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banditoxkenshin · 2 years ago

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Chapter Two: Job Interview

Akira woke up the next morning to rock music blaring in the Man Cave. She groaned and pulled her pillow over her head, trying to block out the music. When she couldn't, she decided to get dressed for the day. She put on a navy blue collared blouse, along with navy blue slacks. She put on her work boots.

She went out to the Man Cave, where Ray was talking to a blonde haired boy while he pet Akira's Shiba Inu, Amaya.

The boy waved at her, and she smiled at him. "I'm Akira. You're the new hire?" She asked, walking towards him.

"Well, I haven't gotten the job yet," the boy replied bashfully.

"What's your name?"

"Henry."

"Nice to meet ya, Henry."

"Are you his girlfriend or something?"

Ray and Akira let out laughs, glancing over at each other, and Akira could see a hint of terror flash through Ray's eyes.

"No, no just friends." Akira hummed.

She noticed Nakano, her cat, waltzing towards Henry, and the cat rubbed against his leg, purring at him.

Ray subtly pulled out his tube of bubble gum while Akira kept Henry's attention away from it. Ray then stood up, walking past them.

"David," Ray hummed.

"Henry-"

Ray pointed to his mouth, "I'm gonna blow a bubble."

"O...kay?"

"And I'm gonna blow your mind."

Akira watched as her best friend turned from Ray Manchester to Captain Man. She let out a slight laugh at how flabbergasted Henry looked.

"Y-You're Captain MAN!" He exclaimed.

"That's right Henry."

Henry turned to Akira, "That must mean..."

Akira took a small bow, "That's right. I'm the Ghost."

"No WAAAY! Your Samurai armor is so cool! Is it real? I mean- I know it's real but-"

"It's real. It was a gift from my father."

Henry was about to ask another question when an alarm went off. Akira whipped around, turning to the computer.

"What's up Gooch?" She asked.

"The Jandy Bridge is out!!"

"The bridge is down?" Ray asked.

"Cars in the water, lives in danger!"

Akira rushed to grab her armor, putting it on in record time. She walked back to the Man Cave.

"You handle business here and meet me there." Akira told Ray.

Ray nodded, and Akira made her way up the tube and out of the store.

When Akira got to the bridge, she could hear the screams before she saw the carnage. It made her sick to her stomach. She sprinted towards the Jandy River, and she dove headfirst into the water.

She grit her teeth, prying open a car door and helping the people swim out from the car. Her eyes widened when she saw the people screaming for help. She watched as the bubbles came out with every scream. She grit her teeth, grabbing onto the door. She began trying to pry it open.

She felt her lungs aching for air as she put her feet on the side of the car.

Come on come on come on COME ON!!!

She fully ripped the door off the hinges, throwing it to the side as the victims swam out. She kicked off the car, not noticing the two dents where her feet were.

She swam to the surface, helping them out of the water. She knelt down, coughing and spitting up water. She looked up and saw Captain Man and his sidekick running towards her.

"Yūrei are you-"

"There's more cars in the water!" She cut Ray off mid-sentence.

She dove back under the water, helping more people as Ray and Henry dove into the water.

When everyone was safe, Akira sat on the riverbed, breathing heavily. She watched as news reporters swarmed them, and she stood up slowly. She walked towards Ray and Henry.

"Thank you for everything, Captain Man and Kid Danger!" The reporter exclaimed.

Akira felt like a knife had been plunged through her heart. I was first on the scene.

She turned and began walking back towards her apartment. She owned it just in case something happened to the Man Cave.

Ray and Henry rushed after her. Akira turned around to look at them.

"Are you heading back?" Henry asked.

"Heading to my apartment." She replied.

"You're not coming back to the Man Cave?" Ray asked.

"Not tonight. Amaya and Nakano are staying there though."

Ray nodded.

"Good job out there." Akira told them before she turned on her heel and began jogging towards her apartment.

When she got there, she slowly took off her armor, hanging it on the rack. She walked to the bathroom, undressing and stepping into the shower.

She stood under the water, reflecting on the day. She could feel the cold leaving her body as the warm water ran down her back.

I wish he was here with me.

"No you don't." She whispered to herself.

She sighed softly, washing her hair. When she finished up in the shower, she went to change into her pajamas and lie on the bed.

Her phone vibrated, and she turned to look at it.

Ray 'Everything alright?' -6:30pm

Akira closed her eyes. Of course he'd ask questions. Why wouldn't he?

'Yeah' -6:31pm

'Kira, I know you' -6:31pm

'We'll talk tomorrow' -6:32pm

'Why not now?' -6:32pm

'Ray please. I'm tired' -6:33pm

'Fine. Meet me at Junk-N-Stuff for breakfast' -6:35pm

Akira put her phone down, closing her eyes again. She let her mind wander. Of course it wandered to her and Ray. He was all she could ever think about.

I want to be in his arms. Watching tv. Fighting crime with him. I want him to see me the way I see him.

"He has a sidekick he has to train now." She reminded herself.

She opened her eyes, staring at the ceiling. Too many nights of this. She needed to stop. For her own sanity.

I love him.

