#HEWwO??????????

[nientedal]

Tonight he was wearing his most severe black suit, kneeling between my legs his rather impressive nose nuzzling my virility. His deft fingers brushing my mustache entering into my mouth to be suckled. But things started to shift, I felt real hands on my face, heavily calloused quickly moving to the buttons on my vest. Then I felt the presences of a figure it the bottom of my feet. I daren’t look, but something awoke me, a familiar voice. “Watson, I simply am amazed at how thin you are.” He said; his voice like the heady plumb of pipe smoke. My eyes opened to look down at the face of a one Sherlock Holmes, my most intimate confidant! His grey green eyes gave me the most piercing once over, no doubt silently deducing my person, and what I was up to all these long years. He frowned and pulled me into a fierce hug and told me that if I ever dipped into his private stores that he would kill me. I broke our embrace with laugh and gave him a firm kiss, I would wait till morning for explanations, but for now I wanted, nay needed to touch him and for him to touch me. He continued his ministrations on my clothing as I started to do the same once I exposed enough skin I took a deep draught of scent noting that it had changed slightly, more spicy and altogether more masculine than I remember.

...was. was this meant for me

[dunmesh]

one of my favorite things about laios is that he does get judgemental and annoyed by his party members but he keeps it to himself to avoid (further) confrontation. it's hilarious

[eleanor-of-fuquitaine]

Katharine Hepburn's iconic movie outfits - 1/?

An Ode to the Velvet Suit - WOMAN OF THE YEAR (1942)

[erabu-san]

Tighnawi

[collophora]

I resurrected my tumblr just to post this

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I didn't have 'German Chancellor suffers eye injury after jogging accident and posting pics of himself with an eyepatch and "I'm excited for the memes" on twitter on my 2023 bingo card and yet

[st0neymal0neyx0]

[thoodleoo]

looks at you with my big sumerian figurine eyes

[cannniballcutie]

thinking about ur fav big nasty perv man who loves infiltrating his cute little gfs hyperfeminine aesthetic. but i’m also horny.

you love it when your boyfriend comes over. you love it when he leaves his shoes by your pastel pink door. you love it when he lays on your couch, the dust from his blue collar job leaving its home on his pants to settle onto your cushions. you love when he kisses you, ruining your carefully glossed lips, and making your breath smell like the nasty alcohol he was drinking before he paid you a visit, even though you brushed your teeth with bubblegum toothpaste so you could taste sweet for him. you love it when he uses his calloused hands to take one of your sweet throw pillows and put it under your knees, pausing to knead your soft thighs, digging his dirty fingernails into them and leaving small crescent moons. you love when he pushes you onto his hardening cock as he palms himself, and you feel him fondle the bow on the back of your head sweetly, noticing you wore one in his favorite color just for him. you love how he laughs when you try to unbuckle his heavy belt without damaging your carefully manicured nails. your soft pleas music to his ears. (of course he aids you by swiftly unbuckling himself and putting his belt around your perfumed neck, tangling your dainty jewelry as he secured it in two quick movements.) you love it when he lets you take him into your mouth as far as you can go before he helps you and pulls you further onto his cock with his belt. your carefully applied mascara running down your cheeks. which are flushed just the way he likes. you love it when he pulls you off of his dick before he finishes, leaning in to pull your delicate tank top down, accidentally breaking your favorite necklace, the one with his initial dangling from it (he apologized so sweetly) before he finishes on your chest. you love it when he picks you up and lays you on the couch, pulling his phone out of his pocket to take a picture of you while you lie there prettily, hoping that he’ll show his friends what a pretty mess you are for him. you love it when your boyfriend comes over, and you hope he comes back again soon, but not too soon, so you have time to make yourself pretty enough to be ruined.

thinking bout toji, sukuna, aone, könig, and ghost (=^･ω･^=)

also pls lemme know if u wanna hear smth else from me.. i’m all ears for my angels 🌬️

[mndvx]

joshuatbassett you pick a flower and pray it lasts

[c0ttonberries]

Someones totally done this already. Idc its funny

[syrren]

At least docm’s inevitable merciless rampage will serve as excellent Scarland promotional material 😌

[mqfx]

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

[trickstermelon]

“That’s just how I look when I’m totally free!”

☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

Big News - I now have a personal shop for prints and exclusive merch! You can currently get this and a ton of other yonko and crew illustrations 💛💛💛

[devdoption]