#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola
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"Oh, aren't you the sweetest little thing?" It's said as the lich reached to give the other's cheek a motherly pinch, standing in her doorway. "I haven't gotten the haunted dungeon set up yet, so terribly sorry! We're hoping to have everything set up come next week, but our best ghoul Jerry got a case of the 'exorcism' and is stuck in Limbo right now."
It's said with a roll of that essence in her sockets that could be considered 'eyes', before bright pink gaze locked back onto them.
"Oh, but where are my manners? It's Halloween all month long, so you deserve a treat!" She's reaching around the door to the bowl stationed just by the door, grasping a few high-end candies and large-size standard ones alike. "Here you go, kiddo, I hope you enjoy it! Just let dear ol' Gabri know if you want anything else! I don't have any cupcakes baked, but maybe you can come back tomorrow for them?"
#haunt your bones ;; gabriola#believe that i am here ;; opens#time to let loose the halloween goblin... everyone's auntie grandma /hj#aka local reformed arch-lich turned therapist/engineer#yes it's another open and Yes you will see more of her
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"This is not a drill, people!" She's snapping her fingers, somehow, as droves of skeletal servants, specters, and other undead in her service rush about to get everything decorated. "We're a month behind schedule, we have to move."
There's her top-producing spiders working hard on making sure the webs are just the right thickness, there's the haunted vacuums rushing to desolate halls and bursting dramatic to fling dust EVERYWHERE, and that's not even mentioning all the work Gabriola herself is doing; binding chains decorated with heads to the building. Nobody tell her she's gotten some of her home decorations mixed up with the more cartoony ones used about the school.
It's more fun this way.
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#now she's on high-alert girl is distraught she didn't start in september
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“Woof, poor guy... He’s at least a 3/10.” GAB THAT’S A VERY LOW NUMBER--
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#What's All The Fuss ;; Dash Comm#Don't Think We Should ;; Crack#dear lord... even the school psych's like ya done kid
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Calls you 'sweetest little thing' and you're looking down at like a 4'5" woman--
#i haunt you ;; ooc#haunt your bones ;; gabriola#she's so smol but she's so motherly so it balances out.
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"Oh, so because I'm a skeleton and a lich, I have to be evil, huh?" The petite skeleton is putting bony hands on hips, sockets squinting as glimmering pink lights narrow. "I'll have you know, I'm actually a therapist, buster."
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#believe that i am here ;; opens#continuing the train of opens from a few days ago w/ some OCs now...#love my lil' lass. lil' lady. sweet southern belle lich
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[she doesn't have an ask banner] @royalreef sent: ........ Gently prods at Miss Gabriola. "Ma'am? Are you not decorating for the season, this year?"
"Eh?" The lich shot up from her chair somewhat, as if she'd been woken from slumber. Pink lights in dark sockets blink, looking at her for a moment. "What do you mean, Halloween was yesterd-"
Gabriola stared down at her phone for a moment, the date under the time sitting there in plain view as the light once more left her eyes.
"IT'S OCTOBER?!"
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#royalreef#remembering her last use was halloween on the dot last year is very funny#girl entered a catatonic state
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@royalreef replied: She is hoping Gab is putting out extra pumpkins. Because Miranda simply cannot resist using them as enrichment.
“Aw, o’ course, sug!” She hefted up a pumpkin bigger than her own head, grinning as, of course, she’d even expertly carved one of the freshmen’s faces on the side, not quite enough to get through the rind but deep enough to be easily visible for what it was. How cute and sweet and not at ALL ominous if they happen to see Miranda crush it!
“Even gussied some up for the youngins!”
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#royalreef#i hope you enjoy gab's magic accent that comes and goes as she sees fit
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Also never forget that I have two Outer Gods on my blog and Gabriola is still the scariest bitch here.