She closed her eyes once more, this time, drifting off to sleep. She was woken up to her alarm going off. She jumped awake, noticing frantic texts from Henry.

"How did he..." she stopped when she saw his text.

'Ray's been captured' -8:45pm

Akira jumped out of bed, throwing on her gear and armor. She rushed out of the apartment. She met Henry at the location he had given her.

She came up behind him, tapping his shoulder. Henry jumped, but he calmed down when he saw her.

"How'd you find him?" She whispered.

"Ray said you got the information out of a henchman."

Akira nodded. "We did."

The two snuck closer towards the room where Ray was being held, and to Akira's surprise, she saw Ray being held in a giant baby bouncer. She snickered, taking a picture before Henry pulled out his phone.

She assumed he was doing the same as her, but he began playing an ice cream truck sound. The Toddler and the other henchmen ran out of the room, and Henry and Akira slipped into the room.

"Henry!" Ray called.

"It's Kid Danger."

Ray smiled fondly, his eyes locking with Akira's.

"Yūrei!"

"Hiya handsome." She winked.

As they began working to get him down, the Toddler walked back in with the henchmen. Akira grabbed the hilt of her katana.

"There was NO ICE CREAM TRUCK!" Toddler snapped. "Who tricked me?" He turned towards Akira and Henry. "And who's that boy and woman near my lever?"

"That's my sidekick Kid Danger. And my partner Yūrei!" Ray exclaimed.

Toddler and Akira locked eyes. Akira slowly unsheathed her katana, but Henry put his hand on top of hers. Akira glanced at Henry, letting her katana sheath again.

"Squish them!" Toddler commanded.

Akira and Henry bolted into action. Akira slid under a punch, using a swipe kick to knock a henchman to the ground. She leapt up again, dodging another punch before she punched a henchman.

"You guys are seriously the WORST henchman ever!!" Toddler cried.

Akira leapt onto a henchman's back, and the two spun around before Akira forced her body weight down, knocking the henchman out once they were on the ground.

Henry and the Toddler battled it out before Toddler activated a Bang Bottle. Akira's eyes widened as she put her arm in front of Henry.

"Now, we all go boom together!" Toddler yelled.

Akira looked over at Ray, who was looking at Henry. She stepped out of the way as Henry pushed Ray in the baby bouncer. Toddler screamed and got thrown into the ball pit.

You know we have to do?" Ray asked Henry.

"What?"

"We give the baby his bottle."

Henry picked up the Bang Bottle and held it in his hands.

"Hey," Ray said.

"What's up?"

"Hurry."

"RIGHT!"

He then threw it into the ball pit, the bottle bouncing a few times before it landed.

"Kid Danger!"

Akira pulled Henry into her chest, turning them so her back was facing the explosion. She used her arm to block any debris from hitting him.

The bottle blew up in the ball pit, spraying plastic balls everywhere. The Toddler's cap landed near them, and Captain Man picked it up, handing it to Henry, who promptly threw it to the side.

"Good work, Kid Danger. You've got skills," Ray smiled.

"Thanks Captain Man!"

"Come on, let's get you out of that baby bouncer." Akira giggled.

They got Captain Man out of the bouncer, Ray held onto Akira's shoulders for support as he stepped out. The two locked eyes, and Akira brushed a stray strand of hair out of Ray's face.

"Look at you. You look disheveled." She huffed, causing Ray to laugh.

"Uh, Ray? Akira?" Henry asked, pulling the adults' attention towards him.

"Yeah?" Akira asked.

"Can you guys, do me a huge favor?"

The two adults glanced at each other, a nervous expression on their faces.

The night progressed, and Ray and Akira had gone to Jasper's party. Akira stayed off to the side, chatting with some fans, but most of the kids were going to Captain Man.

"You know, it's really cool of you to do this." Henry said, standing next to Akira.

"Of course, kid. You saved Ray." Akira put his hand on Henry's shoulder.

"You'll have to show me some of your sword fighting skills."

Akira chuckled softly. "Believe me, Henry, you're better off learning from Captain Man how to fight. You don't want to be like me."

"But you're amazing with your katana."

"Yeah, but I kill people. You're too young for blood on your hands."

"I guess you're right." He nodded, before he realized, "I'll be back!" He then bolted up the stairs.

Captain Man made his way towards Yūrei, standing in place where Henry was.

"He's good." Akira hummed. "Wants to learn how to sword fight."

"Are you gonna teach him?" Ray looked at her.

She shook her head, "Not until you teach him how to fight with nonlethal methods."

"You know, you can fight that way too." He suggested.

"You and I both know I'm past that."

"Never too late to try again."

"Perhaps."

Henry came down the stairs, carrying a tray of birthday muffins. Everyone began singing happy birthday to Jasper, and Ray glanced down at his watch, his eyes widening. He nudged Akira with his arm, signaling they needed to go. She also looked down at her watch before they slowly made their way up the stairs.

They went back to the Man Cave, and they were met with Amaya and Nakano running towards them. She smiled, petting both animals before she hung up her armor on her armor rack.

Akira went into her bedroom, moving to lie down on the bed. She closed her eyes, smiling happily. She may not be Ray's sidekick, but she was still his partner, and that was enough for her.

