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HAIRO MY BELOVED! 🥰🤍 the handsomest man’s ah ✨🤍

Fumetsu no Anata e Vol.21

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A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 2) Chapter Twenty-One

Saiki Kusuo x Reader

Chapter Twenty-One: Culture Festival

Summary: Saiki's class has to put together an event, and, sure enough, he gets dragged in. By Teruhashi. Yare yare.

            “Today, we need to choose two representatives to be our class organizers for the culture festival,” said the teacher of Saiki and (Y/N)’s class.

            “What?” said everyone, pretending like they were shocked they still had to choose reps (when none of them had wanted to do it or volunteered). To be fair, Hairo and a girl named Kasai had volunteered the previous year, and it was thought they’d do so again.

            “Oh, by the way,” continued their teacher. “Hairo and Kasai did it last year, so two people besides them.”

            Everyone fell silent and refused to move. If they weren’t doing it again, it fell to the rest of the class that didn’t want to volunteer. If they spoke or moved or did anything to draw attention to themselves, they could accidentally be chosen as an organizer.

            “Any volunteers?” said the teacher.

            No one moved.

            She sighed. “Class Rep, I leave it to you.” She walked out of the room, and Hairo stepped up to address his classmates.

            “As class representative, I’ll lead the discussion,” he said, smiling. “I’ll ask again, is no one willing to volunteer? In that case, we will draw straws.”

            “Sure, whatever,” said Miko. She was the first to speak, but, after all, this was strategic. If it was drawing straws, her abilities gave her an edge.

            Saiki also approved of this strategy for the same reason—he could get out of work.

            “I’m opposed.” Mera raised her hand and spoke firmly. “I won’t draw straws. Is that okay?” Everyone had the same thought, but none of them could voice it. Not to mention, Mera had a trump card. “My family is very poor, and I work six part-time jobs. I drew the short straw of life. You can’t ask me to do that again.”

            What a blow, thought (Y/N). No one could ask her to volunteer after that.

            And thus began the excuses. Everyone had to one-up the other to create scenarios and reasons they absolutely couldn’t be asked to volunteer and organize the culture festival. Saiki glanced at (Y/N). They were still quiet, watching the events unfold with a little smile. No one was even paying attention to them.

            They might have the best strategy of all, thought Saiki.

            “What about you, Saiko?” sighed Hairo.

            “I’m included in this ridiculous fight as well?” scoffed Saiko.

            “If you don’t have plans, we will ask you to draw a straw,” said Hairo.

            “Is that so? Then I refuse,” said Saiko coldly. “I’m not organizing a festival for these plebes. There must be a ton of you who want to do it, right?” He placed a bundle of cash—his solution to everything—on his desk. “Here’s one million yen. I’ll give this to someone who volunteers.”

            Accepting this money means abandoning one’s pride, thought Saiki.

            Which, of course, half the class did, clamoring and yelling for the money.

            “I’ll do it.” Kuboyasu faced Saiko. Everyone backed off from Kuboyasu, still an intimidating, if nice, boy.

            “You’re after money, too?” said Saiko, smirking as Kuboyasu took the money.

            “No.” Kuboyasu tossed the money to the side. “Things won’t go your way just because you’re rich. Hairo, I’ll do it.”

            (Y/N) smiled to himself. So far, the most honorable had been Kuboyasu.

            Kuboyasu is so totally cool! Most of the class had just fallen head-over-heels for him.

            Less of a chance of me being picked now, thought Saiki with satisfaction.

            “Alright, that’s one representative. We still need a second,” said Hairo.

            Silence.

            “I’ll do it if it’s alright.” Teruhashi rose from her seat in her golden glory. Volunteering would earn everyone’s respect, and she had been waiting for the opportunity to say she would do it when it gained the most respect.

            Why do I feel like she has more up her sleeve? Saiki searched her thoughts, but it was too late.

            “That’s Kuboyasu and Teruhashi. Are there any objections?” said Hairo.

            Instantly, most of the boys in the class began shouting—there were most certainly objections. Due to Teruhashi being so loved, everyone wanted to be the one to work with her—and if not decided well, it would become an all-out war.

            “Everyone, settle down!” said Hairo. He tore up a piece of paper and wrote down words on it. “We’ll decide randomly.” He tossed the names into a box. “Here are all the other names in the class. Teruhashi, you pick.”

            Yare yare. Here is the problem: she has the Heavens on her side.

            Teruhashi pulled out a name. “Saiki,” she announced.

            I always draw the shortest straw.

            (Y/N) cast him a sympathetic smile.

            Saiki sighed and got up from his desk. This was going to be a big ball of trouble, he just knew it.

            “Alright,” said Teruhashi, standing at the board with Saiki. “Please raise your hand if you have any ideas.”

            “How about a maze?” suggested one person.

            “Oh, a maze?” Teruhashi kept her smile on, but she didn’t have a large reaction. She was waiting for the right idea.

            “A coffee shop!” said another classmate.

            “A coffee shop.”

            “Fifty thousand paper cranes!” said Hairo.

            “Others?” said Teruhashi.

            “How about a play?” said a nervous boy.

            “Idiot, we couldn’t—” began other boys.

            “Wow, a play!” Teruhashi’s smile grew wider. “Sounds fun!” Precisely what she’d been waiting for.

            “Let’s do a play!” cheered everyone.

            She won again, thought Saiki.

            I’m curious to see what they’ll decide on, thought (Y/N). Hopefully nothing too romance-based—like Romeo and Juliet (even if a tragedy)—because Teruhashi would make poor Saiki star with her.

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            And so, Saiki was stuck in the library with Teruhashi going through the scripts the school had to decide on a play. She was excited for all the time they’d have to spend together working on the play and all the chances to get Saiki to say “oh, wow” she’d have.

            “Hey, I bought this earlier,” said Teruhashi, holding up a notebook. “It will be useful to write down our ideas.”

            Yare yare, thought Saiki, sitting down. He’d have to intervene somehow.

            “Do you think our classmates will want to see a drama, a musical, or a romance?” said Teruhashi.

            Definitely not a musical. Most of them can’t sing. Saiki just shrugged.

            “I think an exciting drama would be good,” said Teruhashi. I can’t seem too eager for romance. But we will have romance.

            No thank you unless it’s with (Y/N).

            “Oh, there’s Romeo and Juliet,” said Teruhashi, writing it down. “Everyone loves Shakespeare, and it’s a dramatic tragedy.”

            “Overdone,” said Saiki. way too cliché even for his show.

            “They would be expecting it,” said Teruhashi, deflating. Then, she brightened. “Much Ado About Nothing is a comedy and very underrated.”

            “(Y/N) likes that play,” said Saiki before he could stop himself.

            Teruhashi paused. “They do?” He brought them up? I mean, they’re friends, but—

            Oh, no. Saiki had no choice but to respond and nod.

            Teruhashi frowned inwardly and tried to plaster on a pleased face. “Saiki, do you, um…” She panicked. “If we do Much Ado About Nothing, who should be Benedick and Beatrice?” If he had to suggest someone, would that mean he likes them? Or would he choose a friend for it be easier? Would he choose (Y/N)? Would that mean he likes them? She deflated slightly. She was torn in her feelings—she was used to boys liking her, and she was still interested in Saiki and the way he treated her so normally, but if Saiki liked (Y/N), her friend, how would she feel? She had noticed them, how close they were, how Saiki was so…natural around them and actually seemed to enjoy himself with them.

            I don’t want to lose (Y/N) as a friend.

