#Hades is gonna have fun with that asshole lol

[cheeseburger443]

Could you draw Frollo having a religious panic attack infront of Hades?

He's about to piss his pants for sure 👁️👄👁️

[bookwormbynight]

please tell about your lawlight hades and persephone au 👀

Oh boy here we go lol.

Alright so its title was "Seasons Don't Fear the Reaper". The cast went like this:

Persephone (goddess of spring) - Light. He doesn't know his actual parents, probably gods, but honestly he could have also just been another instance of castrated-testicles-fall-into-the-sea-and-make-a-hot-person, fuck knows. Aphrodite found a very pretty baby and adopted him. He cultivates gardens because he connects better with plants than people, likes to experiment with it, and he's not really ever let out of the house, so he doesn't have anything better to do.

Hades (king of the underworld) - L. He's the king of the underworld by technicality, but he actually devotes himself to and is seen as the god of posthumous justice, because he likes to spend his time unwinding murders back to the living for fun. I'll talk more about underworld worldbuilding in a hot second. Also, L grabs Light because the Oracle said that Light was the one, and L was like “fuck it, he’s hot”. There’s really no feelings on either side at first.

Aphrodite (goddess of beauty, love, sex) - Misa. If you know Aphrodite myths, enough said.

Charon (guide into the underworld across the river Styx) - Watari. I haven't thought about him too much, I just want him there.

Thanatos (personification of death, god of the dying) - Ryuk. He's going to be Light's first friend in the underworld, because Light isn't gonna like L very much at first lmao. He's also the one who tells Light about The Rule.

I don't have a solid plot but here are some bullet points I got going for me:

Light hangs out with mother-approved naiad friends at the base of a waterfall for a bit, until he manages to slip away thanks to an intense storm. Unfortunately for his bid for independence, he gets entranced by a red tulip (plucked) in his path, and stops to examine it. From where the flower left the ground, a hole opens up, until it’s wide enough for L to fly out, scoop Light up, and drag him down to the Underworld.

Misa comes back to collect Light, and discovers that he’s disappeared. She flies into a horrible rage and turns all the naiads into sirens as punishment. You bet your ass she throws a tantrum and murders some nymphs and shit. Also she makes the entire animal kingdom infertile out of spite (she calls it mourning).

Light gets to hold Ryuk’s death scythe bc That Image (he has a fleeting thought to just fuckin take it and run)

A scene where Ryuk is eating apples in the garden, (talks about human world apples being better but), Light reaches for one, and then the exposition about the rule with underworld garden fruit (i.e. it binds you to the place) bc Ryuk is an asshole but a good frien :)

A scene where we acknowledge the fact that humans are using the nickname "L" to avoid calling the death god’s attention by using his true name… L (“what is L short for, anyway?” and L just gets the most shit-eating fucking grin because humans really fucked that one up and he thinks it's HILARIOUS). This is rooted in superstition that actually surrounded Hades and Persephone at the time the myths were formed.

Anyway Earth's going to shit because Duh, and Zeus (just called the King, only ever going to be mentioned and the reader will never see him) finally relents to what he views as Misa's temper tantrum, because sacrifices have stopped, and humans are panicking because no babies are being born and neither are any of the animals they work with. I'm thinking maybe after 7 months, because that's approximately how long Light and L interacted face-to-face total in canon. The King tells L to give Light the fuck back. L does not tell Light anything about any of this.

L discusses a plan with Watari after a week or so of keeping it from Light (Zeus is coming to get Light that day) - Light was eavesdropping. Obviously, this is an asshole move so Light fuckin socks L across the face, especially since they had been kind of falling in love yotsuba--arc stockholm-syndrome style, so it feels like betrayal even though it's not at all surprising.

MY FUCKING NOTES-- ONE LITERALLY SAYS "Rain scene(?) Can it rain in the Underworld??". I've decided yes it can because I need that. Another one says "When Light first got brought there his whole scheme was just to escap but oh nos! It backfired!" 😭 help

Light weighs his options while in a garden, realizes he doesn’t want to leave anyway, and remembers the foreshadowed thing Ryuk said about food grown in the underworld (L didn’t know about this rule - it’s Ryuk that’s the crazy fuck bringing non-dead souls into the underworld and vice versa, just because L doesn't leave the house enough to think of that). He plucks a pomegranate, eats some, and goes to L and demands that they bring him to Zeus when Zeus comes.

The Underworld:

Souls don’t go on living after death - that defeats the purpose of death. The underworld, or the land of the dead, just stores the souls, which would be everything that made up an individual, but the souls can’t be conscious or anything without a body because that’s the other half of what makes a person. Maybe the souls should be like dim little stars? According to this one website I found, souls supposedly went down there to slowly fade into nothingness. I guess they would disappear when there is nothing tethering them to the Earth any longer. Coco-style.

The underworld is also supposed to be UNDER the earth, but it also seems to be imagined in the modern day as vast, with high high high ceilings and lots of mist at the top ig, although it’s dark and shadowy.

THE FUCKING FLOWERS hoo boy are you ready for this shit I spent fucking ages researching flowers I could draw upon within the story because Light is a flower boy and then used NONE OF THEM because THIS is what made me lose passion about this thing but here you are:

Anemone (red) - tragic love (sprung from Aphrodite’s tears mixed with Adonis’s blood as she tried and failed to save his life)

Baby’s Breath - everlasting love, or new beginnings (really good for weddings and births)

Basil - murderous intentions, or romantic intentions (apparently it started as a symbol of hate in Greece because the name recalled a literal monster, implicitly cursing the Basilisk upon the person you sent it to, and then morphed into a declaration of an intent to marry in Victorian England - an enemies to lovers arc if I’ve ever seen one)

Belladonna - silence, death, poison

Blackthorn Blossom - this plant made up Jesus’s thorn crown, but the flowers are gorgeous

Camellia (red) - honorable death, or eternal love

Carnation (pink) - heartfelt gratitude and motherly love (given on Mother’s Day in the West)

Carnation (red) - love (common Mother’s Day gift in Japan but romantic in the West)

Cherry Blossom - rebirth, renewal, spring

Chrysanthemum (white) - death, mourning, grief, devotion, loyalty (funeral flower, especially for those who died young)

Daffodil - prosperity, or rebirth and spring, or regard and esteem (also called the narcissus)

Daisy - childhood, innocence

Hibiscus (red) - love, delicate beauty, brief existence (withers within a day of blooming)

Orchid - fertility, elegance, charm, beauty

Poppy - consolation, eternal sleep, peace in death

Rampion - the German word for the plant is ‘rapunzel’

Rose (red) - romantic love, desire

Rose (white) - innocence, virtue, purity

Spider Lily - final goodbye, death, funerals

Do you have any idea how much fucking time it took me to research these goddamn flowers fuck you Persephone and fuck you Light

Tulip (red) - a love confession, passionate love (apparently created from the blood of a Romeo-esq dude in Persia who committed suicide when he falsely believed his beloved had died)

Violet - watchfulness, modesty (created by Artemis to protect her nymph from Apollo’s advances)

[were-wolverine]

percy jackson ep2 live reaction

annabeth being a little creep i love her

fun fact i learned at the pjo NYCC panel: the most grueling part of the show production was making the camp half-blood shirts. they all had to be a specific shade of orange and there had to be a LOT cuz all the campers wear them consistently

very much angsty tween energy

ITS SOOO PRETTYYYYYYYYYY

i love the big house’s design

grover’s little *clop clop clop* hehe

“your highness” book!percy wouldn’t be caught dead saying that shit but it’s still funny cuz i KNOW as soon as he learns more abt the gods all that respect is out the window. book!percy is just a little asshole from the start

Mr D is fucking perfect casting

godDAMN chiron is tall asf

also i fr did not know brunner was pronounced like that

mr d actually being kinda nice to grover??

