#Headcanon that Haley used to work at a Claire's when she was younger

[askhaley]

Do you have any piercings? - 🫧

I had both of my earlobes pierced when I was 12. And, ugh, it's a little embarrassing, but I had my belly button pierced in highschool. Don't tell anyone, though! I don't think Emily or my parents even know yet.

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Hi mouse! Been a fan of your writing. (I love it) uh could you do one with the sve bachelor/bachelorettes (+krobus, if it isn’t too much work) reacting to a farmer w/ really long har, but they put it up all the time.

Hope you are having a very good day :)

Hey hey 👋

Thank you, dear anon, for your ask! Glad you liked my silly headcanons ☺️ Enjoy some more, and have a wonderful day as well!

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SVE bachelors:

Lance:

Pretty, long hair... that definitely needs a lot of attention. Especially considering that when traveling, hair that's not in a bun can sometimes get tangled in bush branches or even distracting in battle. If Farmers are having some trouble caring for their curls, Lance has a recipe for a magical (and safe) gel to share. Hmm? Why the surprise? Of course he cares about his appearance and uses gel - how else do you think he managed to make his hair look spiky and elegant? But it has a practical application as well - this gel keeps his hair from getting wet and protects it from fire. Very useful stuff, Lance recommends it.

Victor:

Wow, Farmer must have been growing their hair for a long time, because it was already up to their knees! Victor is a little surprised that they had the patience to take care of their hair. At a younger age, the spaghetti lover once tried to find his style and let his hair down to his shoulders, but problems in taking care of it + comments from his mom that it looked untidy forced him to get a short haircut. He's not really complaining - he likes the short haircut better. The long hairstyle definitely suits Farmer, but Victor wonders how much time they spend taming their wavy curls.

Magnus Rasmodius:

"I suggest you tie your hair in a braid so nothing falls into my cauldron." No, Magnus is serious - if even a single hair from Farmer's head falls into his bubbling cauldron, the tower will have to scrape off the magical slop for a long time to come. The old wizard doesn't pay too much attention to the length of Farmer's hair, leaving his friend/apprentice to decide for themself what hairstyle they want. Though he can recommend a specially prepared potion to keep even the most unruly locks groomed. Yes, Magnus has such a potion, because he uses it for his head hair. And his beard hair.

SVE bachelorettes:

Claire:

Claire also has long hair, which she gathers into a bun every day. Not as long as Farmer's, but the cashier understands her friend well when they sometimes complain about the tangled clumps of hair. That said, Claire has to point out that Farmer does a good job: they always have strong, shiny curls, with no split ends. When she gets a chance to chat with a Farmer, she'll be sure to ask them what shampoo/conditioner they use, or if they have any hair care secrets. Because her hair has been unruly and dry lately. Maybe because of Joja meals?

Sophia:

Farmer's hair is the most beautiful hair Sophia has ever seen! The long, shiny, slightly curly locks that hung down to Farmer's navel are just a dream for various beautiful hairstyles! Although Sophia realizes that, considering how much time she spends on her own pink hair, Farmer definitely needs to get up early to tidy their locks. If Farmer doesn't mind, Sophia would like to try practicing the beautiful braids that Haley taught her to do. She can braid their hair with pretty ribbons or flowers, whichever they prefer.

Olivia:

Olivia had similarly long hair when she was younger, so she knows that sometimes it can take an hour (or even more) to care for her hair. Even now with her short, above-the-shoulder hair, Olivia can spend a lot of time on it, just like Farmer spends grooming their long locks. But how many possible options for beautiful seasonal hairstyles! Farmer is sure to look great with long hair, whether on a normal day or at the festivals. If anything, let Farmer ask her and she will recommend the best lotions and masks to keep their hair healthy and beautiful.

Scarlett:

So cool! Farmer's hair is so soft to touch and shiny... On the one hand, Scarlett is a bit jealous, because Farmer can do such complicated and beautiful hairstyles with flowers and so (Sophia often showed her pictures). On the other hand, the girl knows that she wouldn't want to have such length of hair, considering how much time and effort is spent on its care. Maybe somewhere up to her shoulders, yeah, but not like that. Different people, different tastes.

Bonus SDV Krobus:

That "hair" is a pretty unusual thing, at least for shadow people who don't have anything like that. So they grow on human's heads? And it's been like that all their lives? So strange. Krobus would like to ask more questions about Farmer's hair, but he's a little afraid of offending their friend by asking, because What if it's considered unacceptable or offensive among humans? But it looks quite beautiful, especially when Farmer tied their hair into long braids. Though it's a little unclear to Krobus why the Farmer leaves their hair so long if it's taking a lot of time to maintain?