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wyntermonique · 2 years ago

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GET T♡ KN♡W M♡I // TAG 🫦✨

1. What is your favourite drink? Cocktails🍸

2. What is your favourite song at the moment? I have about 20 songs that are constantly on repeat, but the last song I discovered and I’ve been playing on repeat with my other favs is ‘Good Form’ by Nicki Minaj (sped up) 🎧

3. Have you participated in any sports? I’ve been on a netball and rugby team plus I’ve done horse riding in the past 🧸

4. What is your favourite book? ‘The Sky is Everywhere’ by Jandy Nelson - I haven’t read it in ages but I remember I couldn’t stop thinking about it for months … ☁️

5. What is your favourite colour? To wear, black - To look at, periwinkle / pink 💕

6. What is your zodiac sign? I’m a Taurus ♉️

7. What is your favourite perfume? Artiscent Atelier ‘Patchouli Passion’ - best thing I’ve ever melt EVER, plus it’s drugstore 💘

8. What is your lipgloss favourite scent? Bubble gum 🫧

9. Have you been out of the country? Yep 🎀

10. Do you speak any different languages? Studying French, German and started learning Spanish 👅

11. Do you believe in luck or miracles? Luck🦋

12. What is your favourite store? I mainly shop on Depop and eBay 🛍

13. What is your eye colour? Grey 🐭

14. Who are some of your favourite YouTubers? I don’t really watch YouTube - mainly when I’m looking up songs or watching a new trailer or want to see a review for something 📀

15. What is your favourite movie? I have maaaany fav movies but the last one I watched, that is a fav of mine, was ‘Blade’ 📼

16. What are some of your favourite tv shows? The last TV show I watched / am currently watching is ‘Bee and Puppycat’ 💗

17. PC or mac? PC 💻

18. What does a typical Friday night look like to you? Relaxing bubble bath, face mask and a glass of bubbles whilst watching a movie on my laptop in bed 🛁

19. Where are you from? England ✨

20. What was the last song you listened to? ‘Round Round’ by the Sugababes 📞

21. What is something you do everyday religiously? Tidy up 💖

22. What is the one item you can’t leave home without? My handbag 👛

23. What is the last book you read? Currently reading ‘Salems Lot’ by Stephen King 👑

24. What is one of your current obsessions? Anklets 💍

25. What is your favourite closet item? A new little-black-dress from Oh Polly I bought at the beginning of December 💫

26. Do you have a tattoo? Yes, a lot 💓

27. What is the most uncomfortable item you have in your closet that you love? All of my heels 💎

28. What is the furthest you’ve ever been from home? Spain ⭐️

29. Do you have any habits? Gum chewing - I go to one particular store that is the only store that stocks my fav gum just to get it🍬

30. If you could give your younger self any advice what would it be? Turn your back on the drama even if it means falling out with long-time ‘friends’ 🎙

31. The first app you check when you wake up in the morning? Depop 💕

32. What are your hobbies? Making YouTube content, making music, working on my novel, collecting lipglosses and running my Depop store 💋

33. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? It depends on what day I’m going to have so 20 minutes - 2 hours … 🪞

34. Are you a morning or night person? Night person 🌙

35. What is your lucky number? I don’t have one 🪩

36. What is your dream car? Any mustang 🧚🏻‍♀️

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scullyy · 5 years ago

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100 Truths

Tagged by darling @missdaisymayrio

1. Real name: Daina

2. Nicknames: Scully, Gremlin (only Kyla can call me that)

3. Zodiac sign: Scorpio

4. Gender: Female

5. Nursery: Didn’t go to one

6. Primary school: Went to a public school, good times

7. Secondary school: Private but ended up transferring to public

8. Hair color: Green/Blue (naturally brunette)

9. Long or short: Relatively long now, had short hair for YEARS

10. Loud or quiet: Depends on my mood, usually quiet

11. Sweats or jeans: Shorts bruv

12. Phone or camera: Camera :3

13. Health freak: Not really, I have a sugar addiction what can I say

14. Drink or smoke: Engaged in drinking in the past, wasn’t my thing. Smoked marijuana once, again wasn’t my thing

15. Do you have a crush on someone: Nope

16. Political orientation: I’m not really political

17. Piercings: Ears (helix, tragus, two on either lobe, conch) and my septum!

18. Tattoos: None but hot damn do I really want some

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:

19. Airplane: Yes! I’m not a big fan of flying though

20. Car *accident*: Almost, my friend is a shitty driver :/

21. Fist fight: Never, I’m too lazy to get into fights

FIRSTS:

22. Piercing: Ears

23. Best friend: I lost my best friend due to some drama over my ex, don’t speak that much anymore. So no, I don’t really have one.