ITS SO COOL I WANNA GO TO CAMP THERE

riptide my bbg

i need a close up of the inside and outside of all the cabins immediately

Hermes cabin 💪💪💪

there’s a fire pit IN the cabin?? that seems like a hazard. but also magic and it’s fucking cool so

the complete non-reaction to percy’s introduction now vs how people will eventually react to hearing his name is kinda wild

they really did not give this poor boy any time to grieve his mom huh

LUKE

poor percy, his first reaction to being approached is to be defensive :(

CHB necklace!!!!

o shit that scared me. hello wood nymph. is this his mom??? idk how satyrs are born

the tiger shirt 💀

LIKE AN OLD BANANA HGHDGDGDGD

grover :( ur a good friend bb

dream time woooooo. OH THE VOICE IS KRONOS i forgor

“glory” ok nerd

luke really has a whole posse following him around lmao

IS THAT THE LESBIAN FLAG ON CLARISSE’S NECKLACE???

nvm they all have them in that order….

i love that percy has just had that leather necklace from the very start of the show. in preparation for the camp beads :,)

aaaaaaaa a character in a wheelchair that’s so cool!!!!!

no one’s even gonna show him how to use the bow???

this boy is gonna destroy the camp i love him

BRO DID NOT GET THE JOKE AND I FEEL SO SEEN. YES THERES A GREEK GOD OF DISAPPOINTMENT

oh my god i’m gonna cry. percy praying to sally is my favorite change they made in the whole show

“like, real friends” crying luke how dare you betray this sweet darling boy

YOU TELL HIM PERCY!! get his ass

“hey guys! 😃 🤚 can’t sleep huh?” ilysm percy

“do you think you’re special?” oh boy clarisse do you have a big surprise coming. also percy didn’t even tell anyone abt the minotaur that was grover

okay i liked this cgi way better than nancy bobofit’s takedown

annabeth stalker behavior i love you. SHE ADMITS IT TOO I LOVE HERRRE

“annabeth sees the world differently” yeah she’s autistic with a genius iq

sobbing. “she’s my little sister”. pain. the betrayal is gonna hurt so much more

th-alia ??? hm

“until zeus broke the pact” hades, hiding his kids from the 1940s in the lotus hotel: yeah zeus was the one to break it first, obviously

i can’t wait to see who they cast as thalia

“let it rip” i see what you did there 👀 my mind went right to beyblade tho lol

their shields lowkey look like the nightwing symbol :3

SUNSHINE ADDSHFJFHDG

god this set is so fucking cool

cringefail loserboy rizz

THE HAT!!!!!!!!!!!

“he’ll be ready, i know it” *cuts to percy flossing* i love this dumbass so much

lizard :D

exceptional depiction of adhd ty rick

bro really just gave away the location of the flag with no hesitation lol

OH SHIT THAT WAS COOL! the roll into picking up the shield? smooth asf!!!

how tf did the spear even break isn’t it made of like magic metal

she really used him as bait lmao. *pushes him into the water* she’s just testing a hypothesis!!

holy shit the cabin is so cool. kinda spooky tho. i hate to say it but i like the movie version better

“what 😃”

damn they really just blame everything on hades huh. poor guy. i’d hate my siblings too if they gave me a shitty job and made me the scapegoat for a bunch of stuff

why tf is chiron wearing a suit. why.

“i’m sally jackson’s son” YES YOU ARE KING

grover you’re the best ily. chiron you’re giving way too much dumbledore energy i hate it

[khaire-traveler]

hey! just wanna know, how do you feel about hellenism related media? do you like something?

Hey, Nonny, thanks for the ask! I appreciate that you're curious about my opinion.

Personally, I don't engage with modern media about the gods much. I've had people tell me about it, and I've read about it, but there's a lot of stuff out there that I haven't really interacted with. I try not to be too judgemental, although I used to be a lot more critical of how modern media depicts the gods, but it's still not something I often enjoy. As a worshipper, my opinion is always bound to be biased, but I try my best to judge modern media for its story-telling rather than its accuracy (although that doesn't always happen, if I feel the depictions are egregious enough).

Below, I'll state my thoughts and opinions on the media I have interacted with (or at least have heard extensively about which is the case for Percy Jackson, as I haven't read the books).

I did like the Hades game! I felt it was really fun to play through, and as a game, it kept me engaged. I genuinely had fun with the game mechanics and the relationships you can build with other characters. It has its flaws, but so does every game. I've recently heard some grumbling about the way it depicts Greek mythology, but honestly, I think that if people are basing all of their knowledge of Greek mythology on a video game, it's up to natural selection at that point (this is a joke).

Along with Hades, I did find myself enjoying Immortals: Fenyx Rising. I was surprised with how similar the gameplay was to Genshin Impact, actually, but I'm not gonna talk about that lol. Fenyx isn't as widely known, but the way it handles Greek mythology is adequate and intriguing. The characters are pretty fun, and I enjoyed helping them in their main quest. The twist at the end (I will not spoil it) rubbed me kind of the wrong way, but I understood that it's just a game trying to tell a story, you know? It was fun, engaging, and interesting. Oh, and the monsters were pretty cool! I loved how they included monsters that you wouldn't really expect to see. The Hydra was a bit underwhelming to me, though.

Then there's the God of War series. Listen, I LOVED the recent additions to God of War that centered on the Norse pantheon - beautiful graphics, interesting story-telling, and a fun use of the mythology - but the original games that take place in Greece kind of bothered me. Mostly, yes, it was the representation of the gods. The way pretty much all of them were villainized (and the way they did Hermes so, so dirty, imo 💀) was a bit comical and strange to me. It felt like it lacked nuance to their characters (even Aphrodite was kind of there for one main "purpose" if you catch my drift). I also wasn't too big on the character designs of all the gods. Some were interesting, but others didn't land for me (mostly Hermes; he looks like he should be Apollo or Helios, and I just don't understand what they were trying to do with his design). Overall, it's a VERY fun series, but I find myself not being able to enjoy the original games as much because of their depictions of the gods.

Other forms of media (that are more popular), however, aren't really my thing. Percy Jackson isn't something I'm too big on. It plays into a lot of harmful tropes about the gods, and unfortunately, I've had some bad experiences with the more disrespectful side of the fandom. Not every PJO fan is an asshole, though (most aren't), which is extremely important to keep in mind (I see a lot of hate in the HelPol community towards them sometimes, so that's why I say that). I felt the plots were creative, for sure, but I didn't like the way Rick handled some topics or the way he sort of twisted the mythology for his own purposes. Like, some of these major plots throughout the series are absolutely bizarre; they make certain gods out to be massive assholes, tbh. Also, I didn't like the way Rick stated that the Greek gods "left the dangerous Mediterranean"; it just felt like a really weird and uncomfortable way to refer to Greece. I think if Percy Jackson brings new people into HelPol, then that's great, but people definitely shouldn't base their knowledge of Greek mythology on the books which is something I've unfortunately seen happen. If you enjoy the series, that's cool; it's just not my cup of tea, personally.

I think the one piece of modern media about the gods that I genuinely hate - and I really do mean hate - is Lore Olympus. That shit has harmed even the pagan community which is kind of wild. I've literally had people call me an "Apollo sympathizer" for worshipping a god who is NOTHING like the damn comic. It is an extremely disrespectful representation of the gods and mythology, and it's something that gets under my skin quite a lot. And honestly, it doesn't need to happen with the Greek gods. If you took the characters out of the setting they're in and placed them somewhere else, it wouldn't really change much, in my opinion; the Greek mythology part of it is really just used for the dramatics. It doesn't have much to do with Greek mythology besides just wanting to make Persephone and Hades the main focus. I have other complaints about it, but I will save my Lore Olympus critique for another day lol. I could go on forever about what bothers me.

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I hope this answered your question thoroughly! Feel free to ask more if you're curious about anything else. Have a great day/night. ☺️🧡

[andiwriteordie]

OK HI I’M BACK I HAD TO TABLE THIS WHILE I WAS AT WORK BUT I’M BACK. LONG REPLY AHEAD.

so two different things: 1) i once went insane after rick announced he was gonna drop a new book with the og trio, and i wrote a stranger things/pjo au where mike was percy and will was annabeth. no i don’t think mike’s a poseidon kid or will’s an athena kid. yes i do think they’re so freaking percabeth coded and would write like 100 different snippets again with them in this au. 

2) i’m assuming your questions are related to “what godly parent would everyone be” and i LOVE THIS QUESTION EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THEM (... mostly just el actually) I AM IFFY ON. i answered this like months ago when i wrote a byler fic that was inspired by percabeth’s arc in mark of athena, so i’m gonna. find that and add on to my answers.

El - Ok, tbh, she's probably the hardest of the kids to nail down, so I'm gonna go with the easiest answer and say Jupiter (not Zeus, idk El gives me Roman vibes and I can't explain it) because it lines up most to her powers. Character-wise, I think she's similar to Bianca di Angelo though, so I suppose maybe Hades could be a fun alt if we're ignoring her powers?

Mike and Nancy - Athena. Such Athena know-it-alls, and I love them for it. it’s just like... the wheelers are so smart. i swear if they actually got to interact they would be able to just figure everything out in the show. so basically, Athena made two brain babies with the beautiful Karen Wheeler because who needs Ted anyways.

Will and Jonathan - Apollo. Isn't is obvious? Art? Music? Yeah. Such Apollo kids. Also will and the light imagery with apollo being the god of the sun??? crying forever and ever, alright? Lonnie is the asshole stepfather.

Lucas and Erica - Nike. These two are just the best and radiate such competitive, go-getter energy. Big Nike vibes! alternatively? they also give me such poseidon vibes. lucas in particular feels like the ocean—a bit reckless at times, but then also calm and steady at other times. learns to adapt, but then in turn can also escalate a situation very quickly? something something like that. 

Dustin - Hephaestus, because Dustin's great with science-y/building type of things and is incredibly smart, which gives me Hephaestus vibes. like dustin’s just a little genius. he’d absolutely be a Hephaestus kid. 

Max - Ares/Mars. El needs another Roman camper with her, so let's go with Mars. Max just gives off those "don't fuck with me" vibes obviously, and I think her strength and resilience shown in S4 also gives huge Ares/Mars vibes. Billy is her half-brother on her godly parent's side, except he got all the bad qualities of their dad.

