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walking by looking pretty
#hongjoong#kim hongjoong#ateez#m:gifs#skyehi#kirberries#userfairy#rosieblr#lunanuggets#isaishi#ninqztual#userbexrex#usertsu#jonghomies#UM HELLO1!?! VIVI HERE>? NEW URL!?!#I CANT BELIVE IT GOT IT#anyeays hii
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My Favourite Bad Habit - Adam Sackler x Kaden Reese playlist.
This goes in order of the events from {this post} I put so much thought into this ship ohmygodddd
💜 - Bad Habits by Delaney Jane
❤️ - Circles by Post Malone
💜 - Sex (With my ex) by Fletcher
❤️ - Complicated by Avril Lavigne
💜 - Just Friends by Keshi
❤️ - Still Into You by Paramore
💜 - Silence by Marshmellow and Khalid
❤️ - Closer by The Chainsmokers and Halsey
💜 - All Of Me by John Legend
Actually using my tag list for this because ahhhh [ugly sobbing]
(If you're not a self-shipper please dni. Nothin' against ya, I have anxiety lol)
@ama-ships || @heatobrienswife || @dragonsmooch || @lysandreslittlechatot || @kylars-princess ||
#WHY DO I HAVE DUMB BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH!? HELLO1?!?!#AND I'M GRINNING EAR TO FUCKING EAR WHAT IS HAPPENING!?#Sackler 💞#My favourite bad habit;
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GUUG UGY GUYGS IGY GUYS GUYS GUYS GUTS
HEAR ME OUT
SPIDERMAN!RACHEL X VENOM!CLARICE
#THISS I SHWAT HAPPENS WHEN U LISTEN TO SUNFLOWER FROM SPIDERVERSE AND THINK SHIPPY THOUGHTS#I MEAN HEAR ME OUT IT MAKES SINCE#ALIEN VAMPIRE PARASITE?!?!?#VENOM I AN ALIEN!?!??!#HELLO1?!?!??!?!#RACHEL WOULD BE ONE OF THOSE EDGY SPIDERMANS!!!#IMAGINE THE BANTER AND AND AND AND-#*explodes likes half of the HoA characters*#Rachel King#Clarice Stokes#Clarachel#spiderman au#venom au#spiderman x venom#frfrfr#PLAESE IT MKAES SENSE I T R U S T YOU!!
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YOU.
hello i love your art!!!!!!!!!
H- HELLO?? ?? NO YOU!!! I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH ITS SO YUMMY AND DELICIOU AND AWESOME GRGRGRGRG
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WHATDDYOUMEAN THERES KOHAAI IN THE WHITE SWAN STORY
#kohaai.#HEY!?!??! HELLO1?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!#\TECHNCIALLY DOESN'T THAT MEAN THERE ARE TWO KOHAAI STORIES BEING REALEASED RN BC SCREAMBLE FUMNBLE WHATEVER THE NAME IS ALSO HAS KOHAAI#GUTGTING MYSELF#IS ASHE RAMBLING AGAIN
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i am crying, i found a chanel (????????) vape for dirt cheap in the fucking bodega across my street, why tf does the bodega have chanel vapes?????
#dont vape kids its expensive and not worth it#i am just very unmedicated#vrill talks#ACUENTA WHY DO U HAVE CHANEL VAPES?!?!?!?!?!#HELLO1!?!!?#idk how much a vape is in USA where i live its around like 25 usd?? normally??? and i found one????? at like 15 dollars???? hELLO???#anyways its strawberry cheesecake#:]
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Fairbanks may notice out of the corner of his eye a youngish looking man with a large hat watching him -Cole (& making a excuse to interact, sorry I've been shy!)
Now thats a big hat. Not even the nice ones he's fond of.
"Hello there friend, Cole was it. You seem to be hiding from me."
Sudden remembrance!
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oh god oh god ohg od
experiencing major nicky brainrot and major puppygirl syndrome, so here are some owner!nicky headcannons.
• owner!nicky who thinks you're just the cutest thing in the world. he could stare at you for hours just admiring your sweet little face.
• owner!nicky who reminds you constantly of how cute you are. hes always complimenting every little part of you and saying that hes so glad that youre his.
