#HELP THEU LOOK LIKE POTATOES

[clownpalette]

*(gives Inka 10 peice chicken nuggets and scurries away)*

Named that dude Oliver and he's a vegetarian because I said so

[pumpkinsy0]

can't get papercut celebrating the holidays out of my head because of you so can we get more hc's of curly celebrating with the curtis fam + gang?

I LOVE GETTING JOLLY IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE!!!

•im starting this off by saying when pony invited curly over, curly IMMEDIATELY went “ion wanna hang w ya weird ass friends🤨”

•curlys having an ugly sweater of w SOMEONE and it HAS to be dally or soda, i can feel it in my bones, they go all out for it too

•they can fight all they want, soda is rlly good t making hot cocoa and curlys great at topping it off w whip cream, marshmallows and that whole shebang

•YES, im mentioning those haitian fanals again because theu look COOL, and SO pretty, they WILL make them

•i was watching aqua teen hunger force and there was this christmas scene and this one character went “unwrap it up u lil creep” and thats TOTALLY darry w curly when theyre opening gifts

•curly is just actively pulling pony under the mistletoe and EVERYONE hates that bs, cause at some point its not even just kissing, y r u making out in the doorway my nigga, MOVE

•johnnys the one taking pics of everyone, wether they suspect it or not, he likes the memories

•idk if u goys know what im talking about specifically when it comes to cold christmas’, but thats the kind of christmas vibes pony and curly r bringin to the function

•two bit prolly had darry make a fruit cake and darry KNEW nobody was gonna like it bc he actually had it before, and he tried telling everyone he wasnt doing that bc but they kept peatering, he made it, and what do u know when time came to eat it, that shit was ass

•soda prolly made colorful mac and cheese and mashed potatoes and everyone but curly was used to it so curly thought these mfs were CRAZY, bc “WHY is my mac and cheese neon red, nigga fix this shit right now🙎🏿‍♂️”

•the ONLY movie pony puts on that curly can actually sit through is the nightmare before christmas

•johnny loves decorating the gingerbreads but earlier curly WAS tasked w helping to decorate em to help but he drew a dick on some of em so that stopped as quickly as it started

•steve was just chillin honestly, wasnt much he could do

•all the pics johnny took r now in a lil scrapbook :D

[kingdomofzythania]

Session 2 (Part 1)

17, 2018:

1. Bar Brawl Continues!:

● To recap, one skeleton has been defeated. Three more remain. Elaria has very low

health. Let the game begin!

○ Continuation of Round 1:

■ K turn: Koe attacks Skeleton 1. Attack hits.

○ Round 2:

■ S turn: Sirena tries to heal Elaria. Bad roll, instead of healing, Sirena

takes .5 health from Elaria (now down to 4.5 health, help!!!)

■ E turn: Elaria decides that if she’s low on health, she should not be in the

line of fire. She backflips behind the bar to hide.

■ D turn: Doryu takes some of his fish rations out of his bag and throws it

over to Elaria.

■ Tw turn: Draws sword to attack Skeleton 3. Attack misses.

● Skeleton 3 knicks Twang’s cheek. Twang takes 1 damage. ■ K turn: Koe attacks skeleton 1 again and kills it.

○ Round 3:

■ S turn: Sirena creates an ice chromatic orb. It freezes skeleton 3. Sirena

pokes the skeleton, which then shatters into a million tiny pieces.

■ E turn: Elaria eats fish ration only to gain back 1 health point. Getting

frustrated with not being able to help fight or recover her health, Elaria

goes back to her Elvish roots and decides to meditate to gain health.

■ D turn: Doryu runs Skeleton 2 into the wall.

● Skeleton slides sword against Doryu’s ribs and he takes 1 damage.

■ Tw turn: Twang attacks with swords. He slices the top of skeleton 2’s head off.

■ K turn: Koe tries to close the distance between him and the last remaining skeleton. He looks in the bar mirror, sees his appearance, scares himself, and falls down.

○ Round 4

■ S turn: Sirena uses Fire Bolt. She creates a flame, scales it back until it's

just a small fire from one finger. She flicks the fire at skeleton 2, burning

the skeleton to a crisp.