Steve - Hermes, for sure. Part of me wants Hermes!kid Dustin and Steve for the brother moments. something something, maybe dustin ends up in the unclaimed /hermes cabin for a while and steve is the counselor? and they bond that way, and steve is actually just really bummed whenever dustin leaves him? Robin - Apollo probably. She's in band and has that same kind of warmth that I feel like Apollo kids have, ya know? Also, I suppose that makes her half-sibs with the Byers which I fullsend support.

Eddie - Honestly, either an Apollo kid too OR he's some poor mortal who can see through the Mist and gets dragged along by the Fruity Four into this chaos.

Argyle - part of me wants to say Demeter because you cannot tell me the Demeter kids wouldn’t be growing weed. but Argyle ALSO gives me the vibes of a poor mortal that Jonathan picked up and decided to drag on a quest (isn’t that essentially the california plot lol?)

Andi, I need you to know that I deeply admire your work and dedication BUT YOU'VE INFESTED ME MY BRAIN IS ROTTEN. YOU HAVE OPENED THE GATES FOR NEW AUs AND NOW IM PUTTING TOGETHER A DOC FOR PJOGATES AND ALSO TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH ATLAGATES

Love you though 🫂

NICO ILY TOO

okay did i make this up or did you tag me or reply to something asking about my thoughts on PJO? i feel like i saw it while i was scrolling at work for a menty health break, and i was like "OH I'LL RESPOND LATER!" and then. i. forgot to.

because i have so many thoughts on pjo as well. atla/pjo are my two dormant hyperfixations that at any time can be called back into action and can take over my brain (as evidenced by atla gate) so we are in DANGEROUS TERRITORY HERE MY FRIEND

[northernscruffycat]

003 - an OC of yours of your choice you wanna talk about :D

I mean... obviously I'm gonna pick Momus

How I feel about this character: I still kind of can't believe Momus happened? I write this same asshole in every fandom I'm in, so when I needed two villains for a Hades fic I was writing, I ended up going with "smug bastard twink" again for one of them. Originally, I'd had some ideas to use Momus and his twin sister Oizys in a modern day fic, with the two of them acting as guides for Zagreus when he visited the surface. But I much prefer the idea I went for with using Momus as a villainous sidekick for Heracles. The idea behind Momus in the fic he first appears in was to have a villain to counter Theseus - someone who would become stronger by drawing power from Theseus's own insecurities, thus forcing Theseus to deal with these issues. Making Momus more insecure than Theseus himself seemed like a natural progression and with Momus being the God of Criticism and Mockery (amongst other things), giving him a crush on Heracles, the most overrated Greek hero of all, seemed like an amusing addition as well. But then the folks reading the fic had such a strong reaction to Momus - it gave me life every time someone told me they hated him or loved to hate him, because that meant I was doing my job right. After that, I found that I was paying more attention to Momus and that his antics were the highlight for many readers, even more than the canon characters themselves, which I've never had happen with an OC before. Needless to say, I love Momus a lot and will probably keep writing him for as long as folks want to see him.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Heracles, ofc! But I also like shipping him with Theseus and Zagreus in the context of the various fics he's appeared in. In the RPs that I play Momus in, I also ship him with Icarus, Morpheus (in this version, Morpheus isn't Pasithea & Hypnos's son lol) and Eros. In general, I also think shipping him with Dionysus would be fun. I'll ship Momus with a lot of characters, really.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Momus & Pasithea!

My unpopular opinion about this character: Can you have an unpopular opinion about your own OC?

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: That's the magic of him - anything I want to happen to him, I can simply write to make happen.

my het ship: No het ships for Momus. I went back and forth a bit at first, but while I usually default to making my OCs bisexual, Momus is the one time that I'm like "actually, this one is gay". He doesn't realise that himself yet, though.

my fem/slash ship: I mean, all of the ships listed above. If I was gonna crossover ship him it'd be Momus x Thor or Momus x Loki lmao

my OTP: Momus x Heracles

my OT3: Momus x Heracles x Morpheus x Icarus

a head cannon fact: Momus and Oizys were identical twins when they were first created by Nyx and were both genderless back then. But as they each got older, they grew into their separate roles and decided on a gender identity they preferred, as well as coming to have appearances that were completely different from one another.

[diangeloyoyok]

my review on pjo movies

first up with have The Lighting Thief obviously

 Poseidon’s entrance lowkey kinda fire but high key weird

‘it’s been many years’ didn’t y’all just have that winter solstice party together ???

‘if your son if the thief i will send him to the pits of tartarus’ ouch that hurt ngl

logan lerman 🥺

he would’ve been such a good percy if they did the movies when he was younger IDC IDC IDC

i stan black grover and just grover overall

i wish we got to see my bitch nancy

sally and percy sallY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY

gabe to me is just *hmm* perfect in this movie, he’s not as mean in the movies but he’s still an asshole ehehehe

i love Chiron actor i think it’s very accurate

also wtf chiron is bros with the big three lols 😹

y’all know jenna davis?- that’s who the girl who plays ms dodd’s looks like

so they just gonna ignore him and tak ab him while he’s RIGJT. THERE.

‘This is a pen. This is a pen.’

‘Are you guys crazy? This is a pen man!’

the scene with gabe makes me uncomfy bc percy says in the book gabe never hits percy in front of sally but ok 😗✌️

leaving percy was the *mOST* difficult thing poseidon *the GOD of water* has ever done wow percy is that cool

‘You’re half donkey?!”

i am da wittlest minotaur 😳✨🙈

such a subtle entrance to the camp love it

why y’all give percy the pen before he supposed to be a badass and rip the horn off wjth his hands but ig

wait so in this dumbass movie percy doesn’t even do anything to get the horn goodbye

i’m still very pissed that they took the scene of annabeth sayjng ‘you drool when you sleep’ but it’s fine i’m NOT fine

why is no one wearing camp shirts 🤬

they may be wrong but i didnt know it was ‘brUnner’ not ‘brUNner’

it’s kinda cute how when percy first sees annabeth he’s like ‘ooouuu who’s that name now 😌😏”

brown haired blue eyed looking ass BITCH

‘A real horses ass’ laughed a LITTLE

so the poseidon cabin is just *THAT* open poor percy no privacy

oh wait wth they already know his daddy poseidon 🤨

like everyone just knew ????

when did percy get new clothes the fuck

why did everyone laugh and shake their heads when chiron introduced percy what whores

omg luke 🥺

i know everyone knows this but it’s *SOOOOOOOOO* unrealistic annabeth and luke aren’t on the same team. like i’m pretty sure in the first book annabeth said they had a permanent allies type thing with the hermes cabin

‘that’s a sword! that’s a sword’ aw baby luke why’d you have to be evil 🙁🤚

where the FUCK did that bitch tryna be annabae come from

she realky said ‘i love trees🌲☺️❤️’

why does annabeth act like clarisse during capture the flag

also the fuCK WHERE MY BABY CLARISSE

why are there like actual 30 yr olds at camp

luke was so excited when he saw percy get up he said ‘omg no way✨’

so suddenly percy just knows sword play 😀

and deFEATS ANNABETH WE ALL KNOW HE CANT EVEN DO THAT NOW

y’all red heads a bunch of babies

i already know it’s coming

shit no

i hate it

i hate it so much

already ew’d out

‘i definitely have strong feelings for you, i just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet.’

‘well you let me know when you figure it out’

‘you’ll be the first’

why they just drinking nectar for fun?? like bruh you tryna die or sum

after that i can’t watch anymore tonight

it’s been like 3 weeks but let’s not talk about that

i’m not even gonna comment on the campfire scene anymore my god

i like how in movies everyone is like “omg the underworld so scary percy you can’t go that’s so dangerous you will DIE”

and in the books they’re like “yeah it’s dangerous but whateva you 12 yr olds have fun down there bring me a souvenir!!”

why does luke have?? video?? games?? in?? his?? cabin??

