#HIS LIPS R SO CUTE AND RED PLS MY BBY

[hoonhrt]

jake — as your boyfriend

jake shim on my mind 24/7 

this is the guy you wanna bring back home to your mom 

like he is the literally the type of bf your mom whines about getting 

the most gentlemen person to exist 

is so so so respectful :(( 

holds your bags when you guys go out, opens the door for you no matter where you are, pulls out the chair when you guys go out on dates at restaurants 

always asks for your permission before he goes to kiss you 

sometimes it isnt vocal, rather he looks at your lips and than back up to your eyes and waits for the okay (which you always give) 

SUCH SOFT KISSES :(((((( 

bby always laughs into the kiss 

loves kissing your hand too

like he’ll do it very romantically, holds his hand out to hold yours and then presses a kiss to it like a prince 

or he’ll be a little nervous about something so he intertwines his hands with yours and bring it up to his lips to kiss it :(( 

HE GETS SO SHY WHEN YOU KISS HIS CHEEK 

he gets beet red its the most adorable thing you will ever see 

loves head pats :(( idk its such a jake thing 

he just closes his eyes and melts into your hand as your softly pat his head 

i feel like jake is the type to be so selfless in a relationship 

you truly changed his life for the better and he wants to be able to show you this 24/7 however he can  

SENDS YOU GOOD MORNING AND GOODNIGHT TEXTS 

“good morning my love. have a great day today! i will call you later, i love you SOOOOOOOO much hehe <33″

sends you pics of sunghoon and jay off guard and you guys roast them together 

loves when you call him bubba or bub :((( makes me feel so soft inside 

LOVESS WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR 

just having your hand in his hair when you guys are doing something

again he melts into your hand and lets out a soft sigh 

cuddles up to you so close :(((

squishes his face into your chest and wraps his arms around your body 

thinks youre so soft and warm he never wants to let go 

he falls asleep very fast when he is with you 

will teach you how to skate!!

he will never make fun of you if you fall off the skateboard 

constantly tells you how proud he is of you 

WILL DEADASS CRY IF YOU GIVE HIM SOMETHING 

it can be something as small as like his favorite drink from the store and he’ll start tearing up 

and youre just staring at him like jake r u good 

and he just weakly smiles and nods (PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY) 

gets so worried when you tell him you are feeling ill 

will come over asap with everything you might need 

medicine, gingerale, warm foods

will wrap you up in a blanket burrito and take pictures of you 

ofc he makes them his lock screen 

gives you cuddles OFC 

he likes watching you sleep (not in a creepy way) 

but rather he is admiring you in your most vulnerable state and gets so happy that you can trust him like this 

puppy dog eyes whenever he wants anything 

literally anything

you say no to something? he pulls out his puppy dog eyes and youre already going to go do it 

JAKES SMILE IS MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT HIM 

its just so so sweet and calming to look at 

you always take pictures of him off guard smiling its so adorable 

listens to you so well :(( he never wants to see you sad or stressed 

always offers his shoulder when you are crying 

he is very protective but rather instead of a jealous protective its more of sad protective  

he just doesnt wanna lose you so hes get sad over small things 

but communication is always key! he bring it up to you and you guys talk it out 

making your relationship with him much stronger 

WALKS WITH LAYLA 

he will call you late nights and be like hi come outside i have layla 

ofc u sprinted out the door 

you guys consider layla to be your child 

loves seeing you play with her :(( it makes him so happy seeing the 2 most important things in his life getting along together 

once he gets comfortable enough he will begin to open up more 

which makes you so happy as jake has always concealed his feelings 

will send you cute couple tik toks and be like “us” 

all in all, jake will give you his entire heart because you just mean that much to him 

pls i love jake so much i just want to hug him 

[tender-rosiey]

Soo... Could you possibly do Dazai and Poe (bsd) with a s/o who’s kinda spacey and dreamy? Like stares off a lot, talks is a dreamy way, forgetful etc. Thank you<3

❥ Dazai and Poe with a spacey s/o

ᴀ/ɴ: Oooo, I am sorta spacey as well like if I don’t find interest in whatever someone is talking about I tend to daydream XD I hope you like this 🥺💘

Dazai Osamu:

He

Finds

It

A D O R A B L E

He adores your spacey face and doesn’t give two fucks if you aren’t paying attention to whatever he is saying

“Sorry Dazai i spaced out again-“

“DONT WORRY MY LOVE; I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SPACE OUT!”

