#Harleen Q U E U E zel

[harharhxrleya]

"Huh? This...?” 

“Naaaah, this ain't a gun. 'Ss a rooty-tooty point-'n'-shooty!!”

[harharhxrleya]

If it’s not already painfully obvious - I’ve been absent from this blog for something approaching a month (other than the queue) and I think it’s time to make it official that - I am on an extended hiatus. 

There’s no sort of specific, definable reason. I’m just - struggling on here right now? I’ve got lots of drafts, which are just giving me anxiety. My blog is a mess which is giving me anxiety. I’m torn between the soft reboot I was planning and just doing a full reboot - but they’re both so much work which - aha! you guessed it - is making me anxious. I’ve lost some very important partners - and while I love those of you who are left - it’s a bit of a bummer. And I’ve just not... Got much muse right now?

At least, for Harley. 

I’ll return, at some point, and in some form - I’m sure. She never goes quiet for very long. I’ve been at this for four years, she always comes back - I always come back. 

But for now you can find me over on @wandchoosesthewizard if you need me. 

If you wanna help - vote in my poll - should I soft reboot (just fix my theme, re-do my tags and keep all my current followers - drop some threads - after all, I’ve still not finished moving stuff from my last reboot) hard reboot (new blog, new theme, new tags - I’ll probably migrate quite a few of my threads but parts will still be here - I’ll lose followers, but at least - all my new ones will be active and interested) or just, idk. Get the fuck over myself and just write some damn replies? 

[harharhxrleya]

@celestialquill from here

No sooner than the director had yelled cut - and she couldn’t hold it in anymore - bursting out into a fit of barely controlled giggles. 

“I’m so sorry officer... What’s say y’ let me outta these cuffs, an’ I’ll make it up t’ ya?” The cameras didn’t have to be rolling after all, for her to haul out the wise cracks. “I didn’t think y’d find a line about a cheese sandwich so funny...”

[harharhxrleya]

@scarletexlibris  liked a starter call or smthn I’m too lazy to find

"How can you read this?” 

She tilts the book to the side, as if expecting the page to fold out and reveal something more interesting.

“Ain’t not pictures at all!”

[harharhxrleya]

☄ While watching a scary movie, are they the one clinging to a friend or being clung to?

Horrific Headcanons || Still Accepting || @gothamprincesslucy

I feel this would probably vary depending on who the friend is? And what kind of scary? But usually, the one clinging to a friend. If she’s watching a scary film with Jonathan, however, she turns the knobs up to 11 - in an attempt to mask what actually scares her, and to irritate him.

[harharhxrleya]

@jokesallaround LMS

“Have you ever experienced ECT?” Threat? Innocent grab for information? General query? Her tone doesn’t betray the meaning, even as her head cants curiously to the side.

[harharhxrleya]

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Bring the Pain || Still Accepting || @babydxhl​

Beat my Muse with a Wrench.

To say that Harley was surprised, would be a lie - she’d been tormenting Mary for quite some time. And the smaller blonde had not exactly hidden her intentions - letting out a primal cry of rage while running at her. The hit, when it landed on her jaw still hurt though - enough to make her curse.

Mary got in several more good blows before Harley was able to restrain her - one of which landed squarely on Harley’s hand - probably breaking one if not two of her fingers. Tasting blood, she flattened her palm against Mary’s skull - holding her at arm's length, literally. 

She could taste blood, and just as soon as Mary’s little arms got tired and stopped windmilling around in a futile attempt to attack (she did not want more broken fingers), Harley was going to choke the life out of the little bitch. 

[harharhxrleya]

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What’s your damage? || @blanc-perfumes || Still Accepting 

“One year - when I was... Twelve. My ma grounded me for months. It was my brother's sixth birthday an’ he had ruined my birthday the month before, so I decided t’ do the same t’ him. Ate his entire cake ‘n’ made m’self sick. Ma grounded me... Must’ve been ‘til Hanukkah... And his birthdya’s in October mind... So. Good two months, for some cake. ‘N’ it’s not like he even remembers it or nothin’ either!” 

[harharhxrleya]

“Are you talking to that squirrel?”

Bring it on || @plaguedlaughs || Still Accepting

Having jumped when he spoke - slightly startled having not heard his approach - Harley took an extra second to compose herself before turning to look at him, the entire length of her blonde ponytail spilling over her shoulder as she did so. 

The boy - or, as her mother might’ve put it, young man - addressing her was haloed by the lights of the circus behind him, and he had obviously separated himself from the teeming crowd that also lay behind him, rather like she had. She pulled herself up to her full, and yet still unimpressive, height - hands slipping up her thighs as she did so - having been braced above her knees as she leant forward. 

