#HH Rarepair Month

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HH Rare Pair Month, Aug 12: AU

@sluttycrimehat and I have a Husklie Anastasia AU, which if you didn’t know… You do now! He did a matching ficlet for this, go check it out!

[ryosei-hime]

An Unconventional Date

Sallie May comes to Imp City and takes Loona out on her first date. Warning for violence and mentions of intention of violence specifically towards trans imps. Also available on AO3.

Loona showed up to meet Sallie May outside the club she’d suggested, but didn’t see her anywhere. She had her phone out, trying to text her but all her texts went unread. She scanned the crowd of patrons waiting to get in, looking for any sign of the wrath imp, but no luck. Then her ears pricked up and swiveled like satellite dishes. 

A whistle just low enough to be covered by the noisy crowd sounded, only other Hellhounds responding to it in confusion. Loona turned and followed it to the alley next to the club where Sallie May stood. 

“Hey, girl.” 

God, how did she look cool hiding behind a fuckin’ dumpster? 

“I tried to text you, but..”

“Girl, you don’t bring yer phone on a date like this. You might as well be wearin’ a trackin’ device.” 

Uh oh. Loona hadn’t realized she was going on a date with a conspiracy nut. She should have known there had to be something wrong with her. 

“Uh...do you care if the phone companies know you’re gay or…?” 

Sallie May laughed. 

“Hell, no. We ain’t goin’ in there. I got more excitin’ plans for tonight. Gotta throw off Mildred and your Pa.” 

“He’s not my pa,” Loona deadpanned.

Besides, Blitz didn’t even know she was out with Sallie May at all. That was a fight she’d save for later when he found out through Millie apparently. 

“Fair enough. Come on, let's find somewhere to hide that phone of yers.” 

Loona clutched her phone to her chest and put her ears back. 

“Somewhere safe,” Sallie May amended. “It’s not welded to yer hand, is it?” 

Sallie May searched out a public locker at a bus station to drop Loona’s phone off in. It took a few tries to actually let go of it, but Sallie May was very convincing. She gave her one of those cool smiles and slipped up beside her, sliding her side against Loona’s as she did so, head back as their eyes met. The phone dropped from her hand with a clatter and Sallie May slammed the door shut, locking it. 

“Where are we going and why can’t I have my phone?” Loona demanded as she followed her out of the bus station. 

Her arms were crossed as she became keenly aware that she didn’t really know what to do with her hands without her phone. Sallie May stopped and put her hand on a hip. 

“You work for a killin’ business, right?” 

“Uh yeah.” 

Loona didn’t know what that had to do with anything. 

“But that Pa of yers-” 

Loona shot her a look. 

“Yer boss, from what I hear, don’t let you do much of the killin.” 

“Yeah, so?”

“That’s a waste of them pearly whites if you ask me,” Sallie May said with a wink. “So, tonight, I’m lettin’ you do the killin’ and I’ll hide the bodies.” 

“Dude, really?” 

“Oh, yeah, baby. I gotta see what you can do.”

Loona’s tail started wagging as she trailed after Sallie May, excitement actually showing on her face. Maybe she should have asked more questions about who they were killing and why, but honestly, who gave a fuck? She let the wrath imp lead her through the party district and into a seedier part of the city. Blitz would flip if he knew she was here. 

“Here’s the plan. I got a meetin’ set up with these fuckers. Don’t worry bout why. All you gotta do is stand next to me and look good.” 

Was this a date or did Sallie May just ask her out to play the part of a Hellhound guard? 

“When I do this..” Loona’s ire at that possibility vanished when a finger slid up the back of her thigh lightly. “You let loose.” 

“Let loose?” 

“Yeah, baby, just let loose. Rip 'em up. Get primal.” 

“Uh...okay. Sure.” 

Loona stood next to Sallie May at the door, trying her best to look tough which really just looked like her normal aloof stance with a slight snarl. They were let in by a somewhat taller imp, closer to Blitz’s height. He glanced around them on either side before leading them into the dark building. Loona wouldn’t admit to it but she started feeling a little uncomfortable. This was shady as fuck. What the hell was Sallie May getting them into? 

