#Hakari smau

[youjustgotbitten]

DO YOU LOVE HELLO KITTY? | jjk men and with your hello kitty themed condoms | ft. satoru, suguru, sukuna, choso & hakari

warnings: suggestiveness, crack, nsfw, not for minors!

first smau LMAOO!

[kurominiiiz]

SMAU: “Only Ash Remains” PT.3

~ In which you become a curse user. ~

🖤

Masterlist

PT.1 - PT.2

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Includes: Yuki Tsukumo, Aoi Todo, Kasumi Miwa, Kinji Hakari and Kirara Hoshi, Kenjaku, Mahito, and Uraume.

[cckaisen]

୨ৎ˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 part of the family !

req ! the jjk men casually callin’ your parents mom and dad <3

ಇ. summary. fem!reader, crack, fluff bc ohmigod, i love these boys.

ಇ. including. gojo, nanami, hakari, yuji, megumi, yuta, toge, choso.

likes n reblogs r appreciated !! 🩷

[velvetcrimsonkisses]

Hii!! How are you?

Could you do a smau where the reader send jjk men nudes ? Context is up to you !!

Annd could you please add Hakari? If you cant thats okay ofc!!

SMAU- YOU SEND THE GUYS NUDES

(Gojo, Geto, Toji, Nanami, Choso, Hakari, Ino)

Note: I'm doing so good, thank you for asking 🫶🏻🫶🏻 I got you boo. Added Ino too bc that man is fine too 🗣

[jackiepackiee]

Can we pls have jjk smau (esp Toge) where reader doesn’t respond to their messages as fast as usual so they get worried

(Ps I love everything u write)

𝒥𝒥𝒦 𝒮𝑀𝒜𝒰

𝒮𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓈

𝒲/ 𝐼𝓃𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓀𝒾 𝒯𝑜𝑔𝑒, 𝒴𝓊𝓉𝒶 𝒪𝓀𝓀𝑜𝓉𝓈𝓊, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈… 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝒿𝒾 𝐻𝒶𝓀𝒶𝓇𝒾 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒦𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓇𝒶 𝐻𝑜𝓈𝒽𝒾

𝒫𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝒲/ 𝒴𝓊𝒿𝒾, 𝑀𝑒𝑔𝓊𝓂𝒾, 𝑀𝒶𝓀𝒾, & 𝒩𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒶

[haruchi-slit]

JJK CHARACTERS/ READER ASKING: "bitch what's for dinner?" ft. ino, suguru, satoru, sukuna, toji, hakari, uraume & itadori

warnings: use of profanities | I'm back

[chosolala]

you should totally do a part 2 of the jjk characters in American high school! maybe like the students from kyoto! you write beautifully :)

jjk at an american highschool ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖࣪

part 1 here

thank you so much !! 😭🩷 i hope you enjoy these headcanons of what stereotypes i think jjk characters would be at an american high school :] also kyoto school does not get enough love so here’s all the kyoto students + the tokyo students i forgot in part 1 lol

sorry this is also super long

characters: yuta, hakari, kirara, todo, kamo, nishimiya, kokichi, miwa, mai, nitta

yuta okkotsu

probably that one student you watch go on a downward spiral throughout the year

starts off with super neat school supplies, being respectful and kind to everyone, having extra gum and extra pencils incase someone asks, and then to showing up to class late everyday in pajamas, not talking to anyone and letting his grades drop (me projecting)

he’s still super nice and respectful though

packs his own lunch everyday and it’s always like salad and granola or something

i feel like he’d eat SO MUCH at lunch though, like after he finishes his own lunch he’s going to buy a second lunch from the cafeteria 😭

also bring like homemade coffee to school every morning

walks to school everyday despite having a car (probably hates driving)

surprisingly athletic despite doing the bare minimum in gym classes, he’s probably like on the track team or something

