#HOWEVER mantilla was awesome

[androdetective]

Something about the vbros movie that annoys me is the lack of Sirena. When she was literally involved in the boys' problems?? And you're telling me they didn't even show her worrying about the search for Hank. I know they butchered her character randomly for no reason but it's still so surprising to me

[tomatosoupa]

graduation

Well class of 2024, we did it. We finally escaped from the treacherous prison of public high school. It was a wild ride, but it's finally over. But I'd really like to write this post as a letter to just about everyone in my class about my honest thoughts about them. No one but Jade will probably see this however.

Let's start strong: Derrick Winfree. You are incredibly hot. I've had a thing for you like forever. I never said anything because of Phoebe obviously, but now that you're broken up, you should totally hit me up sometime.

Next up, something slightly scandalous. Nick Torrez, I'm a much better kisser now. And it also really hurts my feelings that you didn't care enough to stick around and you just wanted someone who's already good at everything. I hope you know that means you're gonna end up with a whore.

Landry White. Everyone and their mom knows you have a crush on Coach Vanliew. Quit flirting with him. He's married and way older than you. Also your ass is like completely out in those pink Lululemon shorts. No one wants to see that.

Laney Butts. I had so much fun at graduation with you. You're still just as funny and sweet as you were in middle school and I really missed you. I'm glad you and Luciana are still friends :)

The Ball Twins: Jamie, I love you, but Jenna will always be my favorite.

The Neuenschwander Twins: Joe, you're an excellent journalist, but you're really annoying so Kaden is my favorite.

Lucy Mantilla and Kailey Morgan: literally dream team. Slay pussy queen. I love you two. Stay sassy.

Kaes Bull: I literally love you. Also Matt is never going to like you back sweetheart.

Tommy Bushong: You're awesome and I'll miss you.

Jason Brock: you're literally so mean. I don't know what makes you think you can come at me telling me I'm negative and whatever when you've literally never said anything nice to or about anyone except maybe your boyfriend Trent.

Trent Seneca: Pretty much same thing as Derrick except there hasn't been a girlfriend interfering, I just feel like you don't like me. I had a lot of fun working on the podcast project with you, though.

Brock Langford, Preston Isom, and Landon Richardson: If one, if not all of you come out as gay eventually, I'd be genuinely shocked. My money is on Brock honestly.

Daecee Ellis: just tell me you love me back please.

Parker Weinheimer: not surprised you picked Daecee over me. She's so much more normal and quieter and I'm annoying asf.

Tyler Grant: you're pretty cool and thank you for never judging me for the things I tell Daecee.

Bella Lindsey: okay hear me out. You're super nice. And sweet. But you get literally everythinggggggg. Like I know you work hard but sometimes I feel like things are also handed to you a lot of the time.

I can't think of any more right now, seeing as I'm exhausted. But congratulations seniors and I hope to never see you ever again.