#HaLP

[catsofyore]

Scrambler! 1937. Source.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Oops Help I need a Place to Live

SO due to some wildass circumstances with our apartment owner, I woke up this morning and discovered I need to move out by the end of February

if anyone in Toronto knows of someone looking for a roommate???

Pleaaaase dm me about it

I know that it's a bit sketch looking for housing on tumblr but HEY that's how my recent roommate @unfortunatebedhead found me so it's worked out so far!

(this isn't a super emergency in the sense that I'll be homeless, I'd just need to move back in with my folks but if there are OTHER options...)

[tooselfaware]

White radish to Cale: We are similar. You are now my fated enemy.

Alberu to Cale: We are similar. You are now my younger brother.

Duke Fredo to Cale: We are similar. You are now my son.

Cale: I just wanna be a slacker. Now give me cookies and money.

Raon: Yes, we're gonna live happily ever after with your cookies and money.

[pikaberi]

...bunch of dummies 💕

[sarahmackattack]

IT IS TIME. The 6th annual United States of Science Challenge begins NOW. It's Skype a Scientist's biggest annual fundraiser to help keep our program running!

Each bubble on this map represents classrooms we matched w/scientists over the last year. $10 donations fill in bubbles. The first region to close all their bubbles wins!

Skype a Scientist matches scientists with classrooms, scout troops, libraries, and groups of adults for Q&A sessions with scientists, but that's not all we do. We bring science in person to events around philly, run the squid facts hotline, and share science via street art and murals. And of course we answer science questions and share about cool animals all the time on social media.

We offer all of our programming for free, so fundraising campaigns like this are the only way we can keep offering this program! If you're able to spare $10 to fill a bubble, please help us fill the map!

[aatom87]

my favorite middle aged half-foot gremlin 🥺 ft. some sketches based off of a few fics I've been reading. ifyky~

[slushyseals]

Oh. Oh no.

[polyamorousmood]

So. Um. Y'all. I'm gonna be honest I didn't think I'd get this far.

What Do I Do Now

[astarioffsimpmain]

"Gods, darling.” Astarion moaned softly, his fingers threading through your damp locks as you licked a generous stripe up the underside of his thick cock with your tongue. You took the tip into your mouth, swirling your tongue around the hole, collecting the salty precum as you went, your eyes rolling back in your head when he twitched. You never thought this was something you would enjoy, but having the handsome vampire moaning and writhing at the warmth of your mouth had you keening around his pulsing member as you sucked him further in.  “Mmph!” you cried out around Astarion’s cock as long, thick fingers pressed against your slit from behind.  “Gods above, you’re already so wet, my love.” the wizard’s voice crooned in your ear approvingly. “Does taking his cock alone truly make you this excited?”

Well.... something is happening.

[raccoonfallsharder]

i apologize if i am way behind the times and starbucks has been featuring raccoons often lately but i am not a cake-pop girly. or at least i wasnt until

now he’s mine & he’s so cute & i don’t even know if i can eat him

seriously it’s been a shit week but this helps

[piowasthere]

"And like Jesus - he revives."

another Sams art!

been thinking of starting a lil' challange for myself to draw an art for every Sams/Laes lore ep

since i'm already on a 3 ep streak i might as well

will try not to go too hard on myself but we'll see what shall be cooked

for now - enjoy yee'all

(alt under cut)

[ep: Eclipse has Returned...ALREADY!!! in VRChat (SAMS)]

[yumethefrostypanda]

The slightest bend of his arm straightens the folds of his shirt to reveal his bicep :3 Eh-hem, also, there are no/barely any folds on the shoulders and chest aka tiight, js.

[tooselfaware]

Cale needed that evil god's test. Not only to fight despair, but also for his mental health.

He needed to see that there was a world where "Kim Rok Soo" was not left to survive alone. He needed to see all his "what ifs" happen. He needed to resolve all the regrets of "Kim Rok Soo" to fully live as Cale Henituse. Because even if it wasn't his world, he now knows that a "Kim Rok Soo" was happy, surrounded by people he loves, people who would survive with him.

That is how he can loosen the shackles of fear of being alone again as Cale. "We will all survive" is not just a random mantra for him. He needs it to be true. He has had so much loss and grief in his life.

Even if he doesn't really say so, that grief was what kept him going. To "not waste" the sacrifices of all those who saved him, he kept surviving. But that is also why he's reckless despite "valuing" his life.

I think, subconsciously, he thinks that if he can save more people, then that would be a good "payment" for those who saved him. His "slacker life" is basically world peace. 🤭

Back to the point... The test showed him Kim Rok Soo and everyone he cares for survive, so now he has more courage and less doubt to face WS because he wants a life like Parallel KRS', as Cale Henituse.

[bloomingdarkgarden]

Elain and Azriel are so hot they glitch the system.

Elain:

"Elain’s beauty was remarkable. Hers was a face that could bring kings to their knees."

"Beautiful—she’d always been the most beautiful of us."

"Elain had gone from lovely to devastatingly beautiful."

Azriel:

"Azriel was nothing short of beautiful."

"She’d always found him to be the prettiest of the three males who called themselves brothers.

"But the second male, the more classically beautiful of the two … Even the light shied from the elegant planes of his face. "

They are literally the most beautiful people in Prythian and the room is gonna burst into flames when they touch each other. Should they kiss in public idk the grass itself will catch fire. The first time they fuck one of the courts is gonna shluff into the sea, goats and chickens are gonna run mad in the streets, the gods themselves gon gnaw at the bars of their heavenly enclosure....

like mother legitimately halp us all.

[dragon-ashes1485]

I just cooked enough noodles to make a whole Sauron.

[erineas]

He still gets flustered