#Gw2 Mantis

[eisbee]

Mantis, Oxxid, Taximi, Agent H & Agent B inquest screenshots. Oxxid belongs to @sytiart

[bugbot]

A prettied up sketch of my Asura from Guild Wars 2. she is the most tired goblin I could create. an engineer by profession, a writer by hobby.

[ultrapeptoposting]

This isn't ffxiv related but a friend brought up Tyria steakhouse. So here we are.

[sytiart]

Mantis is a friend's OC and my character Oxxid's boss. I luv him xDD so grumpy and badass! He's a lovely character in his own way xDD of course we're talking about asuras from gw2 v_v

[sylvansart]

Who's a bad murder mesmer boy?! Arlynn is! Yes he is! He may be loopy, absent minded, aloof goofy as heck, but he is also straight up cold portal into your face and murder.

Heckin' mesmers.

With his praying mantis mesmer shatters instead of butterflies, earning him the code name Mantis. What a goob. I love this turd.

[thief-commander]

For the color asks~! Cherry blossom, Rose, French rose, Burnt Sienna, Copper, Peach, Canary, Pear, Olive, Mantis, Seafoam green, Eminence, Auburn, BRONZE LOL, and Pink Nectar

Cherry Blossom - How are you feeling right now?

Happy and well-rested. Your ask really made my day~

Rose - Where do you feel most comfortable?

In my room, because I have wifi, I can talk to my friends and I can just rest or play or read books while only wearing a loose T-shirt/sweater and shorts. I don’t have to worry if I look ugly lol. And also, my room is warm usually. 

French Rose - What is your favourite flavour?

Savory

Burnt Sienna - Favourite smell?

Apple-cinnamon, orange, sweet fruity scents (like strawberry)

Copper - What is your favourite kind of day?

Hmm... When I have no work and I can just relax and hang out with friends playing CAH or GW2. Occasionally I like to go out and walk long distances in the downtown, looking around shops and treat myself with little things, sit down with a friend and eat something delicious at the mall. (even if it’s only junk food, that’s my guilty pleasure sadly lol)

Peach - Favourite texture/s?

Bubble wrap, cookie dough

Canary - Favourite song?

I don’t have one OTL But it could be any of the songs I linked your for the mixes.

Pear - Where do you feel rested?

In my room. My little safe zone (when no one else’s home)

Olive - What is your favourite food?

Hmm... Hard to tell. I think I have more than one. Chicken, sushi (if it’s not made with salmon cause ew), tiramisu.

Mantis - Favourite animal?

SHARKS. AND RAVENS.

Seafoam Green - Do you like water?

Yes, though sadly I haven’t gone swimming in AGES. Once I acquire a proper suit for it, I definitely will. I just feel really uncomfortable if I have to reveal that much skin.

Eminence - Favourite sounds?

Sound of the rain outside, thunder, the bustling of the city.

Auburn - Favourite colour?

Black, blue, silver/white

Bronze - Would you follow my blog?

YES and also, I’m the kind of person who unfollows even mutuals if they post stuff I’m not interested in/don’t like. I follow your blog because I love your posts as well~

Pink Nectar - What’s your aesthetic?

Introverted smartass with glasses who loves puns, astrology, books and likes giving and receiving affection, and is also a cat-person.

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Lineup Lamentations - GW2

Our Transfers, Captains, and Starting 11s for the week.

WALSH

TRANSFERS:

OUT: N/A

IN: N/A

No one died so it's an easy save for me this GW.

GK:

Alisson Becker goes and will continue to go for a while. Cheeky bap last GW was pretty genius and he looks like he will reap very tidy dividends. Bit of a tricky one this GW for him, but we'll see.

DEF:

Robbo goes again, obv, and looks just like an absurd FPL pick this season. Gonna be so fucking good this season.

Mendy as well just another left back great guy. Was cool to see him tucking inside last GW and looks just an immense pick.

Third left back aka best left back in Europe aka fat ass fuck Luke Shaw goes again. Basically I'm going to just auto start him until he gets dropped in which case I will immediately fuck him off. So far so good for the thicc boy with the goal in GW1. Go on lad.

Hide your eyes, but I'm forced to start Mama Sakho this GW. I didn't reallyyyy plan so well for GW2 I am seeing and I have just zero good options for my 11th man. I'm going Sakho over Wannybiz just because it seems like Wan is nailed for a booking and is going to be pinned back to fuck. Sakho at least good on baps and could fluke a goal off a set piece or some shit idk. Blah.

MID:

Mo is an obv.

