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[brahmenbones]

CHAT WAKE UP I MADE HER AN OUPPY

[fish-of-aquaza]

~~Okay so, hi, I'm new here, in tumblr... and, I... just got into self shipping half a year ago... aaand only have platonic and familial ships.. and you can call me-

Karkat: YOU CAN CALL HIM OCTO, OGILVY, BIIO, JR, TROY, ANIS ETC ETC, THIS DUDE HAVE SO MANY F#CKING SELF INSERTS THAT IT'S RIDICULOUS!

me: ~~J...Just call me any of these, I will clarify which name is which fandom, and-

K: ANYWAYS, HE HAVE A FCKING LIST OF F/OS HE'S ABOUT TO READ OUT IF HE FINNALY STOPPED THE POINTLESS TALKING

Me: ~~Dude, what da heck?! Stop interrupting me!

K:YOU SAID THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE WHEN YOU DO THIS, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BIG OF A DAMM P#SSY TO DO IT ALONE!

YOU TOLD ME, THAT IT WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES, BUT YOU'RE BEING SO GOG DAMM SLOW, I CAN'T STAND IT!

Me:~~...

-sigh-

~~Okay, I'll just read it out then.

~~So, first of all, of course as you could tell, Homestuck. I have Eridan, Terezi, Tavros, and of course you could tell, this rage nugget next to me called Karkat.

K:CAN YOU PLEASE, DON'T CALL ME THAT?!

Me: ~~yeah, sorry. -giggle-

~~And I'm still reading homestuck, so there might be more f/os

Karkat:YEAH, YOU'RE STILL ONLY AT THE ACT 5, YOU SHOULD GET YOUR LAZY ASS TOGETHER AND ACTUALLY BE PRODUCTIVE FOR AT LEAST A F*CKING MONTH

Me: ~~you think that I wouldn't if I could? I procrastinate too many things qwq

K: YEAH, EVEN THIS INTRODUCTION! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN "WORKING ON IT"??? MONTHS??

Me: ~~well.. I have been procrastinating it a lot.. But can I continue? I'm finally doing it..

K:YEAH! SURE! JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY!

Me: ~~So, the next fandom is The Owl House. Let's see...We have Amity(familial/sister, she deserves better siblings)..... Gus...., Hooty-

K: THE DOOR THINGY?

Me: ~~yeah? Why did you ask?

K: I HONESTLY THINK THAT THEY JUST NEED SOMEONE THEY CAN LISTEN TO, A GOOD LEADER IN PARTICULAR, WHO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEIR BORING STORIES AND STUFF

Me: ~~well, I would say it differently, but yeah, it's basically what i think. Anyways, the last thing remaining is the Slitherbeast.

K: THAT GIANT ALIEN YETI, RIGHT?

Me: ~~yeah?

K:THAT THING GIVES ME THE CHILL, THEY HAVE THEIR EYES IN THEIR F*CKING MOUTH!!

Me: ~~well yeah, but they are still pretty cool

~~Let's move on, the next one is Danganronpa. We have:

~~Gundham Tanaka

~~K1-B0 (kiibo/keebo)

~~Leon Kuwata

~~Monodam

~~Chiaki Nanami *

~~Koichi Kizakura (familial/dad)

~~Possibly will be more, I'm still watching the walkthroughs and stuff-

K: WAIT A SECOND!

ME: ~~Hm?

K: WHAT IS THAT LITTLE STAR NEXT TO THE NANAMI GUY'S NAME?

Me: ~~okay, first of all, that's a girl, second.. It's just a... A marking, a marking because she's my favourite woman f/o

K: BUT THERE IS NO OTHER MARK FOR A GUY.

Me: ~~Oh! Oh yeah.. I.. I forgot! Let me just -scribbles a star next to his name-

~~Here! Done ^^

K: DUDE, I AM FLATTERED BY THIS, BUT WE BOTH KNOW THAT PRETTY F#CKING WELL, THAT I AM NOT YOUR FAVORITE.

BUT OKAY, I'LL LET IT SLIDE.

SEE? I'M SUCH A GREAT LEADER THAT I LET YOU PERSONAL SPACE, YOU'RE VERY F#CKING WELCOME.

