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tswwwit · 2 days ago

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Re-reading your cult au is so funny from Dippers POV cause its just Bill pulling every high school pick up trick imaginable and Dipper missing every single one

One of my favorite things is Bill Failing at Something, and I am glad it delights others as well! Rest assured my mission to Uncool this dude will never cease.

#answers #Bill was trying SO HARD #But didn't account for the sheer lack of romance in the cult #He's lucky Dipper knew that being gay was a THING considering #Oh well it all worked out #Though I imagine they're still at the 'cuddling on the couch while watching a movie' stage right now #Maybe with a quick peck on the lips at Dipper's door before he goes to bed #Bill's settling in for the long haul before they get to more advanced tactics #He can be patient!! Just watch!! NOBODY will be able to say he didn't handle his husband with the kid gloves he needs right now!#He's got his goddamn gentleman's card and when Dipper gets his memories back he'll be SO grateful Bill will get INFINITE kisses #While in the other room Cult!Dipper is lying in bed tossing and turning and *sweating* with lust

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