#He's just a little guuyyy.

[percephilous]

Alright so I'm gonna go cry in a corner now! He's just! I'm gonna explode! How am I supposed to live laugh love I'm these conditions? Im so sorry little man I wish I could (/would) give you a happy ending you deserve it so much :((

If anything doesn't make sense I do not care I'm too proud of it

[blackkatdraws2]

4th Batch: The Guardians!

[Blank Scripts AU (non-canonical)]

Inside the deeper layers of the Parable marches the sinister army of monsters, born from the flesh of the Dungeon itself.

Alongside them are human workers, learning to cooperate with these beasts and come together for one purpose.

To protect and nurture the Parable.

BATCH LIST:

- [1st Batch: The Inhabitants] - [2nd Batch: The Janitors] - [3rd Batch: The Citizens] - [4th Batch: The Guardians]

↓ [Thoughts and Credits below] ↓

The fourth illustration is complete after a long, long time!!

Excuse how long it took me to do this one by the way, I have things to do IRL and my own projects to complete [very excited to finish those by the way, it's been so long since I've posted a new AMV hehe] so it took me a while to have the spare time and come back to the OCs / Self Inserts!

Anyway, I'll try disciplining myself to draw more of the submitted characters! I have 4 more batches [19 characters] to draw, so please be patient with me! ＞﹏＜

I swear I haven't forgotten about anyone! I've just been busy, hahaha.

Suru by @tsuru-yasunaga

ARRGHGHHH I REALLY LOVE THIS OMG?? I can totally see her working in the deeper layers of the Dungeon alongside the monsters ARGHH crazy I'm crazy [AND DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE THAT BLACK CAT LOGO ON HER SUIT ARGHHH SO COOL STOP]!!!?? I love that she has an axe, so badass...

Widget by @adventurecrimez

OUH??? Our little platelet doctor!! This reminds me so much about that one anime, Cells at Work... Anyway, I LOVE THEM!! They're so cute and helpful to have around <3

Axl by @tumbling-turmoil

AHEHEHE LITTLE GUY LITTLE GUY!!! For such a cute-looking thing, it sure has a very ominous-sounding title... The all-powerful Axl, decider of Fate.. bowing

Horns by @idunnowhattowriteheretbh

HWUAHE I LOVE THIS THING SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA this is making my creachure-loving brain go uueueueuw looking at this thing with big teary eyes btw I loved drawing their horns [haha funny name pun but yeah I actually did like drawing the horns btw :3]

Nugget by @thenamesmobu

This stinky old mannn, this creatuureee, this gruffy guuyyy hhehwuew he's so silly and he looks so cute but imagining him with a gruff old man voice will never not be funny to me

Abhorrence by @commit-vehicular-manslaughter

OOUHH?!??!! It's missing a leg... poor thing.. I also lived drawing this thing, it feels like a monster I'd see in the woods or something argh... a cryptid.. THE SKULL HEAD IS SO COOL PLEASE

Legal Distinct Bug by @test-url-please-ignore

hehehe little bug, I'm gonna make this thing into a marketable plushy, I will squish this thing very lovingly it's so BIG and it's so FLUFFY and it looks so CUTE I just wanna AGRHAWGGHAEGA let that thing crawl all over me please

[dontborsch]

Guuyyys just made a concept of Jeffery’s mother in her late school years

Also I have a few her life story headcanons

Sarah (aka Jeffery’s mother) was one of the popular girls in her school, she was a sociable but sharp-tongued girl who was constantly surrounded by the big company of friends, one of which was her best friend Nora (the last pic below), with whom she dreamed of going to the same acting university in California and becoming famous actresses.

Sarah's family, which was quite conservative (her grandfather was Italian-American, so the family still had echoes of a strict Italian upbringing), did not share her dream, on the contrary, they insisted that the girl stay in Virginia, but Sarah and her rebellious teen spirit were going to go against the family in this matter.

She had Jeffery in age 19, and this event forced her to stay in hometown. Nora was able to go where both girls dreamed of going, and they even kept in touch for a while, but in the end their communication faded away. At the same time Sarah got enrolled in a local college as an elementary school teacher, but after a little more than a year, she had to drop out due to lack of time (in addition to studying, she had to take care of a small child).

Jeffery's father studied in a parallel class, and they had been dating for about five years at the time of their son’s birth. Despite his promises to help his girlfriend with their child, their relationship quickly cracked, which hit Sarah's condition hard.

As I mentioned, Sarah's family was quite conservative, and her relatives, especially her mother, insisted on Sarah's marriage (and continued to do so even after breaking up with Jeffery's father). Such constant pressure finally upset Sarah and her family, and she left home, settling first in a college dorm, and then moving to the houses of her few remaining acquaintances until she had saved enough money for rent (at that time, Sarah took on any part-time job but even at the time of 2008-09 she works in a cleaning service).

