#Harry styles x me hahahahah

[livinglifeonpause]

Build Up - 2vs2

omggggg, Seunghun and his braces. I live. He's the cutest. Why tho? Weren't his teeth fine??

dang, that vanner kid is cute! (V13: Taehwan (30) (Vanner)) ohhhh, i was wondering if they'd disqualify goshhhhh Jeup and his cheek bones are pretty V14: Lim Sanghyun (26) (solo?) gets a point from me for just barging on down there

ohhhhh, Seunghun went up to Neon! okay there baby!!

okay, Hyukjin was ADORABLE when the other kid came down to the bottom

who's that talking to Jeup?? V17: Choi Suhwan (22) (X101) no pass. Jeup do ballad and rock ballad. DONGHAN STEALING HIS MAN!! Jeup really is adorable. so flattered he got 2 2VS2 look at Baekho looking at Seungkwan. Proud Dad 100% OMG WAIT. BOO GETS TO JUDGE JEUP AND SEUNGHAN????? dead. dying. gone.

WTF spoiler. showing all the pairs sitting together. idiot Mnet. V34: Park Jeup (30) (Imfact) 8 > 10 > 8 V17: Choi Suhwan (22) (X101) 3 > 4 > 7 vs V20: Lee Donghun (30) (A.C.E.) 6 > 10 > 8 V4: Sunyoul (27) (UPT10TION) 2 > 2 > 6 - oh shiz! this is gonna be interesting! - Jeup's face when Donghun called him out is EVERYTHINGGGGG and when Jeup gives him knuckles... okay, gotta stop fangirling. - Seunghun bobbing his head along. <3 - I've never seen Jeup do anything remotely rock like this! - okay, SHERLOCK TEAM gets a 9.5 from me. That was really good. - JONGHYUN TEAM - it was boring for me. 6.5 - what is Donghun's outfit?? - ahhhhhh, Boo is a biased judge. I see how it is. - Donghun DO know how to deliver a feeling though. I guess it's cause he CRY SO DAMN MUCH! - Sunyoul is quite a pretty kid though. Like he does have a pretty look.

V1: Seunghun (24) (CIX) 4 > X > 7.5 V33: Neon (23) (nothing) 1 > 10 > 9 vs V23: Yun Inhwan (32) (solo - ENAN) 4 > 2 > 6 (pink sweater) V25: Ma Jaekyung (27) (Romeo) 3 > 4 > 4 (white shirt) - Wendy straight looked at Seunghun and said woooooowwww. 100% do not blame her. man is fine. How tall is he again?? - Seunghun's "let's go!" & nod <3<3 - Seunghun got his tounge out. 10's 10's 10's across the board! - not my favorite song, but I like Seunghun back in R&Bish style. I'd say CRUSH SONG = 7 - seeeeee MC nim loooooves Seunghun too! - honestly, I liked Neon's performance better though - OMG Eungkwang right though! "Did we have him before??" - ROY KIM SONG = 6.5 - okay but, I bet Jaehwan is rough in bed. _ mehhhh, I would choose the other team to win, but what can ya do. V12: Wumuti (24) (Solo?) 8 > 6 > 7 V7: Kang Hayoon (20) (Loud) 7 > 5 > 5 vs V2: Jay Chang (22) (ONEPACT) - 8.5 > 8 > 10 V36: Bitsaeon (28) (M.O.N.T) 5.5 > 3 > 10 - Like, I want Jay Chang to be cute so badly, but I just can't get there! He does have a really pretty side profile though. and he's getting there honest as I get into his personality. - ew. Kang Hayoon, stop with that baby voice in your intro - Wumuti just does toooooo much. - fuck, that 1st note. WHY IS Jay Chang not solo already? Thats so dumb. - and when Bitsaeon hit that falsetto! damn! - when Jay Chang hit that growl voice and Seungkwan made that face? I FELT THAT! - hahahahah Jaehwan - OMG, when Bitsaeon hit that high note! I threw my hands up and my mouth dropped. CHARLIE PUTH SONG gets a 10 from me dawg. - goddamn, I still wish it was Bumzu there instead of Baekho. Like that doesn't even make sense. - HARRY STYLES SONG WS LIKE 6.5 for me - I wanna see Wumuti w/o the contacts and sparkles and pink hair and whiiiiiite ass face - It WASN'T perfect. homie's voice Kang Hayoon was too jarring. I didn't like that - Wumuti talks such a big game then *shocked pikachu face* when he gets good scores. so they still have individual rankings??? confusing. and dumb cause all the kids with a group get the top spots.

