#HAVE TO WASH YOUR HAIR .........
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domesticating your vampire: a memoir
(beautiful high res version on patre0n)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tavstarion#KARLACH#i nearly forgot her#when you just escaped vampire slavery but now you have to save for a down payment#i can't stress how important it is to me that astarion has a birthday#i don't know why#also sex is fine but have you ever had someone wash your hair for you. there is nothing more intimate#i'm devastated that i had to desaturate the polaroid because the lighting was so pretty
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So... heat waves are fun (not)
(Bonus : Mama Jamil)
#i can handle the heat#but my skin is paler than a nun's butt#i can't go out under the sun without spontaneously combusting!#Jamil's rambling is made for laughs but he's actually right#don't go out at peak sunlight hours#if you really need to go out take an umbrella and cover your head!#especially if you have thin hair#always carry a water bottle with you#cooling pads are your friends if you can afford them#washing your hands; feet; and face helps lower your own temperature#dont hesitate to make a foot bath if you're at home#if you have fans you can put a bowl of ice in front of it to blow cold air#when I draw during a heat wave I have a foot bath and a humid towel on my shoulders#that's all for PSA!#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#jamil viper#kalim al asim#art#my art#heat wave
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ik it's not smut (and not any of the reqs that are in my inbox) but I cannot stop thinking about price giving pup!reader a bath.
curly hair specific for 2 paragraphs, everything else is generic
hes so gentle, making sure the whole bathroom smells nice. he uses soft vanilla scents so your little nose doesn't get overwhelmed, and turns off any noise or lights to make sure you're calm.
the water is always the perfect temperature, and he lets you pick out one of the bathbombs he bought especially for you. the water turns pink, or purple, or blue, whichever you prefer, with a thick layer of bubbles ontop.
everything is in your favourite scent. whether that's smooth and creamy vanillas, sharp and tangy citrus, or soft pillowy florals, he has it all. he just enjoys seeing the little smile on your face, how your cute little ears droop more and more as you become more relaxed.
he walks you through an entire bath routine, breaking everything down into little steps, guiding you through it all. salts, bar soap, shower gel, oil, moisturiser. he spares no expense, wanting to make sure you smell and feel good.
his favourite part however is helping you with you hair. a thick, pretty mess of wild curls. he knows almost more than you do, buying all types of oils, creams, hair masks, shampoos and conditioner.
he uses a whole concoction of things, making sure everything he uses is designed specifically for your hair type. gentle hands massage the shampoo into your scalp, smiling as you sigh and relax into him. you don't even have to lift a finger. wash day is completely taken care of.
when you come out of the bath, all warm and relaxed, he sweeps you up. dressing you in the fluffiest towel, running through creams, gels, and oils so your hair looks all shiny and pretty. he helps you rub in different oils and moisturisers so your skin is smooth and soft, even runs through some special cream for your fluffy tail.
post-bath is what he always looks forward to. he loves how sleepy you get. he lays you on his chest, both of you shirtless, enjoying the skin to skin contact. your tail slowly wags, a gentle rhythm hittig his thigh as you share warmth. his hands run up and down your back, occasionally squeezing your hips. it's his favourite part of owning you, knowing that you're safe, clean, and comfortable.
#i just want price to do my fucking wash day#curly hair is such a pain in the ass#hes so soft w his pup i love it#same shit w gaz#hed have to put your wash days on seperate days#poor man would be too tired to do both of you at the same time#im just obsessed with him being all loving and caring#AHHHHHHHH#mw x reader#mw2 x reader#captain price x reader#price x reader#john price x reader#price x chubby!puppygirl
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Love Letter - Thinking
Based off chapter 18 of Love Letter by @lunarleonardo
Blorbo illustration speedrun any%. It is so hard to figure out how someone gets hugged and lays on their shoulder at the same time while not squishing wounds too much, and then drawing it. Kokichi is not taller, he is just sitting up more. They're chatting but I didn't want to fit in speech bubbles. :P
Version without thought bubbles below + bonus notes
My special notes starting from the first drawing:
#love letter#shuichi saihara#kokichi ouma#miu i know you have dry shampoo. i dont believe you wash your hair as nearly as often as you should. please let shuichi borrow some for now#nasty greasy hair#I should be thinking of anything else during the fic but I know his hair is nasty#kokichi and his damn checkered scarf...#giving kokichi his highlights because he deserves them for how he's been dealing with everything#blorbomade#danganronpa#saiouma
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I'm about ready to start charging clients extra that ask me to work outside my scheduled hours
#how tf are you gonna ask me to come in an hour early and then have a meeting schedule during it that you have to be on camera for#i need to wash your hair so i can not run late Holy shit
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#a very pleasant sarmenti to make your day better.....#he has the most gorgeous hair to me. when he fucking washes it#mostly took from his second game look with some personal adjustments (transgenderism)#darkest dungeon#darkest dungeon 2#darkest dungeon jester#darkest dungeon sarmenti#i have drawn something
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Been reading some ff7 stuff and it's mostly sephiroth based and like... It's so funny seeing people write his thigh length hair, they never get it right.
