#HIS MUPPET LOOKING HEADASS GOING DOWN

[shadowthestoryteller]

Bruh this Bad Batch fan fic series is like four “short” stories and already my brain is saying “Ok but here’s how Umbara is gonna go down because you are gonna fix that mess before it happens” and I’m just sitting here like

I haven’t even started the plotting for the second story in the Bad Batch Arc, give me a minute. 

[i-cant-sing]

As the days goes by, The reader’s insults to Dabi have gotten much better. No matter how much Dabi burns her, her roasts are much hotter than his flames.

Reader: Where’s Gran Torino at? Need him to fold your ass like a lawn chair again.

Reader: Not today, you burnt muppet! Patchy the pirate head ass! Wrinkly ballsack head ass! STD looking head ass!....Headass headass!

Reader: While you’re over here looking like a Hot Topic manager that fucks Moms for fun while kicking dogs, I’m going to wallow in my trauma in the corner over there 🗿

Reader: Don’t take your frustration out on me. know it’s because you’re into Hawks and we all know he wants to smash Dad and you hate that he likes me too, right? Your secret’s safe with me though 😄

Just going ham on him cuz he ain’t shit. Rei could punish her all she wants, but god damn it Reader has every right to tear Dabi a new burnt asshole sometimes.

Please, I am 100% this person. I know how to get on my brother's nerves, and it's funny because I don't even have to say much, or anything at all. Just an annoyed sigh here, rolling my eyes or just ignoring him completely- it riles him up. And sometimes, like once in a blue moon, when my mom actually takes my side instead of his, that's just icing on the cake.

Yes, I also do stick my tongue out at him from behind my mother when she's scolding him. Yes, I am 20. I am very aware of that, but look, its very rare to see him get in trouble, so I will do my little happy dance when this happens.

Actually, brother Dabi is actually very similar to my real brother. They're both very annoying, they both will actually die if they close my door on the way out and the way they breathe makes me want to push them off the chair. But only sometimes❤

Much like my brother, Dabi is just looking out for his baby sis, and while he may call your a cow, and he may pull at your hair, deep down he loves you, even if he isn't very good at showing it.

That first my roast is my personal fav anon����