#HOLY SHITO

[theguffbin]

I'ma crack open a cold can of corn this gonna be gud 👁️👁️🫱🥫🌽

I left you a can in the fridge it's still good btw @akanemnon

[prettypinkmcavoy]

I NEARLY cHOKED ON MY MCDONALDS COKE BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN COYLE GOAL, HOLY SHIT-

[mary-is-writing]

Me after chapter 418 of Nanbaka:

It's sooo cool we're getting answers, but holy shito W H A T

[m0use-brained]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting… mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement Does a jig Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose Oopsie! Shit drips down leg softly I had a little accident tee hee shits out entire organs in a masculine way UWU notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor Uwu Owo Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit Bone apple tea! Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass) I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

[kkolg]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting… mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement Does a jig Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose Oopsie! Shit drips down leg softly I had a little accident tee hee shits out entire organs in a masculine way UWU notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor Uwu Owo Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit Bone apple tea! Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass) I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

Ok for any other ask like this I won’t answer it but

this shit was too fucking funny to not post

[fictionfixations]

talking about past me playing hsr cause. idk i like talking.

since im not sure if im going to be doing much with her so brr

(ive seen full quantum teams and now i get how they work but idk if id ever do so since i prefer playing my favs ngl, and any weaknesses i dont have on my main team i can switch in with a support [as in someone else's] so. any story bosses without imaginary weakness im kind of fucked though LOL.)

in all honesty

there is a period in my playing hsr history where i quit the game. i came back obviously (for aventurine lOl) but so (i played the game cause hoyo. also honkai. but i quit so i could focus on genshin entirely. then genshin took too much space so i switched back to hsr haha. i remember playing honkai impact a LONG time ago on mobile but at one point i stopped. i dont know why.)

anything before that period i honestly dont remember that well but

i have silver wolf (i recently found out she can implant weaknesses on enemies lOl. apparently past me did not read what characters did)

i also had 5 star dan heng and clara (i remember because i was so confused on how clara was played. idk what i did with 5 star dan heng i dont even remember getting him 😭)

like like listen i still have what all my teams back then were cause when i changed them i went to the next number

(it was either destruction trailblazer or preservation trailblazer. no idea where i was in the story at that point)

so this is likely how long i was playing? keeping in mind i probably logged in very infrequently

its. kind of interesting to try to think 'wtf was i doing a year ago'

also its been long enough since i came back that i cant remember exactly where i stopped in the story. all i know is that i hadnt done phantylia yet, and it was either i stopped somewhere where we're in the the water area (??) deciphering the the the vidyadhara thingys on the stone wall (im i cant remember this shito k)

or i stopped before that i just remember doing that part more because i was kind of confused

i have no idea. (also idk why i pulled for silver wolf or dan heng. i think i just pulled because i could. i know this because silver wolf isnt a favorite of mine [and i pulled based on favorites instead of if theyre a good unit or not..]. idk about dan heng tho. i like dan heng now but idk if past me liked him or not. i have like vague memories of pulling sw but none for dan heng.)

past me's reasoning for stuff will forever remain a mystery

at least this me will not be because yall can read my thoughts. and i can read my thoughts. because i can remember making this post and find it. yay. brr.

oh yeah also i remember my favorite being jingliu at the time

unsure if it was still when i was playing or if i was watchin someone else but i loved her blindfold and ahidawhsudi

especially cause when i went back to hsr (i didnt keep up with it at all LMFAO i just got spoiled avens backstory and was like 'holy shit really? thats cool!' ...and then i came back to play penacony for him. haha.)

i came back DURING avens banner but that meant i didnt have anything saved so i unfortunately missed out

but i think jingliu was running with his banner and i remember thinking 'do i pull for jingliu or aven' and i wasnt sure

but now nahh its aven for the win

[chillzosworld]

look it’s chillzo 😱😱

(I was meant to send this several hours ago but my internet sucks)

😇

HOLY SHITO WOWSA

WOEOW (irl me *)

[errorthedumbone]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting… mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement Does a jig Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose Oopsie! Shit drips down leg softly I had a little accident tee hee shits out entire organs in a masculine way UWU notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor Uwu Owo Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit Bone apple tea! Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass) I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

Please God don't try this-

This is disgusting-

Now shut the hell up and gooooo awayyyyyyyyyy stop doing thiiiisssssss

This was funny at first 🥲

Ezzy don't you dare laugh

[cranes-menagerie]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting… mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement Does a jig Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose Oopsie! Shit drips down leg softly I had a little accident tee hee shits out entire organs in a masculine way UWU notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor Uwu Owo Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit Bone apple tea! Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass) I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

[luckykittyzine]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting… mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement Does a jig Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose Oopsie! Shit drips down leg softly I had a little accident tee hee shits out entire organs in a masculine way UWU notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor Uwu Owo Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit Bone apple tea! Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass) I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

....????

[theguffbin]

Holy shit

My boi

MY SON

Someone let him out of the box

[adaist]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting… mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement Does a jig Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose Oopsie! Shit drips down leg softly I had a little accident tee hee shits out entire organs in a masculine way UWU notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor Uwu Owo Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit Bone apple tea! Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass) I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

Who and what the actual fuck is this

[vamp-byte]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting... mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO *flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream* The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 *bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants* *Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement* *Does a jig* *Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers* *Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose* Oopsie! *Shit drips down leg softly* I had a little accident tee hee *shits out entire organs in a masculine way* UWU *notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor* Uwu Owo *Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit* Bone apple tea! *Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male* 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U *Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass)* I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

stop

[consultingdemiwitch]

holy shito

Today's Seal Is: Walking. Where? Who Knows. Do You?

[rosie-rosem]

Diarrhea cupcake frosting… mmmm yummy! uWu Just think abowt it! Instwead of chocolate fwosting we just strain the diawwhea and use the diawwhea chunks and mash it up into a semi thick paste and slowly spread it over the cupcake. Or put the diarrhea in a piping bag for very swirls of the rather shitty variety. S-s-sugoi! UwU OwO flutters huge lucious fluffy eyelashes innocently at the stream The smell alone would be something to die for! 😤 bares fearsome fangs that would make even an alpha male shit his pants Howls at the moon and back in utter hypement Does a jig Turns into werewolf and destroys the non believers Farts wetly and so hard that shit pours out of him like a hose Oopsie! Shit drips down leg softly I had a little accident tee hee shits out entire organs in a masculine way UWU notices big bag of onion rings from across the floor Uwu Owo Grabs a bag of onion rings and dips some in the shit Bone apple tea! Takes big manly bite into shit covered onion rings like an alpha male 0////0 HOLY SHITO THISA TASTES JUST LIKEA MOMMA'S COOKING U/////W//////U Turns back into human epicly(y'know like a badass) I think this generation is lacking in tastes, poop is multipurpose! You can use it as a thing to wash your face with, or wash your pets with! They'll love it! You can get the poop at the poop store.

i am so so confused but this genuinely made me laugh so good job!

you would be good at writing fanfiction :3 hehe

dw jay will be out soon ^-^

question: what kind of song are u currently in the mood for?

[muddi-gutz]

hey can we just uhh talk about the scene where hannibal and will are killing francis ummmm