“Nah... That’d be, that’d be weird... Plus, it’s probably, like, a rat anyway, not a squirrel.” 

[harharhxrleya]

@lxttle-smxles from here

She let him yell at her - he could do little else, tied down as he was. And, frankly, his threats - were empty. Just as empty as his confidence in them. Batman had not found them yet, and it seemed unlikely he would. Joker had hidden them all - had things going on all over the city to distract and mislead the Bat... It was working. Not for much longer! My

“I’m sure he will, sweetie.” She lied sadly, wiping away his tears away for him. “I’m sure he will...” 

[harharhxrleya]

‘SIGHT’

Sensory deprivation meme || @goddamndeadpool || Stil Accepting

“If I walk into anythin’-” She said, arms stretched out, staggering slightly, walking slowly despite him leading her. “If I get hurt in any way - I’m gonna saw ya fuckin’ legs off Wade, ‘n’ laugh as they regrow.” 

[harharhxrleya]

"No touchy"

Is that my voice? || Stil Accepting || @one-bad-day-one-bad-clown

“Stop being a child.” She’s ill-tempered right now, and yes - she’s letting it show. But his jokes and his games are getting under her skin - she has a job to do, and he’s stopping her, laughing in her face all the while. “Either you let me look at your bandages, or I’ll get the orderlies to hold you down while I do it.” 

[harharhxrleya]

@harleenie LMS

"Hey, Blondie-” As if she has any right to call anyone that. “Cheer up, yeah? Might never happen!”

[harharhxrleya]

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Random AU Generator || 13 - Pirate AU || @feargasem || Still Accepting

Okay so first thought was fuck it potc au - in which Harley would basically be Elizabeth Swan 2.0 ‘n’ she’d run off with w/ Pirate!Joker however then I had a better idea

This is my mermaid AU. She’s a mermaid y’all. 

She meets a troubled young man Jack (No. Not him. Like, Proto-Joker-Jack), ‘n’ comes the surface to talk to him. However what she doesn’t realise he’s got some nefarious purpose going in.

Falls in love. 

Exchanges her fins to be with him. Ivy is the sea-witch.

But it’s a proper Hans Christian kinda sea witch dealio where walking is FUCKING AGONY

And ofc, Joker is a fuck boy pirate - who loses interest now he can’t peel her scales off one by one. 

And eventually, she returns to the sea - gets her tail back, but is still drawn to his ship every time it comes back.

Batman is ofc just the whole navy or smthn. 

Two face was but is now a pirate. 

Crane is like some kinda supernatural pirate - like Davy Jones or something (Like I know we said we were off that but w/e) like - he has cursed pirate gold skeleton crew. 

Uhm. Yeah. All the girls get to be mermaids. Selina too. 

[harharhxrleya]

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Hey Baby, I think I wanna marry you! || @goddamndeadpool || Still Accepting

These two clowns (although it’s been a long time since she’s painted her face up like that..) are sitting on top of the roof of an apartment building. Their legs are dangling off the edge. There are sirens in the air - and frankly, with the faint smell of garbage and manhole covers doing that weird thing they do in all the movies, where they’re steaming? You know, for the aesthetic? It’s hardly romantic...Anyway, they’re sitting, eating Fro-Yo - Wade is bitching about how she killed one of his bad guys (because she figures, if she is gonna go around killing people - it might as well be bad guys, right?) and he’s got his mask pulled down, so how he’s shoveling away his Fro-Yo, the audience is uncertain. Or maybe it’s a nod to continuity errors? (He keeps on finishing bowls of it too and grabbing another one, from seemingly nowhere. He’s done chocolate, strawberry and vanilla at least so far.)

And this guy walks past, on the street. 

Wade catcalls him, because, well. He’s God Damn Deadpool, and it’s funny, right? 

Harley objects, he knows how she gets jealous. It’s a joke, of course, but in his classic motormouth style, he goes off, taking it a touch too far. 

“-So, what? You don’t want me talking to other boys? You wanna make it Facebook official? You liked it, so you’re putting a ring on it? I mean - Stop right there! I gotta know right now before we go any further... Is this some paradise by the dashboard light kind thing?”

And with a shrug, mostly made to shut him, she says. “Sure."

Wade gasps. The Fro-yo falls. Splats onto a bald man's head - and he curses - forming the backing track as Harley gets up and goes onto one knee. She’s not even able to get the question out before Wade shrieks long and loud, as soon as she’s stood up he jumps into her arm, wriggling and kicking - still shrieking, throwing his arms around her neck. 

[harharhxrleya]

Aw, C'mon Puddin' || Don't cha wanna || Rev up your || Harley?