            Saiki glanced at Teruhashi in surprise at the thought. For so long, Teruhashi had only thought about herself and her own feelings, so for her thought to be about losing her friendship and not about losing Saiki was new.

            Actually…it weas a good thought. (Y/N) had been worrying about losing a friendship when their relationship with Saiki came out, but this was promising. It wasn’t perfect yet, Teruhashi was still interested in Saiki and hadn’t really gotten into the thought that Saiki could like someone else, but at least it was there and wasn’t followed with anger towards (Y/N).

            Who would have thought something good would come of this? thought Saiki.

            “Hey, Kokomi, hey, Kusuo.”

            Before Saiki had to respond to the question, Saiki and Teruhashi looked over to find (Y/N), Nendou, Kuboyasu, and Kaidou standing in the library.

            “Why are you here?” asked Teruhashi in surprise (also embarrassment since she had been about to ask questions about Saiki and relationships).

            “We wanted to help out so you two don’t have to do everything on your own,” said (Y/N), smiling. They were being honest—they didn’t want to leave everything on the shoulders of two people. However, they also had an ulterior motive—they didn’t want Saiki to feel stuck with Teruhashi flirting with him for too long.

            Saiki smiled as he saw them. (Y/N) was the best. I love them.

            “The more the merrier, right?” said Kaidou.

            “Can we help decide roles?” said Kuboyasu.

            “Wow, thanks,” said Teruhashi, putting on her perfect smile. Why did you have to come?! She cleared her throat and sat down with everyone around the table. “I was thinking the best choice is a Grimm’s fairy tale or Shakespeare, something classic.”

            “I heard another class is doing a play, too,” said Kuboyasu. “The Wizard of Oz.”

            “Really? Then we have to avoid that,” said Teruhashi.

            “Shakespeare would be difficult in so short a time,” said (Y/N). “Even if I do love it.”

            “How about Momotaro?” said Nendou.

            “That’s for little kids,” said Kuboyasu.

            “By the way, isn’t Urashima Taro a terrible story?” said Kaidou, frowning. “Urashima Taro saves a turtle and is welcome at the castle. This part is fine. But he realizes that the days he spends at the castle were actually centuries in the real world. And he opens the souvenir and instantly becomes an old man! That’s too much! What a horrible fate!”

            “Well, they did tell him not to open the box,” pointed out Kuboyasu.

            “Anyone would open it!” argued Kaidou. “That’s the only thing he could think of. Why didn’t the princess or turtle explain anything?”

            “That’s true,” said Teruhashi. “That reminds me of other fairy tales. There are so many that I wonder why they couldn’t have gone differently.”

            Kuboyasu nodded. “People don’t explain anything and make weird decisions.”

            “Yes, there are a lot of stories that need fixing,” said Kaidou.

            “Well, historically, people believe fairy tales came from two places: adults telling one another stories and then people writing them and trying to give them lessons,” said (Y/N). “So a lot were just dramas told to make life more interesting when working or to teach people lessons about life—they served a purpose as entertainment or teaching instead of just being stories.”

            Everyone stared at them.

            “Where did you learn that?” said Saiki. He hadn’t expected that.

            “I took a class on fairy tales,” said (Y/N), smiling. “We read different versions of stories and learned where they came from and how they changed.”

            “That’s it!” said Kaidou excitedly. “We can change the stories! We can take the stories and rewrite them how we want to. Then, we can perform it at the cultural festival.”

            That’s a surprisingly normal idea for us, thought Saiki.

            “What a brilliant idea!” shouted Kuboyasu and Teruhashi.

            It’s not a brilliant idea, everyone does that. As Kuboyasu, Teruhashi, Kaidou, and Nendou began to talk, Saiki rose and took (Y/N)’s arm. He turned himself and them invisible as he backed away from the table, no one noticing their leave.

            “How about a modern Momotaro?” said Kuboyasu.

            “That’s been done,” observed Saiki quietly to (Y/N), and they smothered a little laugh.

            “Or writing it from the villain’s perspective?” said Teruhashi.

            “That’s also been done.”

            “Among the ones we talked about, the most flawed—” said Kaidou.

            “Yes, it’s got to be,” agreed Kuboyasu.

            “It’s famous, too!’ said Teruhashi.

            All three and Nendou pointed at a single book. “Alright, our play will be a remake of Urashima Taro!”

            “It’s been done.”

            The door of the library shut, and (Y/N) almost started laughing as they returned to visibility with Saiki. “At least they’re having fun.”

            “At least it has minimal romance,” sighed Saiki.

            “It’s not like Kokomi would choose you for the romance,” said (Y/N).

            “Are we talking about the same girl?”

            “She’d figure that if she asked you she’d cause a riot among the other boys,” said (Y/N). “She has to choose someone the other boys won’t mess with.”

            “…Huh. Good point,” said Saiki.

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My Saiki K Scent HC’s:

I don’t usually post things like these but I decided to share this to whoever sees this lol. This is my opinion but I’d love to know your thoughts as well :3

Kusuo - he tries to smell like nothing, but always ends up smelling like either vanilla or strawberry

Kusuke - usually doesn’t have a scent, but if he does it probably smells like new/unworn clothes or something refreshing like laundry detergent

Kuniharu - feet. Or a cheap smelling cologne

Kurumi - she smells like roses. she’s pretty like one but also has the hidden thorns. so, definitely roses.

Kaidou - his natural scent may be lavender or vanilla but he will use strong scented colognes that suit his persona

Nendou - tangerines

Kuboyasu - something masculine and musky like sandalwood, though occasionally there’s a suspicious a metallic undertone in his scent

Hairo - the beach and/or pure sweat

Toritsuka - he either smells really weird(?) or insanely strong because he will use too much of the wrong cologne

Akechi - if he’s not pissing himself, he might smell like a peach

Saiko - since he bathes in money, sometimes paper lmfao. but i feel that if he opts for any specific scents, it may be ones that are powdery or fruity, something just rich in scent. his cologne collection definitely consists of the most expensive ones on the market

Teruhashi - flowery scents that gives people the impression of rainbows on a sunny day

Yumehara - coconut or sweeter scents in general

Aiura - any Victoria secret perfume under tease or bombshell

Imu - uses fruity scents but will switch to flowery ones after meeting Teruhashi

[oceanwithouthermoon]

detailing what sexuality i think the saiki k characters are for no reason other than its fun

saiki: probably doesnt use labels but if he ever did, biromantic and a-spec. which i honestly think is as "canon" as it could possibly be without directly saying it. hes implied to be feeling SOMETHING towards teruhashi close to the end and is at the very least attracted to her, and he definitely has a crush on satou and outright puts them in a who-likes-who chart. he had no reason to include himself in the love triangle chart if he wasnt involved in it 😭 i dont at all think asou was trying to write a bi-ace character and im aware him liking satou is a gag, but gags are generally canon in saiki k or at least have some lore behind them. i might even say that hes some form of demiromantic ? definitely lines up with his feelings for teruhashi, and i know he doesnt know satou well but hes literally a psychic so "knowing" a person is a lot different for him so i doubt you could describe his sexuality so simply. and these two are the only people he ever shows any romantic interest in AT ALL.