'he wrapped his hair in a towel on his head-' I appreciate the thought but I can promise you that that hair is coming out the end of the towel and still dripping cold water down his spine despite having been wrung out five times.
'leaving it to dry -' babe it'll be still sopping in six hours and it's incredibly heavy when wet. I don't care how sleek his hair is it's going to frizz if he steps one foot outside in that condition.
'Haha the bottle of shampoo and conditioner every time rumour isn't true-' the shampoo, no, but the conditioner? You'd be surprised!! Not to mention whatever hair oils he uses to prevent all that loose hair matting in seconds!
'he quickly dried his hair-' no.
#Fr if someone is plaiting his hair or washing it or whatever and they're standing within a metre they're going to have to loop it#A door handle their arm SOMETHING. If they want to keep any tension at all.#Because if your hair is longer than your reach you're gonna have to use a third point to bring it back in#Also there's a very high chance he ties it back for bed#You WILL end up strangled in your own hair if you don't lol. And get it in your mouth and eyes#Like I can see why people with normal hair treat it as normal hair but once it gets that long it needs more dedication#Also how does it not get set on fire in battle I'm so jealous lol#ff7#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#sephiroth
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every day that i log into this website and no one is talking about this man stabbing another man in the throat and licking the blood off the knife and his fingernail polish changing with his murder outfits and his murder outfits being rotating unbuttoned silk shirts, wide linen pants, and crocodile shoes, and flirty fun hairstyles and too many accessories, and he color coordinates his soft gothcore color palettes with the pimp cars that he drives, and he only has a boner for (1) murder and (2) a six-something hyper masc baby boy on a cliff he blows kisses to when baby boy shoots his enemy off a giant dam with a rocket launcher, like???
i'm being tested by god
#academy award BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR academy award BEST COSTUME academy award BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY#uncle muscles isn't going to make the next family bbq!!!#(to the corpses) enjoy your mimosas boys someone will be around to bury u soon i have to go wash my hair#SHAKESPEAREAN#fast x#jason momoa
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9 HOURS IN THE SALOJN AND IM FINALLY FREE………..
PINK HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#text#devotion.irl#or technically a pink ombre#i dont think my ass could get any flatter but each visit to the hairdresser proves me wrong#my ass is a straight 180 degrees after sitting for 9 hours#while my hair gets bleached until its deader than dead#starved for 10 hours and held in my piss for 6#had two minor crises where the hairdresser was doing my hair and i wanted to cough SO bad#the things i do. just to have a funky hair color#when they were washing my hair in the basin they like. lift up your head but i would always try to move my neck myself#and my hairdresser was like. dude. relax LMAO#i dont know. how to be a normal person in a salon
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i've been without warm water for two weeks now and like, the first one shit not getting fixed was my fault but now my landlord is dragging his feet and doing nonsense and i gotta call for the 4th time now and finally make an actual fuss and like. on the one hand i hate making a fuss cause i'm not actually a bitch when i can help it, but on the other i haven't had a warm shower in two weeks, I've worked 70 hours in 5 days, and it's a landlord so unfortunately for them they are now about to get the full experience of Me Being Done With Shit let's go
#mona rambles#i'm hyping myself up mostly i just want a hot shower and sleep for one hundred years#but seeing that i can do fucking neither#he'll have the pleasure of taking the brunt of that 🥰#also. you really don't appreciate the luxury of hot water in a second#until you've been washing yourself and your hair over the sink for weeks#with water boiled and lugged from the goddamn kettle#just saying#be grateful for a second because oh man
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Deku somehow gets a whiff of your hair once right after you've washed it... and becomes obsessed with sniffing your head. Standing behind you anytime it's open for him (when you're cooking on the stove, sitting at your desk... laying back against the couch) just to bury his nose right into the line where your part hits your scalp or your baby hairs meet your forehead, and huff inhale after inhale.
Gets to the point where even when your hair is GREASY he still likes smelling it, saying it reminds him of your pillow lmfaooooooooo. And then to the point where he starts opening and sniffing all your skincare products too....