• owner!nicky who often ends up expressing this admiration in more of a mean way. or at least it feels mean from your perspective. hes always coming close to you at random times to feel on various parts of your body. whenever you whine at his touch he claims that "you just looked so cute that i couldnt help myself, ill leave you alone now" and he does just that, he leaves you alone with your racing thoughts and a wet cunt. its absolutely torturous.
• the worst part about owner!nicky is that he doesn't just think you look cute, but he thinks the way you act is even cuter. the real torture is when he feels the sudden urge to see a specific reaction of yours, so he gently comes behind you and tugs on your hair to hear you gasp and whimper; he pulls you in close to him and wraps his tattooed hand around your neck, squeezing the sides a bit to watch your eyes dilate and your lips part; he holds your jaw firmly in his left hand while he uses his right hand to fill your mouth with his fingers, stretching it as wide as itll go, watching in awe as you allow him to make you drool and gag and just get so messy, and reveling in how you let him do whatever he wants to you.
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HIII HELLO1!!1 (I'm 19 btw just too shy cause this is like. My first time requesting. So sorry if this is kinda weird!)
Could I request Optimus (your choice of incarnation) x a reader who's an outlaw and commits crime 24 hours??(bonus if reader is a deception hehe), like when they first met, they were both at each other throat, but now? THEY'RE KISSING IN SLOPPY MODE-
Sorry if this request is too hard, i don't mind if it short! Thanks and love your writing!!
Finally got to your ask!! (It's okay, bestie!!) - oh Primus, a chaotic reader with an Optimus Prime to deal (and love) with it!! - Vhaos likes it! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ Hehe... I think I know the perfect incarnation of Optimus to use here!
TFP Optimus Prime w/ a Cybertronian!Reader who is a Decepticon... and a danger to society.
WARNINGS: Kind of suggestive (heavy sloppy make out session), I'll even categorize this as crack, somehow. Reader is a cybertronian, a decepticon and gender neutral. Megastar implied (you'll understand).
A pain in the aft and a danger to any kind of society - that's how the Autobots described you.
... Well, nearly aaall of them, since one of them had an extra title for you.
A pain in the aft, a danger to any kind of society and the bot that makes Optimus fragging Prime actually NOT think before acting.
Oh my Primus - said deity and the past Primes are definitely disappointed in him. And he wants to kick his own aft!
You were one of the most crazy Decepticon any of the Autobots have ever seen - and they've dealt with Megatron and Starscream before!
You were a constant 'keep-an-optic-on' for the Autobots, as you would be sent to cause a couple of problems here and there, the typical tactic about having your enemy doing multitasking between the main problem (aka. The war and Megatron) and other problems to deal with (Aka. You).
Last week you got a whole factory on fire (thanks to Primus no human got hurt in the process), a couple of days ago you managed to get Arcee, Bee and Bulkhead lost inside of a cave system after having chased you. And so on.
And lately, Optimus has been dealing with you, trying to stop you from whatever and such.
And by Primus, you knew how to put a fight, make a disaster and even have Optimus give his everything to keep up with you. Even when he got to land a hit or such on you, you would cackle and stand up back, and the cycle continues.
Although... And Primus, it was so wrong to admit it. He found you... optic-catching. Yes, you were a serious problem and a crazy-aft Decepticon.
Still... that didn't stop Optimus Prime from feeling his spark twirl and beat loudly against his chestplate.
Somehow in this battle, Optimus and Megatron weren't fighting faceplate to faceplate - instead, Arcee, Smokescreen and BumbleBee were doing such a good job at dealing with the Warlord while Optimus had to deal with you.
"C'mon, Prime! Land a hit already!" You shout, wide smile on your faceplate as you shoot with your firing weapon at the taller mech.
And Optimus did fire at your pedes, which got to make you trip back - alas, when you fell backwards you fired and it got to his kneeplate, making him fall foward. In the end, the Prime had you caged on the floor.
Blue optics meet (color) optics with astonishment expressions. Suddenly the sound of his teammates fighting Megatron in the background became such a far, far away sound. Were you always this pretty this close? Well, you always kept moving, this may be the first time Optimus got to see you still! And well, he wasn't thaaat bad looking, right? You think, a small sly smirk forming on your faceplate.
