#HE CAN BE BOTH FREAKY SPIDERMAN AND GOD AT THE SAME TIME

[say-sike]

FREAKY ASS SPIDERMAN????

BITCH THAT'S GOD

WELL ITS 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅 ASS SPIDERMAN TO ME

[loveeari]

Silver Screens

CHAPTER ONE       CHAPTER TWO

“Chapter 3”

 I woke up to the feeling of my bladder bursting and I groaned because this is one of the best nights of sleep I've ever had. After dragging myself out of bed and into the bathroom I looked at my phone and it was 2 in the afternoon. I took a shower and wrapped myself in a towel. I walked in my closet and picked out some jeans a random t-shirt and rolled with it. After getting dressed I decided to leave my wet hair as it is and made my way to the kitchen.

I looked out the window and it looked like a sunny day but probably cold since it was like January. I called out, “Does the parentals know i’m here”

Friday answered, “Yes they are aware that you made it here last night”

I just sarcastically stated, “yay”

When I reached the kitchen it was spotless. I was pouting a bit because I was hungry and I knew it was 2:00 Pm like lunch time soon but with Tiny we  usually order breakfast and shove leftovers in the microwave or the fridge. Never really had the time to deep clean shit. I looked in the fridge and saw there were muffins and a plethora of other stuff.

I just felt like a basic bitch and took out some cereal and milk. The cereal was in the fridge for some reason. I have no idea why but i’m hungry so I won’t question whatever's going on there. After making my cereal I sat down and started working because that's who I am.

Besides I didn’t bust my ass for nothing  getting 3 masters and 2 phds for nothing. I shoved cereal in my mouth while looking at the technological designs some of the interns needed some help with. I was deeply into eating and working so when someone said “Hey Alex”

I grunted out a greeting while manipulating some of the figures on the hologram. Why was it taking me so long to finish this damn. Yeah it's a really advanced piece of technology which would take a while but come on man.  I looked away from the hologram for a minute and saw it was Peter standing there.

I quirked up an eyebrow and asked, “Do ya need something?”

Peter bounded towards me excitedly and said, “Alex your here”

I looked back at the hologram and got a eureka moment. I love it when that happens.  

I responded back, “Yeah why”   

I knew what I had to do but ‘i've been sitting here since 2 pm and it's currently 6 pm.

I mean I could take a break but this moment is important. But family is important as well and I really want to hug him. I closed what I was doing and got up from my chair and hugged him.

I could tell that he was crying a little and so was I. Yeah I might’ve grown up with nannies and babysitters but Peter, Morgan and Harley were close to each other. Whenever I felt alone I just went to them. I mean I was the first one Peter Told about him being spiderman. I was in England at that time but I was there.

After pulling apart I then said, “Hey peta since your so smart can ya help with me something”

Peter thought for minute, “How long have you been sitting here’’

I groaned, “Stop judging me and helppp”

Peter snickered and pulled me out of the chair and put me on his hip.

“Wait nooooooo” I giggled

“Hmmmm, I think we need a movie night” Peter grumbled amused 

I snickered and when we reached the living room I saw my parental figures standing there. Before I could say anything my phone rang and I looked at the caller ID. It was Miles, the only time he calls me is when he did something stupid and I need to go dimension hopping to fix it with me being a Master of the Mystic Arts and Spider powers. Yeah don’t ask it’s just how it is. 

After picking up the call, “Miles quickly explained that the sinister six were messing crap up in the city and he couldn’t defeat them alone. The others were dealing with their own crap.

“Miles I'm coming, give me like 10 minutes” I spoke frantically to the phone.

“Hey Peter want to go on an adventure with me” I said while getting off of peter

“Yeahhhh sure what do you want” He stated confused

I just mumbled “Arachnid” underneath by breath and Peter's eyes widened.

What that means is that one day when I was in New York with Peter both of us decided to give codes for emergencies that we can’t tell our parents. Both of us won’t question it when we say these words and we just go no matter what. The words for peter were, “Arachnid” and for me “Magic”. 

I said to him telepathically, “Make an excuse because god knows I can’t right now”.

He then said back to me, “I suck at making excuses”.

I blurted out, “I’m on my period and I need Peter to come with me to get pads because its been awhile”.

Peter's face turned red but I grabbed his jacket and dragged him to my room while my parents looked at me in shock.