WAIT LIKE A WHOLE ASS TECHNOLOGY SETUP WHAT

why is luke the only one in his cabin like where’s the stolls and chris 😳

you mean to tell me luke broke into hermes house just for like funzies and to steal shit?

sounds like travis and connor but ok✨

what the fuck even is the whole pearl plot

i don’t even wanna talk about the medusa scene

percy has an ipod 🤡

“i’ve only been in the outside world a few times” did you fucking practice driving those few times or WHAT

if percy could actually heal people with water wowie imagine how useful

why did percy bring swimming trunks on a quest

can this brown haired bitch shut up already

sally never took gabes last name excuse you 🤣

ofc it’s fucking fox news giving us that bullshit info on sally

they in nashville wee-doggie 🤠

‘hey it’s your mom’ obviously dumbass she has eyes

so they hid in the potty room for like 5 hours? huh

yeah let’s jus facetime lukey real quick 🥰

silly boy percy

“how flipping awesome was that”

does percy even know he can bend water in the first book

that’s gonna be an unexplainable statue for the workers tmrw

lotus hotel baby

the only reason this movie is watchable

vegas be lookin kinda fresh i wannna go

i wanna stay at the lotus hotel this place looks sick asf

lotus flower treats yummy yum

here comes gaga 😮

why they laugjing so much

wonder if nico likes gaga

imagine like 10 yr old nico just straight vibing there

grover pulling out the dance movies yessir 🤩

“no❤️ percy don’t eat the flower”

why didn’t percy just like grab the flowers and throw them

OOOO KESHA WE LOVE TO SEE IT

TIKTOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT STOP NOW WOAHWOAHWOAH

i’m bored ✨

ooo skeletons

charon my queen 👑🥳

“we drowned in a bathtub, all three of us” 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

i wish that was in the movie

i wish a lot of things were in the movie hit that is high

we’re in the same boat in the very same boat

how do you get seasick in an elevator- BOAT?

the way to the underworld is over the styx it’s a river

i know, you show off chicks

sexist much? go make a splash

i’ll splash you

it’s like watching titian’s clash, they’ll kill each other it they’ll kiss if we’re lucky they’ll end up in an abyss

um

anyways✨

hades do be looking kinda cool tho

that’s a cool ring you got there hades

omg mommy sally 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

how did percy not notice the lightening bolt in the damn shield befORE???

“it’s luke shield he betrayed us”

damn she switched sides real fast

this phoney bitch why does she want power and a war sis go plant shit

i refuse to believe hades is abusive sorry sis you ain’t fooling me

god where’s Juniper when you need her

so no fight between percy and aries 🤡

instead we have lukey pukey

omh he’s the lightening thief i did not see that coming ong 😳

^^ me on twitter after it’s revealed on the percy jackson tv show

can this luke character chile

percy pulled a harry styles and said “i’m falling” 😔

i’m thE SON OF POSEIDON I NEVER ASKED TO BE BUT IM THE SON OF POSEIDON

“yeah, i think i am the son of poseidon”

okay 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

omG i goT bUtTerFliEs

how does s-dog jusy know how to get to olympus did y’all get freaky up there or

that’s actually kinda how i imagine olympus looking so

i guess

good job

maybe

what is this ant man why they so small

“i have no connection to poseidon”

p-dog looked kinda hurted 😳

as if zeus would ever compliment percy

has athena ever told annabeth *or any of her kids* i’m proud of you

“i need to speak with him” “just this once”

yet we got poseidon showing up once in awhile just to say hi

7 months? 😀

percy was 7 months old?

now i don’t remember much but i don’t think it was that long luv ❤️

“always”

i thought i was watching percy jackson not harry potter tf is up

sally and percy have my whole heart

g-man got his horns

chiron 🥺✨

missed my main hoe 😍

why are there so many fucking campers

there’s like 500

let’s take a chill pill shall we

annabeth and percy look like siblings in this

 incest 😳

they bouta fiGHTshe better have won

k well that’s it thank the gods 😘

i’ll be back in like 4 months to review sea of monsters i need a break of bullshit

OH ITS NOT OVER

it’s gabe

he pulled a demi

stone cold

stone cold

everyone will be happier without him

[minetteenfers]

Gonna sneak peak you all the first chapter of this novel I’m working on because I’m having too much fun with it. lol

Until I Found You Excerpt:(I don’t think I need to preface this, but it’s an adult romance novel. You’ve been warned. LOL)

Tags: ABO, primalkink, werewolves, werewolf/human romance, contemporary romance, cursing, drinking

Chapter 1: Thaniel

 I sat in my oxblood leather armchair in front of my stone fireplace, swirling my glass of whiskey in my hand.  I always liked to look presentable. I was the Alpha, the top man in my pack and I couldn’t look to be anything but. Not that I really took my title seriously. I didn’t ask to be cursed by a damn vexing woman. She had played me, dragged me in and made me fall until she could put something in my drink. Most of us are here because of some sort of magic. Some corrupted witches that decided to not play fair. Some might call them selkies or sirens, we just call them vexing women. And mine played me hard. 

I knew what my best attributes were and what my worst ones were, but it varied depending on the woman in my bed. One thing I knew for sure, I had a massive primal kink that could strangle a city. Most women found me to be terrifying, but a few were into it. It wasn’t my fault that I couldn’t control my urge to growl and pin a bitch to a bed. My urges to run my nose along their neck and take in their scent points behind their earlobes like a starved man that hadn’t partaken in his darkest vice. I craved it, needed it, but I wasn’t down for finding a mate. I enjoyed being alone. I enjoyed not having to worry about someone else. I just wanted to break my damn curse and not have to live this life. But everyone in this lifestyle knew one thing, there was no breaking it. Once a wolf? Always a wolf. You were a part of the pack until the day you were put in the damn ground like some forgotten sad soul. I was trapped. Trapped to become a wolf until the day I died and who knew how fucking long that would take.

 I cleared my throat and focused on the crackling fire. I had been told that I had to find an Omega soon, but I hadn’t come across one that I liked. I had been to many parties, all fancy, but I had never found her. I had never found the right mate, not that I wanted to. Like I said, I lived for being alone and fucking whatever and whoever my heart desired. Fuck the other shit.  

 Daniel Thate, my Beta best friend and right-hand man, had been giving me shit for years about it. It wasn’t like it was my fault that women were scared of me. Most of them that is.

I sighed and a corner of my lips curled up to showcase a fang as I brought my glass of whiskey to my lips, taking a long sip. My fangs ached to sink into a woman’s neck, but I wasn’t in the mood to hunt.

I honestly don’t know what it is about me that is so intimidating. I mean I am a tall man and I have broad shoulders, and maybe I am a bit overly muscular, but I am a good man. A damn fine man if you ask me. But sometimes the outside outweighed the inside. If I’m honest, I’m lonely. I want to settle down and have a few kids. I’m thirty and by now most of my friends have settled down with a couple kids under their belt. And all I have to say for thirty is a lavish home and this damn glass of whiskey that is currently in my hand. God damnit.

“Hey, are you heading to this party with me over at Evie’s?” Daniel barged into the room and pointed over his shoulder with his thumb.

He was slightly less muscular and shorter than I. His medium toned brown hair was pulled back in a high ponytail and his shirt was a crimson red. His black leather pants had crisscrossing leather along the sides of them and his black ankle boots were loose.

“I’m serious, man. You need to come out sometime. Evie has some hot friends. I’m sure you’ll find your Omega there.” Daniel smiled at me with this shit-eating grin that only showcased how hard he was trying to get my ass out there in the playing field with him, even though the damn bastard was taken.  I set my jaw and quietly growled as I brought my whiskey up to finish it. “C’mon man, don’t leave me hanging like last time…”

I sighed and threw my glass into the fire, causing it to flare up and shatter. I lacked all fucks at the moment. If he wanted me to go, fuck it, I’d go. I’d prove him wrong. No woman would really want to settle down with me. Fuck me? Sure. Settle down? Hell no. I was the type you took home to fuck, not bring home to your mother. I brought the black military styled boot that was resting on my thigh to the ground, as I grabbed onto the arms of the chair and pushed myself up to stand.

“Fuck it. You want me to go, I’ll go.” I walked out of the room and heard Daniel follow me out of the room.

“Thaniel. You’re gonna meet the right Omega. I’m telling you. Just give it time.” Daniel continued to follow me and while I loved the little shit, he annoyed me to death.

“I’m just going to humor you.” I sighed and got to my car, unlocking it with the key fob. “What club is it at?”

“Barbed Rose on Eve’s Street.” Daniel climbed into the passenger side and I slammed the car into gear. “You really think that no woman is gonna want that amazing body of yours? How many women you take home on the daily?”

I growled at him. It didn’t matter how many were in my damn bed. Not one single one wanted to fucking stay with my ass. It always ended in the girl leaving because I meant so little other than a quick railing.

“Who’s all going to be there?” I tried to focus on the road and not on my best friend, who was too excited for me to go to some party. I partially wondered if he had planned something for me there to surprise my ass. I hated surprises.

“Oh, ya know… the usual. Evie, Diane, Vix, Jason, Mike, Christian, more. The whole pack and their Chosens.” Daniel shrugged and I nearly slammed his face into the dash when I hit the break.

“Christian?” I hated him, absolutely despised the man. He was the biggest asshole of them all. One of those men that used women and felt they were his property.

“Chill. He won’t be trouble. He gave up on that years ago.” Daniel tried to calm me down, not that he could.

“To hell he won’t be. The man wreaks fucking trouble. Prove me wrong!” I shouted and pulled up to the valet parking at the club. “His ass so much as causes a scene among the human public so help me god.”

“Don’t worry, big shot. Jesus. Evie bought out the damn club. No humans will be within a twenty-mile radius tonight.” Daniel rolled his eyes at me and touched my forearm that wouldn’t stop flexing. The veins pressing against my skin about to bust.

“You better not be lying to me.” I growled through my clenched teeth, showing off my fangs and wolf-like golden eyes.

“Shit you not, man.” Daniel raised his hands in the air and my eyes shifted back to their normal warm brown color.