Maybe that's why your cheekplates got a soft blue hue on them. And Optimus' cheekplates, too.
"Bee-wee-beep?"
Arcee and Smokescreen, with Megatron doing the same, turn their helms at you and Optimus were... to then feel like frozen in place.
Optics closed and holding each other closer as if long lost lovers (or two young bots with too many hormonal systems doing their jobs), you and the Prime were... making out. Primus, it was too much! (Bee swears, feeling his spark leaving his frame, he saw your glossa all tangled with Optimus'). It was sloppy, loud. Frag, you were even holding Optimus' helm from the back with your servos, preventing him from pulling back. Not like he was actually planning on doing it, with how he was holding your frame with his own servos.
While Arcee, Smokescreen and Bee were frozen in place, feeling like their softwares just fried up, in the blink of an optic, Megatron punched Optimus on his back, managing to sent him flying and separate him from you.
"YOUNG BOT, WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU DOING?!" Megatron yells. angrily as he picks you from the back of your neck like a cat.
"That fine mech is a wiiild ride!" You answer back, giggling and cackling, all limp in Megatron's hold.
"WAIT UNTIL YOUR MOTH- I MEAN, STARSCREAM KNOWS ABOUT THIS - YOU'LL BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!" Megatron warns, throwing you over his right shoulderplate, turning around and starting to walk away.
"You two are not even my two creators - baby-Prime! I'll be back, I promise!" You shout your promise at the Prime, wide smiling and waving your servo at him, and then at his teammates before you and your leader enter an opened ground bridge.
Optimus stands up from the ground, dusting off his lap to then turn towards his three teammates, who still have shocked expressions on their faceplates.
"Heh... well..." He starts.
"Nah, Optimus - are you serious?" Smokescreen interrupted, wincing.
"Down bad." Arcee groaned, trying to forget the whole making out session she saw as Bee gave a few pats to her back, understanding her pain.
Well - this was going to be a funny story to tell back at the base!
Hehehehehehe (≧∀≦)ゞ Vhaos out!
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hello1! 1! 1 id like to ask for a yandere glisten x reader if ur comfy w it :3 u can also add headcanons if u like! (Can u also make reader a magical girl toon? Its just that my dw oc is one and I just like to mention my oc x canons here haha) (つω`*)
● Perfect.
Yandere!Glisten x fem!reader
Warnings: yandere, kidnapping, forced affection(?), tied up reader, maybe ooc glisten(?) maybe spelling mistakes, idk.
Notes: hai! Sorry it took me a bit to make your request i barely have any inspiration which is also why its so short and crappy. On that same note I wasn't sure how to put reader being a magical girl into this so I just made reader female, sorry I hope you still enjoy tho!
Oh you were so perfect for him weren't you?
Like two puzzles pieces, you and him were made for each other. He needed you, and you needed him. Or well so he thought. But it didn't matter what you thought, after all your the one who's tied up.
Glisten thought as he studied you in your bound state. "You understand why I had to do this right?" He said as he fiddled with the light pink ribbon he had tied you with. It was the same he wore, you looked perfect with it. You looked perfect with.. him.
Your muffled cries were ignored as he caressed your face with a loving look on his face. "You just kept giving others your attention, it's was so annoying. Your eyes belong to me, why would you wanna stare at anyone else??" He said looking at you with an annoyed look on his face.
"Atleast that wont be a problem anymore, now you will only look at me." He said caressing your face only to be interrupted by you turning your head away from him and squirming trying to get away. Letting out a heavy sigh and forcing you to look at him "Stop being such a brat! Or that pretty face will be adorned with bruises." He said looking at you angrily.
You quickly stopped not wanting to be hurt more than you already were, after all you thought that glisten was your friend, someone you could trust. You wished you could've known, maybe that would've saved you from this fate. "Good girl. You can't run from me... literally." He said laughing at his own joke "Because no matter how far you go, I'll always find you." He said holding your face with both of his hands.
Oh he loved you so much, he would do anything for you. He yearned for you. He could never get enough of you. He wished you loved him as much as he loved you, hopefully eventually you'll get used to being with him. Because you would never leave. You were made for him, you were where you belong. So you will stay perfectly with him, forever.