V37: Kang Seokhwa (23) (Wei) 7 > 4> 3 (whiteish hair, flat face) V11: Jeon Woong (26) (AB6IX) 3 > 4 >4 (black hair, jacket studs) vs V24: Ji Yeonwoo (??) (nothing) 7.5 > 4> 3 (blue w/ hat) V32: Jeong Yunseo (??) (nothing) 2 > 3> 4 ( i really dont care about any of these kids, but lets go! - goddamn, Jeups pretty, huh? - Ji Yeonwoo is real nasally. and Jeong Yunseo is just boring to me. - bugs me how female idols clap softly with completely straight hands - Kick it. What a dumb song choice. it's boing and does nothing for their voices. - DONT RAPPPPP. this is stupid. - I loooooove how Jaehwan is being a cunty judge though. No fucks. - I'd say BLACKPINK song = 3 and the other also SUJU GUY ONE = 3 - get rid of em all. filler. move on.

- V39: Kim Minseo (21) (nothing) 4 > 4 > 5 (black hair) V3: Bain (22) (JUST B) 9 > 6 > 6 (orange hair) vs V19: Lee Gwangseok (25) (solo) 1 > 4 > 4 ( V16: Kim Seong jeong (24) (nothing) 1 > 3 > 5 ( - first team dressed slick and i like that - Kim Seong jeong was right though! His hair looks dumb that color, but Bain gets a point "for "first of all, it's orange." - Kim Seong jeong is endearing. I just like him - SEUNGKWANS confused face. sooooo cute! - why does Eunkwang wear super pointed collars. they look awful. - that was a pretty song, but i was still bored. Like a 5. - RIVER - i dont really like this song. or how their voices sound in it. It's too big for their voices. but i'll give it like a 6 - omfggggggggggg, they made Jeups frown bigger V10: Lee Geonwoo (22) (JustB) - 2 >2 > 3 (pinky hair) V30: Jung Soomin (19) (Solo) 4 > 7 > 4 (english sleepy one) vs V27: Hong Seongjun (24) (BDC) > 5 ( V18: Kim Seohyung (22) (musicals) 2 > 3 > 5 ( hmm, i messed up somewhere cause who is Hong Seongjun? But if I go back and try to figure it out proper I'll get spoilers!!! - UGHHHHHHHHH ballads omg so borrrrring. URBAN gets like a 4 - cuteeeee bros 4 life. ugh, this isn't my Crush song. bored. 4 -0mg wait, we're still on 2vs2? *SIGH* V21: Hong Sungwon (25) (solo?) 7 >5.5 > 5 ( V13: Taehwan (30) (Vanner) 9 > 7 > 6 (handsome boy) vs V5: Lim Junhyeok (30) (Ex-Day6) 1 > 2 > 3 (Day 6 kid) V40: Yeo One (27) (Pentagon) 2 > 2 > 3 (pentagon kid) - general tip. blue contacts look gross - the gays are gaying and fellow gay Boo loves it. - wtf is this song though? it's awful. - and why are these other 2 doing a musical??? omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg, these are so boring. i dont care about any of these kids. V8: Choi Haram (22) (Musicals) 2 > 6 > 5 (suit, tie) V29: Hwang Inhyeock (25) (Nada) 3 > 6 > 4 (sweater vest) vs V15: Park Juhee (17) (trainee) 1 > 6 > 6 (jeans jacket) V35: Kwon Euibin (24) (Idol Band) 4 > 5 > 4 (purple cardigan) why is the baby cryinggggg? - YASSSSS cunty Jaehwan. I wish he was harsher oh they're clip showing the rest? fuck that. If i'm watching 1, i'm watching them all. you skipped 2? oh bullshit. V22: Hyukjin (30) (100%) 7 > 9 < 6 ( V6: Jeong Inseong (29) (KNK) 5 > 6 > 8 ( vs V31: Jang Intae (26) (nothing) 1 > 5 > 3 ( V9: Lee Minwook (23) (NewKidd) 4 > 5 > 6 X (ricky looking one) - Jeong Inseong has a really pretty tone to his voice. - omfg when Hyukjin said that highest note like "waaaah" i died - ppl really be bold when they try to cover exo V38: Lee Hwanhee (25) (UP10TION) 3 > 5 > 7 (red jacket) V26: Jo Hwanji (28) (Musicals) 3 > 5 > 5 (black jacket) vs V14: Lim Sanghyun (26) (solo?) 5 > 6 > 6 ( V28: Taewoo (26) (solo) 5 > 1 > 1 (smooshed face) I fuck with this kid Lim Sanghyun