I quickly shoved him in my room and locked the door. I grabbed my jacket and grabbed an extra portal thingie from my back.

I looked at Peter and threw him the extra spidey suit I made just for dimensional traveling. I may be 15 but I'm not an idiot. He looked at me with surprise and he put it on while I snapped my fingers and my own suit came on.

“You have spider powers”  He squeaked 

“Yeah that’s a bit complicated, promise i’ll tell you later” I stated then pressed a button and we were going through a colorful portal because it does be like that sometimes. 

After reaching there I saw it looked like chaos in Manhattan and god knows where. I barked out some orders too Peter and he nodded. After a tiring four hour battle me Miles and Peter collapsed in his dorm room

“Holy shit that was intense” Peter breathed out exhausted

“Yeah I know” Miles breathed while shoving his mask off

Miles sat up while running his hands through his hair, “Hi, I’m Miles Morales, Sorry to bother you about all this”

“Nah it’s alright besides I did not know I was going to be here in an alternate universe fighting an octopus and other weird villains but it do be like that”. Peter spoke amused

I choked out an “Amen” while chucking at the absurdity of this situation

“Well I’m hungry and all of us have freaky fast metabolisms so lets get some food or I can cook it” I inquired questiongly 

Peter and Miles looked at each other and then looked back at me “We want your food”

I snickered and got up from the floor cracking my knuckles,”Alright bitches lets gets cooking”

~line break~

All three of us were on Miles' bed, basically bunched up together on the bed with a food coma.

Peter groaned,”That food was amazing and delicious how is it this good”

MIles mumbled an agreement

I snickered, “A lot of practice dude”

We soon were laying on the bed watching some random movie while idly chatting together. I calculated the time in my head since different worlds and what not but it was currently midnight over there. 

“Peter we gotta go” I yawned exhausted

Peter groaned in agreement and we soon wish Miles farewell with both of us promising we would come soon.

In 30 minutes we were back in our room where only an hour  passed . I could do that because I’m really powerful and all. Peter looked a little green but you get used to it after a while. 

I thought outloud amused,”Dude I actually do need the pads and stuff”.

Peter looked at me bright red, “Seriously”

“Yeah let’s go” I said giggling

Peter took my hand and we walked out of the room looking sheepish

All our parental figures were looking at us so confused but me and Peter just soldered on. We went in the elevator and slowly watched the elevator door close. Then we both turned to each other and burst out laughing.

Before leaving I made sure I had my bag and we stopped by Peter's room to get his things too. We ordered an uber and made our way to the mall. Yeah we were going to get pads and stuff but you know I was in the mood for shopping and I just dragged my lovely older brother Peter with me.

I texted Harley as well and he said he was going to meet us there.  I was really excited because its been a while since the golden trio got together. After getting in the uber, me and Peter were catching up with what was going on these past few months. I usually make a point to at least text him but with time zones and our busy schedules we don’t really get the chance to talk to each other. It kind of sucks but we usually make a point to meet each other rin person at least twice a month. Yeah I might have a rocky relationship with my parents but my siblings were really close.

It took us an hour to reach  the mall because of New York traffic. I was trying to convince Peter to just let us portal there but Peter was adamant to give me the “full new york experience” I moaned and groaned but went along with it. Before we left  we made sure to get some kind of disguise since we were the children of the rich and famous. I magiced us to look not like Peter and Alex but different people.

Me and Peter finally got out of the car and made our way towards the mall. Apparently, Harley was going to meet us at the food court. I was hungry anyway.  

Soon we finally made it there. When I saw Harley I rushed over to him and he hugged me. Both of us were crying and laughing. 

When the blipped got unblipped Harley and Peter never got the chance to be with me since I was getting crazy busy over graduation and the parents needed them for other things or something. We usually called each other a lot.

After doing the whole dramatic meeting spiel all three of us went our way through the mall laughing. We went to different stores and I got all my supplies while educating Peter and Harley as well. I was bored and it was funny to see them squirm. Soon all of us were carrying bags and bags of things. Harely summoned Happy and soon all three of us were in the car giggling and laughing.

I was waiting for Morgan because this morning I think she went to ballet. I didn’t ask. Happy was his same old grumbly self. Old man is just like that, I mean he and Rhody were the ones that were there for me the most. 

While we were animatedly talking to each other, we were blissfully unaware of what was going on at home…………….

