#HUH UH HUH AAHHHHH SHE LOOKS SO HOT

[tsumurai]

@tetsusaki

The Lady

[twenty-sixumbrellas]

Double Trouble

Pairing: Diego Hargreeves x Reader

Prompt: “‘Maybe five cups of coffee at once was a bad idea after all...’ Do what you will with this 😂💕” ~my love @vibraniumass

A/N: ahhh I love Diego so much! He’s just an egg eating funky knife man and aahhhhh.

Flashbacks are in italics.

Warnings: slight mention of smut but no detail haha. Cursing too.

(Not my gif)

You and Diego, even as children, were a complete disaster together. He was your best friend. Serperately, you two were quiet and relatively behaved, but once you got together, you did absolutely idiotic things.

So once you were back in town, the first place you went to was the Hargreeves’ manor, where he told you he was at. Barging in like you owned the place, an uncomfortable Vanya pointed and said, “he’s upstairs.” She knew you well.

As you walk up, you can’t help but remember all of the stupid things you’ve done together.

Picking up a picture of you and Diego smiling with matching casts, you remember how you got those.

As you jump from the balcony, you can’t help but wonder if you’ll die. Landing on Diego, two distinct snaps are heard, and loud screams.

As Grace, finishes your cast, you turn to Diego and smile. “I want to be the first to sign yours!”

“If I can be the first to sign yours, idiot!”

Reginald was pissed, but it was one of your fondest memories.

Picking up another, you softly touch Ben’s face and chuckle at the sight of a soaked Klaus and Diego, who did not match your bright smile.

“Hey, why don’t I get to be in y/n’s canoe?” 12 year old Diego whines.

“Because, dimwit, Ben doesn’t know how to bait his hook, and you do. So I made a compromise.” You roll your eyes. Little did 11 year old you know, but that would be the summer you two fell for eachother.

“Don’t you love me Diego?” Klaus fake cries and tries to hug Diego.

“Don’t you dare!”

You and Ben die of laughter when the canoe tips and they fall in.

Grace calls from the dock, “smile, children!”

“I remember that,” you turn toward Diego and smile as he sits on the couch, “I was soaked to the bone and you couldn’t stop laughing at me.”

“And you didn’t drop it for days! I nearly went broke from all of the ‘make-up gifts’.” You walk over and hug him.

He rolls his eyes at you. “Don’t get me wrong I missed you, but I want coffee right now.”

You hum in agreement.

“Well then let’s go idiot.”

Sitting on the counter, you smile softly at a very high Klaus dancing in the yard. “I wonder if he’s alright.”

“Probably not. Your coffee’s done.”

“Thanks, dimwit.” Sipping from your cup, you sigh in content. “I bet I could drink five cups of these.”

“I bet you can’t drink five cups at once.” You make a face. You never could resist a dare.

“I’ll take you up on that.”

Diego made five cups and you grind your teeth in the mean time. Once done, you say, “it’s strategy, really.”

“Uh-huh, go ahead hot stuff.”

Picking them all up, it’s going well until about halfway, and the coffee spills all over you. Setting down the cups, you huff in embarrassment as Diego nearly falls from laughing so hard.

“You- *laugh*- smell like coffee.”

Knowing exactly what would shut him up, you smirk. “I bet I taste like it too.”

He shuts up alright. Then, he smirks back, much to your dislike, and says, “I bet you do. I guess I’m not the only one who still had feelings for their childhood sweetheart?”

You mutter, “no.”

He chuckles and says, “meet you upstairs.”

Let’s just say neither of you got that much sleep last night.

The next day, you’re sitting at the counter, as Allison gushes at Diego’s arm around around your waist. “You’re back together! I’m so happy!”

The happy moment is ruined, however, by a collosally angry Five, who turns around with a dark look on his face. “Who drank all of the fucking coffee?”

You whisper to Diego, “Maybe five cups of coffee at once was a bad idea after all...”

Diego can’t help but agree.