24. Instrument: Piano, still learning though

25. Award: I’ve won awards for athletics and one for writing.

26. Crush: This one boy in my class when I was seven. I don’t remember what I liked about him though

27. Language: English

28. Big vacation: Went to the Gold Coast when I was 15, that was awesome.

LASTS:

29. Person I talked to: My mum hehe

30. Person I texted: A friend of mine about skincare crap

31. Person I watched: Idk??????

32. Food I ate: Avocado and tuna sushi :3

33. Movie I watched: The Perfection (a weird ass Netflix movie)

34. Song I listened to: Beyond The Sea - Robbie Williams

35. Thing I bought: This face oil thing my friend recommended

36. Person I hugged: My mum (I got scared after something happened earlier today)

FAVES:

37. Food: SANDWICHES!

38. Drinks: Tea and Juice mmmmmm

39. Clothing: Shorts with my long denim jacket + my flannel cap

40. Book: I’ll Give You The Sun - Jandy Nelson <3

41. Color: BLUE

42. Flower: Hibiscus

43. Music: Halsey and Conan Gray

44. Movie: The Lovely Bones

45. Subjects: English and Art!

IN THE PAST YEAR IM

47. [] Kissed in the rain

48. [X] Celebrated Halloween

49. [X] Had your heart broken

50. [] Went over the minutes on your cell phone

51. [] Someone questioned your sexual orientation

52. [] Used a weapon

53. [] Breathed fire (god I wish)

54. [] Had an abortion

55. [] Done something you’ve regretted (I don’t believe in regrets)

56. [] Broke a promise

57. [X] Kept a secret

58. [X] Pretended to be happy

59. [X] Met someone who changed your life

60. [X] Pretended to be sick

61. [] Left the country

62. [X] Tried something you normally wouldn’t like, and liked it

63. [X] Cried over the silliest thing

64. [] Ran a mile

65. [] Went to the beach

66. [] Stayed single

CURRENTLY:

67. Eating: Watermelon gum (does that count as something to eat??)

68. Drinking: Nothing

69. Getting ready to: Relax and sit on my ass

70. Listening to: Idle Town - Conan Gray

71. Plans for tomorrow/today: Did all my errands today, tomorrow I’m going out with my dad to do some thrift shopping

72. Waiting for: Dinner tbh I’m having chicken nuggets

YOUR FUTURE:

73. Want kids: Perhaps, although childbirth truly scares me. I’d rather foster kids or open a home for teens who have been kicked out.

74. Want to get married: I’d like to, just gotta get over my issues relating to commitment teehee :D

75. Careers in mind: Photographer, Voice Actor

WHICH IS BETTER ON A PERSON/PARTNER:

76. Lips or eyes: Eyes

77. Shorter or taller: Taller. I don’t have much choice, everyone is taller than me

78. Romantic or spontaneous: A nice mix of both. I’m a hopeless romantic, but some of my best memories are from spontaneous events :D

79. Nice stomach or nice arms: A R M S !!

80. Sensitive or loud: Both!

81. Hook-up or relationship: Once I’m older, a relationship! I am intrigued by hook-up culture though, I feel like that resonates with how I feel right now in life.

82. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker. C’mon mate let’s make some fun memories!

HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts: Never had either

84. Ran away from home: Nope, thought about it though

85. Held a weapon for self defense: I have one, but luckily I’ve never had to use it

86. Killed somebody: ...depends who’s asking (jokes, I haven’t)

87. Broken someone’s heart: Yeah, it fucking sucks

88. Been arrested: Nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Miracles: I do sometimes.

91. Yourself: Only in certain things, I believe that I deserve more than what I have been dealt in the past, but I don’t believe in my dreams :/

92. Love at first sight: Oh fuck yeah. There’s something magical about looking across the room, seeing someone and just instantly feeling this pull towards them.

93. Heaven: I wouldn’t call it a ’heaven’ in the traditional sense, more that there must be more to the universe than this life. There has to be something beyond ourselves.

94. Santa Claus: Nope

95. Easter Bunny: Nope

96. Magic: I believe magic exists in simple ways, maybe you’ve never broken a bone or you can make the perfect cup of tea.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

97. Is there one person you want to be with, right now: My friends, they’re all going through a tough time at school and I wish I could help them.

98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life: I am content, haven’t quite reached happiness yet but we’re getting there :))

99. Are you happy with the person you’re with: Single so....

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 5 people: @darling-clemmy @everlastinqg @freckledpianoman @cassierage @stay--jazzy <3 <3 <3

#not twdg #ask scully #this was fun!

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tjkiahgb · 6 years ago

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Episode Recap: 3.02, “Howling at the Moon Festival”

Our tale begins at Celia’s house.

Celia makes Ham hang a lantern as high as possible, strong in her belief that a truly high-hanging lantern will finally be the thing to make her Moon Festival party perfect.

Bex and Andi show up with supplies. They were looking a Jade Rabbit candle and came back with this:

...which they didn’t even bother to paint green. Lazy.

Bex and Andi compliment Celia on how much she’s done to prepare. Celia sort of has this “I haven’t slept for two straight days” energy about her.

And she actually might not have. Because long-time rival (and, I guess, beloved family member or whatever) Aunt Mei is coming and that means Celia’s in full-on competitive mode. She’s going to announce Bex and Bowie’s engagement in an attempt to finally take her down.

Andi tries to talk Celia out of making this celebration a competition. (A celetition, if you will. Oh, you won’t? Ok. Fair.) But it’s too late. Events have been set in motion that cannot be stopped.