#glisten x reader#dandy's world x reader#dandys world x reader#dw glisten#glisten dandys world#dw glisten x reader#I'm sorry this is pretty bad I really don't like this#Also contructive criticism is welcome#Sorry again if there's any grammar mistakes#i might rewrite this
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hello1!! i am positng on the internet hello!! hi!! im on the internet hello!! im using hte web hiiii
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HELLO!?!?!? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!
FR FR!?!?! YOUR ART IS CUTE AF!!!
you really got me tearing up right now too cause AHHH SHES IN HIS JACKET TOOO AND THE COFFEES!!!!!
LIKE THE DETAILS!!!!! YOU ATE. IM LEGIT GAGGED.
GAGGED.
GAGGED!!!!!
AND HIS CUTE LIL FACEEEEEE KNOWING HES A PSYCHO SERIAL KILLER BUT LITERALLY LOSING HIS SHIT SITTING NEXT TO YOU!!
This is so fucking perfect! It was one of my favorite scenes to write and I love how you did different versions of y/n too! and Chosito's pigtails are everything omgggg. you captured the moment so well.
i lysm!!! ✨💘
hi, bestie we're friends now. w/e you need lmk cause i'll ride 4 u💗😭
Hiii this is my first post on here! I’ve been a fan of this writer for a short while and I was inspired to draw a scene from her ghostface! Choso fanfic that I LAUVVVVVVVVV 😩😩😩 I gave a few different styles for the reader butttttt I HOPE YOU LIKE ITTT @blkkizzat
And also check out her fics they’re amazing 😩😩😩
#NAHHHH Y'ALL#NAHHHH#ON MY BDAY MONTH TOO!?!?#THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT IMMA GET#ISTG#CAUSE HELLO1!!?!?!?!#IM GEEKED!!!!!!#Y'ALL FOLLOW THIS AMAZING TALENTED HUMAN TYSM!!#•❤ 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉яє¢ѕ#ᥫ᭡•↻ 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉яєвℓσgѕ#ᥫ᭡•❤ 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉мσσтѕ
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EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME FUCKING EXCUSE ME
MY NAME FOR IT IS LITERALLY
LOSING MY
FUCKING
MIND!!
EXCUSE ME SIR!? SIR!? HELLO1? SIR!? >////////<
I NEED THIS POSTER I FUCKING NEEDDDDDDD ITTTT
I AM SO FUCKING GIDDY OH MY GOD THE EYE CONTACT PLEASE FUCKING HELP MEEEEEEEE DONT HELP ME THIS IS HOW I WANNA DIE
IS IT FUCKING SEPTEMBER 27TH YET HOOO MY GODDDDDDD (/W\) BABY YOU LOOK SO GOOOODDDDD oH my GODDDDDDDD
I FORGET HOW TO BREATHE
#THE OPEN SHIRT THE SUSPENDERS THE HHHHHHHHH FUCKING H E L P#MY HEART IS LITERALLY BEATING SO FAST LMFAO LIEK LITERALLY!! CESAR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BB YOU'RE TAKING ME OUT RN HHHHHH#I COULD CRY RN IM SO EXCITED AND HYPED AND OMGGGG#HES SO BEAUTFILLLL#{⌛💕}#tw: eye contact
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NEW CHAPTER, 14, new recap (can you believe the first one i recapped was chapter 5 oh my) lets rip some coke and goooo
“I thought it was a good bit!” “Cause I’m a piece of shit?” - IVE MISSED THISS
CHARMIN SOUNDS LIKE CHARMING 🥹🥹🥹
the deer in headlights bit is v funny, you’ll see when you see the memes (which i made before the chapter, i am nostradamus)
she is fruity for sure
nodding like i understand food talk (tf is a3)
unrelated but the same therapist thing reminded me about something i keep forgetting to bring up - RICHIE IS HR. so when you mentioned the bear needs an HR, well they do. and as long as carmy treats chip right i think he’ll accept the co-worker relationship (anything to be able to work with chippy)
THE CAT. he is those cute curly kitties. the shat, iykyk
the fact carmen wants to say ‘i love you’ this early (something he struggled a lot to say to his family) IS SOOOOOOOOO
OMG CHIPPY GOING TO WORK FOR THEM FOR REAL????:333333333
This has been Carmichael Burrowski, folks! Don’t call no one— — DNEKRKRIOELEKDKFODNEKE CARMICHAEL BURROWSKI