teruhashi: bisexual, also probably as canon as it could be without being canon 😭 she definitely does love saiki towards the end, shown pretty obviously by her expressing she would rather be with him even when hes just sitting there (canonically what he always does) than be with someone rich or talkative. she was also so clearly attracted to aiura, argue with the wall. saiki is her first and only actual crush and before that she literally pictured herself just marrying some rich guy she didnt care about, so i would argue she was probably dealing with some form of comphet although its still mostly because she couldnt picture herself truly opening up to anyone yet

akechi: queer, and i picture him going into long rants about why specific labels dont fit him but he probably knows a lot about them. we get no evidence of his sexuality other than his attraction to teruhashi (which we do know for a fact depends on sexuality because anyone who is canonically or presumably not attracted to girls does not show attraction to her even if they do have a short reaction)

aiura: bi, no gender preference. she was definitely also attracted to teruhashi and does not once point out anything about her gender so im just assuming she doesnt care. also barely reacts when mera implies shes going to have sex with her and just says "looking forward to it"???

kaido: straight but i could see him being flexible, maybe bi with a heavy preference for girls. in canon he obviously sees girls as potential partners and does not see guys as such (see: second half of chapter 232)

yumehara: straight but i can see her being bi with a heavy preference for boys. only attracted to guys in canon but theyre very immature crushes which always start surface level, evidenced by her surface level attraction to takeru dissipating when she got to know him. her crush for kaido is genuine though, it starts out surface level but she clearly sees and likes him for the weirdo he is considering she even adapts some of his chuuni-isms 😭

hairo: probably acearospec and maybe pan ? in canon, hes never felt attraction before or at least isnt aware if he has, but i would argue that what he feels for nendo is the closest thing hes ever had to a crush

kuboyasu: bisexual. we only see him being attracted to teruhashi however his reaction to that makes me think that doesnt happen much?? i know it was because hes used to being good at controlling himself but hes the only character other than imu that is confused by his attraction to teruhashi

toritsuka: straight but would kiss a guy if hes feminine enough, in a not gay but desperate way.

nendo: no label, probably doesnt care very much about gender however he is an enjoyer of tits so...

mera: no label, doesnt ever think about that stuff

saiko: straight but flexible, another person thats only shown attraction to teruhashi but he clearly has no experience with love so im just guessing shes the first person hes ever been attracted to ?

kusuke: freak (no label, i genuinely think his brother is the only person hes ever been attracted to and im unsure/undecided on if i think thatll change post-canon during his implied redemption arc ? i havent decided if i think he'll never be attracted to anyone else or not)

makoto: freak (straight? clearly mentally screwed up and has only ever been attracted to his sister, im unsure if therapy could help that. big makokuu fan though so i like to think that a slap from reality or a therapist would make him start questioning his sexuality.)

suzumiya: straight (personal headcanon is that shes a straight trans girl, obviously no evidence to that)

satou: straight, nothing queer about this guy

imu: lesbian, i can see why she could be bisexual but the way she analyzed men by their objective qualities and never attraction and only started liking makoto after literally making the connection to kokomi in her head makes me think its JUST comphet

kuniharu: straight but flexible, no explanation

kurumi: straight but flexible, no explanation

arisu: straight (i like to headcanon her as a lesbian simply because im a lesbian and i like her. also she did briefly think saikis crush was a boy and did not react to this so shes either a straight ally [most plausible] or queer herself lol)

[cottoncandythunderhead]

this is random but i was thinking abt it recently and wanted to do somewhat of an analysis on this!

saiki k is pretty much a satire anime that utilizes common tropes; subverting tropes, satirizing tropes, making fun of tropes, etc. but i think theres a distinct difference between the way the "main" characters' tropes r done versus the more sidelined characters!

"main" characters:

saiki- kusuo is pretty obviously based on the overpowered main characters, the character who always gets the girls, has his own harem, who has overpowered abilities, THE main character. but saiki k SUBVERTS this trope, bc saiki doesnt WANT to be a main character and tries very hard not to be. (ie yumehara being a shoujo main character trope and saiki was set up to be her male love interest but he did everything in his power to make sure itd be someone else)

kaido- based on the chuunibyou trope except hes aware that his delusions arent real and hes rlly just an insecure loser, i think the scene where he jumps in front of that snake as an act of bravery whilst knowing damn well he doesnt have powers is a good representation of this subversion. i also think the fact that hes a chuunibyou whos fantasies r perfectly based on saikis powers is a pretty good subversion of the trope ive never seen done before (correct me if this is a common thing, i usually see chuunibyous in high school/slice of life animes and not action or fantasy so idk if its a thing)

teruhashi- kokomi is based on mary jane characters; characters who r inexplicably perfect and have no flaws, usually there to be the main male characters love interest so the guy can get the perfect girl in the end. saiki k SUBVERTS this trope because teruhashi ISNT rlly perfect, she presents as such and according to saiki shes as perfect as a person CAN be, but she isnt "perfect" (nobody is). since we hear her thoughts, we know she actually ISNT a mary jane but if we didnt hear her thoughts, we would think she was.

toritsuka- i think he fits into the main character subversions BUT for the most part in the manga he fit with the side characters just as his trope but with powers, this is because his trope was presented somewhat like makotos where he just exists as a pervert and the audience is supposed to laugh AT him and AT this trope. specifically, even tho hes more powerful than ur typical perv character, he fails to actually get what he wants most of the time and thats why its funny. but then in the very last 2 volumes he earns his place with a subverted trope! he remains to be saikis foil but he now has heroism and a redemption building under his sleeve which is very much not typical of pervert tropes

"side" characters:

hairo- sports manga main character trope, no subversion, just exists in the manga as a cool guy and a sports manga main character

aiura- gyaru girl character trope, fits neatly into STEREOTYPES abt being gyaru, is often characterized as rude and perverted but also very social and popular

makoto- literally just exists as the perverted siscon trope, as a way to make fun of the trope and laugh at it

saiko- rich guy who learns abt true friendship trope. pretty straightforward but i will say that usually the "learns friendship" part comes from a love interest whereas here, rather than teruhashi who it seemed like that setup was for, he learns it through mostly nendo so... nensaiko is real/hj

yumehara- my girl chiyo is SO close to fitting the main character subversions but she misses the mark, i think she wouldve if she had more screentime. shes supposed to be a shoujo manga main character, but she generally has bad taste in men and saiki is set up to be her male love interest (seemingly a trope of the guy who would break her from her streak of awful men but he ends up putting her right back into it) but since hes saiki, he avoids it and she ends up dating a guy whos pretty close to a shoujo male lead except he ends up being a total loser and a terrible boyfriend, she moves back to saiki but with saikis help and kaidos bravery, she eventually moves on to kaido. shoujo lead girl and the chuunibyou character is def something ive never seen! unfortunately shes sidelined and often reduced to fat jokes. saiki also erased her classic shoujo love confession.

kuboyasu- fits pretty neatly into the reformed delinquent trope i think, his is so obvious that the joke is usually that he tries to keep it secret but hes so cliche everyone can tell (why is there an abandoned puppy after it started raining!?)

honorable mentions:

nendo- putting him here bc im honestly unsure what his trope is so someone please butt in and tell me if u understand him better than i do. in volume 0 of the manga, it seems like he has a main character subversion as hes the delinquent character whos actually secretly just an idiot and very kind, however to my understanding, this seems to have been retconned since i dont think him being an actual delinquent who bullied saiki for his homework is ever mentioned again nor does it make sense with how hes constantly extremely kind and everyone even knows hes kind but just hates him bc hes ugly, and saiki constantly talks abt what a nice guy he is, his aura that aiura saw is literally angelic and perfect, so im not exactly sure what his trope is supposed to be now. is "dumb ugly guys who r actually nice" a common anime trope i just havent seen??? i think he should go in main obviously but i wouldnt know what to say abt it

kusuke- um... a combination of the brocon trope and the mad scientist trope, does that count as a subversion of tropes?? id say hes a much deeper character than most brocons so maybe? idk

mera- what exactly IS her trope, a combination of random side character who eats a lot, character who always works at the establishments the main character goes to, and the broke character?

akechi- not sure where he fits tbhhhh, hes both the character who talks a lot and the childhood friend with a dark past. i think i want to put him in main subversions but im not sure how to word it and i dont think he got enough screentime to justify it... sad

lmk if u disagree or have anything to say! btw im somewhat sure im using the word subvert wrong bc technically the way the characters exist as their tropes but used for something different IS subverting so just know i js dont have better words for it. the main characters r true, deeper subversions, while the side characters r js like wtvr, kind of subverting IDK

[kibbycarrot]

This is another thing me and my bf talked about.. but I think Saiko wouldn’t give ppl his phone number. He would refuse to. At most, if he absolutely HAD to, he would give them his home phone instead of his cell and he doesn’t even pick up his home phone anyway.