*monster truck announcer voice* Moon Festival 2018: Two ladies enter, one leaves! Because it’s not her house! And what’s she gonna do, stay there forever?! No! She’s got a life to get back to!

You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge!!!!

Anyway, Andi asks Buffy and Cyrus for advice at The Spoon. See, Andi told Jonah that she just wants to be friends, but Jonah still thinks they’re a couple. Ok. With you so far.

Then Andi says she quickly backpedaled and agreed with Jonah.

Andi doesn’t know why she said it, and if she doesn’t, no one does. Best guess is that she still likes that he likes her. So Jandi lives then? By accident? Oh these crazy kids. One day they’ll figure out how to talk to each other. One day.

The night of the Moon Festival begins, as Celia gets her makeup done by Bex and delights in the possibility of another way she might one-up Mei. Bex tries again to get Celia to not make this a competition, but it’s too late. I’ve already made the fiery banner and everything.

Andi finds Bowie and stops him before he eats a bean paste filled mooncake, which doesn’t sound super tasty, but is probably packed with protein. Andi realizes she should warn Jonah, as he has a known problem with just eating things in front of him. Bowie admires Jonah’s courage for attempting another holiday event.

Speaking of Jonah, he arrives at Celia’s for the party. He bounds into a house like the wacky neighbor in a sitcom for the second week in a row.

The boy just loves entering doors. What can you say?

Celia’s immediately like, “No no no, get this thing outta here!” but then Jonah drops some Cantonese on her and gives her a gift of tea and Celia’s like:

“Ok, we can keep him.”

Cyrus and Buffy also show up and marvel at how Jonah’s really nailing this “boyfriend at a Moon Festival party” thing.

Celia sees on Mei’s tracker that she’s getting close and makes her family take their places.

Jonah, meanwhile, wanders off. He spots a candle, gives it a little sniff, and then sneezes all over it, blowing a few drips of wax onto the wall.

Oh, Jonah, you were pitching the perfect game and you had to wander.

It’s ok, though, it’s just a drop of wax, as long as you don’t panic and--

Oh. Ok. Ok. Listen, that was a mistake. Smearing it off isn’t going to work. You can still fix this if you just don’t--

Never mind.

Oh, yeah, this is a full spiral now.

Jonah is three seconds from taking a sledgehammer to the entire wall and praying that Celia and Ham just don’t notice that the wall’s gone.

Mei finally arrives. Ham goes to let her in and Celia makes her family do happy faces.

An A for effort for Bowie and Bex.

Turns out Mei brought Ling, her daughter, with her. Celia blurts out that Bex and Bowie are engaged. Mei counters with Ling being pregnant.

With twins, no less! Twins!

Celia says congrats real quick and walks off. Mei asks if she’s ok and Andi tries to say she is: she’s throwing a great party, she looks great, she has a great engaged daughter.

But then Ling says she feels the babies moving and jumps back on top of the Moon Festival leaderboard.

It feels like this is going to continue escalating until Bex and Bowie are getting married in the living room while Ling tries to force her twins out of her in the foyer.

Jonah enlists Cyrus to help him with the mess he made.

Seems like a real error in judgment. If there’s one person who’s capable of accidentally making a situation worse, it’s Cyrus.

Cyrus tells Jonah that these things happen and there’s no need to panic. It’s good advice that comes just five minutes too late.

Jonah is super stressed about being the perfect boyfriend. There are too many teas in existence, for example.

Cyrus tells him this situation isn’t that big a deal. He blew hot wax all over his 85 year old grandmother on her birthday. That was a big deal.

Cyrus goes to scrape the wax off but then gets distracted and scrapes the wall off.

I feel like the sledgehammer plan is back on the table. Maybe just burn the entire house down. They won’t know you ruined a wall in the house if there isn’t a house.

Meanwhile, Bex and Celia have awkward tea with Mei and Ling. Mei says it’s wonderful to have mothers and daughters bonding together. Celia makes a Joy Luck Club reference which I can’t deal with.

Stop and think about this for a second: The Joy Luck Club exists, at least, as a book in their universe. Does it exist as a movie? And if it does exist as a movie, who are the actors in that movie? Who plays Lena in that movie? Is it Lauren Tom? And does that mean Lauren Tom exists in the Andi Mack universe? And if so, does no one ever realize that Celia bears a striking, almost identical twin-like resemblance to Lauren Tom?! Then why does no one say anything?! God!

I need to take a walk.

Andi and Bowie wonder if Bex is ok dealing with the tea situation. Bowie thinks he should maybe head inside. Andi asks him if he thinks he can just smile away any trouble. He says yeah, but...

Buffy finds Jonah and Cyrus and the ruined wall. Jonah tries to get Buffy to help but Buffy tries to back away from the situation like she discovered the two hacking up a dead body. Cyrus says it’s too late, though, if they’re going down for this, she’s coming with them. She’s part of the plan now. By the way, they also have no plan.

