#HESOS CUTE PLEASE

[kebarney]

he… hes speaking to me…

someone tell me i dont need this rn before i pull out my card … 💔💔

im slowly starting to like kaiser more than i should someone stop me from spending my money on a kaiser plush. the voices are getting louder.

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

helloo marleyyy!!!

thank you for being my first follower, im gonna remember you when i blow up and become tumblr famous /j

can i just say, your guinea pigs are so cute!! im patting them on the head right now and you can’t stop me

i hope the spiders get out of your room or i’ll use my heart anon powers on them and kindly kick them out

now, i hope that YOU are doing amazing because its what you deserve

your house md ocs, writing and drawings are all really good!! trust me on that

you are a real asset to the dps and house md community and it wouldnt be the same without your posts

make sure you’re eating and drinking a good amount every day. it’s summer now so you can’t use school as an excuse SO EAT AND DRINK PLEASE

take care x

-🤎

im sitting on the floor of my mums bedroom BAWLINGGGIAVSIWVSUVWJSVWUGSUE you are actually too nice like AAA 😭😭😭

ALSO HELL YEAH YOU'RE WELCOME UTS A PLEASURE TO BE YOUR FIRST FOLOWER!!! and of course you'll remember me when you're famous 😜😜 im your favourite /j

alos yes my guinea pigs love pats hehe

AG THANK YOU O LOVE SYDNEY AND VINNY, Sydney specifically i love him heso bbgggggggg.

AH THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭 i do try i do 😔🙏

also i ammmmm. (I've drank a coffee today)

THANK YOU BROWN HEART ANON 🤎🤎

[tottyandkara]

I was right LOL, he is shirtless! And he has a mustache?! 

[kaizokuou-ni-naru]

Heso! Jonquil-sensei!!! Please rate your favorite One Piece girls based on how much you'd like them to be your girlfriend!! We know you think about it every day!!! We want a Top Ten!! P.N: Nami's Mikans

Is this because of my ‘I like one piece girls because I like women who can murder me’ comment? I feel called out. Anyways I'm too lazy for a top ten so here’s a Top Five.

Honorable mention goes to Hancock, who I couldn’t include in the list proper because she’s objectively probably not a good choice for someone to actually like date and live with but I am regrettably in love with her nonetheless.

5: Tashigi. If I was Tashigi’s girlfriend I would simply respect her agency, intelligence, and ability to kick my ass. Rip to every male character in One Piece but I’m different. Also she’s cute.

4: Okiku. I know I know I haven’t even reached Wano yet but listen she’s TALL and PRETTY and has a SWORD. Okiku pick me up and carry me challenge.

3: Koala. If you say you wouldn't date Koala you're either not into women or you're lying. She's awesome and pretty and sweet and does karate and that’s just that. The greatest injustice Oda has ever done me personally is not drawing her with muscles.

2: Bonney. PIRATE GIRL PIRATE GIRL and also Bonney just seems like she’d be fun to date. She’s loud and irreverent and would probably get us both arrested and I like that in a girl. Also she canonically spits in the face of gross men. I love her.

1: Nami. I will not elaborate because I can’t without being horny and I won’t subject you all to that. 

[jaymzeecat]

Okay... I am very excited for more Karabita! Heso Wars staff, thank you so much for spoiling us! I love Chibita's cute little outfit. His tiny little sandals are so precious. And his dumb (boy)friend... I just can't...

My only minor complaint would be... please give Chibita a sandwich. Boy's looking a bit thin, where's his tummy? We all know he's a little chubber. ;) Maybe he's wearing Spanx while he's on vacation, haha.

[tottyandkara]

My observance level: apparently 0

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THEY ALL GOT NEW POSES WHEN HIT?! 

Totty is so freakin’ cute!!!! And Kara is so graceful, look at that pose, he makes that look cool!

Choro’s new one is he’s getting kicked/hit in the dick and Ichi’s is also equally ridiculous with him being kicked/hit on the ass! Heso, Heso please, leave these boys alone.While we’re at it @Tabi staff please also leave these boys alone, you guys are really showing how much you hate them and it’s tiresome.

But also as a biased piece of shit Kara and Totty fan #blessed thank you for making my boys look so good!