#deku#you walk in on him in the bathroom with his nose in your la mer moisturizer#and if he hadn't bought that $300 sh*t for you you'd have to kill him for it#he's so klsgfkaksdmhflkajs m#not enough of him lately#even tho im the last person who should be saying that#it's funny cuz i know his scalp is always smelly#anyway wash day is his favorite day#he's such a child#and if u ever do his hair for him he'll have a hard time going back to doing it himself#caitie things#gen#shii posts
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#artists on tumblr#art#oc#rkgk#procreate#my art#tian#babies au#hi wheeze#nothing funnier than wanting to draw + knowing u have to look down to do it = all the snot in your head is sooo subject to gravity#actually what’s funnier is me acting like it’s anyone’s fault But my own that i don’t have a sketchier style like ???#u could just not ritually overwork the drawing??? u could just stop???#anyway pls have some scribbly baby tian at his various jobs... working hard... minding his own business... saying fuck all#he has a rich inner life. if u even care........#i try to draw him leaner than big tian bc he gets less to eat like when i tell you all he wanted at this age was three (3) square meals#and one (1) snack#and also to be bald bc he hates paying for conditioner#if he knew big t gets TWO (2) snax per day + is only 50% bald But zhuzhu diffuses his hair on wash day......... 🆗🙏🏼#ok luv u bye i need to lie down lmfao
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the thing is that sometimes you do have to have a crying sobbing breakdown on the floor of the shower, but then you still need to stand back up, and wash your hair
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mother token hear my prayer, what colour is iii's hair now?? it's so hard to tell in all the stage lighting gifs/videos so far and i am losing my mind
(ps. you're a gem i am feral for both the boys AND you xoxo)
Hello Anon 🖤🖤🖤 I literally don't know what to say except thank you so much 😳 I feel like I've never made anyone feral before so I'm screaming and kicking my feet 🥰
As for III's hair? I'm gonna say I am 100% sure it's straight up black. I agree that the lighting was very dim for most of the ritual, and that definitely contributed to a lot of the confusion around his hair color.
He also has an undercut now and I'm so 👀👀👀🖤🖤🖤 I'm hoping we get more clear photos of him with these upcoming rituals in Australia because damn!
TBH black is the easiest to do if he wanted to switch it up from the red he had at Wembley, if you take into account the fading color + root regrowth. He probably didn't want to go through the hassle of bleaching his roots right before an insane flight to Australia so he just went with black, which covers everything (I say this as someone who dyed her hair black for 6 years straight as a teenager/young adult).
As a side note: I would also bet money that he used boxed permanent hair dye. I can't see him re-dying it with semipermanent color every 3 weeks while on tour the next two months, unless he's literally gonna be rinsing the dye out with water bottles in alleyways behind venues 🤣
#anon asks#sleepanon answers#sleep token#iii sleep token#iii#the mother token hear my prayer has me in a frenzy omg#i shouldn't like the sound of that phrase as much as i do lmao#yes this ask is cutting the dozen + others i have i'm sorry#i'm answering them all tonight i promise#also to iii directly#(you know if he sees this somehow)#the offer of me brushing/washing your hair still stands btw#i know several hairdressers#i can get you the good shit iii cmon#but also get tf off tumblr iii why are you here
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Its been a while since i got to draw them but!!! My bbies ever (theyre both such yappers sometimes one of them yaps sometimes the other yaps but most often they just yap right through each other)
I love them very much
#late teens early twenties gussiri my beloveds#theyre way too wholesome during that#anyways i think siri would have forced gustav to wash his hair otherwise she would never rest her chin on his head#shes got standards#theyre low but at least she has them#even tho everyone is convinced shes got high standards LMAO#my weird kids theyre so silly#<333#also sketchbook my beloved????#i missed my sketchbook im glad im back in it#feels good to be back in the sketchbook building#anyway id love to infodump some abt them so if anyone wants to hear PLS ask me <333#for tags!!!#httyd#how to train your dragon#artinandwritin's art#oc#httyd oc#siri vínteri#art#gussiri#oc x canon#gustav larson#sketchbook
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Idk man but his hair.. 🫠🫶🏻
oh baby boy needs to wash his fucking hair DESPERATELY.~🎃
#i love him#i totally get it frank#some days getting the oomph to wash your hair just doesn’t happen#still beautiful as a greased up rat#another frimage in which frank and i have incredibly similar haircuts#frnkiebby#feralfaggotfrankkk#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#my chemical romance#frnkie#my chem#ilhsm#asks
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