Celia brags that Bowie gave up the rock star life to be with his family. Mei says her son-in-law couldn’t be here because he’s at a gum disease conference. Ohh, that’ll cost her some points on the Moon Festival leaderboard. Admitting your son-in-law would rather spend time around people discussing gum disease than with his family is a bad misplay on Mei’s part.

Ling tells Bex and Bowie to start planning the wedding now, but Bex is like, eh, maybe we’ll just go to City Hall, which is another unforced error. Everyone tries to cover up the mistake, but it’s too late. Mei soaks it in.

Cyrus sneaks Andi off to help them with the wax problem. They get toothpaste and a toothbrush to try and fix it. I don’t know how or which one of their broken teenage brains settled on this solution, but it doesn’t work.

Andi wants to know how one sneeze caused this. It’s the Spiral, Andi. The Spiral.

Jonah says it doesn’t matter how hard he tries, he always messes up at her family’s house. He jokes that Andi deserves a better boyfriend and maybe she should break up with him, but Andi’s like:

Jonah tries to clarify that that was a joke, but that’s one of those jokes that landed a little to close to home. Unforced error upon unforced error.

Andi and Jonah walk away to discuss things. Buffy and Cyrus decide if those two can walk away, then they should be able to just walk away, too. It’s not a bad way to solve this mess. I don’t think Celia has security cameras in the house. Pretend you know nothing. Practice your surprised face for when someone asks you about it later. The perfect crime.

Unfortunately for them, before they can get away, Ham shows up. Fortunately for them, Ham spent a long time around monks this summer so he’s super chill and he also keeps spare wall paint around the house.

Celia pulls Bex aside and wants to know about that City Hall thing. Bex reminds Celia that it’s her wedding, which means she gets to do things her way. Celia says that’s not how it works.

How it works is Celia gets to plan the wedding but she convinces Bex it was her idea. Something stirs very deep within Bex’s soul as she realizes that not only is what Celia saying true, it’s an inevitability.

Celia says it’s a fun bonding experience. Bex says she just wants something simple. No fuss. Celia says then that’s what it will be. But did Celia put that idea in Bex’s head years ago without her realizing it? Can Bex ever be confident any idea is truly hers from this point on out?

Bex says maybe they don’t invite Mei to the wedding and this idea brings Celia even more joy than Ham returning did.

Jonah and Andi try to figure out their relationship. Andi doesn’t want to break up but doesn’t want to be part of a couple. She wants to live in this sort of “Just Friends” limbo where the relationship neither exists nor doesn’t exist.

Jonah says that’s cool with him. That’s what he wants, too! Definitely! That’s why he learned Cantonese to impress Andi’s grandmother. It was a gag! It was a joke! Because... friends!

They decide they’re good living in relationship purgatory.

Ham finishes cleaning up Jonah’s mess as Celia comes in, all mopey about losing Moon Festival. Ham cheers her up as Mei comes to let her know she and Ling are leaving. Mei brags that Ling needs her rest because she’s eating and sleeping for three now.

Celia tells Mei she doesn’t need to keep bragging. She’s truly happy for her.

I don’t get why no one calls Mei out on making having twins out to be some achievement. Twins happen all the time. You know who else had twins? Mary Ann Benedict. Who’s Mary Ann Benedict? The mother character from the 1988 comedy Twins.

That’s right. She gave birth to Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. Call me when either one of your twins can even compare, Ling! Otherwise, save it.

Anyway, Ham tricks Mei and Ling into getting paint on them, and this once again fills Celia with delight.

In the backyard, everyone writes out wishes to send up to the Moon Goddess with their lanterns.

They head to the park to let the lanterns go.

They all enjoy watching them float away. Jonah wants to know where they go, so Celia tells him a story, but Jonah’s just really worried about where their fiery lanterns are going to end up. I gotta say, I agree.

One of the lanterns drops its wish and it ends up at Andi’s feet. She picks it up and reads it and it makes her say whoa.

So who’s wish is it? If you’re asking me, here’s my guess:

#Andi Mack #Cyrus Goodman #Buffy Driscoll #Jonah Beck #Bex Mack #Celia Mack #Ham Mack #Bowie Quinn #Mei #Ling #Andi #episode recaps