“I’m trusting you. One fuck up by Christian and I’m out.” I shoved my thumb over my shoulder with a jabbing motion.

That man was the worst Alpha to exist in our pack and I hated him with a fucking passion. The man could roast in fucking flames in the underworld with Hades for all I cared. He was sadistic and cruel. No bone in my body can appreciate a man that doesn’t appreciate a woman. Human or not.

I tossed my key to the valet and walked up to the club, adjusting my black silk button-down shirt’s rolled sleeves. I didn’t know why I had fucking decided to go here. Why did I want to be subjected to this? The bouncer at the front door was a friend of ours and Daniel fist bumped him before entering the joint. I gave the man a quick nod before getting engulfed by loud club music that bumped and vibrated off the walls.

“Sugar, you made it!” Evie ran up to her husband in six-inch heels that had my mind wandering how many surfaces they fucked on with them.

I shook my head and sighed, ignoring how my best friend gathered her up into his arms and made out with her like there was nothing better to do. Like I wasn’t in the damn room. I took my leave and made my way over to the bar, a place that I’d rather be. Drinking always made me feel better and made these parties more bearable.

I had barely gotten my beer in my hand before a hand clapped onto my back. I nearly spilled my drink as I jumped from the interaction with an unknown presence.

“Hey, how ya been, mate?” I recognized Jason’s voice with ease. He was from Australia and had been a resident for a few years now.

“Fine. Don’t you have something better to do than give me small talk?” I lifted my beer to my lips and took a swallow of it.

“Look, mate, I haven’t seen ya in ages. You don’t come out much.” He tapped the bar and ordered a dark lager.

“Not really my thing.” I shrugged and took another sip from my beer. It wasn’t as good as it could have been. I should have ordered something stronger.

“Yeah well, we missed ya.” Jason knocked his beer against mine before walking away.

It wasn’t until I heard a commotion behind me that I really cared about what was going on around me. I had barely even listened to Evie’s speech or to any of the other Omegas that had walked up to me. I was lost in my own thoughts about what I was even doing there. Why I was there. I could be sitting at home playing a game or watching TV.  But one thing I could not ignore was the sounds of a woman struggling behind me. It was then that I knew I was going to get my ass in trouble.

“Let go of me! I’m not some plaything to be had!” A female voice echoed past the crowd of people talking and drinking, filling my ears with her voice alone.

It wasn’t a tone that I wanted to hear tonight. It wasn’t even something I wanted to ever hear. It was a woman in distress and the voice that accompanied it was one that I really, really, hoped wouldn’t be connected to it.

“C’mon, baby girl, let me show you what a real Alpha can do. You don’t know what it’s really like until you been in bed with an Alpha male.”

Changed his old ways my ass. Christian Alpine, the one and only asshole. A man that closely resembled a damn monster rather than a man. He was no Alpha male; he was an abomination. A mistake that deserved to be cursed. He had practically begged for the damn bitch to curse him. No normal, decent human would beg for a vexed woman to curse them.

“I don’t want you. I didn’t even want to come to this damn thing. You dragged me here against my will like you- like you owned me!” The woman struggled and tugged on the chain that was connected to a metal collar around her neck.

I wasn’t having this shit. I could just walk out right now like I had planned. I told my fucking best friend I’d walk if Christian pulled this bullshit again, but he had told me he had changed. Lies! The man was right there, tugging a woman around by a fucking collar and leash against her will. He had defiled a beautiful thing. A collar was meant to be something special. Something that meant commitment in some cases. A sentiment of love and respect. A symbol of something more. Not what he was using it for.

I sniffed the air and one word fell into my mind. Human.

 Two of the songs on the playlist:

[d3adguyy]

ok so this headcanon/au list is weeks of me randomly writing down stuff. (i may make a list of some more uh... nsfw headcanons later on, but idk)

also, some of these aus are very dumb and unrealistic, but whatever, so

there is no beetlebabes shipping in this at all. don’t even try. the only shipping is charles/delia (do they have an official ship name?) and adam/barbara/beetlejuice, which is beetlelands and/or goldenrat!

(some of these are very unrealistic/basically just me projecting but this is my list and i’ll Do What I Want)

also, fuck formatting, i’m too lazy

- au where higher powered demons/ghouls have wings. naturally, beetlejuice has them and he is a fucking disaster. he knocks shit over, gets them caught on everything, and will knock people over. (somehow, they’re the only thing that’s actually clean)

- au in which the netherworld had a more lasting effect on lydia, and causes her to have sort of “fainting” spells (there’s a whole long and convoluted explanation but i’m too lazy to type it out.) since this is obviously bad for multiple reasons, beej turns into a “service” dog to help her at school (the fact that he knows lydia is being bullied may have influenced his decision)

- lydia and beetlejuice share one, very very damaged brain cell between them. they’re both smart in their own ways, but the second they try and solve something together? nothing. they usually end up almost going through with a stupid scheme until someone stops them last minute

- they may not have a dog, but (big) sandy the sandworm is just as happy to play fetch

- they also have a “girls” night once a week, in which they watch crappy horror movies, paint their nails, talk shit about people, and beetlejuice gushes complains about the maitlands

- bj can actually speak quite a few languages (he’s been around quite a long time, after all) however, he chooses to hide this fact until a time where he can a) freak someone out or b) show off

- bj follows lydia to school occasionally and will either make snide comments about the other students, or tell lydia what they’re doing on their phones (lydia sometimes hears things she wishes she had never known)

- lydia and beetlejuice stay “married”, but only in a convinient way (financial aid and tax benefits ftw, beetlebabes fuck off)

- beetlejuice plays the ukulele (as shown in the musical) and you can sometimes hear him playing on the roof (if he sees anyone listening he’ll immediately stop and go pink and disappear)

- bj and lydia go to pride every year, and Fuck Shit Up in a (mostly) legal way. once the maitlands figure out how to leave the house, they accompany them and let loose and join them in their chaos. delia eventually starts coming as well. charles stays home to preserve his sanity.

- beetlejuice figures out the maitlands can leave the house so long as they have a piece of it with them, and so makes them bracelets with wood from the house. they’re both extremely happy and grateful.

- beetlejuice and miss argentina are pals, and hung out together when beej used to spend all of his time in the underworld (he still pops by to visit her occasionally, and even helped her with the backlash/work after juno died)

- au where it’s now book of mormon, and lydia and bj are paired up for a mission. chaos ensues. (don’t ask me how this one would work, because i honestly don’t know.)

- lydia has a sleepover at her house with school friends. one of them brings a ouija board. beej and the maitlands decided to have time fun with it, and lydia tries not to crack up watching them.

- delia and beetlejuice are friends (bc they lowkey have a decent amnt in common ngl) and delia will occasionally join in on beej & lyds’ schemes

- delia treats beej like a son due to him acting like lydia’s crazy and feral (yet very loving and overprotective) older brother. charles doesn’t get it, but it makes her happy so he goes along with it.

- just like beej and lyds have “girls night”, delia, barbara, and beetlejuice have something similar where they drink wine, gossip about the neighborhood moms, and watch shitty reality tv and yell at the screen. charles tried to interrupt once and got a bottle of wine thrown at him (courtesy of delia)

- beetlejuice and lydia are Trans As Fuck (lydia’s lesbian and beej is pan) the maitlands are both bi, delia is pan and charles is Straight.

- souleater au where lydia is the meister and bj is her weapon

- beetlejuice has a love of all things circus. (he’s surprisingly good at trapeze, and not-so-surprisingly good at fire eating and breathing)

- beej has a big fat crush on the maitlands, but him being the emotionally stunted demon he is, has absolutely no idea how to express this

- the maitlands suspect that bj is crushing on them, but they aren’t completely sure (they still think he’s adorable, though)

- beej loves cuddling. that’s it, that’s the headcanon. he is a very touchy person (and not just in a perverted way.) he and lydia can be seen cuddling in bed binging horror movies, and bj is known to get comfy on the couch that is definitely not big enough for both him and the maitlands. (also, beej loves being the little spoon.)

- lydia and delia share a very niche interest in astrology, and it’s probably one of the only things they have in common. (delia still loves lydia and lydia loves her too, even if she would never admit it)

- au where lydia dies in some accident, and beetlejuice pulls a bunch of strings to make her a demon. he now has to train her to use her newly gained powers. (to make her a demon, they had to be related, so he adopts her as his younger sister)

- to mash together the au above and the wing au from the top of the list, one day lydia starts growing wings and beetlejuice couldn’t be prouder.

- the maitlands have really dumb (but cute) nicknames for beetlejuice (gummyworm, teddy bear, marshmallow, etc. they occasionally call him lawrence, which makes him melt.) lydia has borderline insulting nicknames for bj (trash man, hobo, stinky bastard, etc.) and charles and delia just call him random variations of his name (mr. juice, beetleman, mr. beetle, etc. they will use his full name if he does something too chaotic, and it’s then he knows to run)

(i just lost a bunch of headcanons and aus because tumblr unexpectedly closed :( i’m gonna try my best to re-write them all. i’m also grouping all the aus together before i re-write the headcanons, so get ready lol)

- pjo au!