Ugh, boyfriend? What kind of word is ‘boyfriend’? That's fucked. - THEYRE SO SIMILAR AND PERFECT TOGETHER
And you cannot say you love him because that would be weird. - OH SHUT UP THEYRE SO
“I’m going to kiss you.” “Yeah, okay.” - THAT IS SO FUNNY SJDJFJKF
He’s fine with the touch of hair pulling, on your part— Possibly more than fine. — *giggles in meme*
“You’re so pretty.” You tell him anyway, speaking into his half open mouth. Whatever thought he had, it’s dead now.“—Jesus fucking Christ.” - i need them to know how much i love them jesus fucking christ
“I’m not a fucking virgin.” - LMFAOEKRKKEOEKEKRNRKRKRKEKEKEKE
“It was a recent development, okay?” “Darn. Sorry I was late.” - 🥺🥺🥺 imagine -
“I want you in every sentence.” - FUCKING KILL ME WHY DONT YOU CARA MIA😭
to bite you like a cannibal - this man and his hickeys🤭🤭🤭
“Fak is still outside, I’m pretty sure.” - CHIP??1?2?2?3kr3kr3kr3kr838484kr4&4&4
“Wait— Are they?” Oh, so Richie’s here, too? Good. - oh great everyone’s here, bet squid is there too
NUZZLING NOSES
her old cat, her old pu-
Nuzzling your face into Syd’s cheek - squidink as she’s holding carm’s hand?? wild
“First of all, wrong placement.” - ofc it is
When shit happens, you call me - 🥺🥺🥺 bestie!!!
“Get your weird little hands off my Chip, you perv—” - LMFAOOOW DJEJEJDJDJ I LOVE HIM SO
and syd’s reply sidjdifi
“Y’know how going to a different barber is like cheating—?” - SJDJDJ GET HIS ASS CHIP. they swapped her for fucking ted fak???
“You’re still— We’re still sharing, right?” - SYD SHENJEHEJE
I’m sexually normal - very normal thing to say, it me tho
OMFG IF CHIP RECOGNIZES DONNA AND PETE FROM OUTSIDE THE RESTAURANT
“Baby’s do traditionally experience time, yeah.” “You n’ that smart mou—” - their dynamic is unmatched
You have to respect the power in that. “Damn.” - that reminded me of marcus
“Oooh, Charmin gets his first paycheck suddenly he’s all that—” “You wanna come up to my room or not?” - i was gonna comment on the charmin thing but HELLO1??1?23)kr3:kr
THEY CAN HANG. SURE BRO
THEYRE WATCHING RATATOUILLE OMGGGGG
Sleeveless black turtleneck? Maybe black palazzo pants - HOT
Please say yes to the white apron. Please say yes to his team. He'll get your initials monogrammed and everything. - *passes out*
the wonderful rat chef
ON GOD
“Yeah. I’ll answer.” - bc 🥺😭
“You’re fucking Carmen!” - GOODBYEEEE. not carmen outing them YET AGAIN
“So fuck you, actually.” - 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
“Fuck off! I’m already coming to fucking Time Square with you, don’t be whiny.” - this is giving when dwight was like ‘of course i’ll get that stuff for you so just shut up’
“I nominate Carmen.” “I second the nom.” - tag-team<33
Don’t fuck in a fuckin’ Holiday Inn Chip’s worth mo - he’s so sweet and yet so???
HE CALLED CHIP BABY I REPEAT
It's absolutely going in Carmen's top five favourite expressions of yours. - 🕊️🕊️🕊️
“Syd said she will be knocking violently if I’m not back at midnight on the dot, yeah.” - SQUID GIVING HER GF A CURFEW
THE BERF SHIRT
“God, it’s over—” - squidink is so over rn😔
“Baby, just say you’re happy for me.” - BABY. THEYRE SO BACK
squid can stab men, a little, as a treat
You hand her your water bottle when you spot her looking at it. - 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
her instinct is to call chip, oh OH oh
“I didn’t ask you to be great.” Syd says it before she thinks it, and it’s enough to make your eyes water - MINE ARE RUNNING TOO ACTUALLY
God you’re dehydrated - *careless whisper plays* i mean what I SAID NOTHING
squid out🦑🦑
“It’s so crazy that you think that’s gonna happen—” - I LOVEEE SHEEE
Your shoulders touch as you both stare at the ceiling. - CUTIES
She hums, pointing to the popcorn tiles - namedrop! jk…unless?
