#HI OOMFIE 🥺

[bearbearhems]

[lilworms]

I have the giggles

[stars-and-the-min]

☆ the wrong way to hard launch (10) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n the calm before the storm?

masterlist | last part | part 10 | next part

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mclaren Shanghai International Circuit

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mclaren Looks like a race day to me 🤔 tagged: oscarpiastri and landonorris

pi4str1 good luck papaya fam 🧡🧡🧡

michelle.ar manifesting double podiums again

jimpxcs Let's go boys 🔥

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 2h WELCOME BACK LINA F1 LIVE TWEETS ↳ piaa⁸¹ @papayaeightyone · 1h she's so real for these reactions honestly 😭

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lilymhe just posted to their story

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🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 45m stfu i'd know that silhouette anywhere. lily muni he at shenzhen n3??? ↳ abby <3 @devilvows · 39m not just lily! alex, logan and oscar were also spotted in the venue!!

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 21m omg oscalina crumbs 🥹 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 21m this is so sad, they've already hard launched, why do i still feel like i'm in a drought

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lilymhe

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lilymhe Been hanging out with some rockstars lately 🤟 tagged: alex_albon, cameliazzz, selinabui and oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri Today I learnt: I still suck at golf ↳ selinabui @ oscarpiastri dw babe, at least we suck together ❤️‍🩹 ↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui 🥹

selinabui gonna stick to singing my silly songs that was such a humbling experience ↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui You did better than Alex

pastry81 the mother convention ft some kens

alex_albon I personally don't recommend karaoke with a musician

linasgirl4 THANK U LILY MUNI HE FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE OSCALINA PHOTOS WE APPRECIATE U GREATLY liked by creator

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Some moments off-track

dan_pjd puppy !!!🥺 so we have roscoe hamilton, leo leclerc and this is...? ↳ marie_h.sb @dan_pjd apollo! lina adopted him a year ago

landonorris I thought that was lily but no, she's really serious about that golfing thing, ain't she?

celia.sucxr why does he keep posting her ↳ pastry81 @ celia.sucxr because that's his girlfriend???

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oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 4h too many people bitching and moaning about oscar posting about lina but u don't understand, if u were dating selina bui, u would also never stfu about her ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 4h she's still mid lmao ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 3h until u have acclaimed music critics blaming ur success on pretty privilege, shut up :) ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 3h oomfie you ATE that and also unlocked a core memory

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emptybottles_official Shenzhen Bay Sports Center

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emptybottles_official A beautiful Shenzhen homecoming for Lina and Jonny 💖 Thank you guys so much for three amazing nights of fun (and screaming with us) 🔜 Bangkok

lilymhe had an absolute blast! ↳ emptybottles_official @ lilymhe join us again soon?

zhouguanyu24 Did she sing THE song? ↳ selinabui @ zhouguanyu24 keeping dreaming man

piastri_lina shenzhen, how does it feel to WIN 😭

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emme @flowersforcami · 1h and what do melb n1, tokyo n2 (replacement) and shenzhen n3 have in common? ↳ oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 49m oscar piastri shows you will always be famous ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 28m no bc someone needs to get the stats on her energy when oscar is in the crowd like girlie is BEAMING

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taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf @eiaaasamantha

[kaeya-senpai]

hi im like 80% sure that i requested this before but since your requests are like Officially open now… trans girl toya 🥺 or just feminine presenting toya. toya in a skirt. she is my lifeblood <3 no pressure ty in advance love your art :D

I absolutely did not do her hair justice im so sorry oomfie

[taumoebaa]

hi oomfie imy 💗 would you mind sparing some of your favorite liam headcanons? 🤲🥺

omg hi ily. been waiting for this ask my entire life. -cracks knuckles- let's get to yapping.

my no.1 headcanon is that he's really good at everything except first aid. like absolutely clueless. i just think that he's never had much trouble winning fights so it follows that he's not used to getting hurt. and on the rare occasions that he does, he like, 'i'll walk it off.' but when he starts shadowing violet he decides to visit the healer's quadrant every now and then to learn a thing or two.

