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last we saw of dabi was chapter 353..WE"RE ON FUCKING CHAPTER 384
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Major Tom dear friend who lives inside my head dear friend raised young with a desire to become a scribe for the Torah which is a killer job but upon an act of teenage rebellion and to “stick it to the man” (his father who always very openly loved him and supported him) during his little cousin’s bat mitzvah he shows up late to it and struts down the room (looks like Adam Sandler wedding singer area in my mind) saying Padre I am gonna become the Catholic Pope! And then leaves and is wiped off the face of the earth for a few years and a the years pass and Major Tom is crowned first 18 year old pope in over hundreds of years named Pope Tom I and is just the pope for shits and giggles because he’s 18 what are you gonna do also he’s famous on tiktok and also all the old ass cardinals there have absolutely no idea how to handle him because yeah he’s a GREAT pope, BTW. Very influential and is the result of an increase in connecting the youth to the churche’s old fart traditions by being funny and fruity as hell and the exact opposite energy as a church youth group counselor but Major Tom is also just fuckinga. High school senior age and so he sits dramatically on his pope throne clicking together his fake acrylics he bought at idk the Vatican Citu is in Italy so an Italian target store probably being like hmmmm can I still legally excommunicate people? Whatever the Beatles are now banned because I said so. Everyone’s like man what do we do with Tom here Also. He actually scribes for the Torah anyways he’s currently transferring an old ass scroll over to newer scroll paper because it had recently got spilled on you k ow how it is also his little cousin is pissed at him all the time because he always coincidentally turns things meant to be about her all about him he doesn’t do this on purpose but he’s just so dramatic people just have to focus on him Also he’s a jojo oc which makes shit even more funny because his stand is named Love Boat and it does absolutely nothing because he’s never felt the need to use it so it’s a weird little pet to him and people think he’s crazy for talking to it because they can’t see it but that’s okay sometimes they think he’s just praying out loud and with his eyes wide open while he’s doing a live video of mukbang in the chapel des es mayjuh tom tew groun controwl....oim steppang frew tha doohoor and oim floatang en tha mosta peculiar waaayhaay ALSO he’s Italian so Naples strong love wins okay bye
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IJALSFMDVLCK.NJAERGFDLSKHL;AOTESJFYDILHKQCJXHIOERGAOIHEKJDAFGPOHASOPDFOPOPOPHIAERDFPGVPC/PARDSFPPARPSDF OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OH Y FUCKIANSG GOD OH MY7 FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKINGA DVSOI AEWH SFDO CXOPZPOIERPIOSDFIYPAIYERIDSOF VGOD MY FUCKIGNJ AWODSFIJOAOEOSDVPO ISOPIDFYVY PZ OH MY GOD THAT’S IT GUYS THAT’S IT THAT’S IT THAT’S IT THAT’S IT THAT’S IT THE MOMENT I’VE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR SINCE I WATCHED THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE OF TEEN WOLF I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE DAY STILES AND LYDIA WOULD BE OFFICIALLY TOGETHER AND IT’S HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LITERALLY I’M JUST IN PURE SHOCK LIKE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MY MOUTH HAS NOT BEEN SHUT SINCE IT HAPPENED I’M IN PURE SHOCK I HAVE NEVER WAITED SO LONG FOR SOMETHING SO PURE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE “I DIDN’T SAY IT BACK” “YOU DON’T HAVE TO” SHE SAVES HIM AND THEN SHE SAYS THAT AND HE FUCKING WALKS TO HER AND KISSES HER AND YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE HER ALMOST CRYING AS SHE KISSES HIM WHEN THEIR MOUTHS PULL AWAY AS THEY ADJUST FOR THE FIRST TIME HER MOUTH IS LITERALLY CONTORTED IN ALMOST A SOB OF HAPPINESS BUT THAT’S DROWNED OUT BY THE FACT THAT IT’S HIM IT’S HIM IT’S STILES STILINSKI IT IS THE ABSOLUTE LOVE OF HER LIFE SHE’S REAL AND THERE WITH HER AND SHE WILL NEVER LOSE HIM AGAIN NOT FOR AS LONG AS THEY LIVE AND WHEN THEY FUCKING RUN AWAY THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS AND “EVERYTHING’S CHANGED” LITERALLY I WANT TO DIE FUCK EVERYTHING LYDIA AND STILES ARE TOGETHER AND THAT’S ALL I’VE LITERALLY EVER WANTED DEAR GOD GOD IS REAL
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