#HEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! TYYYYYYY WAHHH WAHHHHHH

[gooopy]

Hi hello! I’ve become obsessed with your OCs- especially Teddy and Sterling. I’m always starved for new content of these guys, just rotating them in my mind. Crushed that more people aren’t similarly in awe of these little fellows and making content of them tbh. But !!!

So with Teddy: when did he get Walter? Did he get her when she was already old, or did he know her as a spry little thing? Did she always look kinda crusty (in the most loving, affectionate way).

Sterling: despite feeling nothing for his wife and kids, I know he like. Probably makes a point about having a wife, to the point where he’d fake it post-divorce. But does anyone at his job even KNOW he has kids? If so, is it obvious they aren’t HIS kids? He’s literally the worst and I want to smash him with a mallet and I just wanna know how his coworkers perceive him too (do they also wanna smash him with a mallet? Get him fired with HR over some fake charge that’d stay on his resume to make him unemployable?)

WAUUUHHHHH THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH FOR THIS ASK THIS IS SOSOSO SWEET IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THEM...... OUUU..... HEEHEEHEE.....

teddy found walter when she was a pretty middle-aged cat already, and now hes been taking care of her and making sure shes okay!! also she absolutely always looked crusty. i think before teddy found her walter was doing some crazy warrior cats shit like getting into wars. she looks fucked up because shes a leetle inbred because yknow how cat colonies are. teddy took her in and took care of her when she was hurting and now shes living out a nice retirement!!

sterling doesnt have pictures of his kids and so his coworkers dont know that theyre ABSOLUTELY not his. he doesnt remember their names, theyre twins and he can NOT tell them apart. he got married to someone straight out of highschool as another box ticked on his 'success' checklist. next was to get a job at the company his dad worked at and have immunity based on that! its straight up plot armor to be fair. but also sterlings like got some fucked up stuff going on but hes good enough at office smalltalk that he isnt the worst, and he makes a damn good cup of coffee which helps. what also helps is mutually assured destruction! just a handy tip from him ;>