#Hater needs to sit down and write “I'm sorry women” a thousand times
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Lord Hater wants a girlfriend as a status symbol, a life achievement, and hasn't thought about what he wants out of marriage aside from kids and a standard white picket fence domestic life.
If he ever got a girlfriend (HAH!) he'd be at a loss of what to do because okay. That's a goal checked off. Now what?
Then he’d self-sabotage himself by continuously putting his foot in his mouth. Of course, that's only if trying to get married day one doesn’t scare her off first.
Honestly I can't see him dating a woman not because he doesn’t want to, but because he's a loser who needs to examine how he treats them.
#Lord hater#wander over yonder#Well#There's always his (currently) platonically malewife#Peepers would be such a passive aggressive little shit if he dated someone but him anyways#“yeah sir I support you!"#“Anyways we are gathered here today to marry this stunning vision of loveliness to some broad he met at a restaurant”#Peepers is unwittingly doing any girls a favor though#Hater needs to sit down and write “I'm sorry women” a thousand times#Actually I should draw that#commander peepers#Death glare
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