(i also just really love the idea that medicine in the FW universe is really underdeveloped because they always rely on menders for serious illnesses.)

this one is inspired by your liam headcanon but he definitely has old man habits. like whenever he's not out on some midnight shipment with the other marked kids, he's getting into bed at 9pm and waking up at 5am without fail, watching the sunrise through the windows of the dorm's walkways while he waits outside vi's room in the morning, and picking up new crafting hobbies whenever he finds the time.

also he thinks basgiath's dining hall food is bland as hell. will never stop yapping about how tyrrish food was better.

as a kid he probably played a lot of hide and seek with sloane, but sloane was always better than him at hiding. so when they got separated after the executions, he had this unconscious habit of looking around his foster home to find her, only to remember that she wouldn't be there, or anywhere. and that's my theory for why his signet is farsightedness.

on the opposite end, i love the idea that when liam started whittling, he'd leave a line of wood chips everywhere. so whenever xaden wanted to find him he'd know exactly where to go.

and of course, he prefers to walk behind violet when he's shadowing her, but if he's ever in the lead, he'll always look back just to make sure she's still there.

[ventismacchiato]

I CAME BACK FROM WATCHING MARKIPLIER TO THE FAN PAGE HCS HELLO YAHSHHFH 😭😭😭

, but like what if u were an og stardustism follower or even a moot and then face reveal blah blah blah imagine realizing that KUNIKUZUSHI BALLADEER called you OOMFIE two years ago on his alt id actually giggle until i choked (id say pookie but he'd have to be drunk hell for that)

off topic but is anyone subscribed to markipliers onlyfans cus if so 🙏 send me the photos pls and thanks like i will spoil btl for u 🥺‼️

STOP LET ME EDIT THIS OMG

ppl wud never let him live it down

[cryiling]

ik im late for the fandom ask game but here's mine!!

V - Which (MHA) character do you relate to most?

and also, this is my own question, but what canonically-established quirk do you think you would have?

(ask game from here)

V - Which MHA character do you relate to most?

ooooh i mean all of the mha characters are SO much stronger than i'll ever be, so definitely not on a physical level, but personality-wise probably izuku? 😭 he's a v sensitive person and cries like all the time, which is SO ME 😭😭 back in middle school i used to go over to my friend's house to watch tv shows together, and i cried sooo much over those shows that her parents STILL know me as that one friend who cried all the time 💀 aside from that he's a very kind and outgoing person, and he makes friends with a lot of ppl really easily, which is also similar to me!

What canonically-established quirk do you think you would have?

hmm ive never thought abt it before! okay this is probably tmi, but i have superrrr sweaty hands. like, ALL the time it's genuinely so embarrassing. even back when i was in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL it would be so bad that if i shook hands with ppl they would ask if i was nervous or something 😭 anyways i think it would be cool if i had bakugo's quirk so that the sweat would actually be useful??? im sure his hands are also constantly rlly sweaty so i highkey relate to his quirk

ty oomfie for the ask!!! 🥺🫶🫶

[cruesuffix]

Ooouughhhh imagine kitty!Mick and Sharon cuddling in bed, and Mick is like clinging onto her for dear life because he's freezing and absolutely hates being cold, so she's like getting up to grab more blankets so her poor little kitty husband stays warm 🥺

Mick whining about her leaving in the first place and letting out a small surprised noise as she piles all the blankets onto him and crawls back in bed, pulling him close to her chest. Then he starts to purr and nuzzle against her while she rubs his back and pets his ears😭🥺

UGHH THIS IS SO CUTE OOMFIE!!!<333

i like to imagine he was a bit of a blanket hogger cause of how much he of how much he hates being cold. and if he’s already comfortable wrapped around her (almost literally), he won’t want her to get up, or even move around… but he’s freezing and she’s not going to let him get all cold and shivering. so she slowly untangles herself from him and gets up to go find some more blankets. she can hear him whining and begging her to come back, but she’s already in the closet rummaging around for more blankets. when she finds them, she quickly rushes over and dumps all the blankets on top of him. he lets out a little surprised squeak and then immediately snuggles into the blankets, letting out a nice content sigh as he feels himself slowly warm up. and then, on top of that, sharon gets back into bed and lets mick wrap himself back around her, literally attaching to her like a second skin. she’s just happy to hear him purring away, finally comfortable enough to fall asleep.

this is the cutest little thing ever!!<333 will be thinking of kitty!mick being all comfortable and cozy for the rest of the day now!!

[chnt-confessions]

i looooveeeee seeing how the majority of the characters get watered down into such shallow versions of their original written selves. sydney? sad, incapable because of his disability, whiny boi who can’t do anything. jedidiah? DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW SOME OF YOU GUYS TREAT HIM GODDD😭😭😭 sad🥺🥺🥺🥺pathetic boi aw wet cat protect him!!🥺🥺🥺 would get freaky with him?😳😳yah. as if he’s not manipulative and neglecting to sydney and the other characters. i’m not even gonna get started on elijah bro because. jesus christ.

chnt fandom please learn fandom literacy. please.