“i 🩷 my crazy girlfriend”

everyone likes him because he minds his own business and stays out of drama (also girls think he’s cute but they’re too scared to actually approach him)

kinji hakari

he and kirara are the it couple of the school

probably has a couple thousand followers on instagram but his posts always get like 30k+ likes ESPECIALLY if he posts with kirara

not at school half the time though and when he is there he usually shows up for like one class or shows up super late

stop infront of every reflective surface to check his looks

always has the best outfits and posts fit checks in the bathroom mirror

not the nicest to his teachers…

his grades are pretty high though, he does his friends homework in exchange for money

gets into fights and gets suspended at least once a month

always has new clothes and nice shoes but he doesn’t actually have a job so nobody knows how he gets all his stuff

him and the gym coach are like best buds for some reason

also really nice to his history teacher because he actually likes that subject

his school supplies are no existent, not a single piece of paper in that bag, there has never been a pencil in his bag

kirara hoshi

they alone are the it girl

instagram/tiktok fame without even trying, like they probably have like 30k on instagram and 100k+ on tiktok

always shows up to class on time but genuinely has the shortest attention span when the topic isn’t interesting (95% of the time) and spaces out for the entire lesson

hakari does their homework with them but kirara is still lost

has the cutest bags to match every outfit

“school isn’t a fashion show” but for kirara it is

the sweetest person in the entire school and people lowkey take advantage of their kindness sometimes and end up getting kirara in trouble

nobody really asks too much from kirara because they’re scared of hakari 😭

always has their nails done cute with charms and rhinestones

they go off campus for lunch with hakari almost everyday for fast food

they smell SO GOOD like imagine vanilla, sweets, sugar, all that

todo aoi

his entire friend group is girls and they’re all kpop stan’s (todo included)

him and his friends make tiktoks doing kpop dances together (imagine todos big self w a bunch of highschool kpop fan girls dancing to twice)

probably acts very girly too but he’s very much straight

the type of guy to be nice to girls but no so nice to guys (think of that purple haired guy from saiki k i forgot his name 😭)

gets friend zoned by every girl he’s into

top of his class while hardly trying, his teachers love him

probably the leader of some weight lifting or body building club but also preaches to his club members about taking care of yourself physically and mentally

always has a sugary drink with his lunch like a milkshake or boba

gossips with his girl friend group and gives the best advice tbh

he got his club members right 🫡

always smells and looks so clean

he’s just cool to be around tbh

drives a goofy looking car like imagine todo in a beetle blasting kpop with his girls in the backseat

noritoshi kamo

lowkey just kinda rude to everyone but usually doesn’t talk to anyone first

has a superiority complex 😭

grades are pretty good but he works his butt off like he studies so much

strict parents who punish him for bad grades </3

vents in his english essays to his teachers

lowkey someone check on him…..

always looks good/presentable at school and has almost perfect attendance

notes are super neat and organized too

loves making people feel stupid

i feel like all the hot alt girls would love him for some reason but he’s so oblivious 😭

drives to school and actually has a really nice car

drinks starbucks coffees in class

lowkey a teachers pet kinda but only to keep his grades up

nishimiya momo

has the worst luck with every guy she talks to, like she has war stories from her failed talking stages

always has really cute notes and school supplies

watches movies during class

always has really cute outfits and always touches up her makeup in the bathroom

gets fries and ice cream almost everyday for lunch

probably a stanley cup collector

doesn’t really pay attention in class but her grades are always passing

rides her bike to school everyday

platform converse warrior

makes tiktok grwm videos before school

also posts those aesthetic school vlogs

always sneaks her phone during class and never gets caught

kokichi muta (mechamaru)

brings like a nintendo switch or modded ds to school

will mod your ds for a small fee

in like robotics club

kind of a nerd but he’s super chill

also eats fast food for lunch everyday

still keeps his hair long

probably gets super good grades without really trying all that hard

probably plays like guitar or piano in his free time

gets boba with miwa during lunch occasionally :3 (they don’t know the other person likes them back)

vintage game/console collector and has an awesome collection

probably works at like baskin robins or dunkin’ donuts and always kinda smells like the donuts or waffles cones

has a bad rbf but he’s just tired (naps in class)

miwa kasumi

stressed OUT. but despite that she still put the bare minimum into all her school work 😭

secretly crushing on kokichi and none of her friends know (they can all kinda tell though)

the friend that gives everyone little gifts just randomly

sketches on all her assignments

always spacing out in her own world but has a vague idea as to what’s going on in class

lowkey just cheats on most of her work and never gets caught

plans study dates with kokichi and her other friends sometimes

doc marten boot wearer

failed her drivers test like twice and now she gave up

also rides her bike to school and it has the cutest and silliest stickers on it

always smells like flowers

also brings her switch to school and plays with her friends during free periods and lunch

mai zenin

she will steal your lunch watch out

instigates drama and spreads rumors for fun but never actually gets involved when something actually pops off

probably started one of those expose pages where she posts everyone’s secrets

pretends her and maki aren’t sisters despite being literal twins and having the same face