But then one day Hairo makes a group chat for the entire class. Probably for the school play they did. And everyone is confused as hell cause they’re like “I didn’t give Hairo my phone number??” And Saiko texts the gc like “HOW DID YOU PEASANTS GET MY NUMBER” and then he leaves the gc. And from then on everyone has his phone number.

Kuboyasu and Kaidou send him those TikToks about how shitty rich people are and Saiko retorts at first but eventually just starts leaving them on seen. (He doesn’t block them cause he loves his friends but he wouldn’t admit that shhh)

I think like near the end of the series kinda when Saiko considers them his friends they would make a group chat and add Saiko to it. I don’t think Saiko would speak much in it but I think he would react with a “���” emoji to any message he thought was particularly funny (usually someone venting)

Also at first he didn’t add any of them as contacts but when he started being friends with them he set their contacts to the usual “middle part peasant” “little peasant” “nerd peasant” ect

[creativia10]

Shared Annoyances

Summary: Kusuo Saiki's school wins a trip to Karuizawa. During this trip, Saiki's group encounters Ouran Academy's host club members. Shenanigans ensue. At least Kusuo has found someone else who shares in his annoyance.

Relationships: Platonic Saiki Kusuo and Haruhi

Warnings: (minor) implied fear of homophobia, worry about manipulation

Wordcount: 4164

Notes: The poll results came in, so I think I will be posting Saiki K fanfics on here. When I was sick recently, I found myself rewatching my favorite anime 'The Disastrous Life of Saiki K'. As I was watching, I found myself thinking about how Saiki could be friends with Haruhi. They could bond over being annoyed with the people around them. It's always intimidating for me to post a fanfic in a fandom for the first time, so I hope you like it. I may have an idea for a continuation, that may be multichapter (or multiple parts) this time.

Saiki's school had entered an academic performance contest for a special trip to Karuizawa. Class representative Hairo's effective motivation for the student body aided their school's performance. So they managed to win the trip. This vacation spot in Karuizawa is apparently a popular visit for distinguished rich people. Particularly those whose kids attended the prestigious Ouran academy.

 The PK students were of course very excited. Kusuo was more going because of his parents’ insistence that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Plus, it would look strange if he didn’t go when literally everyone wanted to go.

So he found himself in a familiar scenario. He walked with a group through the shopping area, in a vacation spot. The idiots around him arguing about which places to go to. Somehow the girls were with them this time. The girls weren’t arguing as much as the guys were. The main consensus seemed to be they wanted to check out all the stores. Good grief.

The trip and food was covered, but individual purchases were not. There was no guarantee they’d be able to afford anything at the souvenir shops for rich people.

‘Damn rich people.’

Kusuo overheard among the many other thoughts around.

Just then a group of very attractive guys around their age walked over.

“I already told you, sempai. I really don’t want anything,” A brunette in their group was saying.

A handsome blonde spun around dramatically.

“Nonsense, my dear Haruhi! There are so many sights to see here at our favorite vacation spot. Surely there has to be something we can get you,” He said.

Haruhi just groaned in response. Apparently she was resigned to the fact that there was no use arguing against him.

The two groups paused as they came across each other. Saiki’s group was filled with thoughts about how these must be some of the rich boys who came to vacation there. How handsome they were, and how strange it was that one of them was dressed more casually than the others.

Whereas for the Ouran group, just thoughts about how ‘oh yeah, they’d heard there was a school that won a trip to come here.’ The Ouran boys were dressed much nicer. So it was probably pretty obvious that Saiki’s group wasn’t rich.

There was also a thought about if they still needed to hide that Haruhi is a girl around the group or not. Huh, so apparently they had been hiding that one was a girl. Kusuo wondered why that was.

The taller Blonde glanced to Haruhi and then back over to Saiki’s group.

‘I bet I can impress Haruhi by really catering to these commoners.’

He gave a charming smile and stepped forward.

“Greetings fellow guests of this vacation spot in Karuizawa!” He bowed dramatically to the girls of the group.

“I am Tamaki Suoh, an annual vacationer here. I also run my school’s host club. Where we serve entertain,” He reached forward and kissed Teruhashi’s hand (because of course it was hers)

,”The lovely young ladies who attend,” He said. The girls blush and cover their mouths with giggles. He handed her a rose.

Where did that rose come from? Does this guy just always have roses on him in case he comes across a pretty girl? Wow.

Teruhashi accepted the rose with a smile. Tamaki stood up again.

“We would be happy to give you a tour of the area and help you in any way in your time visiting here,” He said. He looked back at the other boys he arrived with.

“Right, gentleman?” He said.

The others except Haruhi all seemed to exchange looks with each other. Apparently catching on quick. A pair of identical twin boys with red hair quickly stepped forward as well and also bowed.

“Of course, Tamaki!”

“We’d be happy to help!” They each said. The second winking at the girls. The girls giggled again. The boys in Saiki’s group seemed unsure how to take this offer. Especially as the hosts were clearly flirting with the girls.

Haruhi just rolled her eyes at the boys’ actions. …her?...his?...theirs?...hm, Kusuo would use they in his head for Haruhi for now and wait and see how the others referred to them.

Teruhashi smiled at the hosts.

“Thank you so much for such a kind offer,” She said.

The hosts stared just stared at her for a moment with blushes. Even Haruhi, which had surprised Kusuo. Almost like they all weren’t used  to being floored by a pretty girl.

They shook their heads, and Tamaki cleared his throat.

“Of course! We love to assist,” He said, nearly losing his composure. Kusuo heard thoughts from the other hosts surprised as they noticed that as well.

The boys in Saiki’s group of course were not thrilled by the attention the hosts were giving Teruhashi. The only one who seemed to think of any of the other girls was Kaidou, over Chiyo. Although that had been slowly developing for a while.

“How about we start with the first shop here?” Tamaki asked. Teruhashi smiled and nodded.

“That sounds great!” She said. The two groups started for the first shop. There wasn’t enough room for everyone to enter. The PK boys seemed less interested for the moment anyways. Grumpy about the attention the hosts were getting from the girls.

Why did this idiot Tamaki think this would impress Haruhi? They seemed more annoyed by this than anything.

Kusuo waited with them outside. Haruhi also stayed out there. Tamaki looked back.

“Haruhi! Aren’t you coming in?” Tamaki asked.

“No thanks. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of room in there anyways,” Haruhi said.

Tamaki hmmed and seemed to think for a moment. Then he turned back to the girls he lead into the shop and offered to buy them anything they wished for in there.

“Oh, you really don’t have to do that, Tamaki!” Teruhashi exclaimed.

Tamaki bowed again, somehow despite the little space in the shop. Gosh, that guy was so extra.