Upd: I also think that she coddles Jeffery a lot because he’s literally the only closest person to her.

Bonus artwork with Nora and their nerdy classmate

[kusuguricafe]

Denki Makes a Splash!

A/N: Thank you for the request! I hope you're having a fun summer ⛱️☀️

Summary: Denki’s pitfall prank goes awry—will the UA girls be able to turn the tides?

Characters: lee!Kaminari, lers Momo, Jirou, and Mina (Sero cameo)

“You guuyyys,” Mina whined, “I forgot my towel!

Class 1A had taken a well earned trip to the beach to relax and have some summer fun. Most of the students were busy putting on sunscreen or setting up their beach towels and umbrellas.

“Oh, don’t worry,” Momo started, “I can just make one for yo—”

“WAIT! Look over there! Is that mine? It looks just like it!”

Sure enough, a hot pink and black zebra striped towel lay upon the sandy beach before Mina and Momo. The two walked over to inspect it.

“Yep, that’s definitely mine. I accidentally burnt a couple small holes into it right here, see?” Mina gestured towards the edge of her towel.

Momo nodded. “I wonder how it got here.”

“You know, this is actually a pretty nice spot.”

“Shall we set up here?”

“Hey! Wait for me, you two!” Jirou called out.

“Jirooouuu! We’re gonna set up heaaAAAAHH!!” Mina plopped down onto her towel and, to her surprise, plummeted a few feet before hitting the bottom of a sandy pitfall.

“Oh my! Mina! Are you alright?” Momo exclaimed.

“Mina!?” Jirou cried.

“I-I’m fine! Just uh, a little stuck!”

“Hold on one second,” Momo said as she began to create a rope ladder. “Jirou! Be a doll and come help me hold this for her, will you?”

“Coming!”

“Ha! I can’t believe she actually fell for it!” Denki snickered from behind a nearby rock.

“She really fell for it, huh?” Sero quipped.

Jirou’s earphone jacks perked up at that all-too-familiar squeaky laughter. “KAMINARI!!” she roared, facing his direction.

“Crap—quick, let’s go!”

Denki and Sero bolted in different directions.

“Once we pull her out of here, you’re dead!” Jirou shouted, “DEAD! You hear me!?

Momo and Jirou managed to hold the rope ladder steady enough for Mina to successfully climb up out of the pit, towel and all.

“Thank you guys!! Jirou, did you see Denki?”

“No, but I heard the little punk. He would have had access to your room at some point before we all left, right? I bet he’s the one behind this.”

“You’re probably right,” Momo sighed, “He’s always pulling stunts like this.”

“I say we take revenge,” Jirou declared. “Who’s with me?”

“I am.” Momo raised her hand.

“Aye, aye, captain!” Mina saluted.

“Let’s make sure that loser gets a taste of his own medicine!”

And so the hunt began. The three girls headed in the direction where Jirou had heard him. After several minutes of searching and asking around, they still had yet to find him. Until…

“Do you guys see that yellow thing in the water?” Momo asked.

Mina and Jirou looked over towards the ocean.

“I think I can see his signature black lightning bolt! C’mon!” Mina urged.

The trio started running towards the sea. Kaminari’s familiar outline became clearer the closer they got.

“There you are!” Jirou yelled.

Already in their bathing suits, the girls ran into the water after him.

“Ah! Stay back!! Or I, I…! I’ll sneeze!”

“You can’t do that, you idiot! You’ll shock everyone else along with us!” Jirou exclaimed.

“Oh, r-right… WHA! W-wait! Jirou! You can’t just drag me out of here!”

“Help me out, Momo, Mina!”

“On it!” Mina said, grabbing Denki’s other arm.

Momo quickly made a lasso and tossed it his way.

“Oh, come on!” Denki cried, “There’s no way you just lassoed me!!”

The three girls managed to pull the poor boy back to shore.

“We’ve got you now!” Jirou said.

“What are you gonna do with me?” Denki asked nervously.

“Let’s toss him into the hole!” Mina said.

“Good idea!” Momo agreed.

“Better yet, let’s bury him in it!” Jirou suggested.

“Bury me??”

The girls looked at each other and nodded in agreement. They hauled him over to the hole he had dug. Momo tied his wrists together with the lasso. They (gently) threw him in and started filling the sand in around him.

“You guys can’t just bury me alive!!!”

“We’re not going to bury your head,” Momo reassured.

“Or your feet!” Mina added.

Denki looked up at them, confused. Unable to free himself from his binds, he succumbed to his fate.

