#He kins with Remy from Ratatouille but like he'd never say it.
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Ripred is not above being a sugar baby but he'd be a really shitty one.
#Like he's nice enough to wheedle his way in. It's like adopting a tiger.#you pay him in food and enrichment activities and shit cause he can't use money. And he's such a bastard. he acts like a traumatized cat th#Everytime you get sick of his shit he snuggles and purrs until you go 'awwww sweetheart~" And then he steps on your ribs and walks away. An#And then he sleeps on the hood of your car cause the engine's warm and now you have to call in sick to work also your hood is crushed.#But aww he's just a little guy and yesterday he said 'I love you' because you bought him something#He's a janky homeless man but also he's smarter and more posh than you. He's read all of sherlock holmes#And swears up and down he'll 'treat' you if you sue Disney for making The Great Mouse Detective.#He pretends he hates Tangled.#He kins with Remy from Ratatouille but like he'd never say it.#the underland chronicles#gregor the overlander#ripred the rat#tuc#ripred the gnawer#ripred my beloved#ripred
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