• lydia is a daughter of persephone, and starts attending camp at age 12 (persephone doesn’t actually have a kid with charles, she just lends her magic to lydia’s mom in order for them to have a kid, as she actively was a worshipper of persephone, and that ends up making lydia a half blood.)

• beetlejuice was a son of hectate, but died after performing wayyyy too many rituals to increase his magic, and it eventually got too much to control and the strain killed him. he keeps his powers when he dies though. (he got banished from the underworld and was tied to a living soul for as long as they lived - it was lydia, so now they Fuck Shit Up together. hades regrets his choice of punishment.)

• barbara is a daughter of harmonia

• adam is a son of hephaestus

• delia is a legacy of eros

barbara and adam are instructors at camp halfblood (barbara teaching pottery and adam teaching woodworking)

they take lydia under their wing when they notice she doesn’t really have friends, and so they eventually meet beetlejuice (he has a Big Crush on them but refuses to do anything about it. for now.)

- hunger games au time! (at this point i’m just doing aus of all of the old young adult series i used to read)

• beetlejuice and lydia were the tributes chosen from district 12 (with beetlejuice volunteering to protect lydia during the games)

• their mentor is juno, who is an asshole and is utterly useless, as she doesn’t think they have any chance

• the maitlands are a couple that live in the capitol, even if they really don’t agree with the morals and lifestyle. they are huge sponsors for bj and lyds during the games.

• beej and lyds are the last ones standing, and after all the trouble that beetlejuice has made the capitol go through during the games, they decide it isn’t worth it to try and kill them, so they both win.

• the maitlands secretly take in both of them after the games

• charles flips houses and delia is an artist, they know about the maitlands and help keep the secret

- time for the divergent au nobody asked for!

• lydia was born erudite and transferred dauntless (she could’ve stayed erudite as well)

• beetlejuice was born dauntless and stayed (he did have an aptitude for amity, but he’ll take that to the grave)

• barbara was born erudite and transferred amity

• adam was born abnegation and transferred amity

• charles was born erudite and stayed

• delia was born amity and transferred erudite (she had aptitude for candor as well)

beej is lydia’s trainer when she joins dauntless, and they become inserperable during and after training. (lydia graduates top of her class - she would’ve despite beetlejuice, but it didn’t hurt to have him)

(taking some liberties here and making it so that factions can interact with each other outside of school and mandatory events, however intermarriage and dating between factions is a no no)

the maitlands find beetlejuice doing Stupid Shit in the woods near amity. this happens a few times, with bj and lyds running away each time, until they finally catch them and they all meet.

the maitlands take lyds under their wing, but don’t know what to think about beetlejuice (they secretly adore him, but won’t be telling him that anytime soon. bj has a Humongous Crush on them, and tells them. eventually. they end up dating despite the illegality of it)

the deetzes end up finding out about the dating, and keep it secret, even though hey aren’t particularly fond of beej. yet.

- and now time for a warrior cats au. time to bring up those repressed memories :)

(ok so again, more liberties, cats can choose to join another clan when they become apprentices, and the clans interact a lot more outside of meetings and battles. also the only one i have a warrior name for is beetlejuice, because his would literally just be Beetlejuice)

• beetlejuice was born a loner and eventually joined shadow clan as an apprentice

• lydia was born thunder clan and transferred to shadow clan, and was chosen to be a medicine cat

• barbara would be river clan and stay there

• adam would be thunder clan and transfer to river clan to be with barbs

• charles and delia were both born and stayed in thunder clan

beej is lyd’s mentor for non-medicine cat stuff (as shadow clan teaches their med cats to fight, and i feel like they would get all of the same training normal apprentices did, such as hunting)

lyds and the maitlands get along and hang out a lot, and beetlejuice just kinda trails along. yet again he has a crush on them. however, he minimizes his time with them so that they don’t find reasons to dislike him (in his eyes)

- ok so we’ve done one cat au, time for a much more niche one! this one is based on the book claws, by mike and rachel grinti. (it’s a middle school level book for sure, but i picked it up sometime in elementary school and i still love it now that i’m older)

• beej as jack (although he still has magic, his magic is just super chaotic and hard to control) lyds as emma, and they go on a quest for how lydia’s mom died (something to do with the faries)

• beetlejuice only agrees to do the quest because he wants a friend, which was really the whole reason behind giving lydia the heart.

• the maitlands are part of the pride that lyds takes over. they were wary of her at first, but backed her up when she needed it. they warmed up to her quickly after that, and they take her under their wing to show her the ropes of how prides work

beej continues to hang out with lydia, but isn’t really accepted by the pride for the most part, with the maitlands being the closest to being his friends. this eventually changes, and they grow closer over time.

- small httyd au: lydia is a viking, her dad is a high ranking official, her mom killed in a dragon raid, delia still does art ig.

• the maitlands are dragons, and lydia befriends them. she later befriends another dragon, beetlejuice. she eventually teaches the villiage dragons are good and all that jazz.

- ok back to headcanons now: adam rescued injured wildlife when he was alive, and that hasn’t stopped now that he’s dead. a section of the roof is dedicated to little habitats/enclosures for injured animals, so that they can rest up and heal

- although she isn’t so good at rescuing animals like adam is, barbara still loves animals. (beetlejuice will turn into different animals so that he has an excuse to cuddle her)

- bj secretly enjoys how vanilla/naive the maitlands can be, and thinks it’s really cute

- beetlejuice is actually pretty good at cooking, and will make dinner for him and the maitlands on date night. (he also cooks comfort food for people when they’re upset)

- bj is an internet troll. that’s it that’s the headcanon.

- beetlejuice wasn’t born or anything, juno just kinda made him by accident, and that’s why she hates him so much. so, one day beetlejuice just came into existence, a full 5ft 8inches of pure chaos.

this headcanon is a bit odd for me, because it changes depending on the story/plot i’m thinking about, so i’m now reintroducing the trans headcanons so i can explain how it would work.

he presented as female for a while before saying “fuck that” and coming out. he would’ve done it sooner, but seeing as he just started existing one day, it took a bit for him to realize that not wanting to be the gender he was born as just Wasn’t Normal. idk if the netherworld has hrt, but im basing my version of it more off the cartoon, in which people have like houses and lives, i’m assuming it exists, so he got hrt surgery n shit

on the other side, when this headcanon doesn’t apply, he was about 16 when he came out, his parents said Fuck That because he was growing up pretty far in the past (idk exact time period, but trans people were a big No No) and he ended up offing himself. he ends up altering his appearance or going through hrt/surgery in the netherworld.

- in a human au, because i just thought of thi, he’d come out at age 16 still, and juno, shitty parent she is, kicks him out. the deetzes take him in, with lydia being about 14ish, and the maitlands are their tenants who become the second set of parents. (lydia is trans in human au)

- continuing the trans hc, lydia and her parents suspected when she was about 9ish, and so after having it confirmed by multiple doctors and specialists, was put on blockers until she could start hrt at 16. it’s a very happy day when she turns 16 and beetlejuice definitely doesn’t cry

- beetlejuice has a phobia of water and that’s one reason why he doesn’t shower (the maitlands eventually help him deal with it enough to be able to shower/bathe occasionally, because he still does like his trashy look)

- bj does drag. lydia and delia help him with makeup and clothing.

- beej also worked as a male stripper for a time at dante’s inferno in the netherworld. he’s amazing at pole dancing, and he can walk like a pro in heels.

- also, because heels autocorrected to heelys st first, beej owns heelys and will zoom around the house in them. lydia eventually buys a pair for herself and they Go Crazy

i think that’ll end off this list for now, as it’s gotten pretty long. there’s a good chance i’ll make another one in the future, but for now, thats all folks!

[akatokuro]

The Inevitable StS Rewatch, Episodes 9-14

Seriously, what is that fucking rosary made of!?

- Man, I LOVE seeing Saori actually at work and having to handle the more mundane stuff in the background of all the punching. I want to see her in business meetings for Graude. I want to see her having to do more media tours. I want to see the process of her learning the ins and outs of the systems at Sanctuary as she adjusts to being Athena, and how she balances that with her life as Kido Saori. I love her so much and would actually possibly strangle a person to legit get a spinoff solely about her POV - but not one that softens her. Ruthless, Horrible Saori is extremely important

- Saori is a good person fundamentally, and seeing the consequences of what her Saints do to her kills her once it sinks in and she tries to fix it as best she can (unsuccessfully, lol, Seiya is brokebrained), but there's a cold regality to her as well that makes her super compelling. When it comes down to the wire, she does not have time for your shit and will do what has to be done. I never minded the fact that she doesn't technically fight because Kido Saori is more hardcore than any of the fighters on this show.

- SEIYA TROLLING SAORI BY USING THE GRAUDE FOUNDATION NAME TO GET A DOG IS THE CUTEST. He's so fucking cheeky and sassy I also love Seiya to bits and pieces aaaaa.