There Kaminari lay, face up, almost entirely buried in sand.

“Now for your real punishment,” Mina smirked.

“This wasn’t my punishment!?”

Momo and Jirou looked at Mina in confusion as well. She walked over to Denki’s bare feet, knelt down, and skittered her nails all over his exposed soles.

“This is your punishment!”

“AAAIIIEEEE NONONONONOHOHOHO! Minaa nOHOHOhoho!!” Denki protested.

Momo giggled. Jirou kneeled down near his head.

“Good thinking, Mina! How you like this, huh?” Jirou teased, tickling Denki’s neck and ears.

“I dohohohon’t! Nohohohohoho!!”

“You don’t know?” Momo chimed in. “Maybe this will help?” She sat beside his buried torso and began digging a small window in the sand, revealing Denki’s tummy.

“Nohohohohot you tohohoo-AAAHH NO! PFFTAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! AHAHAHALL OF YOU!!”

“Haha, his hair’s standing on end!” Jirou pointed out.

“Coochie coochie coo~! This is what you get for breaking into my room and stealing my towel! And then setting up a trap!? Really, Denki?”

“IHIHI’M SAHAHAHAHAHARRYY!” The tickling felt so much more intense with how little he could move away from six hands! “PLEHEHEHEHEEAAASE!!”

Momo dipped a finger into his belly button and wiggled it around, Mina was focused on tickling underneath and in between his toes, and Jirou found a particularly sensitive spot behind his ears. Tears pricked the corners of Denki’s eyes.

“You’re gonna kill meeeEEAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA J-JIROU EEEEHEHE NAHA *snort* NAHAHA *snort* NAHAHAT THEHERE! NOT THERE NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE! PLEHEHEHE *hiccup* EEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!”

“Haha aww, you must have found a really good spot, Jirou!” Mina beamed.

Momo paused for a moment, startled by Denki’s sudden hollering. Jirou appeared to be mildly flustered by how much of a reaction she was getting out of the boy. Her evil smirk melted into a bashful smile.

“Hey! Are you guys torturing Denki or something??” Sero yelled, rushing towards the scene.

“More or less,” Mina answered.

“GUHUHUYS SERIOUSLYYY! I’M GOHOHONNAHA BLOW A FUHUSE!”

“I think you can take a liiittle more, can’t you?” Mina sang.

He shook his head weakly.

“You two should probably slow it down a bit,” Momo said.

“Yeah, I don’t think he’s lying about the fuse thing,” Sero agreed.

Mina did not heed their call and Jirou was in her own little world. That was, until—

“YEOWCH!” Mina screamed.

“AH!” Jirou yelped.

“Weehehehei~”

Sero put his hand on his forehead and shook his head. Momo resignedly began digging Denki out of the sand.

“Oops, hehe…” Mina said with a sheepish grin. She began uncovering his legs.

Jirou blinked. Realizing what had happened, she pitched in as well.

Sero joined in and the four of them uncovered and untied the short-circuited boy. They carried him to an umbrella Sero had set up earlier and set him down onto a beach chair in the shade. Sero began fanning him with a paper fan Momo had created.

“Are you alright, Denki?” Mina asked.

“Wei,” Denki replied, giving her two thumbs up.

“Sorry if we pushed you too far…” Jirou apologized. “But don’t go doing something like that again, okay? Mina could’ve gotten hurt!”

Denki nodded. Mina began rummaging through her bag. She pulled out a small bottle of pineapple juice.

“Here, you can have this,” she said, handing it to him.

“Th-thank you. Come closer for a second.”

Mina did so. “Yeah?”

“Sorry for stealing your towel. And for trapping you.”

“It’s okay, I forgive you!”

He reached out and grabbed her arm, pulling her closer. “But don’t bury me again!” He lightly tasered her side.

“EEK! Okay okahay!”

“You didn’t mind the tickling, then?” Jirou sneered.

“Oh, shut up!”

[corvidcas]

why are cas haters so deeply negative. cant you all just have some fun. let loose a little perhaps.

[redefiningthirtysomething]

daddy day care

I have a 9 year old smart-ass, witty daughter and a joyous, very active 8 month old baby girl. I love them with my whole heart and then some, and I absolutely LOVE being a mom. But, I am physically TIRED! like, my everything hurts, LOL. I don't sleep much and I work full time, then I come home to my second job of being mommy full time. The mommy job is a lot more tiring than my professional job as a nurse. I get coffee breaks at work and I get to eat lunch. My Mommy job starts as soon as I walk in through that door. I need to breastfeed because my last pump was at 4 pm and I get home by 6 pm. I barely have enough time to take my shoes off before the baby leaps across the bed to me. Sometimes I still have my purse on and I am quickly moving it aside before everything spills out of it (it has happened). My 9 year old, Bella, is excited I am home and starts telling me about her day, her homework and how Brianna and Hailey aren't her friend anymore. So, I finish up my breastfeeding and the baby wants to crawl all over me, Oh and I have to keep a boob out in case she wants a snack real quick, so she's trying to crawl and leaps forward every 2 minutes.