“I am sorr- wait you do?”

“Belladonna I love everything about you.”

An arrow to my heart

Whenever you stare off he would peck your lips and grin and I mean ALWAYS

Squishes your cheeks so you pucker your lips and then he presses a swift kith to it

“What are you thinking about, belladonna?”

He actually caught up to your habit easily

Whenever you forget something he likes tease you about it

“Belladonna how can you forget your bra?-“ “SHUT UP”

Loves your reaction when he teases you 👀

Always boops your nose or kisses you to gain your attention

If he EVER finds out that you daydream or space out about him then shit is about to go down

“HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVABLE! MY DEAREST HAS BEEN DAYDREAMING ABOUT ME!”

Will brag about it 24/7

Kunikida is going through hell

Poor him

If someone complains about how you space out then trust me when I tell you that person won’t even dare to look at you in the eye again

“What did you say about her?”

When I tell you that person won’t even have the AUDACITY to look or talk you ever again

They would basically piss themselves if they just glanced at you and saw Dazai beside you

If GOD FORBIDS someone dares to flirts with you or try to touch you while you are in dream land then you won’t even see them again

“Dazai what did that guy say?”

Said guy is drowning in a river

He loves when you both stare into each other’s eyes dreamingly

He finds it so romantic and subtle 🥺

In short

Dazai loves you so much and will protect you whenever you space out or daydream so you can daydream in peace

Edgar Allan Poe:

BBY

When he first withessed your daydream state he was like “Y-y/n did you hear me?”

His voice is so quiet and soothing I literally cant blame you if you fall asleep to it

He would always be there to help you concentrate on or snap you out of your dream

Like he would hold your hand gently and rub his thumb over your palm and quietly tell you to concentrate or pay attention to whoever is speaking

He loves the aloof look you have on your face when you space out

“KARL SHE IS SO CUTE; WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE HAVING HER IN MY LIFE?”

Speaking of Karl

He loves you

Karl would always divide his attention between the both of you

Half with you half with Poe

What a smart raccoon 🥰

And if both you and Poe are staring into each other’s eyes

You bet your beautiful face that Karl will jump on both of you so you can concentrate on others or pay attention to him

Bby always has your back when you forget something

“Oh no I forgot my bra-“ “n-n-no I got it for you, dear”

He is so red aw <3

“SHIT I FORGOT THE FILE-“ “Here”

Always has a smile on his face when he gives you whatever you forgot

He loves how you can depend on him and how you trust him 🥺

HE IS SO PRECIOUS I CANT

Btw

Literally wrote a poem about how much he adore everything about you and included your spacey nature

He gave it to you on your first anniversary

Love him at all costs pls

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[skeletonwoman]

9. Cinema At Its Finest

honeslty, christmas movies are wyld and they literally all have the same casts and it’s just so impressive. also. this one is abt THEO RAEKEN AND EXCuse the horrific text talk but as that old text post says “its hard to make the words go [etc etc] so text speak easier or something” idk i can’t quote it perfectly whatever

You grimace as the delightful song starts filtering through your speakers. The credits are rolling, the girl got the guy, everyone is happy and the world is right.

And now you’re here, alone.

Snatching your phone from beside you, you open a text window.

Me: I mean

Me: Fr

Me: like I want a boyfriend so f*kn bad my guy

Me: But like I don’t

Me: I am strong and f*kn know that guys are bullshit

Me: but also pls love me

Me: y’know?

Me: like I f*kn hate movies but like

Me: ugh

Theo: u know I died and don’t have emotions anymore, right

Me: suck a dick

Theo: bby love me

Theo: why u text me anyway? Ur friends w girls

Theo: do u want me???