[mutantdatingproblems]

We Got Tagged

Hey everyone, we got tagged by @localmutantlesbian in this mutant ask thing so here we go (as always Z will be using bolded font and Vex will use italics and if we’re both saying it it’ll be both bolded and in italics, just so ya know who’s who in our answers if ya don’t wanna read our names every time). Here we go!

1. What’s your codename/mutant name?

Z: I can’t decide honestly, I’ve considered something simple like “Shifter” and crazy shit like “Dragon Queen” but they’ve all been shot down so far either by me or by Prof.X or one of the other Profs or my friends for being lame

V: This is a question I hate because I totally would’ve gone with like “Multiple Girl” but Multiple Man has that and they won’t let me pick something in a dead or nerd language (even though I think it’d be super cool) so I also don’t have one. We don;t go into the field much yet though so it doesn’t really matter yet.

2. Age?

Z: 19 going on 20, birthday is in May

V: Same except my birthday is in June

3. Gender and pronouns?

Z: Genderfluid with a current lean towards nonbinary so they/them or she/her or he/him all work for me, I don’t really care

V: Genderqueer, They/Them or She/Her please

4. What is your mutation(s)?

Z: Shapeshifting and mild hydrokinesis and is ADHD a mutation? Cause I swear it gives me superpowers

V: Creating multiples of myself and enhanced strength, speed, and senses. And yeah ADHD should definitely count as a power.

5. Are you a member of any mutant group (X-Men, The Mutant Underground, The Brotherhood of Mutants, Morlocks, etc)?

Z: X-Men in training at Xavier's (But I have friends in The Brotherhood)

V: Ditto

6. Got any physical mutations?

Z: Yeah, although mine are mostly by choice seeing as I’m a shapeshifter. I’m fond of my claws and fangs and tails and scales and horns and freaky eyes for everyday use

V: Nope, not really.

7. When did your powers manifest?

Z: Around 13

V: 12 and a half

8. What is your favourite thing about your powers?

Z: Everything. I love my powers, I love that I can be anything and do anything if I put my mind to it. It makes me who I am honestly, I don’t know who I’d be without my powers. Hell I’d probably have killed myself if my powers hadn’t manifested when they did I hated myself so much back then. Of course being at Xavier’s and meeting V and my other friends helped too. But yeah I love my powers and how they make me feel.

V: Ditto honestly, my powers help me learn so much and so much faster than I used to be able to, the focus I gain from my clones alone is a life saver when I have to do anything I find boring (which is a lot because Inattentive ADHD sucks royally). The enhanced senses and stuff are pretty awesome too, nothing better than losing your favorite pen under a couch and being able to lift the couch over your head ta get it back. I wouldn’t trade my powers for anything in the world.

9. Biggest pet peeve related to being a mutant?

Z: Assholes being assholes to us, assholes who only approve of human-passing mutants who think we should be grateful they even tolerate that much, not being able to find good shapeshifter friendly clothing that still looks cool and comes in plus sizes, and uppity fuckwad mutants who judge others on powers or looks or anything else because god dammit we need to stick together and support each other. I could go on because I have a lot but I won’t or this’ll take forever.

V: The asshole issues that Z pointed out but also when my powers go outta control cause I lose my cool or something and I have ta calm down ta find control again and it’s really hard, or when I sneeze cause of allergies and I accidentally sneeze a clone out...it’s embarrassing. Also accidentally hurting people with my enhanced strength....I hate that too

10. Ever been to space or another dimension?

Z: Yeah by accident.....it involved tequila....lots of tequila....

V: Nope

11. Do you wear a costume (BE HONEST)

Z: Sorta? I have ta make a lot of my own clothes cause of my physical mutations and shapeshifting so sometimes they come out looking very costumey and I am fond of leather which doesn’t help. I guess my battle gear counts? Loose black cargo pants (need all the pockets for gadgets and snacks cause shapeshifting requires a fuckton of calories and effort), black tank top (lightweight body armor actually but designed ta look like a tank top), arm warmers (again armor, they cover from my wrists to halfway up my upper arm, they’re also black). black leather fingerless gloves, combat boots (with knives hidden in the toes, also black except I change the laces all the time cause I like making them funky colors and designs), and a black leather weapons belt that holds at least one stun gun, two daggers/medium sized knives, and in some cases a sword because I like it. All of it’s like....well for lack of a better term...enchanted ta survive my shifts (including into dragon form) so it doesn’t rip or tear or anything. Apparently when I shift it kinda just disappears into a pocket dimension and then reappears on me when I shift back...I dunno how it works, ask Scarlet Witch she hooked me up. And by the way the weapons are because sometimes if I’m too drained ta shift I gotta go hand-to hand.