Eriksen with a tidy home game against a fairly hapless looking Fulham who are still with injuries and shit in defense and sans Mawson. Seems good.

Bug eyed god has an away derb but feeling some points in this one. Should be goals so cometh the mantis lord one time. Would love just one little side pass assist to bank some puntos before the run starts for Arsenal. Get in there my son.

Last friend is maybe not a long term friend Diogo Jota. Huge game for his future in my life this weekend so hopefully he bangs. If he's poor again and/or Wolves are poor again he's probably gone.

FWD:

Kun is a tentative fuck me right now. All the shit with his journo friend and the Pep rotation leak is a bit of a nightmare. What can be done. Bed has been made and I shall lay in it for a long while. Please be a good Kun, Kun.

Arnie is fit and ready to go against Edward Howe's people and I'm feeling pretty hopeful for points in this one. Surely there will be goals and Arnie is in and around them all.

CAP:

Was on Kun all week but today's events have put me off. Just too risky to go there with cap. As I don't cap against Palace and Mo is off limits, Eriksen is the next man up. Let's fucking do it Eriksen.

I honestly am not sure I have ever capped him in my FPL career....so it's a new feel. Again, Fulham look leaky as fuck and even though Spurs don't currently have a striker, they should still score some bonks. Five chances created in GW1 bodes well...so we'll see how this one goes. Obviously I am terrified, but, fuck.

ALON

TRANSFERS:

OUT: N/A

IN: N/A

Disappointing GW1 for me but like I said on pod I never really considered a transfer this week. Most of my “on the fence” guys have good fixtures and I picked’em for a reason... Gotta back the lads...

GK:

De Gea the fuck hopefully he reacts on a cross this week for an easy clean job. Very cleanable fixture. Go on. Do the thing.

DEF:

Three left-backs and a right-back heh let’s fuck.

Robbo and Mendy absolute staples of the squad probably going no where all season if they stay fit. Love the fuck out of’em and they kept me afloat in GW1.

Bavies is the other left-back hopefully he keeps up the attacking play and returns follow. Also hopefully Rose gets fucked off to Germany or wherever and then Bavies actually nailed for the season which would be a jizz-fest. If Bavies is getting regular starts and shit cleans will come and so will attacking returns. Some things are factual.

Lastly Trent is in. Risky GW1 pick that I stashed on the bench which was a mistake but it’s fine. Now going forward I have probably the best 5.0 pick in the game which feels very fucking good. VERY fucking good... His crossing was a joke all over the place disaster in GW1 but he also hit a FK into the top corner that Fab saved and was on some corners and shit. The crossing will be fine. He’s fucking quality love the boy. Even if there is the occasional Clyney start............. Now that I’m typing it out I wonder if Klopp would start Clyne vs. Palace for Zaha defending............. hmmmmmmm that would be a FUCK. Damnit I hope that doesn’t happen.

MID:

Relegate Cairney straight to the bench feels great and now my midfield is cool good guys.

Lucas Moura very much on the bubble duno if he’ll stay or go not even 100% nailed that he starts with Coco coming back to fitness. So that’s terrifying though I doooooo expect him to start whatever that’s worth. And Fulham defense is pretty fucking bad so maybe Lucas can do some stuff I hope I pray.

Jota is the other meh guy I’m not sure. Just really echoing Walsh’s thoughts above on him. Come on Diogo.

Mesut at Stamford Bridge for the derby I duno how to feel about it. It’s a very tricky game to call because GW1 for both clubs is kinda meh out the window not full strength squads and not really the type of match where you can get a read on a new team with new manager etc... I think Arsenal will still be good this season once the 11 gets settled and shit. Mesut was fine vs. City but it’s City.. Should be more space vs. Chels.... Go on Mesut. 

Lastly Mo Salah. The best player in the league.

FWD:

Kun goes again scary times for Kun land. Wish I had Raz over Kun :|...

Fit Arnie not playing at Anfield is fantastic. Bournemouth defense always a joke... This should be real for Arnie time let’s fucking go. I remember him bracing vs. Bourne last season when I owned him, that would be nice :))))))

CAP:

Easy Mo pick this week. Not a question for me never considered Kun or anyone else. Pray to the god Mo.

[eisbee]

Mantis, Agent H, Oxxid, Agent B Krewe leaders Mantis and Agent H giving orders to Oxxid and Agent B

[sylvansart]

This is Arlynn. He is my mesmer with orchid praying mantis illusions instead of butterflies. He is not a good boy. Don't encourage him.