[kenyadakblalock]

AHHH THere are soooo many!!!

[harrytheehottie]

HANDS ON YOU PART 2: THE MORNING AFTER

hiiii… this is part 2 to hands on you… you meet harry at the bar and this is what happens the morning after 🤪 thank you @sunflowers-styles for being an amazing beta-reader as always 💘 im nominated for a 1dcraft award under “favorite newbie author” alongside other amazing writers, you can vote here 😚🥺 oh and this is rated m for mature… pls let me know your thoughts on this! xx 

Waking up to the sounds of a New York City construction is a humbling experience but when you pair it with the fact that you’re in a stranger’s apartment it takes you a few minutes to adjust. You sit up on the bed before swinging your legs off the side. Your phone is plugged in on the nightstand, a move that had to be done by Harry.

The “morning-after” is always a little awkward. The two of you hit it off last night, the flow of conversation was easy. He respected your boundaries and you got off which is a W in your book but now, you need a game plan. What do men like Harry do with their one-night stands? Is this a one-night stand? Is there a gift basket and an NDA waiting for you in the lobby? Will you be sued if you tell your friends that you hooked up? Your thoughts are interrupted by Harry as he walks into the bedroom in just a towel wrapped around his waist. His body still wet from the shower he just took.

“Morning,” you could hear the sleep still present in his voice.

“Morning,” you smile back at him. You can’t help but stare, the juxtaposition between his heavily tattooed arm and his bare one, the butterfly on his stomach, ferns on his lower half, all have you in awe. Last night was all about you, and you want this morning to be about him.

“Sleep well?” He asks as he casually makes his way towards you, settling on a spot next to the nightstand. It’s odd being in a space that is unfamiliar but comfortable. Under different circumstances, you wouldn’t even have spent the night, but there is something tying the two of you together.

“Yeah, really well.” You stand up from your spot on the bed and are now parallel to him. You raise your arm up and run your fingers through his hair, steading your hand at the back of his neck. The two of you are standing in silence, much like the night before, waiting for someone to give in. Harry lowers his lips towards you, starting off with soft innocent pecks before you open your mouth as an offer to deepen the kiss. You move your hands from the back of his neck to the sides of his arms until you make it to the towel that is wrapped haphazardly around his waist.

Harry pulled away from the kiss, “I thought you didn’t sleep with guys on the first date?” His eyes were wide with surprise, trying his hardest to access the situation while not killing the mood.

“I was doing a bit of googling this morning and thought…” You look around the room before cracking a smile at your attempt to break the ice.

“Fuckin’ hell” He laughs the same laugh that grabbed your attention at the bar before leaning his body into yours.

Your hands find their way back to his towel before pulling it off his body. He was big, you took a step back to admire his body in its full glory, the butterfly on his stomach, the ferns right at his lower stomach, all caught your eye once more. Harry’s lips found yours again, pulling you out of your daze. You tug your hands through his hair, gaining access to this neck, splattering kissing all over, gaining a moan from Harry. You could quite literally feel his excitement which only doubled yours.

Harry moves the two of you closer to the bed, swiftly switching places so he ends up on the bed and you take your spot between his legs. He began fiddling with the top you had on, one of his that you borrowed the night before.

“Please take this off,” he mumbled between kisses. You lifted your arms in the air and he had your shirt off in seconds. His hand moved up your stomach, stopping at your boobs before kneading them, you could get off from this alone you think to yourself.

He brings his hand up to your mouth, you take his fingers into your mouth, lapping your tongue around them once, twice, three times before taking them out with a pop.

