#Happy August 20th to all my miserable countrymen

[faustiandevil]

Presidential Alert the Goths are fighting!!

Both statements are true tho, but it’s hard to celebrate a country that actively wants its people to be miserable or worse… dead. This is our 4th of July, but we can choose to celebrate the things that matter more… which is bread.

Peter is doing it right though, he is just happy to be there, he has his cake, he has water, the window is cracked open slightly, his favourite music is playing, he is not partaking in the tradition of clawing out your relatives’ eye for being patriotic. I kinda doubt he even knew when national holidays were, he was just born here and left. Fucking jealous of that to be honest.