#Down Your Spine ;; OOC#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#she's a girlboss winning and i'm glad#wholeheartedly if she were not the sparkling cinnamon bun she was i just couldnt write her#her magic is INCREDIBLY powerful and is only held down by creativeness#of which she's had more lifetimes than many can claim to learn it#this is even disregarding her patron who she has left on read for the majority of her afterlife#like... if she ever got into a fight it is because she's humoring you#because if you'd actually angered her there would not be a fighting stage#there would either be you are dead or you are now in a struggle for your existence#it's also why i'm hesitant to write her in her lich era#because she did not have qualms back then and uh. yeah that'd. hm.#anyways this is all to say that she's girlboss. carry on.#also for the record: never ever touch her without her knowledge and consent#ive teased it but like i feel like in at least tags i should state: it is a surefire way to be in trouble#because she's passively very prone to draining sb of their life force actually#so uh. :smolnoelle: it's harder not to than it is to.#the woes of having a glorified orb of annihilation as a patron#she cannot be touched! without magical safeguards and the like set up#you will essentially mummify rapidly and still be wholly aware so#do not do that... i may one day make a proper post about it#but for now you get it hidden in a MILE of tags
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There’s that giggly little cackle snort of the lich, who’s putting the finishing touches on her lair. Ignore the fact she hasn’t even gotten in costume, it doesn’t fit her anymore. That’s what she got for shedding off those last few pounds, oops!
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#What's All The Fuss ;; Dash Comm#she don't fit in her Lich Outfit anymore.. tragic...#''gab should you be trying to kill the students you're counseling'' if they die they die
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“You’re gonna get so many moms/big sisters so fucking help me, kid--”
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#Don't Think We Should ;; Crack#What's All The Fuss ;; Dash Comm#playnights#gab also saw that and started crawling over her desk to have words with vicky's dad#she wouldn't have words with the other vicky's dad that one would get put in the bone wiggler
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“I set up a haunted house thing every year! It’s a whole shindig! Good to see the ol’ pals every now ‘nd again, even if the wanton murder and destruction’s toned way down than it used to be. Ya should really try it out on Halloween day itself! That’s when I stop pullin’ the punches!”
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#What's All The Fuss ;; Dash Comm#don't go to her house for trick or treating unless you sign the waiver#saying she is not legally responsible for what happens to you#because you have to run her whole ex-lich gauntlet to get candy#but by fucking god is it the best candy in town she can tell ya that#she says haunted house but it's like.#a fucking dnd dungeon it's hell it's an escape room with actual combat and death traps#and puzzles and you May Actually Die#but!!!!!!! loot!#and candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#SHE HAS JUMBO SIZED CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Aah, youth...” Gab would join in but, frankly, she doesn’t have any tit for this tat. ...Ah, fuck it, she has some nice pearly white ribs--
#What's All The Fuss ;; Dash Comm#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#suggestive //#you know there's no party like a skeleton party--
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The decorations on campus are ALREADY going up, you cannot stop her. It will be glitz and glamoured the FUCK up for the season. None shall slow her task.
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#Peep The Horror ;; Misc IC#so happy it's upon us.... fav time of the year....
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“Is that--” A pause, as the small skeleton rushes down a shop aisle, grasping the package of ‘Spooky Cakes’, the Halloween-themed version of a snack she so enjoyed. A Halloween treat. A cackle escaped her, holding the box aloft like a hunter that has caught elusive prey after months upon months of the hunt.
“Halloween is here, baby!” Gabriola, it’s September.
“H A L L O W E E N I S H E R E!”
Ah, I’ll just let her have it.
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#Peep The Horror ;; Misc IC#i figured i'd finally give these little snippets a fucking tag#but yes my roomie bought halloween treats that were on sale#and so now it is officially spooky season to me#i will be religiously watching halloween themed everything until december#hi have this as total contrast to what the FUCK just transpired on this blog
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"Oh my me, they eradicated Jerry. Jerry was on loan. I need to go reassemble Jerry.”
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#Peep The Horror ;; Misc IC#also meanwhile. gab's dungeon is going well. everyone's having fun. i'd go into detail but alas my brain is not full of enough spoons#so instead have the idea that Gab borrowed Jerry and watched them get atomized-- asdjbkas
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“One last thing for you dungeon-divers, it is multi-instance and scales, so you don’t have to worry TOO hard if you can’t find a full party or come after/during another party’s attempt!” ...How... did you make it multi-instance...? Gab that’s perhaps the scariest part of this entire thing.
#Haunt Your Bones ;; Gabriola#What's All The Fuss ;; Dash Comm#she's too powerful she's bending reality... dear god.
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