#He has those few REALLY SPECIAL BLORBOS and then there's lil' ol' me who's just a background character he somehow fixiates on
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This month has literally just been God going,
"Oh my you are my current hyperfixiation let me put you through so many scenarios so we can see how scrimblo bimblo you really can be"
"Highschool AU but it's literally Highschool AU"
"I'm gonna put you through so much trouble you'll end up with more life lessons to teach your kids than your mom does"
"Lmaoo I love you but please sleep more"
"Blatant reminder that YOU, my humble slave, should probably eat more"
"Vertigo character arc go brrr"
"Super Spy side quests, kinda pog"
"Blorbo Discovers The Power Of Forgiveness... And Loses It"
"Blorbo discovers she is loved (to an extent)"
"I love you blorbo but we need to scrunkle you a bit more"
"Don't worry there's next month available for a rain check"
"Tonight I give you big anime tiddy, tomorrow I give you the equivalent of hangover; have fun"
"I gave you a bee, he woves you"
"Blorbo Gets A Fun Night For Once In Blorbo's Life: Not Clickbait"
"Yeah I'm making her character a wee bit more annoying and simultaneously loveable"
*Dumps so many canons it's not even funny anymore*
*Literally just Random Textpost Generator-s me*
*Gives her Dr. Nefarious as a blorbo*
"I have pre-planned everything from the start bae you have NOTHING to worry about!"
*me in the background getting chased by a hive of problematic bees*
*Enough angst! Let's add some spiky fluff*
"The importance of checking your wallet, little blorbo from My own making... the importance of confidence... and the horror of overconfidence..."
"But poor blorbo I hear everything don't worry I'll help you out"
"BLORBO NO-"
"B L O R B O Y E S"
"Blorbo gets extra good sleep; as a treat for trying her best"
"Tomorrow is another day, blorbo"
*Gives blorbo longing for hersoulmate ("Don't worry you'll eventually find him, I mapped it out!")*
*Sips heaven water* "Okay but concept: You're a good one blorbo, keep it up"
#god mention#That's...#Like I feel like that's how He works sometimes y'know#He has those few REALLY SPECIAL BLORBOS and then there's lil' ol' me who's just a background character he somehow fixiates on#He#I hope this doesn't count as blasphemy#The concept of me just being one of God's many many blorbos gives me life#I mean#That's literally the concept of it right
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