Me: thanks...

~~So anyways, next on the list is: No Straight Roads, AKA NSR We have Neon J-

Karkat: NEON J? IS THIS SOME KIND OF RAPPER OR SOME SH*T? THIS NAME SOUNDS SO LAME I THOUGHT THAT YOU BEFRIENDED A F#CKING LETTER J NIGHT PUB SIGN WHEN I FIRST SAW IT.

Me: ~~No, his name literally means 1010, the name of the boy band he created

Karkat: EXCUSE ME? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

Me: ~~Neon is the 10th element of the periodic table and J is the 10th letter of the alphabet.

Karkat:THAT'S... ACTUALLY CLEVER.

Me: ~~It is. Can I continue now?

Karkat:YES, AS YOUR LEADER I LET YOU TO CONTINUE READING THIS ENDLESS LIST YOU HAVE CREATED TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

Me: ~~It wouldn't take so long if you wouldn't keep interrupting me.. -_-

~~So yeah, he is familial, dad figure. the rest is 1010, and Yinu along with her mother

~~There are only a few fandoms left, I'll be quick.

~~Mha:

~~Tokoyami, I loved his appearance since their first training, he's the coolest and strongest when he's in beast mode (in my opinion of course).

~~Coraline:

~~Other dad, he's a familial, as a dad of course

K: HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE CORALINE, RIGHT?

Me: ~~He deserved better...

~~And, the last fandom,

~~Epithet Erased:

~~Zora Salazar(Familial/Aunt)-

K: DOESN'T SHE STINKS BECAUSE SHE SLEEPS IN THE WOODS OR WHAT?

Me: ~~Yes she does my self insert keep teasing her about it.

~~And the last one, Ramsey. I like his style, pretty much a loveable character, i wanna be his friend.

~~And, as a last thing-

K: YOU SAID THAT WE ARE DONE!

K: I DON'T CARE, I NEED TO GO! I HAD F*CKING ENOUGH?! I'M OUT! -walks away-

Me:~~...

~~Ookay... Soo..

~~I just... wanted to mention that... I'm the brother of (@fishy-moirails), and we have shared f/os, and sibling self inserts in most of the fandoms that I have mentioned...

~~Soo.. Yeah..uhm..I will... update later.. Bye! -runs away-

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1-50 BABY!!!!!! TAKE IT OF- wait no that sounds wrong

iFINALLY FOUND IT AHAHA IM ON PAGE 59 OF MY BLOG AND I FOUDN IT

1. Post a picture of u?

here’s a pic of me and my little brother!!! it’s from july 4th 2016 so it’s like.......old now hahaha

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

yes i would, i’m currently doing it :-)

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

well actually most of my friends are nonbinary and the rest are mostly girls! i really want guy friends but it’s hard to find good guys in montana and it’s also intimidating, i get super self conscious around cis guys

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

i try to do it as often as possible!!! i get nervous but i like to try

5. Can you commit to one person?

mhm !

6. How do you look right now?

like a sloppy college student with Good Hair, my hair is finally long enough to curl again!!!

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

uhh, basketball shorts, a rooster teeth shirt haha and my watch and that’s it!

8. How often do you listen to music?

if i’m not at school or work i am listening to music, i’ll put it that way haha. i listen to it as much as humanly possible

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

oooo, jeans i believe? cause i gotta wear em for work. i only wear a rotation of 3 pants: jeans, joggers, basketball shorts

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

hahahahha i’ve answered this thing before i was just reminded by this fkin question!!! i’ll pretend it says 2018

hoo boy.... im gonna go out on a limb and say politically, yes it will. but other than that...gee, i would sure love to get top surgery this summer. it’d be so much easier than doing it during school and needing to take 2 weeks off. i just need to raise money and convince my parents. they support me but i don’t think either would be comfortable with me doing Such A Permanent Change So Soon. i technically don’t need their approval, but i am gonna be living in their house over the summer so.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

oooo man it really depends on my mood hahahha, im extroverted usually so i Love being with people!!! but sometimes im like no pls

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

uhh considering we are dating, i’d be upset aha but i don’t think that’ll happen bc we r 2 giant dork babies in love and i know for me that never even crosses my mind

