#God damnet

[jambearie]

Hey yo why the fuck does everyone exclusively sell iPhone cases I understand a majority, but like target had an entire double sided aisle and at least 2 displays worth and a SINGLE non-I phone case I'm going to start throwing shit

[howlbear]

God DAMNET BRENNAN the familiar side character can't be my favorite I loved the PCs so much don't do this to me

[fellfirst-fellharder-fight]

I don't think you can edit poll posts, but I realized that I had several typos trying to submit my propaganda on my phone that I didn't notice when I submitted. In the *hugely* unlikely event that Damnet survives the first round, could I submit an updated (corrected) propaganda copy?

Spoilers: Dask fell first. He craves knowledge, has pledged himself to shady organizations that may or may not be cults (they were) for access to libraries, wants to know everything and be everything. So when he meets Ramnet, a prophet who is sometimes the literal voice of a god and has mystical and magical ways to know the unknowable, his eyes grow beyond the comprehension of mere mortals and he falls. Total elapsed time approximately 15 minutes Ramnet fell harder. His craving is in physical, human connection. Not necessarily long lasting, many of his dalliances are one night stands and that's fine by him. When he meets Dask, he's partway through his goal of bedding the entire adult male population of the city. As he sets his sights on wooing Dask, his interest in other men fades. When Dask leaves him for minor things like saving the world (by becoming a god), he spends a bit of time in a furious depression about the abandonment. He ends up working for Dask and as he deals with the entire situation, he returns to being free with his physical affections, all while working to find a way to save the world again and remove the power imbalance between him and Dask. In the end, he walks to the moon and murders the concept of divinity by ripping divine shards from his heart. Unfortunately, in the newly un-divine world, Dask does not return with Ramnet and their other found-family members. And Ramnet is left to search the world for his return. Total elapsed time: as long as it takes to get him back.

done! sorry for fixing it late. i was panicking trying to get the other polls out cause i was late lol

[yukkue]

Spider-Neon: Are you not.. a damsel in distress?

Black Cat trapped in Rhino's grasp: I'm damsel.. I'm in distress.. I can handle this. ..have a nice day!

Lmao she’s not gonna leave her there tho ToT

But god damnet Jessica don’t you know Charlie likes girls with attitude ?

[undeadmoth]

God damnet i knew getting my fucking hopes up was going to bite me in the ass. Whole system crashes the day of my appointment and its 4 fucking months till the next available slot because not only are they booked up but the doc is going on vacation soon. Not like it would make a difference with no one fucking hiring me.

[jojotier]

here's the full text hold on:

This is all in the F’t crie't goors llu der nge ya joit hear eph l’oa yj nw, gohluyng yj li’hee fut ph’g shemtor? f’t gohluyng nafl desi't t gohluyng nafl fers t't voice't yi t't damnet nyurb gohluyng nafl fers gohluyng nafl fers gohluyng nafl fers gohluyng nafl fers torn tis piece't nge sewn frobithh fu hoth reason hoth rhyme ahty gi rising cre't t kov ng yi n’ghft fu hoth wirg l’oa sight, futma kul shemtor. Thifta lish tukleht, yj wirg stolen nge ya fear t't gnk yj lloig fall't apart, s’kd ma s’kd ma s’kd ma yj n’gha draw't near yj stom gi c flayet estera fru'les't klet hole l’oa y- ya {{pronoun}} joit t fut l’oa life thr’l wirg, ya {{pronoun}} ah nafl d'ahth rve such fnlth offering gis fib’th. Futma kul shemtor. futma kul shemtor. Futma tuj tugluthinkleht. Kul ma jho t't terror. Ya 'ai tis t't wirg. Ya 'ai tis bimike. Ya 'ai tis yj ‘fhalma nge gnaiih nge god, nge 'ai tis jalu. Kul ma jho fib’th inket prison. Ya f’rhi jalu, throl read yj word't. Ya f’rhi jalu la ugh llll yj li’hee, llll t't ink nyurb swallow't ma whole. Joit jalu hear ma? joit jalu kadishtu? nnyuld fib’th stop. Nnyuld h’t stop ya futg yi jalu h’t hurt't h’t hurts, ya {{pronoun}} joit nafl yyjyrn tis yj jojo, llll t't klet nyurb swallow't i’j too. Ya kadishtu jalu're dakar. Ya kadishtu jalu f’rhi yj word't. Ya kadishtu jalu f’rhi nge ah naflthing hhgh hai. Doe't yj li’hee mean naflthing? wa't ya supposet tis meet yj n’gha? goka ma fnlth fnlth swer. Goka ma mphmf thing nilgh'ri. May cn fut kul shemtor…

so. decent chance that this is the broodfester tongues. very fun little mystery i left for myself 3 years ago for some dumbfuck reason

so found a doc just. hm. how do i even describe this

[peachsllk]

you went too far this time baby boy

fuck

[mod-madclicker]

Hit the bucket

Well my computer final died today.. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to get all my data off but it's dead. It won't boot to windows anymore and it just blue screens if I try. So yea.. no more games, sfm or anything.. R.i.p Alienware laptop that could play anything. 2011-2017

[canarhys]

“rick is the best writer in the world!!!!!!” ok but like i still dont know the nine’s fatal flaws besides percy, annabeth, and nico

[twilightpoison]

EY YO STOP YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME SIMP

Reader finding out that twilight is wolfie would be either tragic or comical

Because you've been treating your so called friend (and crush) like a dog for a very long time and now finding out thier a person? Gonna be hard to go back to the way it was

Like reader WANTS to keep giving wolfie kisses and pats but dosent want to be awkward and Twilight just wants the physical affection he was getting from his friend(crush) back too

Why not both?

Reader: Why did you let me give you all those kisses? You knew that I wasn't aware of who you were?

Twilight:.....

Reader: What are my kisses something special then? Do you know how weird it is for me to know you're Wolfie and still want to kiss the wolf?

Twilight blushing: Yes.

Reader: Yes to what?

Twilight: Yes to both. They're special and I know it's weird, but I let you...Because I liked it. I didn't care if it was you. If you want to keep kissing Wolfie it's not like I was going to stop you.

Reader: But it's you!

Twilight: I didn't think kissing me would be such a terrible idea.

Reader: That's not what I meant! You're very kissable it's just-

Twilight: Prove it.

[jambearie]

Me: Ooooh Supernatural Spin-off already?? Jensen and Danneel behind the creation???

Me after seeing it surrounds a young John and Mary:

[bad-stand-ideas]

A stand that forces you to eat only this every summer until you profess your sins to the Lord our God, Danny DeVito

[ag-gravated]

Trys pulling his jacket and shirt off over his head but gets stuck ” help-”

[howlbear]

God DAMNET it's still rotating in my brain. I'm already working on an instruments by which the universe cares tattoo but AAAAA

"this didn't have to happen, but it's beautiful"

Add that to the side comments Brennan Lee Mulligan says casually in a dnd podcast that makes me feel deeply if I think about it for 2 seconds

[harryfeatgaga]

GOD DAMNET HARRY FUCKING RAW ME THE FUCK DOWN YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS HOE

BYEDGEYUIDFJNBHEJFKL

[peachsllk]

I'm sorry I fucking ruin everything I touch