#HEY HEY WAIT. HOLD ON.

[ambrosiagourmet]

Hey wait hold on

HEY HOLD ON

HEY WAIT. WAIT HOLD ON. HEY. HEY.

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

[love-3-crimes]

something about un-roamed paths idk

[ritz-writes]

i love how the good omens fixation can just slam into u like a bus. like, ur still in the road and have been for months since the first bus hit you. but then it comes back and runs you over randomly.

i saw a gif of aziraphale pulling crowley to go dance and legit just started stimming cuz like. that happened! he asked him to dance! and giggled! then took his HAND!! AND PULLED HIM TO THE DANCE FLOOR!!! LIKE?? THAT HAPPENED! THEY DID THAT! THEY THEY THEY

im not normal about this show and never will be thank u for coming to my ted talk

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Portrait pains

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[sollucets]

just yok things for @ahxu-laowen

[fraidycat-art]

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[lottiecrabie]

me writing buffy the vampire slayer fanfiction in the year of our lord 2024 to an audience of 5

anyway buffy reckoning with what she has to become to be a slayer 🤓😝👇

[quirkle2]

ritsu!

[teru] [mob] [reigen]

[narcissosbythepool]

Price waking up with a stiff shoulder that radiates pain all the way from his neck to his arm to his back. He feels embarrassed by it, it makes him feel old. He tries to extract himself from bed with a pained hiss, when he feels Gaz's hand on his shoulder, stopping him.

"Let me," Gaz says softly, and Price lies back down, watching as Gaz gets up to get the muscle relaxant gel.

"It's fine, Kyle," he calls out when Gaz disappears into the bathroom.

"Shut it, sir," comes the reply and Price can't hold back his smile.

Gaz comes back and sits next to him on the bed, looking down at him with gentle, tired eyes.

In that moment, Price feels loved. Gaz reaches out to cup his cheek, and Price leans into the touch as much as the pain lets him.

"Do you think you could sit up so I can apply the gel?"

"I can try," Price sighs, and Gaz smiles back at him, leans in for a soft kiss on his forehead.

They do get him sat up, with a pained grunt and some good-natured giggling. Gaz, kneeling behind Price, spreads the cool gel on his shoulders and spreads it all over, digging into the sore, rockhard muscles with his fingers, increasing in pressure little by little.

Price can't help but dream of a future after.

When they're retired and old, and their bodies becoming stiffer and harder to manage alone.

It'll be him and Gaz, in the bedroom, offering comfort, dealing care and gentle touch.

He relaxes slowly under Gaz's touch, and can finally crane his neck back a little, asking for a kiss.

Gaz cups the back of his neck and grants him his wish, the ever-benevolent creature.

"Better?"

"Better."

[mylove-thresher]

imagine getting your period with cramps right before having to take three exams the next day haha that’s so funny right (I’m sobbing.)

[spaciebabie]

he's ready for your date spacie :]

WTFFFF HES SOOOO FUCKING PRETTY

[absoluteocellibehavior]

Me whenever I see someone on the Malevolent Discord and/or Patreon who either follows me or has liked multiple of my Tumblr posts:

[patch-of-roses]

This almost certainly already exists, but I'm wondering what a post-canon Loop reunion might look like after the OneHat ending. In a scenario where they stumble across the party on accident because they seem to be trying to keep their distance in that version.

Because there's a lot of different ways it could go. If they still are in their star form, do they just... keep up the act? Pretend like everything is fine? Or would seeing Siffrin prompt an immediate fight? Because they restrained themself enough in the game to not do that, but I could imagine all that restraint vanishing very quickly if prompted.

There's also the possibility that they're in a human form again, which... how would you explain that? When you very specifically stopped yourself from revealing that information before? That would be painful, I'd imagine.

Also, what would Siffrin think in that scenario? Because if he still hasn't pieced it together, that would be a wild revelation to have all at once without any time to process it.

[imthursdaysyme]

When you need to match your husband so you buy an array of headbands that match all his shirts

[milimeters-morales]

if miles got forced into the collider in ITSV instead of ripeter, would different types of prowlers have been dragged into his universe instead of other spider-people??? bc that could create the possibility of miles meeting miles g and/or aaron-42 here, maybe another aaron, and a version of hobie too. i think if somehow, both ripeter and miles were forced into the collider’s beam, then that would pull the canon itsv cast AND the prowler cast into the universe. but i also wonder if that would make the world more unstable, because stuff in it was glitching more the longer Fisk was on his bs, but with all the fighting the prowlers and spideys would do with each other, i think they take more time than canon to leave and let miles handle the rest. i think the Aarons seeing this version of his nephew do something so dangerous without ANY backup or training also makes it harder for them to let him take the Leap and do things himself, so add even more time taken/wasted. well idk early comics aaron was an asshole maybe if he was here he wouldn’t care THAT much about this particular Miles? oh my god wait. these Aarons interacting with the Aaron that’s already here. that’d be interesting lol