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Tagged by @forbiddendesire13 Thank you! 😊 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Five things you’ll find in my bag -Phone cause who goes anywhere without that anymore -Headphones not cause I'm a huge music aficionado but because sometimes the world gets a little overwhelming and I need to block it out. -Glasses cause sometimes it's nice to see things that are more than ten feet away. But with that being said I only end up using them about 30% of the time. -Tissues -Bobby pins and hair ties -Mints and gum. Currently I have strawberry gum and it makes that pocket smell great. 🍓 Five things you’ll find in my bedroom -Various knick knacks from where I've travelled and things I've done. My favorites are a ticket from a studio tour, a movie stub for Fantastic Beasts, and a bookmark from Italy. -Sticky notes on my wall of little quick sketches I've done. -A jar of preserved roses that I made from leftovers for a promposal I did for my friend -Lots of origami roses -A desk cabinet filled with books. I wish I had space for a book shelf. Five things that make me happy -The smell of apples fresh ones are great, but I'll settle for the candle. -Fairy lights -A perfectly organized space -Sitting on the roof in the middle of the night cause no one's around and the stars are so bright. -Seeing people talk about something they're passionate about. Five things I’m currently into -Baby Groot -Animal documentaries and a YouTube channel called Brave Wilderness. Look up brave wilderness ocelot. Just do it... -Jandy Nelson. I really liked I'll Give You the Sun -Becky Albertalli and Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda. Seriously if you're in a bad mood read it. -Dear Evan Hansen. It's a musical about a guy with social anxiety. Five things on my to-do list -Tour some colleges. I'm very behind on that -Read and the watch the Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks -Apply for some summer jobs -Visit my brother or at least call him. He's elusive. -Get my life together. That's a never ending goal that I'll never achieve. Oh look at me trying to be relatable... Five things people may not know about me -I want to be either a physician or physician's assistant -I like animes -I'm 17 -I'm often the kind of person that quietly likes all your posts in an attempt to get you to like me and be friends with me when I should really just message you or something... -I've been in a reading slump for quiet a long time now. I tag: Anyone who wants. Seriously go ahead and do it and say I tagged you if you want 😋 Also @meowingatthesea @septembercity @coroarchenland @casual-voodoo @respectthepie @rbolton @thegeeklifechooseme