“Oh my fucking God it’s that bad—”- GET THEIR ASSES SQUID
In front of everyone, accidentally while saying goodbye, off-handedly while hanging up, over text, and so on and so forth. - all of those are cute actually
“Now it’s three.” “Fuck, it’s gaining interest?!” - WE’RE SO BACK!!!!
“Wait, what the fuck, Syd, say it back!” - REAL!!
this was so cute!! just them and their adventures
LETS. GET. ROLLLINNGGGG!!!! (papers!!!) (we both can do drug jokes in this house!!!) (there will be a wip under all this as a treat I promise)
I’m honestly shocked Charmin isn’t a canon nickname (yet!!), cause like. IT DOES SOUND LIKE CARMEN!!! AND THE TOILET PAPER BEARS!!! AND THE TOILET PAPER BEARS ARE BLUE NOW TOO!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
You are frfr an oracle with your memes, occasionally I look at em like hmmmmm,,,, this is gonnna be a lot funnier after the next one. My comedic Nostradamus genius. (the secrets of the universe ARE in the popcorn ceiling!! U!!)
The benefit about writing about food for people who did not come for food is that I also don’t have to fully understand what I’m saying. Had to look at a wagyu chart and make a lot of assumptions. I am not going to make steak with pop rocks to find out if it’s any good.
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK I S RICHIE’S JOB I’M BEING SO FR I DO NOT !!! Carmen’s Exec, Syd’s CDC/Head, Richie is… HR/Co-Manager/Host??? No wonder he can afford fuckin eras tour tickets bro is getting THREE DIFFERENT PAYCHECKS WHAT!!! But this does make sense. Bro IS THEE Human Resource.
Had to look up photos of sheep cats. Yeah that’s him. That’s Carmen but a Cat for sure.
RAHH. The held back I love yous are very. Very rah. Theres a lot of thought behind them for me but I shant share because I feel like that may give too much away I fear?
Carmichael burrowski is brought to you by seeing Carmichael company vans a lot and Mae Burrowski from Night in the Woods. Thank u both for ur service.
I completely forgot about the ‘that’s fucked’ convo with Fak until I saw a gifset and went OH YEAH…. It IS fucked. They are so stupid. They are also both unable to say I love you because that would be WEIRD!!!!!!!
I am so happy with the incredibly funny smooch because it was very much to mimic Carmen’s —
I think funny kisses are the way to go. There is something very charming (CHARMIN!) to me about awkwardly expressed consent.
YOU DIDN’T PUT THE RATATOULLIE MEME IN THIS ONE FOR THE PUBLIC TO ENJOY AND FOR THAT!!! YOU’VE DEPRIVED OUR PEOPLE!! i knew if I was gonna make him watch ratatouille and have him relate, he’d have to relate to more than just remy.
I’ll call them and let them know you love them, promise. Whenever they get out of the bathroom.
Carmen 30-Year Old Virgin Berzatto— Or 28-29, time line is UNCLEAR!! Regardless, I couldn’t take away my man’s one W. He fumbles most people, I had to let him have the one he canonically got. And also it was too fun to consider him absolutely STEWING as Tony recounts her emotional relationship with Mikey, just thinking in the background “I need to tell her I am in fact. NOT . a virgin!” I hate this man.
I WANT YOU IN EVERY SENTENCEEE RRAAAWHWHWHEHE!!! Loved that. Loved writing that paragraph. Love love. Love wanting to have someone so intrinsically in your life that in order for someone to know you they have to know them. WOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Carmen give her a hickey before we have to confront the emotional implications, GET HER BOY!!
Well how much did you bet on syd being there because now I owe you
CHIPS GOT TWO HANDS FOR A REASON BABY!!! I’m kidding the triangle would never work. But they should try anyways.
