#Halestrom Baleston

[save-the-spiral]

rate the professors from 1-10

Halestrom Balestrom: CUTE! excitable, small, helpful! 8/10

Lydia Greyrose: Nice old lady who legit greets you with a PUN when you’re an ice wizard. 9/10

Dahlia Falmea: Spicy!!!! The dress IS a look, the hair not so much. Probably dating Belladonna Crisp, the headmistress from Wysteria. 8/10

Malorn Ashthorn: TRYING HIS BEST! i love him for it!!!!! Great lil dude. 8/10

Dworgyn: Wack. Wack as hell. As a character, great. As a teacher? Around children? learning dangerous death magic? no. 3/10

Malistaire Drake: We don’t learn from him. Leaves like a dad who says they’re going out to buy milk and never comes back. Legit ruins his classroom too. Goes on to attempt to destroy the spiral and inflict almost countless tragedies. -10/10

Cyrus Drake: Mean. Rude. Sure, it could have a purpose. But also.  Mean. Made me deliver his laundry and then tried to get me expelled. fuck you. 0/10

Sylvia Drake: Rumored to be great before she died!! So like !!! uh post mortem 7/10.

Moolinda Wu: Nice lady!!!!!!!! Taking over a tough job !! doing her best!! Gets us interested in gardening!!! 8/10

Arthur Wethersfield: Dog Man Tries His Best. Legit got into krokotopia like, just to learn balance magic. Teaches us this !! DOes his best!! i love him. 9/10

Alhazred: My Teacher Grandpa! While I love him because of my personal headcanon, in game he’s. a bit boring, just telling us the history with far less personality than the other teachers get :( 6/10.