I don't know how some moms do it, some moms have a lot of babies, some moms are single, some moms have kids who require extra attention, some moms have children with disabilities. I count my blessing every day, but yes sometimes I forget and I whine and I have to quickly remind myself how lucky I am that I have 2 healthy, thriving and beautiful girls. I am human though, and I do get tired even though I do have help from my hubby. He is genuinely amazing. This is definitely a team effort and I am glad we both take parenting and our girls very seriously. We get a lot of comments from people who don't know. well, I get a lot of comments. People ask why do I work and he stays home ? They don't even realize I have the easy job. I love to work and I don't know if I would do as good of a job as he does with the kids. WE decided as a family that I would return to work and HE would stay home. I never have wanted to pay for child care, its over priced and I don't feel comfortable leaving my kids with a stranger. IF I am able to choose, and I know many can't, then I will choose for the girls to stay home with US! and so far i do NOT regret our decision. Our first daughter, she is 9 now, is so smart and witty, she is a daddy's girl. She defends him when I jokingly make fun of his dad bod, they have a really close bond and I love seeing that. Our newest addition is 8 months old and she cries when daddy leaves the room. she LOVES me but she REALLY LOVES daddy. See, he's fucking awesome.

A typical day in the life of Daddy Day Care involves a lot of stuff, he doesn't sit around and watch TV all day, he wishes! He's up by 6 am and prepares breakfast, I'm not talking about cereal either, I'm talking about a substantial breakfast that is eggs...pancakes/waffles, bacon, toast, OJ and coffee. sometimes he makes breakfast potatoes too. Then, he helps me pack up the baby and get Bella ready. He prepares Lunch for Bella and for myself, if we have leftovers from dinner he will usually pack me that along with my fruits and snacks since he knows I am trying to lose this baby weight, he makes sure I get my vegetables. by the time our morning routine is finalizing we head out for the drop offs. We drop off our little one at school, on the way we swing by and will pick up our niece and nephew if needed, then we make our way and he drops me off at work. Once he  gets home he does the kitchen, laundry, folds the laundry, runs errands as needed, 3-4 baby walk and park trips, does the grocery shopping, meal plans and preps dinners. Dinner is no joke in our house either, he loves to cook. So we are lucky to have a home cooked meal most nights, he has his days too. He whips up stuffed bell peppers, home made fries or mashed potatoes, pork shops, chicken, fish, salmon ... he tries to keep it healthy but he's a lover of Bacon and he finds way to incorporate it in. You guuyyys.... he even purees baby food!!! He knows I don't like the jarred baby foods, so he blends it up for her, fresh fruits and veggies! Once he does all the school and work pick ups, homework with Bells, we have dinner and after we relax for a bit before it's bath time saga! Once I get home though I try to take over as much as possible, some days I go to bed late as I try to give him a break, the baby is tiring, she's wiggles, she wants to crawl! Oh, and when he's in daddy mode he looks so attractive to me, with his back pack diaper bag and his baby carrier hanging off his waist.

Seriously, this job isn't for all men... or women at that , this job is hard and it sucks. He is so good at it. If I was a stay at home mom I don't think I could do all of this. I am home on the weekends and sometimes on Sundays I'm wondering how soon Monday can get here. I take over on the weekends to give him a break, but he still lets me sleep in on the weekends and I get breakfast in bed because he says I work hard to keep a roof over our head. But like, yea I do work hard and so does he. it's a team work. I can go to work comfortably knowing my girls are taken care of and they're happy. I have the peace of mind and can focus on my job. He doesn't (always) complain, he loves it and if he's good at it... I am not rocking that boat.

Some people just don't understand that times have changed, it's different and women and men roles are changing. That's OK though, it's our life and it works for us. We are happy, we laugh a lot, we don't sleep much but it's temporary and we still make time for intimacy when the girls are finally asleep. I am not saying we are perfect, we are far from it. we are still trying to figure out who we are, still dreaming about our future plans and setting goals, we do fight and we do get annoyed with each other, some days I want to not be bothered and some days he's done at 6 pm when I walk in through the door, gives me the kids and checks out. It happens.

I guess what I am trying to tell myself here is STOP whining and complaining about how tired you are, everyone pulls their weight in my family and I feel so happy and blessed.