V: Yeah kinda, it’s my battle gear too. Navy cargo pants (I keep extra snacks for Z), black t-shirt, black wrist guards, black boots with purple laces and skulls and stuff painted on them, purple weapons belt holding a stun gun, throwing knives (like a frick ton, I also store more in my pants), more knives of varying sizes, smoke bombs (great for sneak attacks, just throw to confuse enemy and then attack from all sides with clones. I have flash bombs too), and a couple different versions of brass knuckles, and then I wear opaque black sunglasses too because I like them. Oh and yes my shirt is body armor like Z’s is of course, and my boots are steel toe.

12. Are you a minority in another way (race, gender, disability, etc)?

Z: Genderfluid Panromantic Demisexual who’s got mad depression, anxiety, ADHD, and fainting spells and I’m Polyamorous

V: Genderqueer, Queer in general, demisexual and polyamorous also with severe anxiety as well as dsycalculia and ADHD 

13. Coolest power you’ve seen?

Z: I love Storm’s powers, but Scarlet Witch is pretty cool too

V: I concur with Storm but I’m also fond of Z’s powers cause watching your friend turn into a dragion is really cool

14. Favourite mutant artist?

Z: Dunno

V: Ditto

15. How would your friends describe you?

Z: Loud, proud, queer as fuck, angry, musical, a water baby, a literal and metaphorical dragon, bad influence, pun queen, kind of insane, kinky, and V’s shoulder devil/inner crazy bitch. 

V: Quiet, secretly vindictive, punk af, dorky, wordy, easily distracted, helpful, accidental group therapist, mom friend, and Z’s conscience/shoulder angel. 

16. Enhanced/powered person you most want to meet?

Z: Deadpool, I always miss him when he visits and it sucks

V: Spiderman......I just think he seem really cool

17. Feelings about mutant registration?

Z: No, just no. That’s how they end up rounding us up and killing us all. If it’s an operation run by us mutants ourselves as a way to work together and support each other and offer aid to mutants and help mutant youth who’ve been kicked out of their homes and stuff like that then sure. But not some government list of us all, fuck no.

V: Yeah ditto on that.

18. #MutantandProud or #WeWantACure?

Z&V: #MutantandProud

Z&V: Again unless it’s something regulated by mutants for mutants, no. Because it should be a mutants choice whether or not they want their powers because some people get royally screwed and end up with powers they hate because they are dangerous or something like that. It shouldn’t be something the government or anyone else can decide, it should always be the mutants individual choice. 

19. How did you choose your codename?

Z: Don’t have one yet but when I do choose it’ll probably be like...by throwing darts at a bunch of names I like or a coin flip or something

V: Don’t have one yet, I’ll tell you how I chose it when I figure one out.

20. OPTIONAL: what caused your powers to manifest?

Z: Got mad, grew talons and fangs and scales cause I was reading about mythological creatures earlier, was not pretty. It happened when I was alone though so that was a plus. (I was mad because of a text from my boyfriend at the time). The hydrokinesis thing I figured out after I got to Xavier’s...was outside in the courtyard....got catcalled by some asshole student....wished I could dump water on his head....fountain water flew up and over and dumped gallons on his head....it was awesome.

V: I sneezed at the dinner table and three clones shot out of me....the strength and speed stuff I figured out at school in gym class when suddenly I was kicking ass at track and field after always sucking at it my whole life....The senses I figured out when I could hear waaaayyyyy too much noise everywhere and everything smelled waaayyy too strong and suddenly I could see without my glasses (yeah I used ta have and need glasses, I don’t anymore but if I did they’d be cats-eye style like a vintage librarian because reasons). 

Tagging: We’re not really sure who ta tag so if you wanna do it then feel free ta do it and tag us!

(And thank you again to @localmutantlesbian for tagging us! We loved doing this!)

~Mod Z

~Mod Vex

P.S Wanna know more about us? Check out our previous “Meet the Mods” posts or check out our “Meet the Mods” page on the blog!