cuts her hair over her bathroom sink at 3 am on facetime w her groupchat

has probably gotten in trouble with the police at least once outside of school

always late to every single period

grades are passing but only because he parents punish her for failing

doesn’t even bring a pencil to school

phone is always dead by 3rd period

acts fake nice to people to get what she wants but is mean behind their backs :(

arata nitta

probably hates all his friends but would rather hang out with them than be alone

still eats lunch with his sister and her friends everyday though

beats himself up because he actually studies and tries in school but still only gets like 75/100 or 80/100 (wish i had this problem 😭)

always goes off campus when his friends do

sleeps during study hall if he has no test coming up

takes notes on his laptop

wears hoodies to school most days and doesn’t care too much about looking good, but always makes sure he looks at least decent

eye bags

doesn’t talk unless spoken to, also keeps convos short

he’s actually funny if you know him though, like he’s that guys who has a silly sarcastic comment or reference to everything

airpods are always in

[cyberfanzz]

Can you do hakari and Kirara love these two

I will gladly do so, friend! I love their designs lol

Hakari and Kirara will be added!

[kameyyy]

The Issei Matsukawa, Tetsuro Kuroo and Kinji Hakari brainrot will never end I fear

[nanaslutt]

um, i hope this doesn't come off as rude, but why do you write uraume with feminine terms? they've only been referred to with gender neutral pronouns and their gender hasn't been revealed deliberately

in both fics i’ve written for uraume i used they/them pronouns for them. the only gendered term ive used for them is putting “wife” as the contact name in the smaus, but even in the texts ive used gn terms like “lover” when talking to them and in the new smau i haven’t posted i called them “my spouse” and used they/them pronouns

( although hakari did use she/her pronouns for uraume during their fight, but he might’ve just been going off of their looks)

[noodle-is-unstable]

Heeeey! Just curious asking... do you plan on adding Todo, Hakari, Hiromi or even Hajime in your jjk smaus?🥹 I never saw someone doing it with Aoi (what's a pitty 'cause i love him so much but don't find much content 'bout him😭😫)

The short answer is no. I'm not going to be adding on any other characters.

I'm going to pre apologize if this sounds agressive, it's not my intent but I'm tired and I tend to sound more aggressive the more tired I get 🙏🏻

As for the long answer...

I did a week long vote on my old account in which Uraume, Shoko, Yuki and Mahito were added and 12 people is already a lot to write for

Even if I did decide to add more down the line Todo and Hakari are totally off the table. Though Todo is 18 he is still in highschool technically and I don't want to write about someone that young. The same goes for Hakari as he doesn't have a specific age but he is a 3rd year still

I'm not going to get into the complications of aging up, their technical ages as of today because the anime is based in the past or anything like this. I'm just going by the age they are in the anime and what the Wiki says and I'm simply not comfortable doing it. Ino is the absolute youngest I'd feel okay writing for and he's 21 (20 in the prequel)

Hope that answers your question and that you understand 💖

[sugurumybeloved]

OH ALSO IF THEYRES ANY ANIMES I SHOULD WATCH TO MAKE THESE ON PLEASE TELL ME 😭

[kurominiiiz]

SMAU: “Day of the Dead” PT.3

~ In which you celebrate Día de los Muertos ! ~

💀

Masterlist

PT.1 - PT.2

Join my discord!

Includes: Yuki Tsukumo, Aoi Todo, Kasumi Miwa, Kinji Hakari and Kirara Hoshi, Kenjaku, Mahito, and Uraume.

[nanathott]

would KILL to see hakari or todo in your smaus

sorry pook, i don’t plan on adding any other characters to my smaus :,)

[velvetcrimsonkisses]

Hi!! Do you write smau Hakari x reader ? I love him smm but theres not enough content abt him here 💔

I have him one of thr smaus per request 😭 I'm thinking about adding him and ino permanently into the line up but idk yet. I'll try to sprinkle him in more

[jackiepackiee]

𝒥𝒥𝒦 𝒮𝑀𝒜𝒰

𝒜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓇𝑔𝓊𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒽𝑒𝒹

𝒲/ 𝑀𝑒𝑔𝓊𝓂𝒾 𝐹𝓊𝓈𝒽𝒾𝑔𝓊𝓇𝑜, 𝑀𝒶𝓀𝒾 𝒵𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓃, 𝐻𝒶𝓀𝒶𝓇𝒾 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝒿𝒾, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒦𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓇𝒶 𝐻𝑜𝓈𝒽𝒾