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ask-svt-hearteu · 7 years ago

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father! Vernon

anon requested: "Father!Vernon plz"

Vernon would probably be the softest parent ever

imagine him knowing nothing at all about parenting despite having a younger sibling

and Sophia is just shaking her head

"Oppa, are you sure you can take care of a kid? You can barely take care of yourself."

but she's super excited to be an aunt

and would go shopping with Hansol for stuff or with her sister-in-law

because when Vernon goes by himself

he'd buy the wrong baby car seat for the car

or dog clothes, not baby clothes

he'd be a super excited fluffball of an expecting parent, and a clueless mess

until someone points him to a first time parenting handbook

and he just sits there staring at it like it's the most incredible thing in the world

like 'They actually write books about how to raise a human?!?!'

and he'd read through the first few pages

before getting distracted by the pictures

of all the cute babies and of the loving parents

and would want to go out to buy a bunch of clothes and tiny shoes and tiny socks and tiny shirts

just squealing at every cute tiny thing

"Are babies really born that tiny?!?!?!"

and buying baby toys

each of which he will test himself

like a rattle, he'll shake it around before deciding to buy it

and then watching a bunch of youtube videos on how to change diapers

and vids of mommy vloggers recommending stuff

and he'd probably get distracted by other stuff again like an animation for the abc song or something

and would think it's super cute

he's literally a child what can you do

would spend weeks freaking out once the delivery date approaches

basically asking all the hyungs for advice

and asking Chan for advice even though Chan's younger

"Why are you asking me?" Chan would laugh

"BECAUSE YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE."

Lots of constant thinking and random questions

"Hyung, babies have a hole in their skull you can't touch right?"

"I'm going to call babies from now on small persons, because that's what they are, they don't need to be called babies."

"Small people need formula right?"

"On second thought babies might be a better term."

Hansol gets death glares from Jihoon

and on the delivery date

you can imagine twelve boys waiting out in the hospital hallway

literally all excited about being uncles basically

Seungkwan running up and down the hallway ready to see Hansol's kid already

Joshua just carrying a gift wrapped by Mingyu that they all chipped in to buy

until Hansol walks out with a huge goofy grin on his face

a high-pitched sound coming out the back of his throat

and all of Svt gathers around like

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A FOOL TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING VERNON!"

"I'M A DAD, I FEEL OLD!!!"

"NO HANSOL, BOY OR GIRL?"

"IT'S A BOY."

so much screaming happens in the next ten minutes, pretty sure the hospital staff were ready to kick Svt out

"WHAT IF HE DEBUTS AS A RAPPER, I'LL BE SO SHOOK, OF COURSE I'LL SUPPORT THEM WHATEVER THEY DECIDE TO DO BUT IMAGINE A MINI-ME!!!"

"Baby Decaprio Jr.!!!!"

"I'LL TEACH HIM HOW TO DANCE!"

and although Vernon is a kind of clueless parent

he figures things out his own way

can't change a diaper properly when he's watching the kid at the studio so he uses the next best thing

"MINGYU-HYUNG"

always insisting his wife take lots of breaks so he can bond with his son

"Yo do you like me or mom better? No we don't have to tell her ke ke ke."

"Hansol the baby can't talk yet."

"I know!"

the little guy always has his dad and his dad's twelve friends looking after him

"Repeat after me //ahem// uncle Seungkwan is the best, jjang!!!"

"He looks just like Hansol."

"You want to watch spongebob with me and your dad, hmm?"

Vernon carrying around his son everywhere in one of those baby harnesses he straps to his chest

"That's Woozi-hyung making music, that's Hoshi-hyung making dance moves, that's Dokyeom-hyung doing... something silly"

even if he isn't going out, his son is sitting in the harness on Hansol's chest

"Vernon you can't dance with your kid on your chest."

"Oh yea hang on."

and though he's a goofball

no one could ever deny how much Hansol loves his son

always using baby talk

and singing random songs in both Korean and English to his kid

at the end of a long day, they'd fall asleep together on the couch

and when the baby wakes up in the middle of the night, Vernon's panicking

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SWEETHEART HE'S CRYING."

"pop" is his first word

and Hansol is thinking YES POP LIKE DAD

but no it's pop like a bubble pops

because every time Hansol imitates a bubble and gets popped by one of the Svt members

his son laughs and smiles like crazy

"Pop, pop, pop!"

Vernon dying every time at the cuteness

"You can call me pop, just don't tell mom."

and when his kid gets a bit older and starts learning stuff

Vernon is really surprised at how quickly his son picks up a mix of both Korean and English

his son's sentences are never fully in one language it's always a mix of both

which Joshua laughs at every time

Hansol looking up abc raps for his son to listen to in the car

and soon the kid starts picking up on Vernon's mannerisms

"He's literally a tiny you." Seungkwan laughs pointing at how Vernon and his son stood

Hansol likes to go everywhere with his kid, since his son hangs out at the studio with him often since his mom works

he's only six now

"Uncle Seungkwan, do you want to get ice cream?"

"Uncle Joshua, how do you say 'adventure' in Korean?"

"Uncle Seungcheol, is my dad annoying you?"

literally the cutest six year old ever

running around the studio looking at everything and asking all the members questions

"Daddy! Uncle Woozi played me a bit of mansae, I liked it a lot!"

the kid is a goofball too like his dad

and Vernon lets him listen to Svt songs all the time

"I wrote these lyrics, do you like them?" he'd ask his son

"Of course, because you wrote them!"

they'd go to the park to play baseball or basketball

Hansol carrying his kid on his shoulders to throw the ball into the hoop

and then running around like crazy screaming if he makes it

"THAT'S MY SON TELL YOUR MOM WE WON THIS"

would try to teach his son how to bike and skateboard and roller skate at eight

but not before buying all the security gear and elbow/knee guards and keeping a hand tightly around his kids hand

Hansol would play music in the park and they'd have a dance party out in the middle of the park

not caring what other people thought

just enjoying the music

"You can dance really well!" Vernon tells his son

"Yea, I think I'm better than you dad!"

"No way, let's have a dance battle!"

Vernon always worried about his kid

when his son needed to start school

"DON'T LEAVE ME I'LL BE BORED WITHOUT YOU"

"Dad, it's only like for five hours."

"MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND TELL ME ALL OF THEIR NAMES."

Hansol writing the names of the kids his son plays with and their parents on his hand to remember like he tries remembering fan names

"My dad's a rapper! He sings too! I'm really proud of him!" his son would tell all his friends

and man Hansol would be so happy, he'd almost explode

and they go everywhere to eat all the food and try all the good stuff

"Cheeseburgers, pizza, chicken, meat, chocolate, the necessary foods of a balanced diet."

"What about fruits and vegetables like mom told me?"

"I don't know what mom's been saying but it isn't that."

"I like apples though."

watch Hansol go out of his way just to buy like twelve apples just because his kid said he liked them

“how do you like them apples”

“dad. stop. PLEASE.”

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