■ The battle ends!!!! Gain XP and increase by 1 level.

● Elaria and Sirena choose to take time to choose new spells.

● Doryu, Twang, and Koe loot skeletons.

○ They find a piece of paper on one of the skeletons that simply has the letters FYTN written on it. Koe puts it in his bag. 2. Aftermath of the Battle Brawl: ● Frenchie splits!

○ Group turns to the bar to get their money from Frenchie and ask for information. They find that he is not behind the bar anymore and the back door to the bar is wide open.

■ With no one in the group being proficient in tracking, the group realizes it would be a lost cause to go after Frenchie.

■ The group rolls perception checks to investigate the bar one last time before leaving.

● Elaria notices a weird smells has taken over the bar. Twags simply notices the back door being open and that there are stairs leading to a second floor. Doryu hears a knock coming from upstairs, as does Sirena. Koe be chillen at bar and not paying attention.

● Let’s split up, gang!

○ Sirena and Elaria stay downstairs in case Frenchie decides to come back. Twang and Doryu go upstairs to investigate the knocking sound. Koe, being difficult as always, decides not to join either group and just sit on the stairs.

■ Sirena and Elaria talk about the guys in the group and agree that they are all weird and immature. They agree that the girls are the brains of the operation.

■ Koe plays with his knife on the stairs.

○ Upstairs: Doryu kicks the door at the top of the stairs open. A dirty, weird smelling

man falls from the ceiling and hits the floor. The man sees Doryu and Twang and thanks them for coming to rescue him.

■ Twang rolls a perception check on the man and notices that the man seems extremely malnourished and dehydrated.

● Twang gives the man water from his waterskin.

■ After receiving the water, the man becomes more alert and starts freaking out. He begins to scream at Doryu and Twang asking who they were, why

they are there in his bar, and just cursing at them.

■ Elaria, Sirena, and Koe run upstairs after hearing the commotion. They

ask what’s going on.

● Dude starts yelling and cursing: “I’ve been fucking locked up in

this goddamn room by some fucking guy with a fucking French ass mustache. I’ve been starving and dying of fucking thirst and then you’re fucking weird ass friends come barging into the room. This is my bar, what are you fucking doing in my fucking bar?!”

○ Group plus the guy go downstairs to get the guy a drink from the bar.

■ Guy gets aggravated and says that “this doesn’t look like Roger’s bar”

(guy’s name is Roger). They try to explain that as far as they know this is Frenchie’s bar, the guy who locked him up.

● Roger, still aggravated, shares that Frenchie is a part of the Midnight Bane ■ Group continues trying to gather information from Roger who is still yelling and cursing, not being of much help.

● Koe, being an asshole, decides to try intimidating Roger by throwing his dagger at the Roger’s Bar sign above the bar. He takes 1 damage

■ Roger shares that the only thing remaining in the bar that belongs to him is his favorite plaque that has a joke from a traveler named Ambrose. 1He starts to tell the joke: “So a bear walks into a bar...oh I’ll tell this joke another time. I’m very tired from all the craziness.”

■ Doryu asks Koe for the paper they looted from the skeletons. He asks Roger about the letters written on the paper.

● Roger states that the letters on the paper are given to the Midnight Bane’s henchmen when they are assigned a job, the job this time most likely being to kill the group. The letters are essentially useless now that the skeletons have been defeated.

■ The group decides to leave the bar and Roger asks for their names. The group goes around sharing their names with Roger and then leave the bar. Koe forgets his dagger, which is still stuck in the bar sign.

3. Regrouping at the Lodge ● What to do now?

○ The group goes back to the lodge to rest after the battle at the bar and to talk about strategies moving forward.

■ Elaria’s mood shifts as she becomes angered by what happened at the bar. She states that they must come up with a plan because they had told Frenchie that they were interested in the Midnight Bane and were sent by Panrose to defeat them. She deducts that if Frenchie is part of the Midnight Bane, then they no longer have the element of surprise and they will be waiting for them, or even be coming after them.

■ Serina suggests the group get to know each other better since theu only just met and have to trust each other.

