#Gyeongsu is a total fanboy and I fully believe he would do such a thing

[hobbithabits]

Photo card trend on kpop twt where ppl were putting their bias in their bra strap… and not a single post about Gyeongsu putting a Thanos photo card in his waistband…. Where are my yaoi enjoyers at what has this world gone to????

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“Wait!” Thanos’s voice booms and he whips around to look at his small group. They look back with varying degrees of annoyance or interest.

“I remember you!” He points in what seems to be Namgyu’s direction. A feline smile stretches across Namgyu’s face, and he leans towards Thanos a little bit.

“Wow, it’s only took you this long-“ his voice is dripping in scarasm but he looks like the cat who got the cream until Thanos cuts him off.

“Not you! You!” His finger is now more accurately pointing at Gyeongsu. Gyeongsu’s eyebrows shoot up and he smiles excitedly. In contrast to Namgyu, Gyeongsu looks happy like a dog with a bone, and if he had a tail it would probably wag hard enough to knock someone over.

“Really? That makes sense, I’ve been to so many of your concerts! Did you notice me out in the crowd?” Gyeongsu leans over Namgyu, who is now pouting like a child. “I had a fan account to I posted on, I used the best camera to take concert pictures! I was really popular.”

“You’re the guy who put my photocard next to his dick print!” Thanos has a wicked grin, delighted as if he didn’t just expose probably the worst thing Gyeongsu could be known for. The room feels a lot quieter now, but thankfully when Gyeongsu looks around, only their little group seemed to have heard. Of course, they’re all now staring at him expectantly.

“I- uh I- It wasn’t that far down! I just put it in my waistband!” Semi looks like she’s having the time of her life. Minsu looks like he wants ear plugs. “I mean- it was just a trend at the time! A ton of girls were putting their pics in their bra straps and stuff so I just thought I’d join! And my Twitter friends kept telling me to do it cause I had a good body!”

“Awww don’t be shy, boy! It was in your waist band but that tent in your pants was totally pitched. It’s okay, I know the effect Thanos has on pretty boys” Thanos leans down over Namgyu to get close to Gyeongsu’s face. “Besides, it was pretty hot.”

Gyeongsu looks like a ripe tomato, so much blood rushing to his face it would make one wonder if there was any left for his brain. His mouth opens and closes a few times before it actually snaps shut and he swallows nervously. He can’t pull his eyes away from Thanos’s piercing gaze. “Th- thanks. I guess. Um, that’s so crazy.���

If Namgyu rolled his eyes any harder they’d get stuck in the back of his head.

Thanos leans back, sighing contently “I’d never seen more tits in my life… they should bring that trend back. Maybe more guys would post too. That’d be fuckin tight.”

The group remains silent as if Thanos’ Bisexuality Bomshell hadn’t just been dropped directly on them. It takes maybe two more seconds before Thanos is off on something again, rambling over whatever he can think of. Gyeongsu takes the time to finally relax, slumping down and burying his face in his hand. He was totally hard in that stupid picture. And Thanos saw it. And thought it was hot. He’s never going to recover from this.