(also yeah jedidiah😳😳😳would sorry)

THE EMOJIS I KNOW WHO YOU ARE OOMFIE I'M GONNA GET YOU (/ij)

[kazumist]

hi oomf…

HI OOMFIE 🥺🥺🥺

[wondererryn]

HI OOMFIE IT'S BWEN A WHILE 🥺🥺 HRU???

i had a dream about you a while ago. we were buddies hanging ouy and I think that was the whole dream very good dream 👍👍

HAI POOKIE AHHH I MISSED YOUUUUUUU AND IM GOOD :33 (BETTER NOW THAT WE’RE TALKING)

ALSO THATS SO CUTEE

[mathcat7]

hi oomfie hope you're having a nice day

🥺🥺🥺🥺

Awww, thank you Val! I got to try out my new stand mixer so I'd say it was pretty nice. c:

[harukapologist]

hi ily pls accept this terrible doodle i drew in my notes app♥️

Eating my phone rn gnawing at the Screen consuming this ADORABLE DOODLE AAAAAAAAAAA💖💖💖💖💖💖 i love it so much omg they look so soft and cute 🥺 thank u For blessing me oomfie!!!

[playingmyselfafiddle]

HELLOOOOOOO

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SUSHIS???

also look at that pic!!! they are running a bakery >:)

Hello oomfie!! tbh I'm not that big a fan of sushi....😶

PEDRI AND JOAO RUNNING A BAKERY!!!! So cute oomfie...🥺 Joao is so cute with his moustache ... Thank you for the lovely image, I appreciate it lots :)

[amiharana]

something i LOVE abt your writing is your creativity, like you fr come up with prompts that I've never thought about or never seen other ppl apply to revalink, and it's just so refreshing to see them in unique scenarios bc it gives me new things to brainrot about 🫶 I always love seeing your new au ideas because they're just so !! much fun to read !!!! not to give spoilers abt your wips but the one you showed me for the upcoming revalink week has been living in my head RENT FREE like how do you come up with such great ideas 😫✋

also I guess this isn't your Writing but I love the way you text AJSBAJDB the way you say everything is just so funny and I aspire to text like you 😞

(ask game from here)

hi oomfie 🤍🤍 thank you for blowing up my ask box like always /gen

but yeah i make connections to media i feel is so obscure on tumblr dot com like barely anyone interacted with the post i made about revalink au based off of the k-drama 'goblin' because probably no one in these spheres really watches k-drama 😭😭 i think one oomf rb'd knowing exactly what i was talking about but it's like COME ON GUYS IMAGINE THIS SCENE WITH REVALI AS THE GUY AND LINK AS THE GIRL AND LINK PULLING OUT THE SWORD AND [redacted because spoilers if you haven't watched the drama ㅠㅠ]

just the other day i was thinking about an orpheus!revali x eurydice!link au because i was listening to 'wait for me' from the musical 'hadestown'. what about a percy jackson au with revali as a son of apollo who resents link because he gets claimed by a powerful god that no one would have ever guessed would have children. i have part of a scene drafted in my informal-concepting style of a fucking writer!link x editor!revali au. i cannot stress to you enough how insane and Not Normal i am about these two, i will stretch so far to make every connection to revalink i can, i might just get a little taller!

BUT TEEHEE i'm hoping i can get That™ Revalink fic out on time for revalink week 🥺 i stopped writing it for a bit because i got some writer's block and i felt like i was putting too much Plot for a oneshot, but we'll see how it goes! i planned some other stuff based on the prompts, but with the way this semester is going, i doubt i'll be able to write full-fledged oneshots on time for each of them so i may end up just uploading them later on after the semester is over (late may, june, etc)

LOL to that last bit, idk....... i've spent so much time on stan twitter and the internet in general i've developed a very particular way of talking. i'm someone who, if you say a certain word or phrase around me enough, i'll start adding it to my vocabulary without really thinking. like the reason why i type 'not' and 'sorry' as 'nawt' and 'sawry' sometimes? my stan twitter bestie lele (i'm not gonna tag her but she's on here as well i know ur seeing this bff i love u sm). how sometimes my emoji usages are random? also partly lele and other stan twitter mutuals who liked to use random emojis that had nothing to do with the topic because it was funny. i feel like the way i type things online expresses exactly the tone and flow i would use irl too 🤞😽

[atamali]

HI im so bored at work rn !!! oomfies ama ??? in my asks??? please ???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