● Doryu shares that Dragonborns are often feared due to the Dragon wars. He had became part of a group of Dragonborn monks in order to try to reclaim the Dragonborn’s good name and restore honor to the race and their abilities. When out on a mission one day, the monks at the monastery were attacked and killed. Upon return Doryu and the few remaining monks set out with the mission to bring justice to those who killed their brothers and avenger their deaths.

1 Ambrose was the DM’s character in a different campaign. He is a talking bear famous for telling dad jokes such as the bear joke started here. “A bear walks into a bar and walks over to the bartender. The bartender says ‘what can I get you, bear?’ The bear says ‘I’ll have a......a beer.’ Bartender says ‘No problem, but I have one question...what’s with the pause?’ The bear looks down at his hands and says ‘I don’t know. I’ve had them my whole life.’”Sirena states that she has a similar past, where her family was murdered. They had been her village’s apothecaries and she had apprenticed under her parents, which is why she is so proficient in healing.

○ Sirena’s backstory is interrupted by the sound of footsteps in the house.

○ Enter Pansy, sobbing “Oh what sad stories! What tragic pasts you have had.”

■ The group is not happy that Panrose was spying on them, to which

Panrose states “this is my house, I can come and go as I please.

■ Elaria brings up Frenchie to Panrose. She tell him what happened at the

bar and that now Frenchie know that they are coming after the Midnight Bane.

● Pansy’s response: “Oh THAT’S bad”

● The group asks Pansy to tell them what he knows about Frenchie.

○ Pansy starts by explaining that Frenchie is not French, but just loves the French culture. He states that Frenchie means “lover of potatoes” (? got to love the random shit that the DM spews out sometimes)

○ Frenchie has the ability of having many faces (some in the group question if he’s a shapeshifter, but the question goes unanswered). Pansy mentions that Frenchie’s specialty is manipulating shapeshifters (so now the question is whether Frenchie was really in the bar, was that his actual face, or was it a shapeshifter he was manipulating?)

○ Pansy states that Frenchie is the toughest member of the Midnight Bane. He states that one time Frenchie threw his glasses at him. He pauses and goes “Sound familiar?”2

● After providing the group with this information, Pansy poofs out of the lodge.

● Who needs a nap?

○ Group decides the begin resting and take turns keeping watch in case the Midnight Bane send creatures after them.

■ Sirena needs to meditate, so she rests first. So does Doryu.

■ Elaria having meditated during battle takes first watch. Koe also takes first

watch, which pisses Elaria off, not trusting him after the stunts he had pulled that day.

● Twang decides to take watch as well. He goes up on the roof taking watch outside, while Koe and Elaria take watch inside.

● Elaria and Koe argue.

2 DM breaks the fourth wall here by having Pansy mention an inside joke referencing a real life event with glasses being thrown. Group steps out of character for a minute or two as they laugh hysterically and then regain their composure.

■ Twang hears howling in the distance, getting louder. He goes inside, tells Elaria and Koe, and then proceeds to wake up Sirena and Doryu.

■ Outside in the distance, the group sees a swarm of 75 skeletal quippers3 and 2 skeletal wolves.

● Twang calls upon Pansy who poofs in to the lodge. Twang screams “France is invading!” (meaning that Frenchie has ordered an attack).

○ Pansy is asked to help and instead says “bye bitches” and poofs out, leaving the group to plan their attack.

■ Twang decides to go up to the roof and use long range bow attacks to kill off creatures before they reach the lodge.

■ Sirena and Elara follow Twang to the roof to use their long range spells and cantrips on the swarm.

■ Doryu and Koe stay in the house to fight the creatures if they infiltrate the house.

● Roll for turn rotation order: Elaria, Koe, Doryu, Sirena, Twang ○ Position of creatures: swarm of quips are climbing the

walls of lodge to get to rooftop by Sirena. Wolf 1 and Wolf 2 on other side of lodge on the ground.

4. Battle at the lodge!

● The Battle Begins

○ Round 1, fight!

■ E turn: Elaria tries to use Chromatic Orb towards the swarm of quips.