Whole Richie scene makes me :)) it’s fun to navigate these two going through like, so many internal emotions obviously over Chip’s trauma dump, and deciding what Richie would actually take a moment to comment on. And I think it absolutely has to be the ‘imagine your friends are dead’, bro 100% HAD TO BE HELD BACK FROM RAMMING THE DOOR DOWN TRULY TRULY. Don’t imagine I’m fuckin dead cousin!!!!!! I’m not a fuckin ghost!!! Call me!!!!!!!!! I am literally your guy!!!!!
Watching season 3 and seeing half of the season unnecessarily focusing on a Handyman (Ted) really had me clutching my pearls like. Bro. where’s my baby. Who the fuck does this guy think he is. This is CHIP TURF!!
BIG SHOUT OUT TO SYDNEY ‘THE SQUID’ ‘SEXUALLY NORMAL’ ADAMU!~
Donna!! Donna!! Finally semi-time that I have to face my white whale of writing,,, da mom… I’m still mentally tackling how to write her, but we’ll get there when we get there…. (truly thought she was gonna fucking die this season I didn’t think I was gonna have to DEAL WITH IT!!)
Everyone simultaneously did a record scratch at ‘do you want to come up to my room’ and I think that’s beautiful. I think that’s everything I wanted and more. They can hang bro. and watch ratatouille. Like hang out and be normal and fantasize about easily removable aprons with monogramming done.
Carmen is a certified shoe in his mouth yapper. Sugar, hand the crown to your brother, you may step off your throne; because this fucker has gotten caught like three separate times simply by being himself.
VERY DWIGHT Very like, sibling texting ‘fuck you I hate you what do you want from mcdonalds im omw home’. That’s the Richip dynamic to me. And then they kill carm.
Chip baby!!! This is not a drill he finally called her a pet name!! men, to your stations! And she didn’t even have the brain to COMPUTE IT, alas.
The post squid scene was so tough I was like, ‘do I cut this and just end on carmen?’ but then I knew, I’d never write this scene, cause spoiler alert, we’re doing a very slight time skip. So like. I just wanted Squidink to have their actual last beat to their sad no contact era because!!! So many feelings to be had over not contacting your boy in forever!!! But god its so OVER!
‘Didn’t ask you to be great’ is SUCH a punch to the gut, esp for a people pleaser like Chip (or me, man). Like. Fuckin. GOD. It’s the same sentiment Richie had in Just Dropped with ‘I’d love you even if you weren’t useful’, but like, this side of it is pre-useful. Like. Not only would I love you if you weren’t useful, I would never ASK you to be useful. HELL.
All of those I love yous are cute you say? Well I will have to up my game in coming up with something truly mortifying, then.
Shout out to me, directing on set, and demanding that my crew says it back when I say I love you. Genuinely my ‘Heard’ is a reciprocated ‘I love you’. No one call Richie/HR.
also the memes. immaculate as always. AND THE AUTHOR/CHIP COMPARISON,,, ART IMITATES LIFE, what can i say? if carmen/chip manage to live together at a point i really can't imagine him denying anything she wants. i think he would only have opinions on the kitchen and maybe efficiency of moving through spaces. (WE NEED TO PUSH THE COFFEE TABLE BACK!!! SIDLING AGAINST IT TO GET TO THE COUCH IS CAUSING A 3.4 SECOND DELAY IN MOVIE TIME!!!!) psycho.
Anyways. As always, a pweasure to hear your thoughts. I am hoping next weekend will finally be the fucking weekend I put something out. It’s hard slugging through this next chapter because it’s basically our so much fucking dialogue chapter, and navigating action and meaning AROUND that has been a nightmare. I think I’m probably over thinking the fuck out of it, to be fair. I feel so bad making y’all wait, so here is a juicer snippet.
THANK YOU LOVE YOU APPRECIATE ALL UR PATIENCE AND ALL UR THOUGHTS I LOVE TO HEAR FROM YALL!!
#yapping#ask#extensive yapping#popcornpoppin#chicagos kindest#chicagos kindest comp#onion wip#don't say it
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thinking abt rule 63 tlj. her power... the world isn't ready for that flavor of milf representation
HELLO1?!!!??!!? PLEASE TELL ME MORE I AM LISTENING SO HARD
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"Do you demand an apology?"
"You're going to act as a father now?"
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