering, I embraced Fizz's neck. Fizz patted me on the back. I felt so bad for not being able to answer, but Ozzy laughed again instead of getting angry. It's not like the previous one. It's a little quieter, it looks sad.

"Do you want to watch me make pancakes?"

I nodded slightly.

Ozzie poured new dough into the pan and blew it up in the air. Pancakes were flying in the air like a bird and sitting on top of the pan. It's amazing no matter how many times I see it. Fizz was once tried to do that. and fizz's Pancakes is stuck in ceiling and we couldn't take them off for days.

"can I help your cooking, Ozzie?"

"No. never. We've just finished repair our kitchen."

I love being in someone's arms. I want to be in someone's arms forever, but I'm nervous about they mad to me and call me brat.

But fizz and ozz is never says that. They just hugging me until I felt okay.

After washing my face, the meal was served on my table. A pink robo-fizzy cup with milk, a pink robot-fizzy plate with a round pancake. It's great to have only the things I like. Usually it's the opposite.

I cut the pancake and put it in my mouth. Ozzie's food tastes like a happy dream.

chapter 2

[eggmilky]

Cherry Jubilee x Beelzebub fusion

[greaser-adopts]

New adoptable available on Ko-fi!

TOS

[caelichii]

C o m m i s s i o n s : tentatively open A r t . T r a d e s : mutuals R e q u e s t s : events / raffles

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Caeli . Chii. Cae | UK | Student | My Carrd | My Ko-Fi

Freelance hobbyist artist & student Hazbin / Helluva style based currently!

Feel free to DM me anytime; my notifs are pretty awful though, so please bear with me if i don't get to it right away!

Please note I have a full-time life so replies / progress may be slow!

[helluvamisfit]

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss Sharks $20

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FOR AN ADDITIONAL $1O I WILL ALSO ADD A NUDE LAYER

Rules:

I work on a first come first serve basis so if you want them please message me

AND if you can’t pay right away I can hold the design for up to three days

I will only be using paypal, cashapp or venmo for my transactions and I will request payment before I send you unmarked file

I do NOT do refunds

Please do NOT resell for more then the purchase price! Regifting is fine!

Please credit me the first time you use them.

Have fun with them! They will give you back as much love as you give them!

Also:

If you purchase from me, one commission of more then $15 will be $5 off

If you have any questions or concerns please message me through comments! I am always here to help

The money I make with this adopt will help me pay my bills and food and I promise every penny will be put to good use!

OTHER OPEN ADOPTS ON MY PROFILE!!!

[dragon-spaghetti]

Those au's where Everything Isn't As Horrible give me LIFE ok-

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[wkyarts51243]

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[trashogram]

Just thought you’d enjoy knowing that my wife used to be a hardcore Stolitz shipper until the more blatantly shitty stuff started happening, and now she wants to yank out every one of Stolis’s feathers one by one.

I showed her some of your posts and her reaction was essentially, “oh thank fuck, another sane person!” 😩

(She also now has a Goetia OC that adopts Via after she runs away.)

I do enjoy knowing this, thank you 😄 Your wife has good sense!

We ride at dawn to pluck out every single one of Stolass’s feathers!

(Via needs to run away or be rescued, instead of being a tool to make her father sympathetic so A+ OC as well)

[foundfamilyhq]