#Gortash 10/10 sloppiest pussy eater in town and best face to ride

[flymmsy]

My personal pussy-eater ranking is as follows (because I know you all care so much shh I just feel passionately about this).

#1 - Shadowheart - Shart is the reigning champ and I'm not even a Shartmancer. I can't believe I even have to explain this one. This woman knows how to read you and take you apart and then tenderly put you back together (or just continue to destroy you if you'd like.)

#2 - Minthara - NOW LISTEN. DON'T COME AT ME WITH THE PITCHFORKS YET. Minthara would 100% be the best in terms of skills and has absolutely perfected the art. HOWEVER, there is a part of Minthara that does not fully care about what her partner is getting out of it and would want to eat them like SHE wants to for HER pleasure. NOW - would that change in a romance? YES. Would she also know how to switch gears and be very accommodating otherwise? YES. The only reason I put her below Shadowheart is because she would have her selfish side, but yes, her focused-on-her-partner side would be above Shadowheart.

#3 - Gale and Halsin tie for third. Halsin loves it and is good at it but I dont think he'd be the most technically skilled. Gale is a secret freak and while he would not have the raw, passionate talent of Halsin - god he's learned some good shit.