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• Can’t make chicken salad out of chicken noodle – Mike Ditka • Carbohydrates, and especially refined ones like sugar, make you produce lots of extra insulin. I’ve been keeping my intake really low ever since I discovered this. I’ve cut out all starch such as potatoes, noodles, rice, bread and pasta. – Cynthia Kenyon • Censure is a limp noodle across the wrist of the president. I think the way we vote on the articles will express the way we feel stronger than any censure vote. – Larry Craig • Even now, when I do a slide show of the Geek Squad story, the first slide is a photo of ramen noodles. Because for me, ramen noodles are the international symbol for struggle. – Robert Stephens • He’s smaller than me, did you see him? He looked like a noodle next to me. – Adrien Broner • I can make things, but I don’t cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made noodles, but they were hard. It never occurred to me to check them; I just stopped cooking them when I felt they were ready. Really, I’m too absentminded. – Paula Poundstone • I cook everything. I love Mediterranean cooking, I love Asian cooking. I do lots of Japanese noodles. – Ted Allen • I don’t put cream in any pasta noodles ever. I would use a little butter, but I don’t ever use cream. – Mario Batali • I hate to admit this but I don’t even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I’ve been known to warm up some food in the microwave. – Michael Owen • I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means ‘noodle’ in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch. – Ana Ortiz • I love Chinese food, like steamed dim sum, and I can have noodles morning, noon and night, hot or cold. I like food that’s very simple on the digestive system – I tend to keep it light. I love Japanese food too – sushi, sashimi and miso soup. – Shilpa Shetty • I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey bun and put a slice of cheese on it. Put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and you had the gift of a lifetime. – Rick Ross • I wouldn’t exactly call it ‘cooking’ but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it’s done. – Devon Werkheiser • I’m not as good as a man as you are, Sundown. I find it hard to give an enemy my back under any circumstance.” – Ren “Oh, I didn’t say I was giving her my back. I’m not lacking all my noodle sense. But I’m not holding a grudge neither. Sometimes you just got to let the rattlesnake lay in the sun.” – Sundown “Men? You do know I’m standing in this little box with you and can hear every word?” – Abigail “We know. I merely don’t care.” – Ren – Sherrilyn Kenyon • If it’s possible, I will have some noodles in the morning and start talking to people, start to think about a few things in my head – the project or a few ideas which are not finished or if there are possible directions and what will lead into another game. It’s always like setting up some kind of game you can continuously play. – Ai Weiwei • If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister. – Stephen Colbert • I’m Italian. I love to cook Italian food, so I learned from my dad how to make sauce and meatballs and all that stuff. With my wife and kids, I started making homemade pasta. The very first time, I didn’t have a pasta maker, so I had to cut it with a knife, the old-school way! The noodles were all jacked up, but it was fun. – Joey Fatone • I’m layering away: sauce, noodles, I belong to you, cheese, sauce, my heart is yours, noodles, cheese, I hear your soul in your music, cheese, cheese, CHEESE. – Jandy Nelson • I’m not the kind of guy who sits around at home and writes songs. Once in a while I’ll pick up a guitar and noodle around, but it’s rare. – Scott Ian • Instructions for Adam Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your door keyes. Laugh. Eat pot-noodles for breakfast. Miss lectures. Be irresponsible. – Jenny Downham • It turns out that Molly wasn’t her mother’s daughter in that respect. Charity was like the MacGuyver of the kitchen. She could whip up a five-course meal for twelve from an egg, two spaghetti noodles, some household chemicals, and a stick of chewing gum. Molly … Molly once burned my egg. My boiled egg. I don’t know how. – Jim Butcher • Life was so much simpler in pre-video days when everyone refused invitations because the ‘Forsyte Saga’ was on. Now we all just have a long list of unwatched shows, all of which, it seems, our friends are raving about. I feel as outdated as if I wore a Fair Isle sweater, ate Pot Noodle and had a two-bar electric fire in the sitting room. – Simon Hoggart • Memory, in my opinion, is a complete noodle. It hangs on the silliest things but forgets the stuff that really matters. – Ellen Potter • My grandmother was a kind of Scarsdale, New York, society woman, best known in her day as the author of the 1959 book ‘Growing Your Own Way: An Informal Guide for Teen-Agers’ – this despite being a person whose parenting style made Joan Crawford’s wire hangers look like pool noodles. – Sloane Crosley • My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she’d make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5’8″ and weighed 165 pounds. – Carol Alt • Noodles are not only amusing but delicious. – Julia Child • OH KYO KUN! Isn’t it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?! – Natsuki Takaya • Once you’ve started a film you don’t become a wet noodle. You must have that conflictual interface because you don’t know, and they don’t know. It’s through conflict that you come out with something that might be different, better than either of you thought to begin with. – Jack Nicholson • Peace will come to the world when the people have enough noodles to eat. – Momofuku Ando • Ramen is a dish that’s very high in calories and sodium. One way to make it slightly healthier is to leave the soup and just eat the noodles. – Masaharu Morimoto • Sam was starting to feel anxious. Nutella and noodles were fine. Great in fact. Miraculous. But he’d been hoping for more food more water more medicine something. 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• She led him past the engine room, which looked like a very dangerous, mechanized jungle gym, with pipes and pistons and tubes jutting from a central bronze sphere. Cables resembling giant metal noodles snaked across the floor and ran up the walls. “How does that thing even work?” Percy asked. “No idea,” Annabeth said. “And I’m the only one besides Leo who can operate it.” “That’s reassuring.” “It should be fine. It’s only threatened to blow up once.” “You’re kidding, I hope.” She smiled. “Come on. – Rick Riordan • Since I’ve been on my own, I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a hot plate in my bedroom, a microwave, and a small fridge. That’s the kind of kitchen I know how to get around in. – Karen Marie Moning • Spaghetti… I can’t eat spaghetti, there’s too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I’ll have 1,000 pieces of noodles. – Mitch Hedberg • ‘Tampopo’ is a deeply odd film about Japan, ramen noodles, love and sex. It made me very hungry and desperate to travel to Japan. It started my love affair with this amazing country, its culture, its food, its cinema and made me buy my first ticket to the land of the rising sun. – Jamie Cullum • The boys. The village boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clodpated dimdomed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them anyway? – William Goldman • There’s a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire– He likes it ’cause it’s cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in the fish And his big hairy paws In the buttery dish, He’s nibbling the noodles, And munching the rice, He’s slurping the soda, He’s licking the ice. And he lets out a roar If you open the door. And it gives me a scare To know he’s in there– That Polary Bear In our Fridgitydaire. – Shel Silverstein • There’s only one rule in photography – never develop colour film in chicken noodle soup. – Freeman Patterson • We can do anything. It’s not because our hearts are large, they’re not, it’s what we struggle with. The attempt to say Come over. Bring your friends. It’s a potluck, I’m making pork chops, I’m making those long noodles you love so much. – Richard Siken • When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. – Dr. Seuss • When I would feel down…I’d have some noodles father prepared, and all the worries I had that day…Poof! They would all disappear. – Kim Young-kwang • Yes, but I’ve already made my fortune in other things. (Solin) Such as? (Geary) Viagra. My brother learned to take a personal problem and profit by it. (Arik) It’s true. It pained me to see a man as young as Arik stricken with impotency. Therefore I had to do something to help the poor soul. But alas, there’s nothing to be done for it. He’s as flaccid as a wet noodle. (Solin) How creative of you to project your problem onto me. But then, they say celibacy is enough to make a man lose all reason. Guess you’re living proof, huh? (Arik) – Sherrilyn Kenyon • You can’t be wishy-washy. That’s the most boring thing in the world, to be a middle-of-the-road wet noodle. That’s my greatest fear, to be like, “Oh, whatever.” That’s just not who I am. – Chris Black • You have to find a group that really desperately cares about what it is you have to say. Talk to them. They have something I call otaku. It’s a great Japanese word. It describes the desire of someone who’s obsessed to, say, drive across Tokyo to try a new Ramen noodle place ’cause that’s what they do, they get obsessed with it. – Seth Godin • You noodle around with tempo and sound until you get the perfect fit for that particular song, and then, so long as you can sustain it, God is on your side and everything comes easily and even the waiters smile. – Wilfrid Sheed • Zen is to religion what a Japanese “rock garden” is to a garden. Zen knows no god, no afterlife, no good and no evil, as the rock-garden knows no flowers, herbs or shrubs. It has no doctrine or holy writ: its teaching is transmitted mainly in the form of parables as ambiguous as the pebbles in the rock-garden which symbolise now a mountain, now a fleeting tiger. When a disciple asks “What is Zen?”, the master’s traditional answer is “Three pounds of flax” or “A decaying noodle” or “A toilet stick” or a whack on the pupil’s head. – Arthur Koestler • Zerts’ are what I call desserts. ‘Trée-trées’ are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz’ with a ‘z’ – I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cacc.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.’ – Aziz Ansari

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Noodles Quotes

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