Me: ……………….ya lol take me now theodore raken

Theo: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Snorting, you beam at your phone before sighing and sitting up. Maybe you should’ve texted Lydia or Malia but they wouldn’t get it. A stupid notion, of course, everyone gets those feelings after movies but…

You grimace at the title before shoving to your feet and leaving the random holiday themed movie and your laptop behind.

“I’m here, I’m here, you can all relax,” you call, coming to a stop in the center of the room and Scott sighs.

“Finally!” Liam cheers, jumping to his feet and you turn to him with a smile, only to frown as he runs past you. “Pizzas here, guys!”

Scowling, you slump into his seat and sigh. Beside you, Theo grins at you before flopping back against your chest. You grunt at the sudden pressure but allow him to pull your arm over his front anyway.  You'd press a kiss to his forehead or something equally romantic and adorable if he wasn't wearing a Santa hat. As it is, you're having a tough time blowing the pompom away from your nose.

“That’s my seat,” Liam whines and you smirk at him.

“You wanna take my place?” You ask, nodding at Theo and he hesitates.

“I’d like to take Theos place,” he mutters under his breath and Theo growls, his clawed hand settling on your thigh possessively.

“Don’t talk to me or my undead son ever again,” you counter and Liam harrumphs but takes a seat across the room. “As your penance, you will get me a slice.”

“What? What’d I do?” Theo whines, already climbing from the circle of your arms to grab the pizza.

“You had a little peeing contest on me. It was gross.”

He hums, peeking at you over his shoulder and grinning. “Must be why you’re so stinky.”

“Honestly, I’m so freaking over you,” you growl, opening your arms as he lays back against you and taking the slice from his hand. “You’re a nightmare and a pain in the ass.”

“Hey,” he says with a scowl and you glare. “I won’t respond to your boyfriend texts next time.”

“Is that a threat?”

“Obviously.”

Beaming through your misty eyes, you set your laptop aside and snatch up your phone.

Me: wjy r all the movies abt boys

Me: like I love elle sm

Me: but im totally that other girl who snaked her in the beginning

Theo: wtf

Me: Legally Blonde

Theo: wtf x 2

Me: I want a bf n not a christmas themed one :/

Theo: just ask me out already jeez

Me: smd hoe I also want a dog and maybe a law degree

Me: def a dog and a law degree

Me: a bf could probs wait

Theo: ur killing my vibe

Me: What vibe? R u out w/out me????

Theo: I was napping

Me: sounds abt right. Come over 2mororow?

Theo: ok, feed me snakcs

Muttering to yourself, you stare at the elevator doors and wait. Clunky, industrial and orangey brown, they creak open and you step inside.

“Wait!” A voice calls and you hold the doors open, spotting Theo coming through the lobby doors. “Ah, my sweet, sweet were-pig.”

“I’m a were-tiger if I’m anything, mutt,” you hiss and he laughs, stepping in beside you. “Sucks about our plans.”

“We were probably just going to end up napping,” he says reasonably and you hum an agreement. “This is something to do.”

“I’d rather be at home napping.”

“Yep, me too.” He sighs and you grin. For a moment, you’re caught in his blue gaze and the doors slide open.

“Oh- hey! Come on in, guys,” Stiles calls from the doorway and you blink, frowning at the decided lack of holiday decorations in the interior of the apartment.

“Come on,” Theo whispers, his arm settling over your shoulders and tucking you into his side. As a pair, you waltz past Stiles and into Dereks lair. Definitely a lair considering the lack of holiday joy.

“You guys took long enough,” Malia complains and you sink down onto the couch beside her, Theo still glued to your side.

“I was doing stuff and didn’t see the message,” you mumble and Theo smiles lazily instead of responding.

“Anyway,” Scott says, clearing his throat and blushing, “we have a lot to talk about.”

Theo: girl

Theo: girl

Theo: girl

Me: I have a f*kn name

Theo: ok girl

Me: what u want, snake

Theo: mood.

Theo: y’know that mood. When post movie that’s cute or someshit

Me: omfg

Theo: my emotions aren’t as dead as my body

Me: ur boddy is very alive so

Theo: ikr fml

Me: aw boo

Laughing, you tuck the phone under your pillow and snuggle down among the blankets. This winter weather is just delightful, perfect for naps.