“Oh please, it is no big deal to me! I’d rather be sure such lovely young ladies get the chance to have nice souvenirs befitting their beauty,” He said with charm. The girls giggled again.

Haruhi sighed and rolled their eyes.

Most of the girls were still shy about asking for anything. Even though Kusuo could see in their minds the things they wanted from the shop. It got to the point where the hosts, would start pointing things out and asking if any of the girls wanted that. It was mainly Tamaki and the twins doing this.

Apparently these guys picked up on what the girls had been eyeing. Eventually, the girls did finally admit to what they wanted. When the guys pointed to the right things.

The continued shyness about the offer was an act for Teruhashi. But they did all seem very appreciative to the host club members for doing this for them.

Haruhi wondered what the fellow hosts were up to with such offers. They’d never seen the hosts be so generous before. Then again, most of the time they were around other rich people and wouldn’t need to offer paying for things.

Damn rich people.

Still, it was surprising. Haruhi hadn’t really seen the other hosts pay much attention to other commoners. That is, aside from Haruhi themselves.

Kusuo internally hmmed. The hosts definitely weren’t impressing Haruhi in the way Tamaki had hoped in his daydreams. But it seemed he wasn’t too far off after all.

As the shopping trip dragged on though, Haruhi’s patience waned. Especially since Haruhi hadn’t really been interested in shopping in the first place.

Later on both groups made it to a bigger shop where everyone could fit inside without being squished. The other guys in Saiki’s group had a little more enthusiasm now that they could reach other souvenirs. Not as grumpy about the hosts’ attention as earlier, but it was still prevalent.

The size of this one meant there wasn’t really a reason for Haruhi and Kusuo to wait outside the shop this time.

Haruhi was standing in the back of the shop sort of just watching as the two groups went around the shop. Internally grumbling about how they were annoyed with the host club’s antics this time. Well, that was something Kusuo could understand in a way.

Despite Haruhi’s annoyance, Kusuo found their thoughts to be much calmer to be around. Compared to everyone else in proximity that is. So, Kusuo carefully walked over and just stood in the back with them.

He didn’t mind being by them too much. Something about understanding being annoyed with the people around you.

Haruhi glanced over to Kusuo. They were surprised that the quietest one of the other group stood by them. Then again, most of the boys had seemed a bit annoyed with the attention the hosts were giving the girls. Typical. Although, he didn’t seem interested in looking around the shop like the others were.

Kusuo was honestly more interested in special sweets he could get around there. Their groups hadn’t made it over to a sweets shop yet. At this rate they might not make it to one before such shops closed for the day though. Good grief.

It’s not like the hosts had made the same offer to buy things for the boys in the group anyways. Maybe they were worried about looking gay. It’s not like the boys were really complaining anyways. Well, maybe a bit in Kaidou’s thoughts, but the immature guy probably wouldn’t admit to such a thing. Maybe it was just because none of the guys had reacted as interested as the girls had. Again, probably because they didn’t want to seem gay or something.

Kusuo didn’t know much about the host clubs concept. From what he heard though, none of these high school hosts seemed to have a problem catering to anyone.

Back to his sweets preference though. The reason he didn’t go off on his own to get a treat he wanted anyways. He found he was unsure about leaving the chaotic groups. Because he couldn’t seem to help but be overprotective of these people who thought they were his friends. When did he become like this? He never thought he was that selfless.

Then again, one of the hosts who wore glasses kept looking over everyone in the two group’s interactions. Like he was scrutinizing everything. And Kusuo could hear how this Kyoya was analyzing how anything could be used to his favor and the host club’s. So yeah, Kusuo wasn’t a fan of that. He figured it might be best to keep an ear out for that guy. So none of these idiots get taken advantage of.

Anyways, Haruhi was wondering if they should try and say something to him. Kusuo found he didn’t mind the possibility of conversation too much from them. Although he’d still prefer the quiet.

“…you’re not interested in any of the stuff here either, hm?” Haruhi asked.

Kusuo paused for a moment and then shook his head.

“Hmm, same…I’ve uh, never really been a big stuff person,” Haruhi said.

Kusuo shot them a small smile at that. He understood that. Unless sweets counted as stuff in this case.

Haruhi sighed.

“Sempai and many of the other hosts always go overboard with this kind of stuff,” They said.

You’d think Tamaki and the others would catch on by now that stuff doesn’t impress me, they thought.

It sounded like those boys were rich idiots.

Kusuo was surprised that he nearly shared his own annoyances with Haruhi. That wasn’t like him. Maybe there was just something about Haruhi that got people to open up to them. That kind of reminded Kusuo of his mom in a way.

Haruhi glanced to Kusuo again.

He’s quiet. It kind of reminds me of Mori sempai.

Kusuo then got a mental image of the tallest host with dark hair. The one who seemed to hang around the smallest blonde of the group.

For some reason I’m tempted to ask if this guy wants to go somewhere calmer. So we can escape the hyper antics of our combined groups.

The thought was tempting to Kusuo as well.

“…can I ask what your name is?” Haruhi asked.

“Kusuo Saiki.”

“Ah okay, I’m Haruhi Fujioka,” They said.

“I know, or at least I caught your first name. That Tamaki guy shouted it a couple of times,” Kusuo said.

Haruhi huffed at the reminder and rolled their eyes again.

“Yeah, he’s always been…excitable like that,” They said.

That was one way to word it. He’s always so eager to impress me, and I just don’t get why.

Kusuo thought he had an idea. He may not have been interested in relationships himself. But even he could tell that Tamaki guy clearly had feelings for Haruhi. Maybe it was just from all the relationship stuff Kusuo had overheard through the years.

“…have you known them long?” Kusuo found himself asking despite himself.

“Just since I started at Ouran Academy. Although I do see them a lot as a member of the host club myself,” Haruhi said.

…wait wasn’t Ouran academy primarily a school for rich kids? Haruhi didn’t seem like they were.

“You’re probably wondering how I attend Ouran academy when I don’t seem like I’m rich, hm?” Haruhi said.

Kusuo blinked. Well, he supposed it made sense they’d be used to such questions. After a moment Kusuo hesitantly nodded.

Haruhi laughed a bit.

“It’s okay, I know a lot of people I encounter wonder about that. I got in through a special scholarship,” They said.

Ah, that made sense. Not to brag, but it was probably the type of scholarship Kusuo could easily get as well if he wanted to. But he didn’t, because he’d be sure to stand out from doing so and he didn’t want that at all. It was definitely an impressive feat though. Kusuo had respect for them to have such an accomplishment. Haruhi definitely earned their right for such fine education. Probably more than the other rich brats there who hadn't worked for it. Kusuo had never been very materialistic.

“Congratulations,” He said.

“Thanks, it took a lot of work. Even though things didn’t go the way I imagined they would at this school, I wouldn’t take it back,” Haruhi said.

Kusuo hmmed and nodded slowly after a moment.

There was another thing though. A scholarship student didn’t seem likely to end up part of that type of club to him. Even though Kusuo didn’t know much about host clubs. He found himself wondering how Haruhi even ended up part of such a club. They didn’t jump at the chance to cater to the girls the way the other hosts had. Then again, Haruhi not being a guy in the way the others were might be a factor as well.

“I probably also don’t seem like the host type, do I?” Haruhi asked.

…no fair. Telepathy was Kusuo’s thing.

Haruhi sighed.

“It’s a long story…but basically I broke an expensive vase in the host club, and I’ve been working as a host to work off my debt,” Haruhi said.

Kusuo winced at that. Yikes. That sucked.

