#HE'S KILLING ME

[ventique18]

~ Malleus and the washing machine ~

OMG! Malleus does his own laundry and shopping because Lilia taught him that it's important that one should know how to live independently. He boasts about knowing how to use the washing machine and those electrical thingamabobs because he studied hard from books. 😭 Deuce is so shocked because why the hell would someone need to study how to use a washing machine...

Until Sebek enrolled and so enthusiastically volunteered to do Malleus' laundry. 😭 Him being a supportive older brother couldn't possibly refuse.

"Back when I was newly admitted here, there was no shortage of times when I struggled to get used to things. And in the laundry room... There was a time when I attempted to handwash my clothes in the kitchen instead because I did not know where the laundry room was."

"... The students who saw me in the kitchen then had a very similar expression to yours."

He then shares that though he uses magic to wash his clothes like he did back home, he makes a point to regularly use the washing machine too!

"And after much trials and tribulations, not only have I mastered the use of the washing machine, but the dryer as well."

HE LOOKS SO SMUG SAYING THAT OMFG! I'M CRYING! HE'S BRAGGING ABOUT USING THE DRYER!!!

[aridante]

Richard Siken, Heart Valve

[lillian1396]

Goddamn Marinelli

[thegoldenshi-shi]

I just finished Trigun: Stampede, and now Mr. Stampede himself is back to ruining my headspace.

If you haven't seen it yet, do yourself a favor and go watch it!

[c2-eh]

oh

[lux--morningstar]

Going INSANE over that tattoo on his left arm 🫠

[crypticmessengergoblin]

Hozier and that dang tambourine man

[pixeldolly]

Walden BACC

It was like playing a well-rehearsed part.

Familiar, efortless.

Enjoyable, even.

A part Roman had played a hundred times before, only this time he desperately wanted it to be real.

They say you always know when the right person comes along. That person wasn't Molly, no matter how much they both wished it were otherwise. Someone else had gotten there first.

Once, Jacob Merridew had been Roman's world, and now...now there was a big, Jacob-shaped hole in his life. They could've had so much: a daughter, a family...where had it gone so wrong?

Of course, Roman already knew the answer.

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Me, seeing that want:

MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, ROMAN!

See what I meant, @esotheria-sims?

[padfootagain]

He sang NFWB...

I am deceased...

[xeylah]

"Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I" alright okay mr. Hozier sir

[steve-s-slut]

Beard, hand kink combo...

Link kink

At 41:16

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

at the Loewe Fashion Show.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Lorenzo Zurzolo

[dyrewrites]

Me, to myself, while writing the coffeehouse scene, "what the hell has gotten into this man?"

Lucient, to said man, a few scenes later when he does it again, "What has gotten into you?"

I didn't do that on purpose, but I clearly did in a subconscious manner. Because seriously, Ludovico, my man, you have pants now. You can keep it in them. It's okay. You won't die.

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

I kept screaming "why are you COOL!?"

[killerpancakeburger]

Me: *having an existential crisis over the tadpoles and their powers after consuming one willingly*

Astarion: You could share though ;)))

Me:

Astarion: ;))))))))