“You’re going to be the death of me, you know that?” Harry says, the small smile never leaving his face while looking at you,

“If we move any slower, you’re going to be the death of me.” You love this, the easy flow of banter between the two of you, it’s like you were meant to find each other in that dingy Midtown bar. In the process of keeping things moving, Harry reaches over you and searches the nightstand for a condom before landing on one. He rips the package with his teeth and begins stroking himself lazily before rolling the condom on his dick.

“Get wet against my cock,” Harry whispered in your ear as your hips began moving circles against the tip of his dick. You’re moving your hips, Harry is cupping your breasts, pulling at your nipples and placing kisses around your neck. Your moans start filling up the room, all of your desire pooling to your center.

“Harry, please” You plead squirming for him to put it in. Just as swiftly as you plead for more, Harry quickly grabs you up and you switch places this time leaving him on top. He spreads your legs apart making room for himself as he smiles down at you, your entire body reacts to his stare. One thing you noticed about Harry from the moment you sat next to each other at the bar was he knew how to maintain eye contact that gave you butterflies and sex intensified it. He moves his fingers up and down your slit, your arousal evident for him to feel and see. He lines his hips with yours before pushing himself inside you. He is slow, giving you time to adjust to him but with every inch deeper you can feel the heat at the pit of your stomach growing.  

“God, Harry,” you groan out in pleasure. You’re moving your hands along his torso, pulling at the back of his hair, leaving scratches along his spine. Harry slowly circles your clit as his right hand finds its way to your neck. You can tell he is hesitating, not sure if this is crossing the line on the first go. You wrap your hands around his wrist and place them on your neck, giving him the go ahead. As his hand wraps around your neck, he is pushing himself deeper into you before slowly pushing out.

“Fuck, Harry… I’m not going to last very long.” You choke out, your body on fire. He finally pushes in deeper, circling your clit faster, he was working to get you there and you were now close.

“S’okay, go head”

With the two of you groaning, you move your hips up to match Harry’s rhythms. You could see him getting there, eyes focused and brows furrowed. Harry takes his hand off your clit and like second nature you open your mouth as his fingers find their way inside. You’re licking yourself off his fingers as he presses deeper and deeper into you, the both of you quickly coming together. He stays inside you for a few moments, before pulling out and taking the condom off making sure to tie it in a knot and toss it in the trash on his bedside.

“You’re going to kill me.” Harry shakes his head at you,

“Maybe I should start sleeping with guys on the first date if it comes with compliments like that.” You smirk up at him, waving him over to lay next to you.

“Heyyyyy, sarcasm is good but not at my expense.”

“Well then what’s the point of the sarcasm?” You say as you lay your head on his chest. The both of you lay in bed for a few minutes, catching your breath and just taking each other in. Smiling from the excitement of what’s just happened and what’s to come.

“Do you want to go for breakfast? We can order something in but I was thinking we could grab something from a shop on the way to the Pier and eat out there… I, you might not want to and I’ll understand, it’s just…” You find the hesitation in his voice cute, endearing that someone like him can still feel a bit unsure.

“I’d love that.” you look up at him, he leaves a kiss on your forehead before getting up to grab the two of you clothes.

Thank God, you took the chance with the guy at the bar.

[isimpoveryou]

harry styles x wife!reader

fc: claudia sulewski

request are open

♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎♕︎

yourinstagram ✔︎

Liked by harrystyles and 2,785,448 others

yourinstagram who did it better??

view all 89,378 comments

harryfan29 is THAT even a question?? you ofc

yourinstagram good answer *slips a few dollars*

harryfan29 no probelm 😼🤑

y/nfan48 UH YOU DUH

jeffezoff you did it WAY better than him

harrystyles lovie as much as i love you but all of us know who wore it better

gemmastyles and its definitely not you

yourinstagram HAHAHAHAH

harryfan90 ya'll have to admit that we came to the concert for y/n and mitch

harrystyles as much as i love my wife, but the concert is about me xx

yourinstagram @harrystyles accept the reality

y/nfan190 GOALS

yourinstagram ✔︎

Liked by harrystyles and 5,890,321 others

yourinstagram feeding some contents for my husband, my she, my theys, and my gays