“…yeah,” They said.

“Even though the other hosts can be a bit much at times, I suppose it could always be worse,” Haruhi said.

Kusuo just hmmed at that. He got some mental images from Haruhi then. Images of exciting things that had happened with the host club. Including one that was apparently Haruhi’s first kiss. It looked like it was an accident. It was also with another girl.

…Kusuo bet there was an interesting story behind that one as well. It did seem like both he and Haruhi didn’t get many moments of peace the way they both seemed to want. In a way it was nice to be around someone who understood. Even if their situations were different.

As tempting as it is to escape, I might actually feel a bit bad leaving them. Although really, I more just don’t want to deal with the inevitable freakout from Tamaki if I did, Haruhi thought.

Kusuo found he somehow felt similarly. Although none of the nuisances in his group seemed as dramatic as this Tamaki guy. Good grief. Something told Kusuo that guy would give him many headaches just from being around him a little bit. He was glad now he had put some distance between himself and the combined groups.

It seemed the others were winding down with their purchases from this shop. The hosts ended up carrying the bags for the girls that they bought for them. Except for the little blonde, but his tall bodyguard seemed to make up for it.

As they were leaving Teruhashi turned to Kusuo and smiled. He was a bit surprised she even bothered to give him any attention. She’d gotten plenty of attention from Tamaki after all.

“Hey everyone, how about we head to a sweets café next? Before any of them close. I noticed Saiki didn’t get a chance to get anything, and he always seems to be a fan of sweets,” She says with a pretty giggle.

Kusuo perked up at that. He was surprised by the offer, but wasn’t going to say no to such a thing. Haruhi raised their eyebrows at that, wondering about that interaction.

Unfortunately, all of them looked at Kusuo after Teruhashi said that. Great, more attention.

Tamaki thought about how sweet this girl must be to make such an offer for her friend.

Yeah, she doesn’t see him as just a friend. But again, Kusuo wasn’t going to pass up a chance to get some sweets.

Tamaki smiled and bowed dramatically again.

“But of course! I know just the place. Honey is a big fan of sweets as well, so we always make sure to stop by this place when we come to visit,” Tamaki said. The small blonde who must be Honey smiled and nodded,

“Yep!” He cheered. The girls cooed at his cuteness. Even Kaido seemed taken in by the adorable small boy. It was hard to believe this kid was one of the oldest. How was he so short?

*

Anyways, they made it to the sweets café in time. Thankfully not pushing it close to the closing hours. So they wouldn’t seem like jerks. There was one treat that really caught Kusuo’s interest. It seemed to be a very sweet coffee ice cream dessert. Teruhashi asked what he was getting, which he told her. Then she decided to get it as well. So did Haruhi. Then everyone was getting what he picked out. Really? Well, he supposed it was one of the more popular treats there.

After Kusuo got his ice cream, he had to figure out where to sit. At first he was going to sit by Haruhi, they seemed to hit it off well earlier. But then Tamaki was quick to sit next to them. Haruhi made an annoyed face, but Kusuo could hear they weren’t nearly as annoyed as they let on. Huh, maybe Haruhi did like Tamaki back. It was hard to tell. Although they did seem to feel bad that Tamaki might drive away their new friend. And well…they weren’t exactly wrong.

Teruhashi seemed surprised by who Tamaki decided to sit next to, but she didn’t let it show. She just gave Kusuo another smile.

“Hey, how about we sit over here Saiki?” She asked.

Tamaki seemed surprised that Teruhashi kept wanting to get Saiki’s attention. He wondered if it was similar to how he was with Haruhi.

Good grief. Kusuo really hoped this Tamaki guy didn’t try to do anything from this realization. He seemed like the meddling type. Kusuo didn’t need annoying people trying to match make him with Teruhashi. Talk about unwanted attention.

Kusuo knew it would stand out if he went to sit by himself, as much as he wanted to. Especially after Teruhashi made sure they went somewhere Kusuo would like. So he went to sit on Haruhi’s other side anyways. Figuring solidarity against annoying people would be nice.

Teruhashi was immediately jealous of who Kusuo sat next to. Even though she had been the one to suggest they sit there in the first place. He didn’t really get why though. She didn’t seem to suspect Haruhi wasn’t a guy in the way the other hosts were. Maybe just because Tamaki was already giving Haruhi attention.

But Tamaki was jealous of Kusuo sitting there as well. Good grief. Teruhashi sat across from them. The other hosts sat with the girls at other tables nearby. The Pk boys were almost on their own but still close. Despite the attention of the other hosts, Chiyo had ended up wanting to sit with Kaidou still. The hosts caught the hint Chiyo wanted to be alone with Kaidou, but apparently no one else did. As Teruhashi was wrapped up in wanting Kusuo’s attention again. Kaidou tried to tell Nendou to sit somewhere else. But because Nendou was an idiot, he wasn’t getting it. Then Kaidou got too flustered to spell it outright, much to Chiyo’s disappointment.

Kyoya cleared his throat.

“Excuse me, uh-“

“Nendou.”

“Right, Nendou. I believe this new couple may want to sit at a table with just the two of them,” Kyoya said. Chiyo and Kaidou both immediately got flustered.

“What!? N-no, we’re-“

“We’re not dating! It would be too dangerous with Dark Reunion after me! Uh, I mean-“

Crap. Chiyo has heard me talk about that at school, but I might look like a total nutjob in front of these guys now.

Kyoya raised an eyebrow at that and nearly half-smirked.

It’s very tempting to completely annihilate this guy’s childish views. But alas, Tamaki seems to prioritize the host club help couple. So not this time.

Good grief. Kusuo wondered if this guy would get along with his brother. He did not like that picture.

Instead, Kyoya glance at the redheaded twins. The twins soon shared a look and both smirked. It was a little creepy how in sync most of these high school hosts seemed to be with each other.

“Hey Nendou!”

“Do you want to play the ‘which one of us is Hikaru’ game?”

“Come sit at our table so we can.”

Nendou furrowed his brows in confusion. But the distraction seemed to work as he followed them over to that table.

“But I don’t know which one of you is Hikaru though,” He said.

“That’s okay!”

“That’s why you can guess in this game!”

“But I don’t know which one is Hikaru.”

“…that’s why you guess.”

“But I don’t know which one is Hikaru?”

Is this guy for real? Both twins thought at the same time.

Is he some kind of idiot? Yep.

They continued on like that for a bit. The twins getting more annoyed with the idiot and struggling to hide it.

Kyoya looked satisfied that the distraction worked. He winked at Kaidou and Chiyo before heading to the other table himself. Chiyo giggled and sat at the table with just Kaido.

Good grief. It’s not like they were completely alone anyways. Their tables were all next to each other.

Anyways, back to Kusuo’s own table. It was still a bit surprising to see Haruhi stare at Teruhashi for a moment again. Haruhi didn’t stay enamored though. Quickly getting annoyed again by Tamaki’s extra-ness around the very pretty girl. Was Haruhi jealous as well? They seemed more annoyed by Tamaki’s antics than anything though.

I see enough of his over-the-top-ness at the host club. And now I’m forced to be right next to him while he’s performing in such a way.

It probably didn’t help the way Tamaki was dividing his attention with Haruhi and Teruhashi.

At least Kusuo was able to enjoy his treat, it made all this worth it. Even if he would have preferred to savor it in quiet. It’s not like he got many chances to do that anyways though.

Haruhi and Kusuo thought the same thing for once.

Damn rich people.