- Seiya specifically calling Saori out for the sake of trolling and them having this cold stare-off is really cool and it feels to me like something you don't see very often between the hero and heroine in shounen series much, really. Will never understand the idea that Seiya, Saori, and SeiSao is boring because they are truly the fucking best.

- In terms of "the mixup of Saint Seiya canon in my head", I do wish the anime had kept the subplot that Hyouga was initially a spy/assassin for Sanctuary. Not only does it mix things up a bit in terms of intrigue and multiple factions contributing to the current clusterfuck, it's really hard to think, with what we know now, that Hyouga would be willing to "betray" Camus in any fashion.

- Ikki was a good big brother! I feel like I'm definitely appreciating him more on this rewatch, compared to the first, where I liked him fine but I also usually forgot he existed unless he was directly onscreen...

- Feels like I should just be keeping a running tally of "AH YES, LET'S MAKE THIS ONE THE GIRL." Netflix...

- The HyoShun is real, and good, and my friend

- Man, I love Saint Seiya, but the Black Saints are.......... something. Yeah. Something...

- Get fucked, Mitsumasa!

- I do appreciate that Saori loves him, though, in a sort of Seacats-ish way. He was a horrific fucking evil vicious murderer, but you can understand why she loved him, which makes it another complicated thing for her to wrestle with. Would have loved more exploration of this as she realizes "oh fuck, my grandpa fucking murdered a bunch of kids and I was complicit" in retrospect, but ah well.

- I like how the Black Saints are coincidentally specifically DARK versions of our main characters' Cloths. Where the fuck is Dark Wolf and Dark Hydra, huh, Ikki? Did you read ahead in the fucking script?

- The bit where Saori visits Seiya's apartment is still concentrated HNNNNG. It's fun tracking her emotional development through these early arcs - usually I balk at "the cool, ruthless woman slowly melts and becomes more gentle" but with Saori I dig it. Because she IS a kid, she IS wrestling with this horrific burden that's sneaking up on her, and I don't feel like her realizing "maybe torture wasn't the solution" actually compromises her cool ruthlessness. It just gets channeled in a slightly less horrific way.

- Scenes like that highlight that yes, SeiSao would still be cute as fuck if they were allowed to be a "normal couple", but that will never ever ever ever happen. Isn't it sad?

- DOHKO YOU FUCKING TROLL WHAT THE FUCK

- "Heheh, I wanted to see if news of my imminent death would fuck you up mentally in a fight where you could get killed! And it totally did! You fucking failure, Shiryuu!" Ah, Sainthood...

- Seriously, as much shit as you could give Camus about his "cut off your emotions" spiels, that's standard Saint shit, really... Camus is just hilarious in regards to it because Camus himself is the biggest fucking failure in regards to it.

- Dohko, you could just TELL Shiryuu "Mu is a dickhead and the path to his house is designed so that if you walk anywhere but in a straight line you'll fucking die." BUT WHY DO THAT

- How many ruined Cloths is Mu just letting rot in his skeleton graveyard. There are only 88 of those fucking things and Hades is coming. What the fuck Mu. What do you even fucking do all day besides quietly seethe in loathing at all your coworkers

- Kiki!!!!!

- Seiya/Shiryuu doesn't appeal to me and was never my ship, but, uh, I can definitely see why it caught on in early fandom as this was airing...

- Why is Mu such a fucking asshole. Why are all the Golds universally such huge assholes except Aldebaran. Aldebaran is the unlikely miracle of the universe.

- THIS WAS A SUPER GOOD MOMENT I LOVE THEM I LOVE SAORI

- SHE GOES ON SUCH A COOL AND FASCINATING EMOTIONAL JOURNEY I JUST WANT TO SEE MORE OF IT AAAAAAAAAA

- Hahaha, Mu. "I can fix the Cloths but you'll have to fucking die." "Ehhh, maybe I won't let him die." "Ehhhhhh... it's up to him whether he dies or not actually"

- lmao, black saints. why...

- just. why

- Okay but seriously the Black Saints and Ikki is a concept with a lot of potential. Of course, with both Graude and Sanctuary being brutal, abusive, horrific setups and systems, there would be "rebels" who want to burn it all down. That is a compelling idea (and one that Saori should 100000% be there to directly confront.) This, though... lol

- FAILSWAN BEGINS TO UNVEIL HIS TRUE FORM. the contrast between him going "huh, did i just hear something? .......nah probably nothing" versus Shun actually investigating it and finding Seiya and saving his life is too good

- Speaking of Failswan, GASP! IKKI, HOW DID YOU RECOGNIZE MY ATTACK!? black swan sent him the info. he literally told you what he was doing as he did it. he told you. he... why are you so... hyouga, i...

- Hyouga being such a fucking failure is the best combined with his swagger and I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN DEFEAT IKKI though god

- If Hyouga was actually designed or characterized as a young thirteen year old kid, his mother complex would probably come across a little differently, but Saint Seiya ages are Extremely Fake, so......... MAMA...........

- You'd think Shiryuu would be severely disabled or dead since Mu needed gallons of blood from him to fix the Cloths, but what you didn't suspect is that Shiryuu does in fact has ten times the blood of an average person, so he's totally fine, okay!?

- What the fuck is Hyouga's rosary even fucking made of that thing is stronger than a Cloth what the hell

- "Oh no, how do we save Seiya!?" "BY PUNCHING HIM REALLY HARD IN SPECIFIC PLACES" sts!!!!!!

- StS does a really good job of making the Bronzies as a group feel distinct and not like they're actually a shounen blob. Shun's little reactions, demeanor, and being troubled by leaving behind Seiya (which was lmfao) compared to Shiryuu were really good. He's definitely one of those characters it feels rewarding to pay attention to.

- AS WAS HIS COLDCOCKING SHIRYUU SHUN OWNS.

- AH YES. LET'S MAKE THIS ONE THE FUCKING GIRL

- I like how Ikki gets so fucking mad about this too. "WELL YEAH I WAS GONNA KILL YOU ANYWAY BUT... BUT... FUCK YOU ARGH!!!!!!!"

- hyoshun hyoshun hyoshun hyoshun

- the recycled animation of ikki blocking seiya's punches is cracking my shit up just his fucking face ahahahahahsfljasflkajsfljasf

- "Oh no!!! How could the Sagittarius Gold Cloth accept Seiya!?" Well, I mean... for one thing, Ikki, Seiya is actually a Sagittarius. I hate to break it to you, but you're, uh, a Leo...?

[thishazeleyeddemon]

*coughs* that sounds like encouragement to expand

The sunlight fusion thing is really pretty imagery! I really liked the bit where Patroclus looks like he’s got light stuck to him - that’s a very nice picture and I can definitely understand Achilles being like 😳😳 at the sight lol. I think it’s an excellent, original interpretation of the soulmates myth.

Patroclus in your fic is great - I like how he’s got the kids he mentored, his own fighting style, his sass and emotional moments, his moments of doing silly stuff like walking off a ledge just to get to the House of Hades faster and teasing Achilles about not getting invited to certain types of parties anymore. He really feels like his own independent person with determination and will and I think that’s a more mythology-accurate characterization and I think it explains why Achilles loves him so much.

Hector occupies a soft space in my heart as one of the only Greek mythology characters who 1. has a personality 2. has a personality that is not Raging Asshole All The Time and I really like how he is here. I really feel for him missing Andromache and I’m glad he seems to be close to Hypnos? Hypnos always seems pretty harmless in Hades and the mythos and I think it’s probably good for Hector to spend time with a nice god, or at least a god that has no interest in ruining his life (not that it can really be ruined anymore than it is). Also he had nightmares about the Fall of Troy like every night that I can remember for years before he died, I think he maybe needs a nap. Idk what you’re gonna do with them but I just hope they are friends is all. they seem like they’d be good for each other maybe.

Eros is really fun too - you don’t usually see a lot of sympathetic portrayals of him so this was a fun change of pace. I love the way you tied Primordial Eros and Aphrodite Eros together, and I’m really interested to see what comes of that. He’s fun and I like his attitude and how he banters with Achilles and Patroclus. I hope Ares and Aphrodite don’t react too badly to the news he’s a Chthonic and that Apollo tried to kill him (what would have happened if he had? *wonders how death works for the non-chthonics)

Erebus I just really love his design and his attitude. showing up in Elysium by covering everything in darkness, absolute king shit. Is he older than Nyx (because you can have darkness without night, but not night without darkness?)

