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I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
#All this time I’ve wanted to learn how to play a stringed instrument with frets and THIS is what finally pushed me over the edge?#Dumbest instrument learning origin story EVER#I learned the recorder in school and liked it so much I continued with it and taught myself the rest#I was motivated to learn the kalimba by ~sapphic love~ and quiet rebellion against homophobia#I learned the melodica because I wanted something to compose complex chord progressions on#I‘m learning the spoons for a cover of “Alien Alien” (it’s complicated)#I‘m learning the harmonica because I like how small it is#So why — you may ask — am I learning the ukulele?#Colleen Fucking Ballinger#I hate that she can play it better than I — a multi-instrumentalist — can; so I’m going to fucking fix it#it’s been pissing me off for the past month#If I find out someone I hate is more skilled than me in a specific area; there’s gonna be a problem#No I’m not content that I’m probably better than her at everything else (with the exception of being a complete and utter bitchasaurus)#I MUST become superior in EVERY way or it’ll eat away at me#It’s an unhealthy compulsion but [Anthony from The Shout (1978) voice] I’m a *musician*!#Uurgh#Hephffurgh#Grrrgh#[hisses like a cat]#Grrrngfrfgshrg
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