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

i really only have two moods, “i am a brick wall and you don’t know how i feel” and “i am currently crying on your floor at 2 in the morning because they stopped selling my favorite brand of pop tart”

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

not to save my life!!!!!!! i used to lie to people and say i could because when my dad got shoulder surgery i had to shift for him......which is true, he said once or maybe twice “hey put it in 2nd” and i was like “what” and he showed me how but like that’s it LMAO

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

ahahhah hm...the only person i could think who would talk bad about me would be this coworker that i fucking hate, but he’s such an overdramatic tool that i wouldn’t care. but if people were like, calling me slurs behind my back i would confront them.

16. Are you going out of town soon?

yES I AM THANK FUCKIN GOG D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im going back to portland a week from today!!!!!!!!1 aaaaaaaaaaaaa oh my god i miss it so much but more importantlty i am Hating it here more than EVer!!!!!! IM REALLY EXCITED

17. When was the last time you cried?

hahahah lately i’ve just been crying at almost every cute or nice thing, most recently while i was searchign for this post actually i saw the hidden figures gals when they won their.. emmy? i do not stay up to date w awards but oh my god they were just alll so happy and they were being recognized and wow. the last time i cried from something that wasn’t tumblr was when i was recording a message for kate because she’s been having a hard time (understatement) and it makes me sad

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yes aha to be honest i was always having huge crushes on girls for my whole childhood but i didn’t know i was allowed to have those feelings, so i pushed them down. so every girl that i liked i didn’t expect. and i’m only unpacking and raelizing that Now ahaha

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

i don’t think so !!

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

i have to work! and ask my boss for time off

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

my rent company emailed me to submit my rent payment......my rent isn’t even due for 2 days aha and it Offended me even though yes i shouldve yesterday but like how Dare they hahahha

22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

if you could kindly never use that phrase again i’d mightily appreciate it bud :)

23. Are you nice to everyone?

i love being a nice person it makes me feel happy inside. but if someone doesn’t deserve kindness then no i’m not. i love giving people chances and i don’t make rushed judgement but some people are so awful that they just don’t deserve my kindness

24. What are you sitting on right now?

my office chair!

25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

.......

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

yes i have. o i bet u thought i was gonna elaborate!!!! hell NAh figure that shit out on ur own !!!!!!! ahahha but yes i have and i just dont wanna get into it/it’s happened a Lot

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

kate

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

idk i used to ? kinda?

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

i don’t think so hahah

30. Does anyone hate you?

yes im sure of it!

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

I Hate

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

idk i like the theory of it but once im doing it im like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,This WAs A Mistake

33. Are you a jealous person?

mmm yes hahah but that’s nothing communication can’t fix ! and most of the time when i get jealous i’m close with the person so i can just bring it up

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

hm...i dunno, i’ve had a lot of bad years, but i’ve also learned a lot from them and as brutal as it sounds i’m kinda glad some of those things happened. like, 7th grade i had insomnia for months and months and i was dealing with internalized homophobia, but that’s how i learned i had anxiety and that was the beginning to me realizing my sexuality so ?

35. Did you have a dream last night?

yes i did!! it was very detailed and intense and i forget it completely hahahha

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

yes :-)

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

mmm i have no idea? that seems super early to me. i wanna be more financially stable i think

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

yes i do think :-)

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

i think she is sleepin

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

not really aha

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

yes!!!!!

42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

no hahahha wow, im dating someone good and im on hormones and im in college! this time 2 years ago i was a few months from graduating high school. although, i still am dealing with medications for my bipolar, so

43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

....stuff

44. What’s the best part about school?

when i’m so interested in something im learning that i write it down and do extra research because it’s so Fascinating, then tell all my friends

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

yes? what kinda question is this...i have thousands, i’ve been an active facebook user for like 8 years (unfortunately)

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

oh my god...not anymore, but i got in Such trouble one time when my friend wrote the word bitch on a piece of paper and the teacher found it

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

yea a lot!!

48. Were you single over the last summer?

ahahha i was actually!! wow, im amazed that you picked the only time i’ve been single in 3 years

49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

...........nothin mind ur business

50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

yes!! all my friends r beautiful!!