They were taken into a room where another six imps waited, milling about around a table where a much larger demon sat. Loona couldn’t identify what he was, but he loomed over the others, wrapped in robes and a cloak. She could only make out two pairs of shining red eyes in the hood. Shit, what was this, some kinda mafia? 

Sallie May stopped at the end of the table, looking no less her aloof self in the presence of this mob. She put a hand on her hip and looked the mysterious demon up and down. 

“Hey big boy. Nice to meet ya.” 

“You’re not as tall as I expected,” the booming voice responded.

“Don’tchya worry about that, baby. For what I lack in height, I make up for in feistiness, ain’t that right, bitch?” 

Loona stiffened as Sallie May slapped her ass.

“Uh. Yeah.” 

The mysterious figure laughed. 

“She’s here as part of the audition, I presume.” 

“Oh, yeah. How’m I supposed to show ya the goods if I ain’t got nothing to use em on?” 

Loona looked confused for a moment before Sallie May put a hand on her back and pushed her to the table. Loona froze as Sallie May’s hands ran down her sides and cupped her ass. Okay what the hell? Felt nice and all, but what the - Oh and now she was….pretending to grind against her? Loona blushed as all eyes in the room turned to them. 

Sallie May bent over her briefly, hand slipping down between her legs. Loona shivered as her finger slid up her thigh. Oh, right, the sign. As soon as Sallie May felt her tense, she leapt over Loona and straight at the mysterious demon, a knife drawn from her shorts while he was distracted by the show. Loona turned her attention on the smaller imps and they scattered as she ripped into the throat of the nearest one. 

By the time they were done the room was littered with bodies and Loona was staring at Sallie May as she returned to the body of the big demon. She kicked it repeatedly and gave it a few more stabs. 

“So, uh, before we clean up. What the hell?” Loona demanded. 

“Sex traffickin ring,” Sallie May spit on the body. “They target a very specific population.” 

She pointed to her horns with a raised eyebrow. Took Loona a moment longer than she liked to get the hint. 

“Oh. Damn. What the fuck?” 

“Right? They say it’s auditions fer porn, but once they get ya in, ya don’t come out. I had to expand my killin’ territory anyways, so I might as well take out some trash while I’m at it.” 

“Yeah, Fuck those assholes. But you could have warned me. Shit.” 

Sallie May grinned at her wickedly. 

“Where’s the fun in that?”  

She sidled up to her and put a finger to her chin, turning those cool eyes on her. 

“Ya mad?” 

Loona scoffed but then couldn’t help but smile. Something about that faux innocence on Sallie May’s face amused her. She blushed and looked off to the side, hands shoved into pockets.

“No. Just. Warn me next time. Damn.” 

“Good. Cause we got three more of their meetups to take out. And we gotta do it fast. Grab a body.” 

Loona watched the wrath imp as she dragged the much larger demon to the center of the room. Damn, she was cool. She wiped some blood from her muzzle before hurrying to help her. She’d never been on a date before, but she was pretty sure this was the coolest one she’d ever have. 

[chierry]

Reincarnation Cringe and Faceless King for the WIP game :))) u rock

Hi Anon. Thank you for the sweet ask <3 *gives you a little kiss on the cheek*

REINCARNATION CRINGE:

Basically, it's banking on the idea that the 10th Gen is the First Gen reincarnated, and that Alaude had an unrequired crush on Ugetsu, and after Alaude dies prematurely and Ugetsu lives on his life and eventually dies, they are reincarnated as Hibari and Yamamoto. Then, one day, Yams is going to a baseball game out of Namimori, and Hibari tags along because he needs to deal with some shit in the same city. It would be a field/car trip kind of thing where they slowly uncover the truth about Alaude and Ugetsu's story with the crumbs of story they left behind :D I actually still really love this story, but the details need to be baked for a little while longer before I can put it to work (and I need to finish the rarepair week, Sun Shower and HH first dggerjk). I just know it wouldn't be super long, between 5 to 7 chapters, 8 if I am feeling bold, but no more than 10.

