#He likes to remind me what he got on his Traitor Space Marine quiz

[kit-williams]

I love Dadatar

So we had to get a new bottle brush for Konrad and it looked like ones you would use on bigger bottles.

"This is a little big isn't it?"

"Give it here." He pulls it out of the wrapping, wetted the bottle brush and grabbed one of the glass bottles. "It's really simple honey."

"Now imagine This is the Space Marine" He holds up the bottle brush, "And this is the chapter serf" He gestures to the bottle before just sliding it in. No real beat between it as it took my morning brain a second to register.

THIS WAS DONE WITH THE STRAIGHTEST FACE FROM HIM

I choked on what I was drinking and only then did he have the most wicked grin. "What's wrong honey? Thought that would help you."

My only reply to that was "Geneseed is stored in the Chapter Serf"

I was using it to clean the bottles and he leaned over me and cooed "Whatcha thinkin about?"

"Shut up."

Then he laughed picking up Konrad.