#Guys I'm sorry but if I had to choose between a Stolago duet or a Stolitz duet... Stolitz all the way
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Dispelling Rumors
Alright, for the past few days Viv and her team have been releasing tidbits of the recording progress for Season 3.5 (second half of Season 3).
Viv and her team did this with Harvey Guillén (Vassago's VA) first.
And recently they did this with Bryce Pinkham...
Now I'm not sure where these rumors started, but fans have been speculating that because Harvey and Bryce both have songs being recorded right now, than that means Stolas and Vassago have a duet together!
Frankly, I don't think it's a duet.
Here's why...
A while back Sam Haft teased that he and his team (Andrew Underburg) recently finished a really "filthy" and "straight-up-horniest" song.
Many believe that the song he's referring to is the one Bryce recently recorded which is titled, "Dirty Bird".
Thus some speculate that "Dirty Bird" must be the song Harvey was singing as well.
However, that can't be the case because...
Jacinta announced on her instagram story that she was the one who wrote the song Vassago was going to sing.
Harvey then confirmed it by tagging Jacinta in his own instagram story.
Which leads me to the conclusion that I really don't think "Dirty Bird" is going to be a Stolago Duet.
However, I am positive that the song Bryce is going to sing, "Dirty Bird" is the horny song that Sam mentioned a while back. Simply because Sam on the instagram video, laughs awkwardly and goes "Lets get out of here.... I'm at work... uhm..."
Again, this is all speculation, even if "Dirty Bird" is the horny song Sam wrote, no one knows if Stolas is going to sing about Vassago or Blitz.
But lets face it...
I think we all know who Stolas is singing about...
"Oh, so you're a kinky little imp, aren't you? Do you like it when I talk dirty to you? I want you to [CENSORED] me with your [CENSORED] imp [CENSORED] get it all the way [CENSORED] get it all the way through me, you [CENSORED]!"
Anyway, super massive thanks to @timkontheunsure for providing screenshots! They genuinely made making this post so much easier.
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