This is super old (March 9 of 2021!!) and I would change it if I had written it now but here is a snippet I had written for it. This garbage site is not allowing be to indent it so I will do what I can lmao

— “Don’t… say things like that.”

The unusual sternness from Asari had little effect on Alaude. The man kept walking on, refusing to acknowledge his colleague's noticeable frown.

“I merely speak the truth.”

The rebuttal made the rain guardian stop in his tracks. In part, he was glad that Alaude wasn’t looking back, or else he might have caught the brief sadness that showed on his face.

He had to at the very least play the part of the calm one. —

I am very much fond of this story, and I hope to come back to it sometime.

THE FACELESS KING:

Now this is a story I am actually in love with. The type of love that would make me do an illustration for every chapter.

This would be Hibari finally hitting 18, and then he actually has to take over his family business. This would be in Tsuna's POV, and he discovers that Hibari is leaving by complete accident. Even with all the legal shit of just quitting to be a guardian, Hibari leaves and Tsuna just gets kinda sad, but life goes on. Then, months after, he gets an invitaion for Hibari's "coronation" at his family "business". They meet again, and turns out said business is straight up a pretty temple with people living on it, and Hibari is about to become the Faceless King.

This one would be about losing your identity and becoming a symbol, and how Hibari going thru it would reflect on Tsuna's journey to becoming the Tenth Vongola. There would be no comfort, only hurt and most of all, body horror <3

I love this story so much. Def top 5 things I want to write before I die.

[hazbinmo-tel]

HH Rarepair Month: August 5th; Intimacy/Date Night

Somehow, despite not being part of the ship, Angel stole the show for this comic. And don’t worry! He won’t tell anyone... For a price. <3

[hazbinmo-tel]

HH Rarepair Month: August 2nd; First Meeting/Initial Attraction.

Whats got more tension and subtle ‘oh they’re kinda hot’ vibes than bandaging someone up?

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HH Rarepair Month, Aug 19th: Extermination Day

ANGY

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HH Rarepair Month: Aug 9th Angst / Hurt/Comfort

whattya do when your chipper girlfriend is freaking out? Try not to freak out yourself, probably.

[hazbinmo-tel]

@sluttycrimehat and I built a fun little Hazbin/Helluva Rare Pair Month for everyone who has a rare/crack ship that doesn't get love. It starts August 2nd and ends August 26th. Days spaced this way to give everyone plenty of time for prompts!

A few simple rules:

Since this IS RARE pair month, canon and popular ships aren't allowed. So that means no Stolitz, Pentniss, RadioDust, Chaggie etc.

OT3s are allowed!

No OCs, sorry guys.

And obviously, no inc*st/p*do ships

If you’d like to participate, feel free to tag it as #HH Rarepair Month, or even @ me and @sluttycrimehat!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

[ryosei-hime]

Daddy Issues

Trying to see how many of these HH Rare Pair prompts I can keep going in the same story. : P This one’s for hurt/comfort. Hopefully there’s enough of both of those considering these two aren’t the most emotional of characters. Also available on AO3.

When Loona returned home, she had to stop in the doorway and take a long look around. The apartment was practically destroyed. Oh, good. So, he knew already. He must be waiting for her at that club Millie thought they were at. She stepped around all the clutter on the floor and could practically hear Blitz’s panicked voice screaming “My baby!” as he searched for her. She rolled her eyes and went to her room before texting him. 

Hey, I’m home. Where are you?

She smirked as he immediately began typing back, silenced her phone, and flopped down on her bed. He’d make himself known when he got home. But Loona planned to keep the door between them. Blitz could huff and puff all he wanted, but the door was like a sacred barrier or some shit. He never crossed that line. When she was in there, anyways. Fuck if she put it past him to snoop around when she wasn’t. 

He did in fact, make himself known when he returned, pounding on the door and shouting. She pushed earbuds into her ears after a while and drowned him out, falling asleep with music blasting in her ears. She had to come out eventually, but by the time morning had come, he’d worn himself out. He sat at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee, looking exhausted when she wandered in to find breakfast. 