Then Honey pulled up a chair to their table though, next to Kusuo and hopped up with his own treat. Apparently having a shared love of sweets made the shorter host think they should be friends now. Honey started to chatter to Kusuo about his own favorite sweets. Mori just stood behind Honey at first like a body guard, before Honey encouraged him to sit at the table with them.

Kusuo had overheard earlier how Mori wasn’t going to get anything at first. But then Honey prompted him to get something as well.

Apparently Honey and Mori joining the table brought the attention back to Kusuo. Now most of the others were asking questions as well, also about his like of sweets among other things. Good grief. He didn’t like the expectation to talk so much. People could be annoying.

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daydreaming abt historical fantasy au..... hcs under cut bc it will be a lot of text although a lot of it is based off canon

ok so maybe not the most creative idea but kurumi comes from a bloodline of witches except their family hasnt had powers manifest for many generations and the most is that they keep their young looks

however kusuo is the only one with powers and it seems that whatever powers previous generations could have gotten has been passed down to him instead (basically he has every power he has in canon)

also kusuo has powers bc hes transmasc lol

in this au there r mages who can control basic elements (fire water earth air wtv) and kusuo disguises himself as one of them bc witches aren't accepted in society

his work requires him to meet many ppl and some of these people get unusually attached to him and they continue interacting with him even though he doesn't say a word back to them

kusuo claims that he has nothing to do with them and they are a pain but somehow finds himself doing whatever he can to make them safe and happy

kuusuke doesnt have any powers but hes extremely smart and became an alchemist after graduating from a fancy school thing (i swear i know the right term but not now how embarrassing)

he spent his whole life trying to limit kusuo's powers and eventually remove them completely (same as canon haha)

he also wants to remove powers from other witches and mages while hes at it teehee (cute girl sticking tongue out image here)

btw he does a lot of experiments and some of them r not very ethical but dont worry about it lol

their grandma (i forgot her name srry :(( ) owns a famous boutique, kurumi works there too

moving on to other characters i was thinking saiko family is a royal family althogh they arent liked by the public bc of their attitude honestly if metori became the king the country is doomed

but that is if he didnt have the power of friendship

metori is the crown prince of the country and nendou is his knight

what?!??!

yes u read that right

nendou became a knight bc of his almost inhumane strength

almost got fired multiple times but hairo, another knight with the best reputation possible helps nendou keep his job

also a very kind person he will drop whatever hes doing to help ppl when they need it

he likes playing with children (fails many times bc his face is scary he is sad) and buying things from them even though he doesnt need wtv tjey r selling

one day nendou invites metori to meet his friends (almost got fired for the nth time. hairo is crying. keep up the good work.) and miraculously metori says yes since he has nothing to do and is somewhat curious about how peasants spend their time

somehow his friends are: kusuo, a mage who is just average but has genius alchemist brother

kaidou who is just some guy who really wants to be both a mage and knight at the same time but cant do both

and aren who came from a mercenary background but decided to become a knight instead and is quickly climbing the ranks

metori is very impressed with these people (except kaidou 💀💀) but it didnt last long when all of them act so god damn weird

they met at a bar, saiki brought a box of dessert from a cafe to eat, kaidou is sitting at a corner muttering something about having a hidden power and that he can destroy the bar rn if he wanted to and aren is normal but sometimes he says something scary every now and then

anyways they definitely hated metori but they warmed up to him after a few times meeting and they get to enjoy rich ppl luxuries

a few months later metori wakes up in the middle of the night in cold sweat when he realises that he is friends with those peasants and that he enjoys spending time with them

congratulations now u have the powers of friendship and character development

ok next teruhashi family is a high ranking noble family

maybe teruhashi family being low ranking nobles who r gaining a lot of popularity would be good too

metori is the crown prince and is constantly sending marriage offers to kokomi but makoto burns every single marriage offer letter from anyone (the only time kokomi is grateful to him)

kokomi and makoto r the most beautiful ppl in the country or perhaps the whole world and the kokomi objectification by men is even worse in this au so shes kinda fucked up inside

but dont worry !!! she does have awareness that she is going insane and makes sure to have some self care hobbies

which is sneaking out and interacting with people she wears a disguise that covers up her beauty so that when she interacts with ppl they respond back like shes just a person and this is important to her because it reminds her that life is not just get married have children and die

interaction with ppl as in just buying random things from whatever store she sees (she has 0 social skills if it isnt acting)

it gets even better for her when she comes across chiyo who is a low ranking noble whos title was bought instead of earned

when they first meet, chiyo deduces that kokomi is a noble from the way she talks and carries herself but doesnt know which family (it doesnt matter to her shes just excited to meet a new friend)

their first meeting is quite awkward bc neither of them know what to talk abt so they just sat together on a bench in silence for a few minutes

well its not that bad in the end bc chiyo decided they can go shopping or eat at cute cafes

kokomi started to get irritated (she was actually anxious bc she has never been treated as a friend before she just doesnt know) so she told chiyo her identity to see if chiyo will start worshipping her

chiyo needed a while to process but shes extra happy bc kokomi revealed her identity and chiyo took it that she wanted to be friends

she also starts talking about herself more and asking kokomi questions

this stuns kokomi as this is the first time someone was genuinely interested in her as a person

unfortunately she feels overwhelmed and goes home to rest (the whole time with chiyo just replays in her head constantly)

anyways they continue meeting outside and eventually go to gatherings and tea parties together

many ppl gossip abt chiyo not being enough for kokomi and when kokomi heard it the first time in public she broke her perfect lady act without thinking to defend chiyo (she almost started beating up ppl but she controlled herself so everythings fine :3)

i think i like kokomi x chiyo a lot do they have a ship name??

queer platonic kokomi x chiyo.....

wow this post is damn long

i actually just wanted to daydream of what kind of witch outfit kusuo would look good in

also im not sure abt kaidou in this au.... definitely a delusional person tho

maybe hes quite smart academically but i just dont have a clear direction of his role in this au

i will be surprised if anyone read this much thank u for reading my brain vomit

if u can tell i dont have much knowledge on historical settings lololol

i havent thought abt other characters much but aiura is definitely a witch who can do fortune telling

maybe imu is the leader of an information guild

akechi is either working in imu's guild or hes a detective

[no-psi-nan]

The Reasoning...

Saiki Kusuo: we see him drinking coffee but not tea iirc, also coffee jelly

Aiura Mikoto: gets a coffee flavored thing on the date with Kusuo, less traditionally Japanese than the rest of the cast

Saiko Metori: Rich Asians (at least in anime) tend to lean hard into Western/European culture as a status thing, so he probably favors the Western coffee over traditional tea (Saiko enjoyers speak up if there's evidence otherwise though lol)

Teruhashi Kokomi: Perfect pretty girl who is a perfect & traditional Japanese beauty

Mera Chisato: she eat the leaves after

Kuboyasu Aren: extremely traditional Japanese, gangster edition. I'm assuming yakuza drink tea...

Saiki Kusuke: nuff said

Toritsuka Reita: toxic gamer who hates all the monk stuff

Rifuta Imu: she'll slam back a few monsters to get her celebrity stalking reporting duties done and also she gives romance game otaku vibes

Akechi Touma: hydration is very important

Hairo Kineshi: jock who would never cheat with energy drinks but should probably look into electrolytes

Suzumiya Hii: after getting so many drinks spilled onto her, she prefers water because it's the least problematic to deal with on her clothes

Nendo Riki: Baron Cola stan

Iridatsu Yuuta: susceptible to advertisements

Kaido Shun: He wants to drink monster like the cool kids so bad but his mom won't let the stuff in the house (because she herself used to slam monsters when she was a career woman and doesn't want her kids getting into the habit)

Fantastic question, @tiredaalienn!

