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starry-songs-canvas · 8 months ago

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Fenton-Proved Kryptonite!

Sorry for the lack of prompt last week, been sick.

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Lex Luthor had sent a representative for LexCorp, instead of coming to Vlad Masters himself.

Rude, but smart.

But this imbecile can’t seem to hold a simple business conversation! (No ghostly interference needed) Starring at his most recent attempt of a bust of his dear Madeline, (a good improvement from his previous endeavor, but even Vlad will admit it’s… slight imperfections. If only he could capture her essence as well as he does her idiot husband! At least those give him some stress relief.)

“I apologize for boring you, however I do happen to believe these major details are rather important.” Vlad growls.

“I- I apologize sir, but if I may ask, where did you get so much kryptonite?!” The representative chokes out.

Tl:DR, Vlad’s machines make kryptonite as a byproduct, which he then ice sculpts into Jack Fentons head. Imagine this, if you will.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #Vlad gets into kryptonite sculpting #But he can only make Jack Fentons head #He also doesn’t realize he’s making kryptonite #He just thinks it’s condensed ectoplasm with a hard shell #Which makes it very hard almost impossible to use in a lot of inventions #Lex Luthor now really wants to be in business with vlad #Possible mindcontrol be risked.#Superman is now in big trouble #But does this “kryptonite” interact with Superman in the same way?#Or is the only kryptonite that works remnants from krypton?#Idk you decide

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