He waited until she sat down with her toast to get started.

“You listen to me, young lady!” 

Loona let out an exaggerated groan, head hanging back dramatically, but he just shouted over it. 

“That honky tonk bitch can’t just come up here killin’ whoever she damn well pleases! The city is a delicate fuckin’ ecosystem! For every one fucker you take out, there’s ten, twenty more assholes you’ve pissed off! And she had the fuckin balls to drag you into that?!” 

“I guess you’d know about pissing off a bunch of assholes,” Loona shot back, a little offended that he went for Sallie May on such a personal level. “Huh, Blitzo?” 

Blitz’s face turned livid and he slammed his hands on the table, leaning over it towards her. 

“I don’t want you going out with her again! I...I forbid it!” 

“Oh, you forbid it? You can’t stop me!” Loona slammed a hand down on the table as well. “I’m an adult! And you’re not my dad! I’ll see whoever I want!” 

“Not while you’re living under my roof!”

“Oh, the roof you rent? Yeah that’s a lot of authority to swing around, asshole. Why don’t you just get off my fuckin back and find someone else to project your intimacy issues onto for once!” 

She kicked her chair across the kitchen as she stood and stormed off, leaving Blitz speechless. She didn’t have to stay here and take this shit! As she marched down the hall, she pulled up Sallie May in her contacts. 

Sallie May met her in a local park. She sat on a picnic table next to her while Loona took the bench, lounging back against it. Sallie May put her chin on a hand, elbow on her knee and just watched her as she stared up at the sky. She didn’t seem to be in a rush to make her talk, but eventually she nudged her shoulder with her leg. 

“If we’re just here to enjoy the view, I gotta say, I’m likin’ what I’m seein’.” 

She winked and Loona’s disgruntled expression melted into a shy smile. God dammit, how’d she do that? Loona sat upright and crossed her arms.

“I just had to get out of that apartment.” 

“Yer Pa not too happy ‘bout our date, huh?” 

“He’s not my…” She noticed Sallie May’s trollish expression and shoved her leg away. “He’s an asshole. He doesn’t let me go anywhere or do anything. It’s like...he tries to pretend we have this family bond. But he doesn’t even trust me! All he does is keep me locked up in my room or the fuckin’ office. Then he gets to act like his feelings are hurt when I’m mad about it!” 

Sallie May hopped down to sit next to Loona, leaning against her side, an arm slipping around her. Loona felt herself relax a little at the touch and as the tension seeped out of her, a softness came over her face.

“How’m I supposed to trust him if he doesn’t trust me? It’s a two way street. You can’t just force it, you know?” 

“I feel ya, girl. Hard to wanna let people in when they won’t stop beatin’ at the door.” 

Loona looked down at her in surprise. No one had put her feelings into words like that before, but Sallie May hit it right on the nose in one shot. 

“That’s why I always play it smooth.” 

Sallie May ran her fingers up Loona’s arm with a grin. Loona smiled against her will. 

“Dammit, how do you do that?” 

“I don’t know what ya mean,” she replied innocently. 

“I’m still pissed off. Stop making me smile.” 

“Don’t think I can do that. Might as well ask me to turn down the sun. Ain’t no shuttin this charisma down. It’s a curse.” 

She ended with an exaggerated sigh and Loona gave her a push, but not hard enough that she had to take her arm away. She liked it where it was. 

“Smug bitch.” 

Loona’s tone came out playful and Sallie May pulled herself close again, giving her a sultry look. She found herself leaning down towards the arrogant imp, that stare magnetic. As soon as she came within reach, Sallie May’s hand slipped around her neck and pulled her into a passionate kiss 

Loona felt like an implosion had gone off. She let her issues with Blitz fade away as Sallie May’s fingers curled in the fur of her neck, her other hand running down her back. Why not let Sallie May make her feel better? And if she could piss off Blitz at the same time, all the better.

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HH Rarepair Month, Aug 16th: Similarities/Differences

It’s about the PARALLELS for me