Hey, just wanted to tell you I'm really enjoying your Hades stories. I really like the sunlight fusion thing Achilles and Patroclus do, I love how you do Patroclus's character. I really like Hector and his 🙃 energy - I can't wait to hear more about what's going on with him and Hypnos. I also really like Eros and Erebus, both their designs and their personalities. this is a really good fic and I like it a lot. that is all

I would curse your enemies free of charge at your word my liege

[stevenhyd]

you should talk about grey, tell us about him! you and charlie have this ship with cool muses, they both seem so well developed and stuff. i'd love to hear about him!

askljd tHIs is so nice im shook , ty for sendin this in !!! im gonna put a real Big ass General trigger warning first bc idk what i’m gonna bring up but 90% of grey needs a trigger warning ngl so ya !

oK SO asdjksad grey is legit .. my everythin , my favourite/best muse 2 date even tho he is literally the spawn of satan. and i’m not saying that in a cutesy way like people always tended to (u know the “lol my muse is trash, they’re such an asshole” stuff) because he’s literally a terrible human being, like he’s so awful . i am not joking, his dad (dwight , imma just refer to him as dwight throughout this entire thing bc sayin“his dad” will get repetitive but ok whatever) is literally the devil and he raised grey ,, so so poorly im .., the entire bryant family is a big ol’ mess . so i shud start with grey’s family bc thats what ~Shaped him to be the way he is .. dwight is a literal .. piece of shit who married an actual Angel (saskia) and they had a daughter first (another angel, anika - she and saskia r the only bryant’s that are Good . and also carter but hes not rlly a bryant per se n i’ll mention him more later) but dwight has some whack ass morals and so he was like (: a daughter , neat , let’s try Again ! but because he’s the devil he cheated on saskia the same time she got pregnant with grey so grey and his half brother (carter) were born maybe a month or two apart and dwight basically payed out the #mistress and he got full custody of carter . so they basically raised anika, grey and carter like they were all their kids except dwight really ,, saw Somethin in grey so he was insanely hard on him and grey basically grew up with a massive amount of rules and restrictions (the foreshadowing :// yikes) and he was pushed to be the best at everything and anything and it obviously both exhausted grey but also gave him a sense of purpose tbh ? i’m not gonna like .. “diagnose” grey bc i don’t feel .. comfy publically listing out everything i personally believe he could have but i’ll just say he’s insanely bad with relating to people and he doesn’t have friends, but hes Great at pretending that he does lmao ! so he has people he publically calls friends but in reality they’re just random ppl in his life he distracts himself with. aza’s the absolute only person he’s ever had a genuine connection with so he’s lowkey (highkey) obsessed with him and he’s convinced they belong together (n they do but like ,, they’re not v good 4 each other) aND he spends every waking minute of his life thinking about aza, their marriage is literally the #1 priority in grey’s life and everything revolves around it . i always say this but grey’s dream is literally to ditch the entire worldt and just live with aza somewhere alone forever (and also probably they’d have their dog son hades with them too but idk ,, grey doesnt rlly like him either but he’d keep him for aza lbr). grey basically is not a good person ,, At ALL lmfao but he’s still my fave rat bc Spoiler alert i LUV negative characters and when i was in the rpc people weren’t into that so grey literally only exists thanks 2 charlie , my angel , Bc he actually started off as a chara in a skeleton rp she made n i just stepped in n #swooped him up and she’s helped me develop him so much. but all in all he’s super super organized, very pedantic about absolutely everything, he’s also v v kinky (honestly its important, sex literally takes up 50% of his thought process) and well he’s just .. the Devil.

and also fun fact originally aza and grey didnt even hav a connection in the rp akjssds it was grey and jack ? if i’m not mistaken but we switched it to aza and grey instead n?? thank god we did bc they’re my favourite ship in the entire world like ,, Everything i cud ever ask for , not a single day w them is boring trust meme , they’ve got shit goin on 24/7 and i LUV them so much !! lowkey thank u at the ppl that gave us shit for them lmao bc y’all only did us both a favour . oH and this is a good time 2 mention the pinterest board i have for grey because its just ,, got Everything u would ever want to know . and ALSO aza and grey’s pinterest board - but like there’s a HUGE trigger warning on both of them for like ,, many many things including alcohol, pills, blood, bruises, nudity, etc so if ur gonna check them out keep in mind that they’re Very nsfw so ?? idk if you’re easily triggered or squeamish i’d just recommend not looking

[purplexeyed]

Episode 2

I get that this is a reverse harem anime but jesus man do you have to include an almost-kiss montage in the opening???

YOU AGAIN YOU FUCK STOP THAT LET HER GO THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC THIS IS CREEPY IF YOU KISS HER I WILL BREAK THE GODDAMN FOURTH WALL AND SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A TREE

A KISS ON THE CHEEK ISNT MUCH BETTER I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOURE EUROPEAN SHE’S FUCKING JAPANESE YOU DON’T DO THAT 

....okay at least you’re apologizing//it was cuz you didn’t know any better. damn girl you’re forgiving af.

...dude what ARE YOU. i mean aside from a god. NO ONE IS THAT GOOD NATURED.

OMG APOLLON SHUT UP YOU CANT JUST MAKE AN ALLIANCE WITH SOMEONE OUT OF NOWHERE

and put the sparkly pink horse away jesus.

yeah. stroke. mmhm. WORDING FUCKING INTENTIONAL

and you didn’t even know her name - YEAH LETS FUCKING MAKE AN ALLIANCE WITH THE RANDOM HUMAN CHIKC

and then name her fairy wtf is wrong with you aisde from EVERYTHING THESADFLJSLDJFSL

maybe she’s afraid of heights you dumbfuck ...okay maybe not but HOLYSJESUS THATS A LONG WAY DOWN

ZEUS I SAY THIS WITH ALL DUE RESPECT

FUCK

OFF

oh look everyone’s together and i still don’t know half of your fucking names, sure, introduce them this will not fucking help ohhai HADES

AND ITS ACTUALLY APOLLO MOTHERFUCKER YOU GOT YOUR OWN KIDS NAME WRONG GO FUCK OFF PLZ

lol they’re all paired off by their pantheons, i like

...uh, hotheads gon fail. AH CALLED IT.

uh oh here come the limiters to stop them from using their powers//keep them in mortal form. CALLED IT. ooooh ear cuff, gimme.

oh nice. shackles.

THIS IS NOT A BDSM CLUB ALSO CONSENT IS A THING MOTHER FUCKER

...omg fuck this guy in the ear.

....DUDE DUDE STOP THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE AND WTF IS THIS SPARKLY SHIT

that container aint never gonna be filled mother fucker

TRAPPED FOREVER?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.

dude it sucks for the human but even more for them, cuz immortal, presumably.

THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA GODDAMMIT

....SPIRITS?! RANDOM ASS EYELESS SPIRITS

FUCKING CREEPY NEVER MIND MAKE IT EMPTY AGAIN

ENTRANCE -- you gotta be fucking kidding me. this is a farce.

WHAT IF SHE DOESNT WANT TO GODDAMMIT

no shit. oh really???? WHERES THE POOL ASSHOLE SHOW ME THE POOL

...well at least her parents can’t worry.

and here we go with the creepy intense shit. DUDE BACK OFF she’s allowed to be pissed about being goddamn KIDNAPPED UGH WISDOM MY ASS

oh of course she’s in a giant ass dorm all by herself are we sure this aint a horror movie?????

....where’s the light switch?? DID THE LIGHTS JUST ALL COME ON AT ONCE???

dude fuck the handbook your room is like haunted

and now who the fuck--oh melissa. the doll thing. ...wait you’re a dude??? named melissa? AND YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU’RE MADE OF CLAY

you’re a talking handbag, stfu

you fucked up her name, jesus. goddamn handbag.

...p sure most schools dont have onsen lol.

HADES GET IN THE HOTSPRING

GO HAVE FUN FOR ONCE JESUS YOU GRUMP

at least Thor isn’t blond this time???

ALSO WHAT IS WITH HER CLOTHING??? I thought i was the only weirdo who wears three-quarter length sleeves with bermuda shorts (dont ask, dont tell fuck off)

NAME. AGAIN. JESUS BRO.

also fuck you zeus she can wear pants if she wants

Balder get off the floor you klutz

you’re like the elegant person only...without the elegance. lol. he seems sweet at least.

OMG WILL YOU GET OFF HER FACE

OMG TSUKIYOMI BROUGHT THE HANDBOOK OMG ILU DUDE

...they went from -- HOLY SHIT BACK IT UP JESUS NO SACRIFICING PEOPLE IN THE ENTRNACE CEREMONY

...attempting to find people montage and gooooooo.

yes yes Trickster!Loki i am not surprise

yesyes stay away MISERY AND DOOM

LET HER LOVE YOU HADES LET HER LOVE YOU 

thor wtf.

oh, Dionysus. ...he looks pretty chill. Am a bit worried tho cuz uh Dionysus.

attempting to set up montage is fun at least. lol. they’re adorable when they’re not being creepy.

WHICH IS EVERYONE IDIOT

aaaaand creepy eyeless people are back can we not.

WHEN DID WE MAKE HIM REP? I THOUGHT THERE WAS A VOTE ON THIS KINDA SHIT

GO APOLLON DRAG HYMMMMMM

...gdi, don’t be nice. STOP THAT. LET THEM BE ANGRY FOR A BIT OY

WILL YOU STOP WITH THE EYELESS SPIRIT FILLERS JUST PUT THEM AWAY

...obligatory ominous hints of doom. dude you’re 12 episodes long, you can’t just be needlessly and randomly ominous and expect to make it pay off