Team Coffee

Saiki Kusuo

Aiura Mikoto

Saiko Metori

Team Tea

Teruhashi Kokomi

Mera Chisato

Kuboyasu Aren

Team Monster Energy

Saiki Kusuke

Toritsuka Reita

Rifuta Imu

Team Water

Akechi Touma

Hairo Kineshi

Suzumiya Hii

Team Cider Soda

Nendo Riki

Iridatsu Yuuta

Kaido Shun

[anonymousewrites]

A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 2) Prologue

Saiki Kusuo x Reader

Prologue: Relationship

Summary: Saiki reintroduces us to the cast.

Quick Key:

“Hello” -Saiki speaking telepathically

Hello -Saiki thinking

“Hello” -regular people speaking out loud, Saiki speaking with telepathy

Hello -regular people thinking

Mouse Note: We're back! Just a cute reintroduction to characters and our beloved pair, but we are back. Updates will be Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays unless I fall behind or have to take a break, which is unlikely. And without further ado, welcome back to A Not-So-Disastrous Romance! It's such a fun story, and we've got a ton of fun moments going on this book. Please comment your thoughts, it helps me continue to write, and I love hearing your thoughts! 

            Saiki sighed in irritation as every single one of his bothers at school (aka “friends”) were reintroduced (even if only a week had passed since his birthday party). He really didn’t need the crowd. He could have made it extremely quick. For example:

            Himself, Kusuo Saiki: psychic who has uncontrollably powerful abilities, loves coffee jelly

            His mother: kind and considerate, loves her husband

            His father: the annoying parent, loves his wife

            Nendou: idiot, his mind can’t be read

            Kaidou: believes/pretends he’s some anime protagonist, stupid

            Kuboyasu: former delinquent

            Toritsuka: pervert, medium, a nuisance

            Hairo: way too intense

            Yumehara: wants more screentime, has a crush on Kaidou (bad judgement)

            Teruhashi: prettiest girl alive according to most people, has a crush on Saiki (not good)

            Mera: hungry

            Saiko: rich

            That was all the annoying people in his life that people had to meet.

            “Hey, Kusuo!”

            Now for someone Saiki was fond of. Really, more than fond of. Saiki turned in his seat to face the final person entering the classroom. They were a pure ray of sunshine with a smile to match, and Saiki found himself far more willing to put up with his bothers so long as they were there.

            (Y/N): Saiki’s significant other, his favorite person, angel, amazing cook/confectioner, wears germanium earrings that mean he can’t hear their thoughts, ray of sunshine, the only person Saiki is ever excited to be around, protects Saiki from bugs and bothers, etc. (Saiki could go on for a while)

            “Hello, (Y/N),” said Saiki.

            Thankfully, as he turned to address (Y/N), the rest of the Saiki K cast meandered away, having gotten their time in the spotlight.

            “So, have you recovered from your party?” asked (Y/N). They grinned and laughed. “I know crowds aren’t your thing.”

            “It wasn’t as terrible as it could have been,” said Saiki. You were there. And that was the day they had admitted they liked one another and decided to start dating.

            (Y/N) just smiled at Saiki. They didn’t need him to say that he was glad they had been present; they could read him well enough. He was their boyfriend, after all. (Saiki was their boyfriend. Boyfriend! (Y/N) still couldn’t believe it and was positively giddy)

            “Well, it’s not like you’ll have to deal with another party for a while,” said (Y/N). “And I’ll keep your actual birthday more low-key.”

            Saiki deadpanned. He doubted that. He never had luck with these things; he knew he’d end up with a giant party where all his bothers (friends) followed him.

            “I’ll make sure you get coffee jelly, at least,” said (Y/N).

            Saiki perked up again. He could always count on (Y/N) to think of something for him.

            (Y/N) chuckled at his instant reaction. He was a total sucker for sweets, and they knew it.

            Saiki looked at them as they laughed, and his heart softened. He really didn’t deserve them.

            “I’m going to Café Mami after school,” said Saiki. “They have a promotion.”

            “For coffee jelly?” said (Y/N). Saiki nodded. “I’ll go with you.” Saiki mentioning it was his way of asking them to go.

            And, hey, (Y/N) wasn’t going to say no to a date with their boyfriend.

            I still can’t believe it.

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            Saiki and (Y/N) both let out a pleased hum as they took a bit of their coffee jellies. Café Mami was delicious as always, and since they already went their together before they were dating, it wasn’t strange for them to still be seen together, just the two of them.

            Together, Saiki and (Y/N) had decided to keep their relationship lowkey. First, none of their friends were…calm, for lack of a better word (others would include: discreet, normal, not-embarrassing). Second, some of the people they knew would make some problems (see Teruhashi and her crush on Saiki while being friends with (Y/N)). Third, Saiki and (Y/N) didn’t really care about people knowing their business. It didn’t feel necessary.

            So, for now, they weren’t going around announcing to people that they were dating. But that was alright. Saiki and (Y/N) had each other. That was all they needed.

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[bestbonnist]

The special illustrations for episodes 11-20.

[alphaofdarkness]

Aww thank you for the tagging @black-cat-babe 😊 been ages since I’ve done these:

Atsushi Nakajima, Bungou Stray Dogs

Mikasa Ackerman, Attack on Titan

Sabine Wren, Star Wars

Hairo Rich, To Your Eternity

Mumble, Happy Feet

Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games

Pidge Gunderson/Katie Holt, Voltron Legendary Defender

Susan Pevensie, The Chronicles of Narnia

Michonne Grimes and/or Clementine too 🥺, The Walking Dead

Rika Nonaka, Digimon

Ah, my laziness to tag people (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) okay any of my followers who see this, please participate if you would like! This was really fun to do! 😊

List your 10 favorite characters from 10 different Fandoms, then tag 10 people!

Thanks for the tag, @mystical-salamander!

1. Garazeb Orrelios, Star Wars

2. Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

3. Starscream, Transformers

4. Shadow the Hegehog, Sonic the Hedgehog

5. Castiel, Supernatural

6. Blitzø, Helluva Boss

7. Fox McCloud, Starfox

8. Shawn Spencer, Psych

Can't think of any more 😅

Tags: @seth-shitposts @heart-0f-a-rebel16 @lost-in-derry @birdsandbeetlesandmoths and anybody else who wants to do this!

[mantareys]

Tommorow im gonna drop a +1000 word Kahaku character analysis but you can have this for now

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For thoes who dont own the physical manga there are headshots of the main characters at the beginning of each edition and I just think the difference between vol 11 Hairo and vol 14 Hairo is funny

[alphasmoonlit-selfships]

Some future era shenanigans 🤍 I’m really loving the take on the most rest chapters concerning the future era! I like the dynamic of the immortal army and the new characters Doll and Kanitaro! I had a humorous thought after her little comment to Hairo as Eko showed her their little base home.

I’ve had a lot of thought on Dany’s outfit change and appearance during this arc and am still playing around with it. Though, thus far her under clothing is a tank top and comfortable pants she can move around in (more comfortable in her skin than she was in the past and early chapters of the modern arc). I’ve had an interesting take on giving her an upgraded headband that works to muffle intense sounds that would be distressing to her. Adjusting to her surroundings and her hyper senses.

Also revealing the muscles in her arms from using her archery skills 😌 she’s always had them, I’ve just never drawn her outside of her past arc outfit~

Last doodle of Ligard and Nightfall taking a nice nap after rescuing Kai and Eko~