tagged-gucci

view all 102,338 comments

harryfan27 mommy? sorry

y/nfan57 UGH STEP ON ME PLS

harrystyles Mrs.Styles

yourinstagram yes 😳🥺

harryfan89 what in the kinky shit you two have on

alessandro_michele 🔥🔥🔥

y/nfan105 hit me with your vlog camera

yourinstagram sure thing 🥰🥰

florencepugh she is my wife now @harrystyles

harrystyles no xx

harrystyles ✔︎

Liked by yourinstagram and 8,209,133 others

harrystyles 22//4//2021

view all 189,209 comments

harryfan21 AHHHHH HARRY POSTED A PICT OF BOTH OF THEM I REPEAT

y/nfan59 AHHHH FUCK

jeffezoff 💕💕

annetwist i miss you two

yourinstagram me and harry misses you too

y/nfan79 is this their honeymoon picts

yourinstagram honeymoon and our 2nd wedding actually

harryfan81 HUH WDYM 2ND WEDDING

harryfan98 @harryfan81 y/n is from y/c/n and her family didnt get to come to her wedding in like december/january (i think) so maybe they had another wedding in y/c/n with her friends and family

yoursisterinstagram i miss this day🥺

yourinstagram me too

harrystyles me three

[itsnothesameasitwas]

thank you so much @sryluvidrc for tagging me!!! <3 i really enjoyed read yours twinie haha

Screenshots

1. picrew

2. my lockscreen it's an animated photo of harry, specifically of the golden mv bts.

3. the last song i've listened is ribs - lorde

4. my last saved is a zoomed pic of the harry's chest hair and the banana necklace

four songs i’ve heard today

1. girls/girls/boys - panic! at the disco

2. dreams - fleetwood mac

3. montero (call me by your name) - lil nas x

4. twice - catfish and the bottlemen

seven comfort films

1. the little mermaid

2. the proposal

3. raising helen

4. red

5. iron man

6. taken

7. the intern

hehehehe

name/nickname: ana, anny, anita, ana banana etc...

star sign: taurus sun, virgo moon, libra rising

favourite bands/groups: 1D, artic monkeys, the script, fleetwood mac

favourite solo artists: louis tomlinson, harry styles, niall horan, liam payne, zayn malik (yes! im an ot5)... lorde, sam fender, lewis capaldi, benito.

song stuck in my head: soliá - bad bunny

last movie: uhh i think was to all the boys i've loved before

last show: law and order uve (i rewatching it lmaoo)

when did I create this blog: i think was at the end of 2016 (bc someone forgot her password of her old blog) but I leave around july/august of 2017 and then i decided came back for the 10th anniversary

what do I post about: i mostly reblog hl/ot5, but sometimes i answer asks about my larents hehe

last thing I googled: hahaha i googled a tom holland's interview... the one when he forgets he has a translator hahahahah

other blogs: a personal/secret blog and around 2013-2016 i used to have a 1d blog but i forgot my password lmaooo and i think its deactived now (but who knows)

do I get asks: mmm yes, but i'm the worst answering them so my inbox is full all the time (if you sent me something sorry i love u)

why did I choose this url: i explained this a while ago... here

following: +500... srry i follow everyone

followers: the number of happines ;)

average hours of sleep: depends... mon-fri around 8 and the weekends around 12/?

lucky number: 2

instruments: piano and violin

what I am wearing: a pijama ;)

dream job: i don't want to work... i wanna be like the San Petrinas (kind of woman in mexico)

dream trip: trip along europe or south america

favourite food: well i love everything but if you're from the south of mexico you obviously like queso relleno or a ceviche <3 (mexican food always)

nationality: mexican

favourite song: omg idk... but im currently obssesed with stockholm syndrome - 1d and shine on your crazy diamonds - pink floyd

last book I read: omg idk... probably the portrait of dorian gray by oscar wilde

three fictional universes you’d like to live in: mmm i love marvel but im not a super fan, harry potter and a friend wrote a fic based on game of thrones and im in love with the universe ;)

i’m tagging @harrysuits @ialwaysknewyouwerepunk @theymetinthetoihlet @springloveswinter @onlyforthekings @louistomlinboo @lighthouselarrie @hershelsue and anyone else who wants to do it! (when you've done it tag me in yours please i'll be happy to read it <3)