#Hans Tan

[metropolitant]

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SINGAPORE DESIGN WEEK 2024: A CELEBRATION OF INNOVATION AND CREATIVITY

[ornithorynquerouge]

Gracie Hans by Gary Huddlestone

[jaes1lvr]

ㅤ ㅤ ࿙ྀི⃜࿚⃜ ⠀ baby ㅤ𝓫𝓵𝓾𝓮 ㅤ@fllsnzㅤ🫂

[kasveyk]

priest girls

[blasblack]

Adam Jakubowski & Enrico Lavigne 🔥🥰💕

[nunafilms]

You adore her, don't you? It was years ago. She had no feelings for me at that time. She didn't even text me back. She must have forgotten about me.

⋆୨୧⋆ AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ─ Episode 1 (你比星光美丽)

[nekoning]

afternoon nap in fuyao mountain

[vuiltone]

it's june my dudes

[naniya27]

What if what if during that 100 years Li Yun and Shuikeng got into the habit of clinging to Yan Zhengming when they’re gossiping/judging people and Cheng Qian kinda feel… left out 😗

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

Mk1 but it's a Comedy

bi-han with a partner who's just a m e n a c e and makes his life a living hell. teases him. laughs at him. does not take him seriously. uggh i live for that shit.

warnings: crackhead post, wrote this in like 92 seconds (real), nsfw only towards the end but it's nothing sexual if that makes sense lmao, reader is out of their mind

bi-han x black biracial reader (gn!)

this bitch pretend dives off of furniture then says "guys guess who i am". kuai liang and tomas find it hilarious and bi-han threatens to break your hip flexor.

was there when he said "freeze where you stand" you actually gasped out loud and spun your head violently, nearly exposing the entire lin kuei attack as a test- liu kang literally needed to calm you down with how flabbergasted you were. kept whispering to bi-han as you followed him and the brothers down stairs to liu kang that you couldn't believe he made a fucking ice pun

absolutely appears out of nowhere behind bi-han and announces your presence by saying "freeze where you stand" now. bi-han has aged like 50 years with this.

you told kung lao -who naturally started to say it around bi-han too- and now he's plotted both your assassinations.

"obey your grandmaster!" is followed by loud laughter and patting the nearest person on the back as you walk out the room wiping a tear from your eye.

which is followed by an immediate ice block to the head.

you two are glued to the hip, leaning, cuddling or hugging at any given moment... which was quite the shock to kuai liang and tomas. if they mention the fact bi-han is sprawled out over you with your legs somehow resting over his chest, and his swept over the arm of the chair, he will flat out deny it.

"you look quite comfortable, brother"

"what nonsense are you speaking about?"

"it's not bad, bi-han, you two look cute!"

"i have no idea what you're talking about."

"..."

"..."

"obey your grandmaster!"

and bi-han flicks you against the forehead.

you're the only person who gives the same shit bi-han gives to everyone else. arguments aren't common between you two, surprisingly, (to the shock of all around) but when you guys do fight... somebody's ending up in a headlock.

raiden and kenshi remember training one day, noticing bi-han walking across the courtyard, and then hearing your loud, raging screams across said courtyard as you threatened to use his cryomancy as a dildo so he can go fuck himself. suffice it to say, raiden and kenshi called it a day- and decided to see what new video johnny was filming around the temple.

his brothers thought bi-han pointed a lot at them- babe- kuai liang and tomas have seen nothing! they see that finger pointing ↘️↗️➡️↙️⬆️⬅️↖️ at you at all hours of the day for literally any reason.

absolutely roasted this man for getting his ass beat by johnny cage- but then you gave him kisses and hugs and said "you'll get 'em next time champ" which resulted in bi-han tossing you in the nearest body of water.

the two of you sleep like someone tried to rob you in the middle of the night. sheets scattered, pillows on the floor, and the two of you lost in limbs and hair as your foreheads are pressed together. tomas barged in one morning to ask bi-han for something, and legitimately thought you'd both been murdered by the state of your bedroom. it took you scream laughing and bi-han throwing a lamp from his nightstand for tomas to realize you two were very much alive.

(you definitely wacked bi-han in the face and told him to apologize for throwing a lamp at his brother, to which he begrudgingly did)

you'll say something outta pocket, laugh in his face when bi-han orders you to do something, and he'll scowl at you, growl, then kiss you on the forehead and walk away. it never ceases to shock you, you're literally standing there frozen (hehe) no thoughts going through your mind, but that quickly turns into giggling and blushing. bi-han adores forehead kisses, and it's one of the few times he can get back at you and leave you flabbergasted.

[pewpewlego]

mas garabatos de los papus

[pippuns]

I love that priest took the time to describe just how terrible the Fuyaos were at taking care of Han Tan when she was a baby, and then gave all of them exclusive responsibility to care for her for five whole years.

[rena-ragerat]

She just eats like a bird

[laismoura-art]

Huge thanks to the Mortal Kombat 2021 movie for making Short King Hanzo canon!😌💅🏾✨️

You BET this universe's Bi-Han has LOADS of fun with his Hanzo, and it's up to Hanzo's grandkid to come to his defence!😂

Please, Cole, save your short grandpa, he'll commit murder✊️😔

And to all my Andrew Koji Kuai Liang believers:

TALL KING KUAI!

You bet he would make fun of Bi-Han for this one (1) centimetre, lol!

Bi-Han: Of course I'm in charge, I'm older!

Kuai: But I'm taller.

Bi-Han: FOR ONE CENTIMETRE!

Kuai: What, gonna cry, shortie?

Bi-Han, already crying: I hate you...

Also, also, also cause they are too important to let slide:

Look at my perfect staircase trouple!! 🩷💛💙

And in line to make a pan flag, they are MEANT👏🏾 TO👏🏾 BE!👏🏾

[nunafilms]

⋆୨୧⋆ AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ─ Episode 9 (你比星光美丽)

[nekoning]

"this child has been led astray by their most senior brother. she has learnt his vain habits, but not his taste"

yzm discovers that having a sister isn't so bad once she isn't a baby that pees in your carriage anymore