#He has so much random scrap bc he has to scavenge so much shit
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Woke: Tails is a licensed scientist/welder/IT support/mechanic at 8
Even more woke: He's 8, unsupervised, and barely exists legally and is fundamentally Styropyro
No one is gonna sell an 8 year old plutonium, even if he forges a doctorate. But ebay is always there for you and with faster shipping
#Sonic#Miles tails prower#Tails the fox#Maybe a bit of Nileblue in there#Hes absolutely unhinged and doesn't recommend anything hes doing#Don't do any of it at home and always make sure your stuff is up to safety standards#But everything he owns has the serial numbers scratched off#He has so much random scrap bc he has to scavenge so much shit#Fuck regulation my sketchy homies with unregulated tech got me. All my homies hats regulations#Sonic does not know about this nor question where Tails gets his shit#He assumes he gets a lot from eggman and he's not wrong bc Tails takes so many badniks and old bases#But also he makes cursed items out of curiosity bc he can
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new ac6 au idea help me
okay so i've been playing pacific drive since it came out, and it gave me SUCH brainworms for a post-apocalyptic AU of AC6. In BULLET POINT FORM:
when the Fires happened (the first one), it occured just as a coral collapse started to initiate
this basically fucked up rubicon and its now the bermuda triangle of space
anyone who lands on it don't come back and no sensors or satellites can penetrate the thick crimson cloud that covers the entire planet (looks like jupiter from the outside now, with storms and the like)
still, corpos gonna corpo. so after a few decades when nothing changes, they send a few reconnaisance groups to the planet
some manage to report back before vanishing, and the reports are: laws of physics have been screwed up, nothing makes sense, and everything's trying to kill them
Corpos sent their ac squads bc if its dangerous bring guns
They vanish, and after sending a few more they throw up their hands and are like, planet's haunted. fuck it. no coral ever now
ENTER WALTER
who's been closely observing this whole thing for a while
paranoid this effect will spread to other systems, as ambient coral levels are rising in the vaccuum of space around the planet
sends 621 to the planet's surface with strict orders for him to find 'watchpoint alpha' which should have a functioning comms array that can send through heavy coral interference
621 crashlands on the surface and man, what the hell is this scp shit
anyways, there're still ppl living on rubicon, but they've adapted to the fact that they're stuck in a reality-warped nightmare and roll with the weirdness
they have acs, but they're such precious resources that they're only deployed whenever they're gonna do a big expedition for a resource haul when identifying a safe passage opening up to some intact ruins or old foundries
most of the time they're trundling around the planet's surface on old MRAPs or jeeps, harvesting resources where they can
the redguns and vespers who were sent before have kind of like. settled down there - those that survived, anyways. bc they can't leave, but they can't survive without working together either. so there's like an uneasy alliance between the native rubiconians, the redguns and the vespers. as well as various independents that landed and learned to survive
AYRE OF COURSE IS IN THIS
so sentient coral do exist, and they tend to possess random objects
ayre in this case has possessed a car :| 621's gonna drive it
anyway 621 and ayre come across rusty, who's a scavenger for his rubiconian outpost - and the pilot of STEEL HAZE - and tl;dr rusty takes 621 back to the warrens
621 saying he has a mission to reach watchpoint alpha, bc then he and walter can "fix" rubicon
(621 is unaware of the "burn all the coral" plan. walter only told him they're fixing this mess)
rusty's interested, but says reaching the watchpoint is dependent on the conditions. he may have to wait a while
THEN POST-APOCALYPTIC ROAD TRIP AND FALLING IN LOVE while ayre plays wingman
anyway i had to get that idea out of my mind and writen down. ac combat is super rare and is only done when redguns and vespers scrap over a big haul of resources, and even then they try not to damage each ther too much, bc if their acs get too damaged, that's it. it's not being fixed with their limited resources.
rusty who's never been a spy. born on rubicon when it was already messed up and thinks this is normal. oh hey so the landscape is constantly shifting and transforming a mile long field of grass into an acidic bog that'll chew through metal in seconds? haha yeah that happens. it is what it is. oh those manniquins you see on the road sometime? yeah they multiply when you're not looking and try to creep up on you. they explode. yeah that's normal. it really is!
god rusty would actually be incredibly weird in this. even 621 would be side eyeing him...
#armored core#armored core 6#fanfic ramblings#i just like the idea that the coral basically took reality and snapped it over its knee#and the native rubiconians were like#welp#at least this is keeping the corps off our planet???#even if we can't leave#no one can leave#iguazu is pretty certain he died and this is hell for him#snail also thinks he's died and gone to hell#freud's having the time of his life
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