#Hater needs to sit down and write “I'm sorry women” a thousand times | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

watchdogfanclub · 2 months

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Lord Hater wants a girlfriend as a status symbol, a life achievement, and hasn't thought about what he wants out of marriage aside from kids and a standard white picket fence domestic life.

If he ever got a girlfriend (HAH!) he'd be at a loss of what to do because okay. That's a goal checked off. Now what?

Then he’d self-sabotage himself by continuously putting his foot in his mouth. Of course, that's only if trying to get married day one doesn’t scare her off first.

Honestly I can't see him dating a woman not because he doesn’t want to, but because he's a loser who needs to examine how he treats them.

#Lord hater #wander over yonder #Well #There's always his (currently) platonically malewife #Peepers would be such a passive aggressive little shit if he dated someone but him anyways #“yeah sir I support you!"#“Anyways we are gathered here today to marry this stunning vision of loveliness to some broad he met at a restaurant”#Peepers is unwittingly doing any girls a favor though #Hater needs to sit down and write “I'm sorry women” a thousand times #Actually I should draw that #commander peepers #Death glare

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