#HELLLLLOOOOOOOO???????

[fakeuwus]

romance:untold haul 😸

[zyx]

JEONGHAN for DAZED KOREA, may 2024

[waitingforminjae]

[rc_jekkies.exe has stopped working]

[thatone-churro]

shadow fight 2 had no reason to go that hard for a mobile game

[riskywoohoo]

me: I wanna play TS4 now that it has enough content to meet my expectations

also me: only wants to take pictures for a simblr comeback

[myfriendtheghost]

In honor of Danny Day, here's a Danny thought. I feel like Danny is such a sweet friend/partner. Always thinking about you. He sees something that reminds him of you? It's yours now. You're out together. He's never not touching you. Arm around your waist, holding your hand, or has his hand in your back pocket. It's your anniversary, and you come home to him setting up a picnic in the living room because it's raining even though the forecast said it would be sunny. Danny would wake you up with feather light kisses and push the hair out of your face, smiling down at you, saying, "Good morning, sleepy head. Sorry, I just couldn't wait for you to wake up anymore. I missed seeing those beautiful eyes."

-🦔

YOU’RE SICK

[highcicada]

[vacuumguy]

FAKE YOUR DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gayverlyearp]

we’re only on ep 4 of kevin can fuck himself but i’m already obsessed with how patty is the first one who sees allison. how patty jumped in to SAVE her hero style. how allison takes charge when patty suddenly cant.

[lifestylevampire]

really love swimming such a good sport

[j0kers-light]

what if y/n was an airhead... not necessarily super dumb but a little slow or ditzy... and a little dumb. but also very positive and carefree. basically a golden retriever type of person 😂 i just wonder what j would think about that 😂

Hey hi anon!! 🖤✨

Oh this is gonna be fun. 🥰 I love doing reaction head canons! Let’s GO!!!!! Don’t ask why I’m still up at 2am. I hope you enjoy anon!

The first time that Joker met you, he wanted to slash your throat so bad. How are you so positive and carefree? There's no way you're like this 24/7.

You are. Gods you really are. Joker questions your mental state because you are too kind to others and your naivety is so pure, you are considered a national treasure. He wants to taint you. Point. Blank. Simple.

How are you so joyful? Do you do drugs? You're always smiling, offering up words of encouragement, and soooooooo many hugs to strangers. You are wayy too bubbly for J's tastes.

Too often you remind Joker of his ex Harley and he refuses to do that all over again. He considers breaking up with you because you're just so... ditzy.

Your attention span is that of a goldfish, and you literally stop to smell the roses while out and about. You even play peek-a-boo with children you see on the street. End his misery please. 😭

But despite the constant headaches you give Joker, he can’t seem to stay away. He’s addicted.

Frost and the boys stare at Joker in horror when you visit the hideout (unannounced) with a basket full of baked goods; blissfully unaware that a goon almost shot you for trespassing.

This is the girl their boss is dating?!!?!? HOW? It’s giving peak grumpy x sunshine energy because you and Joker do not compute.

BUT. IT WORKS. The laws of the universe bend to make it happen and Joker cannot thank them enough for placing you in his life. He wouldn’t be the same without you.

You know you can be an airhead at times but Joker reins in your overly bubbly persona. He's always looking out for you and not allowing anyone to make you into a pushover.

In return, you encourage and offer Joker the love and support he secretly needs while quelling his more violent tendencies.

You calm his anger. He keeps you focused. 🔥✨

You're still his Light although it stands for Sunlight in this scenario and you get a sun tattoo behind your ear in honor of it.

Joker is grateful that you are nothing like Harley. Yes you can be annoying at times but you mean well in the long run.

Its not just obsessive loyalty and toxic love; you genuinely care about Joker and you push him to become a better man every day.

And the feeling is mutual. Joker does not tolerate anyone making fun of his sunlight. He kills anyone who insults your intelligence and anyone that makes you cry, mysteriously disappears.

Joker is the only one who can call you silly or dumb because it’s not an insult when J says it. 🥹

You giggle anytime he calls you silly girl or his dumb little slut. AND l OOP! SORRY ! I forgot this was sfw!! 👀👀 MOVING ON 👩🏽‍💻

Speaking of you barging into the hideout with baked goodies. That actually happened.

Everyone was shocked when you knocked on the door with a loud, "HELLLLLOOOOOOOO! J are you in there? I brought snackies!"

No one knows how you navigated this deep into Joker’s territory without being murdered. No one knows how you bypassed the building’s security.

You just waltz in like you own the place, bringing an aura of joy and happiness in your wake.

Joker was in an important meeting, discussing how to eliminate a rival popup gang when he heard your heels clicking down the hall. He knows that sound from anywhere and his face turns white.

A goon is right behind you threatening you to leave or else, when you just causally walk into the meeting room, blissfully unaware of the danger you are now in.

Do you even notice all the guns trained on you? Nope, you only have eyes for Joker. You stop yourself from tackling him with a hug.

"There you are J! Oh. Are you busy? Well not anymore!! I baked muffins, and cookies, and oh!” You finally acknowledge the room full of men.

You blink twice before smiling wide. “Hi everyone!! Does anyone have a peanut allergy? I made treats with and without nuts just in case!”

An entire room full of dangerous criminals stare in disbelief as you unload your wicker basket right onto the table, all while humming a song.

They all turn to stare at Joker who is ready to crawl into a hole from embarrassment. He doesn't even know where to begin there's so much to unpack here.

How did you get here all by yourself? Who let you in?! Why did you bake so much?! Is that a pain au chocolat?

Surely you sense the threat around you but no. You are so oblivious, it’s almost sad to watch.

Some brave soul does announce their allergy and you quickly deliver them a nut free brownie on a pink napkin.

Your naïve personality triggers an understanding in the room and people start to lower their weapons in exchange for treats.

By the end of your impromtu visit, Joker's gang is obsessed with you and your baking. And so the questions start pouring in.

"Y/n you’re so nice! How is someone like you with the boss?"

You look up from handing a goon a cookie, "You mean J? Oh!" You look away bashful as they all wait for a response. Even Joker is intrigued with what you’ll say.

“I’m not the smartest girl in Gotham but Joker doesn’t care! He’s the most patient person I’ve ever met and he never belittles me! How could I not love him? He’s so protective too! He always murders the mean people who make fun of me. Isn’t he so romantic?”

The room goes silent after that last bit. And so it all starts to make sense.

“Great. She’s crazy too." One guy whispers.

[kai-star]

hellllloooooooo!!!!!! its been a while but im gonna try posting again- maybe like once a week or something when i feel like it

anyways i changed my slingshot design- (floofy boy :3)

[undeserved-halo]

Hellllloooooooo!

I have internet access that my dad don't control :))

hello !!!!

[abysmal0]

Hellllloooooooo nurse! <3

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[send-up-my-heart-to-you]

Ohhh, attention wh0r3 huh? Well I fucking love giving my attention to people so HELLLLLOOOOOOOO HIIIIIII WASSSSUUUPPPPPP HOW ARE THE CATS HOWS THE QUEEN

i think you mean tina n leta? theyre good

me uh well you literally saw my post so like

[k1rj4]

Spoiler warning #4 for Heaven's Secret: Requiem S1E10!

I just noticed that THESE SLUTSSSSS ARE HOLDIJG HANDS!!?! HELLLLLOOOOOOOO????????? Soomebody PLEASE sedate me I am too close to chewing through the bars of my enclosure I cannot do this!!!!!!!