Stretching, you lean into the warm blankets and sigh. When they sigh back, you can’t help gasping and flailing. Kicking something, you hear a recognisable grunt and groan.

“Theo?”

“You didn’t text me back,” he whines and you roll over and cringe. A pillow crease has left a red line down his cheek and you watch it disappear, fading like a scar over time- though in hyper speed. Why is he here?

“So you broke into my house and climbed into my bed while I was asleep?” He makes a softly protesting noise but doesn’t voice a denial. Instead, he gives you a sad look and cuddles just that little bit closer.

“I wanted to hang out,” he says softly and you grunt noncommittally. Who cares about hanging out- you were napping.

“Liam exists.”

“Liam doesn’t like me.”

“Scott.”

“You know,” he starts, voice getting serious and you push your leg between his calves. “The pack only tolerates me cause you like me. None of them actually like me, they actively dislike me.”

“That’s crazy of them-”

“Thank you.”

“Thinking I like you. Why would I like you?” You tease and he growls. The sound draws a smile from your lips, only for a laugh to escape your belly when he turns his fingers into claw shapes and digs them into your sides. “Ah! Werewolf hands!”

Your bluff works but only for a moment when he pauses, pulling his hands back and inch to check. Proven wrong, he digs his entirely human fingers and nails into your sides once more.

“N- not fair!” You gasp out, shrieking another laugh. His grin is savagely delighted and you’re about to shove him off you when a knock on your door has the both of you freezing.

“Kiddo?”

“I’m alive! All good! I saw- uh, a really good vine. Patrick Charlton…” You answer awkwardly, silence following your words as Theo fights to contain a laugh. Smacking a palm over his mouth, you clutch him to your chest and wait.

“Okay, don’t wake the neighbours.”

“Will do!” You agree quickly and heave a sigh of relief as footsteps sound down the hallway. Theo snickers against your hand and you bare your teeth at him.

“You absolute rat,” you snarl, still holding him tight to your chest and you feel him grin under your hand.

“You’re the one who couldn’t keep quiet,” he muffles and you have to let him go or you’ll break his neck.

“So you two aren’t dating?” Lydia stares, a crease between her eyebrows and an uncomprehending look in her eyes. All around the room stare similar expressions.

“No! What? I would never.” You scoff, looking down when you feel Theo twist around and look up at you. Your arms hang over his shoulders and down his chest, his back against your stomach and his head pillowed on your chest. Or it was, moments ago. No Santa hat this time though- because he'd stuck it on your head instead.

“Rude!” He gapes, glaring at you. “What do you mean never?”

“What do you mean what do you mean never?”

“I thought my question was pretty clear.”

“And I thought I was too. Why? Do you want to date me or something?”

“What the f*ck? Gross, no.”

“Okay, what the f*ck do you mean by gross?”

“So you guys aren’t dating?” Malia puts in but you can’t even look away at this point. Theo. Theo just called you gross.

“You can’t get angry, you said you wouldn’t date me,” he argues and you blink at him, looking him up and down- sort of.

“I didn’t- I would but like…”

“What does “but like” mean?”

“It means what it means, jeez, back off,” you snap, pushing him off you but you can’t get him to budge too far. He’s too invested in this awfully embarrassing and public conversation. In fact, he rolls over completely so his chest is pressed to your belly and his arms are around your waist.

“So… Definitely not dating?” Scott asks and you spare him half a glare.

“Well we are now,” you grumble, glaring at your spectators, spectators who happen to be very interested in the various pulls of thread on their clothes.

“What do you mean “we are now”?”

“It means exactly what I said, honestly, I know dying can kill parts of your brain but I didn’t think this was a symptom.” You scowl at him and he glares, begrudgingly rising to his hands and knees and pressing a soft kiss to your cheek.

“You’re such a bitch. All the f*cking time.” His words are a whisper, sweet and gentle to the ear and you shoot him a dark look. Stilling, you’re caught like a cobra in a song. The unadulterated affection on his face, written in his eyes, has you transfixed.

Wow.

as i schedule this fic, i am late to posting one from like 4 days previous woops