#Have I been spelling frickin Slimariana wrong this whole time LMAO

[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: I sent [Mariana] a picture of all of us and said "Where are you?" and he didn't even respond. He literally just sent me "Hey mien, it's me, Mariana, your wife. Are you thinking on going to Las Vegas?" And I sent him a picture of all of us, I took one too of us fcking flipping him off, but I didn't send that one 'because 'cuz I didn't want to come on too strong, I know the restraining order's still in place—

[...] We have the most toxic- I think it's leaking. I think we just have the most toxic relationship possible in real life. Crumbs, I'm feeding off crumbs. Bro didn't even reply to me, man. Didn't even reply to me. We- we- I feel like we communicate exclusively through Twitter clips of seeing each other say things. We're like- we're playing the most toxic game of telephone you could possibly imagine.

[...] "You guys need to stop talking through Twitter clips and go to couple's therapy" Honestly? Probably true.